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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.272673Important[Reply]

Im trans. I feel bad. Please tell me nice things. I might kill myself otherwise. I am a real woman, just my bitch mother failed to born me correctly. Nyaa I love Flowen Girlen tranime nyaaa its so kawaii. Gonna end my life today, byee! :3
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 No.275841

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ы



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 No.276018[Reply]

>incontinence
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 No.276034

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>>276018
>>276022
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your

 No.276039

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Record fart vocaroo

 No.276053

>>276039
this is memeboipilled

 No.276054

>>276039
Vtubers of /bant/, it's time to rise up and do this

To own the troons

 No.276069

Me not



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 No.275817[Reply]

Everyone must post a whale in this thread
The pph aboutta be increased
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>>275945
>>275957
Middle school humor

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>>275835
BRcaca and britnigger

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>>275985
Strange pic



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 No.275801[Reply]

The cat with two legs
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 No.275816

kiwi

 No.275836

sadie's staying overnight at the vet. she ended up eating a loose piece of string and it hurt her little tum-tum.

 No.275838

what did you do with their legs

 No.276063

>>275836
I didn't recall you had a cat but part of my mind tells me you shared a photo once

 No.276067

>>275836
I remmeber your cat



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 No.276062[Reply]

Hello fellow banters, tomorrow, I shall carry out an attack against the whale.
Give me any ideas to think about while I do the thing.

 No.276064

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Here you go

 No.276065

Shabbat shalom



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 No.275938[Reply]

Boyhu has been contained
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 No.275942

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>>275939
total faggot death confirmed

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>>275939
after rape of course

 No.275989

>>275938
GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 No.275992

>>275986
das real

 No.276061

Kill now



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 No.275965[Reply]

I drank half a bottle of wine and my nipples started tingling
Is this a sign i should transition?
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>>275974
it's okay because they are both men

 No.275976

That means we should drink wine together ASAP.

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T levels back to normal
just had to counter booze with beer



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 No.272900[Reply]

edmund mcmillen is just chris chan but well raised
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>>276037
How many hours do you play a day

 No.276047

>>276043
I'm an edgelord but I can't stand the concept of the little animals having prolapses and whatnot essentially

 No.276057

>>276037
Wht is the one empty

 No.276058

>>276047
You should see the videos where the vet ties a chain to the calf stuck in the cow and they have to pull it out for the cow to give birth

 No.276059

Clases remind me of bg3 with the monk and psychic. Also i havent had any luck with the tinkerer class



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 No.276038[Reply]

>when she see dat twp
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 No.276041

this is why you live in favela

 No.276042

>>276040
Brazilians used to post BBC in Varg's Twitter comments

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>>276042
brazilians used to post BBC in his daughters pussy too

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 No.275503[Reply]

Iran got attacked o algo
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 No.275805

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>>275738
>poutine
started playing hoi4 and because hoi4 is definitely an accurate historical representation of the world i feel confident in saying this nigga should have won, fugly alexey skufyin lookalike as he may be. in any case i don't understand why putin didnt just spend political power to change the economy to economic boom, then everything would have been great. its literally as easy as pressing a button.

 No.275807

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>>275805
Not all wars are fought to win

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 No.276014[Reply]

literally me

 No.276015

>property of allah
BBCesque shirt

 No.276048

>>276015
yjk the sharty is on this kino idea



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 No.275932[Reply]

DON'T INCREASE THE PPH
IT MAKES US NEUROTIC AND INFLATES EXPECTATIONS
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 No.276011

>>275990
Nuke Poland, even tho this isn't Poland

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>>275990
this but with futas and nokos instead of old guys

 No.276024

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penises per hour

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>>276024
nice makeup patchy

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>>276024
this will happen to tpg when the Scarlet Bnat Mansion becomes real



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 No.275277[Reply]

I pronounce Gyate as gyat as in ass (ebonics), and not gya-tay
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>>275334
She's about to pull the nine with a switch

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>>275334
Getting a gun

 No.275347

>>275334
she's hiding her Jew Gold

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>>275334
Wanna know?



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 No.276031[Reply]

Ban point


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 No.127837[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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 No.275289

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This is the best omelet of all time

 No.275295

I boiled potatos in cheese griller, sprinkled a random spice on them. Forgot to take a photo

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 No.275628

>>275626
shrooms

 No.276030

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I'm cooking steaks for my dad



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