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 No.163897[Reply]

I took a bunch of sildenafil before work for my daily goon sesh and now it wont go down at work
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 No.163908

let me help you out~

 No.163977

idgi

 No.163979

wait, I get it



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 No.163906[Reply]

delivery for dead board
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 No.163922

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

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>>163906
You forgot your pehpeh, croatcuck
>>163922
There is no pathetic group of people like niggers who yapping about dey wuz blax we wuz kangz. Have nothing to brag about so they create their stupid fairy tales to cope with own inferiority.

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>>163937
Youre just mad that Putin revealed the ancient icons ghat show Jesus was a black.

 No.163963

>>163961
Bro made me choke my drink



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 No.163600[Reply]

>its another episode apathetic addicted normalsloppers keeping consooomerism alive, and dont tune into any information about product and just consoom and get excited for next product
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 No.163815

I'm only reading it once I get home.

 No.163863

fdr good

 No.163947

>>163783
Im gonna go get drunk and play dark souls 1. I tried this before but I was too fucked up to even walk aroun so im gonna do 1 death 1 shot to keep it moderate.

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>>163751
>Muh ceeceepee genocide
Kill yourself American lapdog

 No.163952

>>163751
>If America were to move towards socialism through reform
Literally impossible.



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 No.163939[Reply]

One of these days I am going to snap and start a cult. You are all invited but I may require carnal acts of my followers.

It will be fun.

 No.163942

I have these but only ever towards my mother.
She's an evil evil bitch.

 No.163944

i have those but towards everything
its ok



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 No.163833[Reply]

What's your Zodiac + MBTI ?

MBTI test :

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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 No.163859

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>ISTJ
>Sagittarius
Most of the time these tests are bullshit, but I always get ISTJ somehow.
If assrology not real then why so afraid to post your full natal chart, which tells much more about you than your sun sign, huh???

 No.163894

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-NTJ
equally E and I, changes depending on my surroundings and mood
strongly N T and J (>80%)

 No.163900

>>163833
I logged into my account from years ago and it said ISTP-A but I took the test again today and got INTP-T
Should I be worried?

 No.163903

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>>163900
you have to pay attention to how strongly you are fitting into each 1 dimensional axiom
you could be nearly 50-50 on the S-N axes, therefore you are more aptly I-TP
and u are also dumb bc u had to ask

 No.163905

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>>163900
Now that you posted this I did the same thing right now and I was INTJ and now I'm ISTJ lol



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 No.163532[Reply]

real reason most frog posters and modery irony blind normalfags (soybabas) can't get backing from kek is that they blaspheme him every time they force a laugh out of spite.
disingenuous mock laughter is a mockery of the god of laughter, that they'll never accept their own fault in cursing themselves is probably the best long standing joke.
force a laugh all you want, you're that kid in the back of the class laughing at his own jokes.

 No.163664

every thread deserveth an reply

 No.163667

>>163664
Aaaaaa bumping frog thread ima finna crash out aaaaaaaaaa

 No.163882

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>>163667
honestly there would be less of a problem with it if it wasn't same face boring neutral expression garbage



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 No.163736[Reply]

Little Lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
Gave thee life and bid thee feed
By the stream and o'er the mead;
Gave thee clothing of delight,
Softest clothing wooly bright;
Gave thee such a tender voice,
Making all the vales rejoice
Little Lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
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 No.163749

>>163748
can I watch while you screw rutaka

 No.163771

>>163749
no, but you get to participate <3

 No.163772

>>163771
Yooooo he gets to be poop eater

 No.163773

>>163771
They (Jews) say imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

 No.163862

>>163743
you must slay a futard to redeem yourself



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 No.163738[Reply]

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

 No.163741

yeah something of that sort

 No.163831

тигр is kot



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 No.163812[Reply]

we got communists smoking zionists before gta6

 No.163814

Cringekino

 No.163823

give that editor a raise



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 No.163774[Reply]

mom gave me a vaginal cream for my anal candida
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 No.163804

>>163803
Oh sorry, my bad

 No.163808

>>163795
that
or something as simple as handling money and not washing your hands then touching your face.
(you'd switch to plastic if you knew how many bills have been in the wrong side of a stripper's thong)

 No.163810

>>163808
source: i am a stripper

 No.163811

>>163810
apparently i talk to myself now too.
those bills make it back to the bank, get shuffled and rebanded then put right back out into the public, contaminating every other bill they've come into contact with.

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 No.143583[Reply]

Take a loan. Start a business that caters to women. Women are the biggest consumers and their simp boyfriends will pay for it.

There I just gave you the secret to making ez money
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>>163315
financecels do we really

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 No.163816

Shitty title interesting story tho

 No.164284

>>154489
I sold a third at $1.6, I might swing back if it dumps to $1.35 tho

 No.164590

>>164284
Bruh an influencer called it a scam and it tanked so I bought back



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 No.163657[Reply]

I do dragon flags, decline bench sit ups, and hanging leg raises for core. Anything i should change
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 No.163680

you should donate all your valuable to me so u can be stronger without it or something

 No.163681

stop working out and just start eating slop, no boozing though

 No.163703

Do penis planks

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>>163657
are you at least a htn

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 No.138090[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

heading to femboyland tomorrow
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>>138092
>is this america
Something like that yeah.

>>138097
Why's Morocco Turkey Egypt the Western half of Ukraine Switzerland the UK and Norway not green doe?

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>>138796
wait what flag is that

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 No.163708

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Holy fuck, and I thought Am*ricans were bad for having spawned this kind of shit.

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>>163708
Meant to reply to >>138877 somehow I fucked up



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 No.163560[Reply]

okay so ummm guys…
the reason memeboy(deadname) left is because…he is not a he anymore
SHE is too shy to show now…her name is memeQUEEN now…i hope you understand and are supportive
she didnt want me to tell you this..she left because she was too afraid to deal with the drama
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 No.163573

>>163569
hopefully you die in your sleep

 No.163579

>>163569
hopefully you die in your sleep

 No.163597

>>163569
Hopefully you have a comforting dream and wake up refreshed

 No.163671

>>163569
Hopefully you have a comforting dream and wake up refreshed

 No.163701

>>163597
>>163671
i did this one :)



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 No.163376[Reply]

I am getting tired of all the soda cans piling up in my room how do you non autistic people deal with thi?
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>>163501
The funniest part is the fucking hot dogs in the kettle

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>>163501
This video is poorly optimized and I was only able to watch it close to the half way point. Also if the alleged pupper abuse/neglect is true that I condemn such actions.

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>>163376
>>163501
How can anyone live like this?!?!?! this triggers my OCD!

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>>163483
Thats why hes called the roach king



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