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 No.224808

>twink death

 No.224809

Become soyjak

 No.224811

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We will all become food for twinks in the end anyway

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>>224811
bro imagine when one day the atom in our face will become an atom in some femboy's ass and another faggot cums on it

 No.224818

Mokou drank the hourai elixir he'll never experience twink death

 No.224819

>>224815
Neil defag Tyson be like:

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 No.224829

Bear birth

 No.224831

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Happy 25th birthday, OP. Time to enter your chad arc. The Buddha recently revealed to me that pursuing Chad physique immediately after hitting twink death actually horseshoe theories back around into being a twink thing because most men in modern society are conditioned that you're supposed to chadmaxx UNTIL you hit the age we would be hitting twink death and then let yourself go (which is for some reason acceptable to do in moid culture) so by entering a metamorphosis and becoming chad by age 26-27 you're actually subverting male gender roles as you're avoiding skufdom and mediocrity

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>>224835
Twink death occurred 5 years ago sir, you need to get on your grind immediately, posthaste

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>>224853
missed

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>>224873
ai shemale giving her ai cat a treat

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>>224811
>>224815
>>224819
Before I die of old age or whatever I will specify in my will that I wish to be cremated and then have my ashes sprinkled unto the soils of green tea leaf farms as well as unto the mounds of fig avocado and cocoa bean trees and lastly the grasses that Japanese Wagyu.

Then my atoms will play a major role in the global food supply and in a way I'll live on through the body of many twinks and the horny fujo's and tomboys who covet them.

 No.226918

>>226917
>and lastly the grasses that Japanese Wagyu.
…feed on

 No.226919

>>224835
time to skufmaxx. use you're disposable income on beer and fast food, live a sedentary life, buy more video games, never wash or engage in self grooming. your pungent odor and hoard of vidya will attract shota from miles around.

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>>226919
>time to skufmaxx
You`re appropriating my culture, whitey

 No.226922

Dude NJF walled by getting bigger cheeks in his early 20s and I did as well

 No.226925

>>226921
don't call me white!

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>walled

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>>226921
I say this



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