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 No.172098[Reply]

We can't compete with AI girlfriends

 No.172099

What do u mean 'we' and 'compete' with 'gf'

 No.172100

Yeah you can all you need is a big magnet

 No.172101




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 No.161959[Reply]

semen retention + transmutation are working really well
cant wait to completwly die sexually
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 No.172040

>>172039
what would be the name

 No.172041

>>172040
depends on the language the singer would sing in

 No.172044

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>>172040
Futa Slayer

 No.172047

>>172041
Soyspeak

 No.172063

>>172047
>>172044
The songs would be sad and dark, not funny
The only context futa or cobson could be used in is painting the picture of a mentally ill otaku who lives online



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 No.171916[Reply]

Once you don't coom for years, your sperms become extremely ferocious. I wake up in the morning with an erection and I can feel my children swimming in my balls like a school of fish swarming a piece of food, I stroke my ball to let them know they wont come out today. They are very fast and aggressive I could probably get a trans girl pregnant.
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 No.172045

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 No.172057

>>172045
perfect size

 No.172058

>>172045
perfect size

 No.172060

>>172045
Too small

 No.172062

>>172045
something is not right here



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 No.171992[Reply]

so true
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 No.172025

>>172019
i know that youre desire a thing and that this may be seen in me but look i cant hurt ure feefees cause ure like a flower but im like the most retarded person, ask the madospin one piece flags guy, im totally not stable and would make u hate me few weeks later please find someone that isnt a self destructivepsycho

 No.172026

>>172025
yeah seek poeple like anzumark and the turk

 No.172031

>>172019
Iramqi is stable and loving, he just keeps rejecting you cuz he wants to be a truecel so bad

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 No.171924[Reply]

eastcoastbros how are we holding up
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 No.171945

thread theme:

 No.171947

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>>171945
kirby air ride rally sport will be such a better game than mariokart
switch 2 emulation will be available by then too

mariobros on suicide watch

 No.171951

>>171930
Get back in your pod

 No.172042

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 No.172002[Reply]

4 hours long

 No.172003

Kuso thread

 No.172005

Kuso thread

 No.172007

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ok ill put it on op but if i open this and it's incel or looksmax shit im gonna kvetch



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 No.171966[Reply]

Tfw you realise AI gf still many decades away due to memory storage limits or else it becomes retarded and forgets you

 No.171968

every thread deserves a reply

 No.172004

We call these context lengths! 🤓



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 No.171800[Reply]

how about
reverse futanari(men with abnormally large vaginas)
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 No.171828

>>171805
yeah liking vaginas naturally comes with liking feminine hips no one likes vaginas in isolation; for men it doesnt really matter if the penis is attached to broad hips or not.

 No.171829

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>>171827
Nice argument, tiny polish gay

 No.171861

>>171829
She looks squished

 No.171937

>>171822
this is how nature should be

 No.171976

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>>171861
she's clearly crippled



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 No.147546[Reply]

what happened?
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 No.165176

>>165169
Hi, how have you been

 No.171902

>>165169
redpill me on this poster

 No.171961

does this nigga ever stop gooning

 No.171962

>>165169
>>165168
this is a blessing though

 No.171963

>>165168
enormously big



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 No.171845[Reply]

kill soytrannys

 No.171846

Image entices the rape impulse

 No.171847

>>171845
need żabka version

 No.171853

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>>171847
жаб(к)а аркадьевна

 No.171911

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>>171845
it should say чилноъ
…….. probably

 No.171913

>>171853
The one frog staring at her butt lol



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 No.171603[Reply]

vocaloid
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 No.171615

>>171607
>not bumping the miku tuna thread
sad

 No.171617

>>171606
one too many baguettes

 No.171836

teto is NOT fat

 No.171862

teto's new outfit sucks so much ass

 No.171912

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>>171862
her old outfit was just miku and this new one synchronizes with her silhouette better i think



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 No.171540[Reply]

>test
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 No.171811

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lmoa

 No.171812

>>171806
I thought she was gonna make 2 balls appear, what a disappointment.

 No.171820

>>171812
>she
I have good news

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 No.162208[Reply]

This is touhou in 2025
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 No.162632

>>162589
cute expression

 No.171874

yews

 No.171877

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 No.171878

>>171877
thumbnail made me think it's a tf2 map for a second

 No.171882

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>>171877
>buy 1 get 1 free



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 No.157138[Reply]

how many times do you see the number 33 daily?
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 No.162538

>>162530
Epic Armageddon is a jew

 No.162539

>>162538
Yo this is actually the tf2 trade map fart artist and not epic armageddon nvm

 No.162550

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>>162539
>tf2 trade map fart artist
what
are you talking about that one trade map with the anubis girl or whatever or is this some esoteric knowledge i dont know about

 No.162551

>>162550
>anubis girl
Yes

 No.171875

i am abib



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 No.171854[Reply]

me and.. uhh… I forgot who it was supposed to be

 No.171856

u can use iramqi until u have someone

 No.171858

>>171856
Don't, he will ask u to finger him

 No.171859

>>171858
and what's wrong with that exactly

 No.171860

>>171859
You have bad hygiene



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