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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

File: 1729083454273.mp4 (5.22 MB, 1280x720, guru guru guru guru.mp4)

 No.103431

our anthem

 No.103432

File: 1729083642880.mp4 (12.98 MB, 1440x810, 1726322113987.mp4)

Actual bant anthem:

 No.103433

country,kutaka already posted this song before

 No.103434

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 No.103435

artery come back pls

 No.103436

>>103435
he will not

 No.103439

やったぜ。

 No.103448

>>103435
Which one was that

 No.103449

our leader

 No.103451

>>103448
the person i witchgamed with

 No.103454

>>103451
He is at school while you are awake o algo

 No.103600

>>103454
keep doxing him so i can add him to my lore compendium

 No.111886

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 No.112169

On a sunny day, by the shimmering sea,
Iramqi the rabbit hopped so free.
With a bounce and a wiggle, he danced on the sand,
Searching for treasures that sparkled and spanned.

 No.112176

>>111886
Ringo triceratops would never do that

 No.112177

>>112169
did you write this

 No.112180

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>>112177
Sure! Here’s a light-hearted poem about a Polish guy named Marisa:

In a village where the wildflowers grow,
Lived a Polish fellow, Marisa, you know.
With a heart full of joy and a smile so wide,
He danced through the fields with a rhythmic stride.

Marisa loved pierogi, stuffed just right,
With potatoes and cheese, a savory bite.
He’d cook in the kitchen, a chef in his prime,
Whistling old tunes, lost in the rhyme.

 No.112181

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The lanterns we carry, they flicker and sway,
Guiding our journey along life’s array.
With every step forward, in joy and in strife,
Kutaka niwatari, the dance of our life.

 No.112182


 No.112183

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Here’s a satirical poem that playfully critiques a fictional character named "Kutaka" from Russia.

**Oh, Kutaka from the land of the frost,
Claiming the crown, but at what cost?
With swagger like vodka, but brains like a rock,
You strut through the streets, yet fail to unlock.

Your tales of bravado, they stretch far and wide,
But when push comes to shove, where’s your pride?
You boast of your strength with a laugh and a grin,
But in the game of life, you never begin.

With every bold claim and every wild jest,
It’s clear to us all you’re not one of the blessed.
You talk big of parties, of friends, and of fun,
Yet vanish at dusk; you’re nowhere to run.**

 No.112184

In a quaint Russian village, under the moon, Lived a chicken named Boris, who loved to goon.
With feathers so bright and a cluck full of cheer, He’d strut through the barnyard, spreading good cheer.

But Boris had a secret, a penchant for booze, He’d sip on some vodka, then dance in his shoes.
With a bottle in wing, he’d sway to the beat, A chicken so merry, his joy was complete

 No.112185

>>112184
Did you also use them robots?

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 No.112189

BantCulture: A Rabbi’s Haven

In the realm of the digital glow,
A rabbi built a site where wisdom flows.
For Jews to gather, converse, and share,
BantCulture stands, a refuge rare.

Here, ancient texts meet modern wit,
Torah’s light with humor is lit.
A blend of sacred, a touch of jest,
Where minds can ponder and hearts can rest.

Discuss the mitzvot, debate the news,
Laugh at the memes, sing sacred blues.
From Talmud’s depths to cultural flair,
BantCulture thrives with spirit and care.

A sanctuary for the global tribe,
Where every Jew can feel the vibe.
From Brooklyn’s streets to Tel Aviv’s shore,
BantCulture binds, forevermore.

So come, engage, in wisdom’s dance,
A rabbi’s vision, a shared expanse.
In bant and bond, through every strife,
A celebration of Jewish life.

 No.112190

Make a poem about Russian chicken guy defeating antisemitism:

>Antisemitism lurked in the night,

>Whispering hatred, striving to bite.
>But our chicken guy, with a heart full of hope,
>Wielded compassion like a powerful rope.

Omg antisemitism just got -ACKed.

 No.112196

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 No.112197

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Forgot to mention nuenis but it still decided not to get lewd

 No.112199

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 No.112338

File: 1732310569689.mp4 (34.88 MB, 1280x720, Touhou - EWI 27 Tewi.mp4)

>>103431
>our anthem
Nah, to annoying.

 No.112544

File: 1732394993403.png (114.24 KB, 865x772, file.png)

>Doesnt mention the bloodsucking
>Doesnt mention the body mutilation
Oy vey

 No.112822

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fumni

 No.112831

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>>112544
>>112822
>t. Иван-дурак

 No.112850


 No.112873

Can someone explain this meme I've seen like a dozen variations of it



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