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/qa/ - Questions & Answers - International Holocaust Remembrance Day (Jan. 27th)

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 No.253784Important[Reply]

I think that our community and our history are very profound and worth admiring and inspecting
Look at how we use beautiful flags, and how I was compelled to replace the modern Canadian flag with the traditional one, and how it looks absolutely magnificent and so knightly. It contains valuable history, showing our nation's heritage of the English, French, Irish and Scottish, and such flags were raised so proudly across Europe for thousands of years when brave knights did battle for God and country.

We strive to create flags for the Touhou characters because this is our nature, we find flags so important and beautiful and to contain history and meaning. Our nature and biology decree that we make flags for the precious and profound characters whom we love and admire, and we seek to create flags that contain their very beauty, ideals and memory.

A very intelligent and noble member of the community from Sweden stated that we should use many flags for doing so is how our European ancestors behaved, and this decree was like a psychic awakening through many of our users, and here I find myself writing to address his profound thoughts and their underlying meaning.
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 No.253883

I get it

 No.253891

>>253799
>our heritage
>not one mention of gooning, booze, eceleb gossip, otokonoko,frogs, booze, ray peat or balding


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 No.253705[Reply]

Batman is his real self, Bruce Wayne is the mask he wears.

 No.253720

bump

 No.253723

bump

 No.253756

congrats on the most obvious character reading in the world

 No.253892

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>>253756
Were all just 1 bad day from becoming the joker


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 No.253820[Reply]

hello bant friends
i got banned from 4chan and ive been really bored since
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 No.253824

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get off 4george

 No.253825

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You should observe our very brave and profound history, you will resonate with it and how mystical it is, we love these amazing Touhou animals and wish to see more of them, they originate from the 2chan.net/55 board and from some of our brave members also
Look at how Junko is so beautiful and cute and how she operates the bow and arrow

 No.253831

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>>253824
i miss my friends there
>>253825
truly splendid
i like them too
they are cute
this one is my favorite

 No.253848

test

 No.253890

>>253825
she sagittarius


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 No.253733[Reply]

>my lord in kig
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 No.253843

>>253842
I wrote this profound and emotional thing that we must all consider
>>253741

 No.253850

>>253830
Mushroom burrito

 No.253852

>>253850
>mushroom burrito
ac: ferb i know what we're gonna do today

 No.253853

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>>253830
also all of these videos of kiggers getting vacuum sealed has given me a business idea: you have a blanket made of fine fleece or some similarly luxurious and comfortable material. Rather than simply being a blanket, it is a pocket you crawl into, like a sleeping bag. The blanket has two inside layers. The layer closer to the sleeper is a heating element cased in a gentle material to disperse the heat and prevent it from essentially burning the user. The secondary inside layer is a vacuum seal. A small glove type thing is located near the right side of the blanket if you're lying on your back, which you can insert your hand into for ease of control. Inside, there are two knobs, one of which controls the heating element and the other the vacuum. When the vacuum is activated the entire blanket ravioli thing compresses around the body, rendering the user "snug as a bug" as we say in the industry.

The only issue is I predict some dumbass will suffocate himself with this.

 No.253889

>>253828
me not


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 No.253725[Reply]

log on the 'log

 No.253859

kek! bumping this because puns are kino

 No.253888

log
maruta


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 No.253832[Reply]

>tagged as dark_skinned_male
latinxbros… i thought we were hyperborean and vrilpilled…
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 No.253856

>>253854

 No.253857

>>253855
Hello ssp sir may I have your attention because you are very wise and I have questions that you inspired

 No.253858

@OP
>>253416

hispanics won, i say

 No.253868

>>253858
that post is full of grammar errors, mi senõra

 No.253887

>>253868
>mi senõra
tilde above a wrong letter o algo


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 No.253781[Reply]

People who did literally nothing wrong thread
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 No.253851

>>253841
I laughed

 No.253864

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 No.253867

>>253866
forgot to put on the flags

 No.253870

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 No.253886

who


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 No.253860[Reply]

bint should i attend catholic mass today
i want to attend but i am afraid because i am trans although i have been told i pass fairly well

 No.253861

Yes and they take all comers and love everyone and believe in them

 No.253872

>>253860
First, say the Lord's Prayer in the privacy of your room
If you can do that, your soul is probably still human enough to fit in among the common Christian
If you can't, then you're a Demon and will be recognised instantly

 No.253874

>>253860
under christ you will be a woman after your penectomy

 No.253885



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 No.253875[Reply]

ello? yo

 No.253876

what if there was an otter in bint mansion

 No.253884

strange noises


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 No.253553[Reply]

Have you ever seen a cat as big and strong as this? Seeing a lion or tiger at the zoo does not count sorry
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 No.253746

An absolutely amazing fact that we should all take a moment to consider is that sperm whales communicated with one another telling eachother that humans are violent and have been hunting them, and they discussed how to capsize human whaling vessels and protect one another
This is absolutely amazing and beautiful

 No.253754

>>253568
Otherwise known as a Big Black Cat

 No.253845

>>253741
yeah save the whales

 No.253847

>>253741


 No.253882

>>253741


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 No.253780[Reply]

I busted to a ratatat bibisi NTR doujin its so fucking over
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 No.253817

we all have moments of weakness

 No.253821

we all have moments of basedness

 No.253827

>>253807
do you feel guilty about jacking off to the gookboy's misery of getting cucked

 No.253834

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>>253827
not really

 No.253881

>>253783
I say this
>>253804
chads say this


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 No.253753[Reply]

Okina dyeing her hair blonde just means she’s Aryan like the rest of us who dye their hair blonde and wear blue eye contacts.

 No.253759

I have vanta black eyes and skin and it gives me camfolague in the night and I hunt Jews

 No.253796

At least now we are sure her anal hairs are black.

 No.253880

I don't do this but I'm thinking of doing this to be Aryan


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 No.196858[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

saturday nigvth boozing
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 No.253801

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>>253797
i dont like wagecucking either but you gotta do whatchu gotta yamaxanadu to get ahead in life

 No.253802

>>253801
I felt his psychic feelings also
It is the hatred of random chance and how hard work is not truly rewarded

 No.253803

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>>253802
working hard keeps you stuck in life, the bottom of the hierarcy is responsible for all actual productivity in any given industry.
what defines who goes up or down is how good you are at being twofaced, demonstrate your are willing to humor others to get what you want.
the managerial class exists to move money according to their best interests, all the wealth produced at the bottom is near useless unless properlly allocated. in other words, funneled towards you and your allies.
booze is great at masking your autism besides generally lubricating the gears of social interaction, smoking will give you more opportunities to deepen your bond with your seniors.
stay away from weed though, thats for the bottom feeders.

 No.253810

>>253803
Yes exactly

 No.253879

>>253803
das telling
but this yukari is considerably big compared to the visibly small reimu


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 No.253765[Reply]

the secret to ehshin nokos

 No.253770

This is wrong because soy sauce has massive sodium in it and sodium retains fat

 No.253878

I use this


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 No.247169[Reply]

Greetings, gentlemen.
Something in me has changed lately, bros, no cap.
Guess what, I don't feel an urge to goon to sick shit like 'nokos and all that jazz anymore.
Right now, there are only two things on my mind: going to church so I may be absolved of my sins, and posting some sick freaking pepes wherever I can. I feel reborn, bros.
Thank you, my froggy friend, for showing me the light.
Peace, everyone.
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 No.253687

>>253292
AHHHHH! Demon!

 No.253691

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>frog friday

 No.253717

>>253687
what's demonic about ongezellig?

 No.253758

>>253691

 No.253877

>>253691
I just noticed her heterochromia


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