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Anonymous 09/14/23 (Thu) 14:36:40 No.1 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Holy shit

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Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 15:28:33 No.116402

>>116397
good video

Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 16:27:26 No.116411

>>116397

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Abrahamic religions Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:17:52 No.116521 [Reply]

Post funny Jew quotes and funny Jew practices. Please do not post fake ass quotes made up by anti semites, only post real authentic Jew quotes. You can also post funny Christian or Muslim quotes/behavior if you want. Any Abrahamic religion is acceptable to make fun of.

This thread is for humor, please do not post stuff that isn't funny.

> Some Jews think Adam was a futa.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:28:03 No.116525

inb4 spain and germany shitup the thread

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:44:11 No.116526

joos mutilate babies

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:46:30 No.116528

Noahides are funny. One of the most uncle tom religions I've ever seen

https://muse.jhu.edu/article/737561/pdf
This journal article describes the a filipino group of former seventh day adventists that lived in a cave but after they left the cave their leader got perodic internet access and started talking to Chabad Rabbis. After that they rejected christianity and converted to Noahidism.

Here are some quotes from it
> Emmanuel’s rabbinic mentors provided him with a new Noahide ritual that again contrasts the animalistic nature of the Noahide with the higher spiritual power of the Jew. In this ritual, the Noahide is compared with the animal sacrifices that Jews used to bring to the ancient Temple in Jerusalem. Noahides may ‘‘inspect’’ themselves by offering prayers of repentance during the last four days of the penitential month, the same four days when animal sacrifices were ‘‘inspected’’ for blemishes by Jewish priests.

> [Emannuel] delivered a lecture on the essence of the Noahide soul, received from one of his rabbi mentors. After nightfall, the families gathered in the home of village leader Diego to listen to Emmanuel’s lecture. […] Emmanuel began his lecture by asking, ‘‘What makes them different from us? What makes the Jew different from us?’’ One villager quickly replied, ‘‘They are the chosen people.’’ Emmanuel then went on to explain that even if Jews and Noahides are equal before God, Jews have a special, innate holiness that makes them closer to God. ‘‘The Jew has five levels of soul while the Noahide only has three levels and remains on an animalistic level, and this is written in the Kabbalah,’’ he explained, adding that the fundamental animalistic nature of the Noahide soul accounts for the reason that they are more concerned with simplistic material needs.

Pic is another quote…

The video I posted is not related to the journal article (It's a different noahide group) but is still kinda funny.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:48:59 No.116529

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>>116528
Forgot to post the picture of the last quote.

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:17:41 No.116497 [Reply]

>parasocialism

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 08:10:24 No.116514

>>116513
Ok bro, how about you start paying health insurance companies and save money for a college fund instead of having the government do that for you.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 08:22:05 No.116515

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>>116514

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 08:55:19 No.116519

>>116515
GET DOWN THAT THING IN HER HAIR IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!!

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:20:12 No.116524

>>116514
why would he do that when you do it already

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:45:01 No.116527

>>116524
I just didn't want you to know which binter I was lole

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Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 19:09:50 No.116432 [Reply]

day ?????? of nicole maxxing
shushed my prof

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Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 20:25:10 No.116446

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>>116444
lol i was just fishing for your reeaction
new nicolism points

Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 20:28:14 No.116448

>>116446

Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 20:35:38 No.116451

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>>116446

Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 21:23:15 No.116454

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family values
respect
patriotism
traditions
order
rule of law
wife
kids
no sodomy o algo innit

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:19:26 No.116523

>>116436
stop that

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Anonymous 05/31/24 (Fri) 19:44:35 No.60302 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

/incel/-internet celebrity general

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Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 10:56:30 No.115508

New cringe kino just dropped.

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 07:22:48 No.116109

>>114098
https://rumble.com/v5wttu5-the-ghost-show-episode-402-baller-friday-session.html?start=7774
crossover of the year

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 07:47:12 No.116512

>>115273
Yo gossip girl, I think his gf acc is just him. They type the same way and the dates on the accs make it clear that they were bought and they were being used after korbo got his x deleted. The whole thing is just a narc facade.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 08:53:48 No.116518

>>116512
come on not even Korbo is this crazy

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:19:17 No.116522

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I hate AI slop however this is a rare kino for sure.

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Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 04:28:35 No.31879 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

>The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC.

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 02:32:51 No.116478

and it has dark souls bosses? not canon I guess

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 07:05:53 No.116508

>>116477
omfg hecking soyeye queen and soyfree the golden i am pogging with a rager at marikas feet

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 07:28:10 No.116510

I fucking hate Snoy and Microshit, now there’s literally no AAA game developers left in the market. These fucking kikes buy out anything that could potentially make money in a short time, even if they ditch them out 5 years later.
Snoy had Japan Studio and they fucking destroyed it.
>they also have Spike Chunsoft
say goodbye to your Dragon Ball games lmao

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 07:41:21 No.116511

>>116510
Don't worry wait 30 years once the big corpos discard all the games they parasitized big gov will finally step in to breakup the game monopoly

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:15:11 No.116520

>>116477
im putting together a team

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Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 23:59:22 No.116465 [Reply]

More like 2hu more like 2hoes

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:46:52 No.116472

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 03:52:57 No.116486

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more like tengoes

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:21:26 No.116498

>>116486
Is this an AI trained on the touhou kaleidoscope anime

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 08:22:53 No.116516

>>116498
It's momiji

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 08:38:12 No.116517

>>116486
i like this image

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 06:56:58 No.116506 [Reply]

I genuinely thought they were gonna announce Half Life 3 at The Game Awards.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 07:02:18 No.116507

more like the gay awards

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Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 19:25:46 No.115619 [Reply]

why is everyone on bant1 gay

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Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 00:04:45 No.116047

>>115868
>bwcause
>bwc
Freudian slip.

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 08:37:45 No.116115

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>>115879
>>116047
qacutally i just spelled it wrong because i was tired and my finger slipped and hit the wrong key…. theres no freudian slip or anything

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 10:26:41 No.116129

https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/21729512
new trainwreck

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 10:27:20 No.116130

>>116129
why would anzu do this

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 06:08:40 No.116505

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>>115619
what happens when an random board experiment goes on too long and everyone runs out of things to talk about
in a board jam packed with horny incels who gave up
the results would shock you

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/bant/ tf2 server – Time chamber edition Anonymous 10/17/23 (Tue) 04:30:29 No.41 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You better not try anything funny.

1. Open tf2
2. Open the console with ` and enter:
3. connect banttf2.ddns.net

>WEBSITE(new)
https://gyate.net/kogasatopia

>MODS (important) https://tf2.gyate.net/hat/

>FANART (important) https://tf2.gyate.net/fanart/

>RULES
all lgbt folks are banned
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 15:51:12 No.116408

>>116407
also why is one of our 6 maps a reskin of the shittiest CTF map

Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 16:01:30 No.116409

>>116407
well you have to get it in first.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:43:17 No.116500

Please make more tf2 posts on the opia part of the site, they don't even have to be about server updates. I'm bored and reading old posts on the janny boards is even more boring.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:48:17 No.116503

>>116500
the poopcord trying to terminate the server while I was working so hard on stuff in the spring gave me ED

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:57:40 No.116504

>>116503
Who the fuck is poopcord?

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Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 17:18:06 No.116416 [Reply]

i will do this to you if you dont behave

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:14:07 No.116471

>>116470

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:48:02 No.116473

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>>116470

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:51:22 No.116474

>>116470
Necrophilia or terminal trucelness with body pillows/figurines/etc merch?

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:57:05 No.116475

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>>116416
To think my grandfather prob had this done because of his dick cancer

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:35:04 No.116499

>>116474
Former is funny latter was what I originally meant

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Anonymous 12/02/24 (Mon) 13:51:42 No.114428 [Reply]

I'm full on $HBAR, I made 1200€ last night, yeah I know this crypto is absolutely talmudic. Call me a jew or something idc, bags are still bags.

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Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 01:00:42 No.115683

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it is happening chüddies, sell all

Anonymous 12/10/24 (Tue) 07:02:31 No.115859

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>>115683

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:08:11 No.116489

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Donald Trvthnuke is buying chainlink lole, I remember being like "I JUST MADE A THOUSAND DOLLARS" and walking out of my classroom thinking I was a boss when it hit $10 or whatever 5 years ago

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:46:21 No.116495

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https://xcancel.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1866543923939729870#m
Bruuuuuh this is cray

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 05:06:52 No.116496

>>116495
I thought everyone knew dollars were basically fictitious? Obviously gold (and other precious metals) is the only real currency.

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Photography thread Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 19:37:20 No.114817 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You will go out and photo random stuff

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 03:13:38 No.116482

>>116481
The friendly one has white on her neck and is smaller

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 03:16:30 No.116483

>>116482
Is the other cat not as friendly?

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 03:20:20 No.116485

>>116483
He's usually trying to hide

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:21:00 No.116493

>>116449
somehow every third world country's utilities look worse than my drunkest pc building cable manameeperent

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:29:05 No.116494

>>116467
OFF THE COUCH ANIMAL

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Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 13:13:08 No.104881 [Reply]

why the fuck does everything have fucking veg oil in it or loads of sugar added it to it? peaterphiles begone

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Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 03:59:53 No.116487

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How should I eat this bird

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:03:34 No.116488

>>116487
Like an ice cream

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:08:41 No.116490

>>116487
wit sketti and butter

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:14:48 No.116491

>>116487
i know one way

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 04:20:09 No.116492

>>116487
Well first you'd have to butcher her, for that remove her head, drain the blood. Then gut her, for that dissecting the abdomen may be the fastest.
Then you should strip her of the feathers and shave her skin. Then dissect her. It may be easier to shave her after dissecting, but the hair might get into the meat.
After the dissection, pick a few favourable cuts and roast them in an oven or cook on a skillet.
I recommend following a pork or maybe a beef recipe if her meat looks more like human than bird.

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Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:38:07 No.100467 [Reply]

The only things you need to take from inceltheory/manosphere type stuff is "don't be a pussy" and "don't look sickly", everything else is a smokescreen designed to make you appeal to turbonormfoids which you don't want anyway

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Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 09:17:17 No.108976

I don't forget to look at page 35 before making a new thread

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 09:19:14 No.108977

>>100930
>Fatal insomnia
Prion diseases are genetic or extremely rare unless if your dumb enough to eat another person's brain or infected meat.

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 13:00:47 No.109011

>>108977
doesn't answer the question

Anonymous 12/12/24 (Thu) 22:03:37 No.116460

>Once there was a family looking for a cat to adopt and the father was saying he didn't want a black cat. The teenage daughter was like, "Dad, you can't judge just based on appearance. You're bald and ugly but we still love you."

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:01:20 No.116469

>>116460
Swolesome

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