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 No.174007Important[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Ehe <3
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 No.203602

>>203600
marisa spic

 No.203838

>>203191
You said you would dox me because I wanted to remake bantculture infrastructure in Java


>>203602
marisa whale



 No.204410[Reply]

>Legendario™
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 No.204429

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>too far

 No.204432

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>>204424
What did they diagnose you with?

 No.204435

>>204432
I didnt read it. Schizoretard something, the papers are lying somewhere in my home. I wanted to read it but couldnt bring myself to actually search for this shit. All i know is the armypidors wont touch me unless the shit gets real

 No.204436

>>204432
<o phosphorus
>o air

 No.204437

>>204435
Why couldn't it be gender dysphoria



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 No.204344[Reply]

The biggest psued award goes to
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 No.204416

>>204414
>dont be afraid

 No.204418

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 No.204430

>>204416
Ur not allowed to use generative ai anymore

 No.204431

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>>204430
My parents told me i can

 No.204433

>>204431
Aren't they both dead, take ur meds



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 No.31879[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

>The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC.
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 No.202105

I have a feeling duskbloods will flop hard. If it was multiplat, it would be a success. If it remained a switch 2 exclusive but was their usual single player game, it would be a success and a system seller. But a switch 2 exclusive multiplayer game won't attract enough people so I foresee quick death

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>>202105
>Multiplayer
Man they really going all in on the soulsnit, now

 No.204399

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Elden ring is just a story about people with mommy issues

 No.204419

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elden shit is the worst pseudogame ever made

 No.204426

>>204419
shout out to demon's souls for having an npc who walks around and actually fights enemies



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 No.204153[Reply]

delete /pol/
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 No.204159

Scorpio rising be like

 No.204167

>>204153
Is this what Aryan Whale looks like irl

 No.204358

idgi

 No.204408

>>204358
Homosexualism

 No.204411

>>204408
I've just noticed it



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 No.6122[Reply]

日本語が話せます
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 No.165270

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 No.175485

Sakuya looks like otokonoko therefore up

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 No.204406

>>204405
close enough, hi momiji

 No.204407

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>>204406
*nyan*



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 No.203892[Reply]

I've never played a genre of game so dogshit and so good at the same time.

>start up scenario

>playing as ruZZia
>one goal: destroy China
>begin to court my relationships
>one by one, i build my desired bloc of nations
>CHADzakhstan, Japan, Mongolia, Armenia, Estonia, Vietnam, Taiwan
>the UK and Costa Rica basically throw themselves at me for some reason so I get them too
>Almost ready, still working on South Korea
(For context this particular game has the most AIDS diplomacy system ever, you need to grind the fuck out of political missions to curry favor and it decays over time so you need to focus on one or two countries at a time and hope you don't roll bad RNG or it sets you back a little bit but the real penalty is having to wait)
>India declares war on China
>"Psshh no big deal it's only Bharat what will they do lol"
>40 minutes pass
>India seizes Beijing
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 No.204359

>>204352
Ararat

 No.204401

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I finally did it.
I invaded China.
You know what happened?

I steamroll chinkbugs easily, each of my glorious armies is rated 90 or higher, chinese peasant armies range from 60 to 110, all my ally countries have dogshit militaries except taiwan and mongolia so they're mostly there for moral support

Vietnam and South Korea join in on the dogpile ev&doe they arent allied with me

Z victory after Z victory, province by province

In the game I'm playing there's a sort of leverage system during wars from 0% to 100% and it dictates how much you can ask for in exchange for peace. im at 90% by this point because the chinese mainland has been completely chinksterminated, literally zero PLA units left on what we call china but they conquered India earlier in the run so what remains of the PLA is hiding out in India, getting owned by the VC and Kazakhs

I decide to push for peace

My demands:
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 No.204402

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oh also i established Greater Armenia, turkey was wiped off the face of the earth but i didnt take a sc of it :(

 No.204403

>inb4 snca
i think the brazilian probably cares a little bit and also just try to have fun with it instead of being a hateful twat okay

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 No.204340[Reply]

This is what I mean when I say tnd btw it's because satori are monkeys
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 No.204349

>>204348
>>204345
Tnd is being realized

 No.204369

the vid on AI was helpful

 No.204398

>Goku
Yup, abyssmal dogshit.

 No.204400

>>204348
Jimbo Plumbous mogs



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 No.203757[Reply]

this place doesn't feel like it used to be
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 No.204393

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i really don't know how to avoid samefaces

 No.204394

>>204393
maybe use adult faces

 No.204395

also do patchouli

 No.204396

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>>204394
maybe a mixed dataset with help
>>204395
i don't have Patchu for now

 No.204397

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realistic Okuu



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 No.204386[Reply]

as a child, i have always found the USA a magical land of opportunity, liberity, tolerance, creativity, adventures etc..
watching it becoming an islamic republic(both in population and policy) saddens me, but i guess the karma for invading and plotting cops in socialist coubtries,which killed millions, is gonna act now, harshly and slowly

 No.204387

I used to dream about moving to New York cuz of all the cool skyscrapers

 No.204388

>>204387
yeah, i have always wanted to visit cali and nyc

 No.204389

>but i guess the karma for invading and plotting cops in socialist coubtries,which killed millions, is gonna act now, harshly and slowly
also for the Natives methinks

 No.204391

>>204389
Europeans took America from Indians and now Indians are taking their land back

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 No.197483[Reply]

Did you know that in Poland, your nose will be broken if you are seen with a fumo? 👀
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 No.197619

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The punchbag of Krakiv

 No.204382

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Chciałbym, żebyś stworzył grę, akcję 3D, jej sedno… Użytkownik może grać jako leśne elfy, strażnicy pałacowi i złoczyńca. Jeśli użytkownik gra jako elf, elfy są w lesie, napadają na drewniane domy i są najeżdżane przez pałacowych żołnierzy i złoczyńców. Możesz plądrować karawany… A ponieważ elf jest leśnym elfem, możesz sprawić, że będzie wyglądało, jakby był tam gęsty las… A silnik można skonfigurować tak, aby odległe drzewa wyglądały jak obraz, ale gdy się zbliżysz, zamieniają się w drzewa 3D [1]. Możesz kupować rzeczy itp., jak w Daggerfall. Wrogowie również są trójwymiarowi, a zwłoki są trójwymiarowe. Możesz skakać itp. Jeśli grasz jako strażnik pałacowy, musisz słuchać dowódcy i bronić pałacu przed złem (nie wymyśliłem jeszcze nazwy) i szpiegami, elfimi partyzantami, i brać udział w rajdach przeciwko jednemu z nich (elfom, złu…). Cóż, jeśli jesteś po stronie zła… to oznacza, że ​​czasami atakują elfi szpiedzy lub partyzanci. Gracz jest swoim własnym dowódcą, może robić, co chce, wydawać rozkazy swoim żołnierzom, by zaatakowali pałac, a następnie przeprowadzać atak. W grze są cztery strefy. Mapa składa się z czterech stref: 1 to strefa ludzi (neutralna), 2 to strefa cesarza (gdzie znajduje się pałac), 3 to strefa elfów, a 4 to strefa zła… (w górach jest stary fort…)

Poza tym w grze mogą cię nie tylko zabić, ale także odciąć ci rękę, a jeśli się nie wyleczysz, umierasz. Mogą ci też wydłubać oko, ale możesz wybrać, by nie umrzeć, a jedynie stracić z oczu połowę ekranu. Mogą też kupić lub kupić protezę. Jeśli masz nogę, umrzesz, będziesz się czołgać, będziesz przykuty do wózka inwalidzkiego, a najlepiej, dostaniesz protezę. Możesz zapisać…

 No.204383

>>197619
my wife is so cute

 No.204384

>>204382
I get it

 No.204385

>>204382
idk what this has to do with repost I deleted out of shame after missing one meme arrow then was to lazy to fix it



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 No.204175[Reply]

Zun with no cap

 No.204180

This is what AC’s father looks like

 No.204187

Zun with a low taper fade when

 No.204202

Zun with a bald when

 No.204355

іllt

 No.204381

Zun with afro when



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 No.204101[Reply]

Soygods are more otaku then us
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 No.204371

>>204368
thank you for your service, chief

 No.204372

>>204371
It's my duty.

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>>204368
you never saved me from futas

 No.204379

>>204368
I admire your hard work, you deserve a long break from your duty

 No.204380

>>204368
true hero



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 No.192081[Reply]

Gayness is leaving your body. You are straight. You don't like crossdressing.
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 No.204346

>>204333
I was disappointed how everyone on jp is trans so I moved to bant which had cool chvddies like ssp

 No.204347

>>204346
You actually hate them for their souls and because their souls are shitty they became trans

 No.204365

one dimensional straightness

 No.204375

>>204347
I'm sure there are some good souls among them but it was making me uncomfortable when they were unironically hooking up and sending each other spicy selfies
at least binters keep their gayness in the realm of fantasy and only erp as a joke

 No.204376

>>204375
>>204346
yeah
it can be toxic, for some reason all umi enjoyer communuties online have a good portion of trans people, not that i mind, but that its filled with drama and whatever



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 No.204336[Reply]

add a "choose a sticker sticker" button
and no im not posting this in the meta board

 No.204341

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Legendario™ refuses to add this useful feature

 No.204362

>>204341
tender



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