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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.266578[Reply]

Imagine reading a book by a woman
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>>266594
I would've loved to put her in a big enclosure with a rabbid rape baboon, born too late unfortunately

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>>266594
rick and morty and r/science told her that it doesnt exist and we're all meat mechs piloted by an electrified fat deposit made of stardust and chemicals and we're all gonna die some day but thats ok because nothing matters except never saying the nigger word and being wholesome to undocumented travellers of marginalised sexual backgrounds

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>>266594
Shes a woman

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>>266594
This is uncool



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 No.266551[Reply]

Vampires are analogies for child-molesting elites.

Deep down, we knew all this was happening.

That’s why vampire movies got so popular.

 No.266552

this is why wemy whale is popular

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>>266552
Scarlet police trafficked ghetto cirno
Wow 👀

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 No.266451[Reply]

You are scared of this cat
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>>266484
no cat says this

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>>266453
She though

 No.266593

Why should i be scared of this cat? does it bite?

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>>266593
No but it can hurt you in other ways

 No.266605

>>266597
a cat woudlnt say this they would say meow



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 No.128312[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

post your pov
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>>266588
ill get try to get panties like that

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>>266592
i can toilet train him

 No.266601

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today i went to sleep at 9 am and drank booze before i slept, then i woke up at 4pm and started drinking and now im going to bed and im drinkign

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>>266601
You're gonna get a big fat ol beer belly



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 No.266581[Reply]

What happened to the thread about /bant/ being Equestria

 No.266582

my substance influenced takes were retarded so I deleted it

 No.266586

>>266582
It was true



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 No.266579[Reply]

>*gives all otokonoko HIV*
/bant/ problem solved

 No.266583

again??



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 No.139500[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

I gave in and ordered a tewi cosplay
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>>266564
Be whale

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>>266568
i say this

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>>266570
be my whale

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>>266567
>>266570
Very cool of you



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 No.4462[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Anything related to dreams
This is apparently the area from a dream I had on January 29th
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 No.258656

I had a dream where my parents joined a cult and I couldn't understand them anymore

 No.259405

Just had my first dream in months. I was in a run down lab that had water leaking everywhere and I was punching caimans to save a litter of blue, grey, white and black kittens, there were like 7 of them and everytime the kittens would escape from me in a comical way and almost get eaten by the caimans until I finally managed to save them all and the dream ended with them nursing on their mom

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 No.264743

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>Be me
>Playing my favourite Team Fortress 2 server Kogasatopia
>We are on an Attack/Defense map which visually resembles cp_dustbowl
>There are only two stages, the first one is normal but the second one is really fucked
>For some reason the second stage has four points, RED is attacking instead of BLU, A, B, and D start owned by RED so they only have to attack C and once they capture it they immediately win due to owning all control points
>Also the doors are straight up just open during setup time so the teams can freely fight one another and RED can even win
>Fighting each other during setup time was by far the most fun part of the map

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Had a dream where I was a defective clone on Kamino and was slated for death so I decide to cause as much damage to Kamino as possible first, sneaking out and attempting to hunt down one particularly cruel kaminoan. As the dream went on it became less and less about star wars, for example, Kamino in the dream was much more terrestrially urbanized, and towards the end, the kaminoans stopped looking like kaminoans and looked more like a cross between dark elves and the people from Avatar. By the end, I was traveling through these increasingly narrow slime filled tunnels and the last one was kinda reminiscent of the birth canal yo but my boss called and woke me up before I could get to the other side. This was very much a video game dream and it played like something similar to halo CE or one of the old old call of duties



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 No.266529[Reply]

>Whales lole
>Cobson lole
>Limpoos lole
>DBZ lole

 No.266531

whales are cool

 No.266543

We all look like this when we wake up

 No.266556

soyjakparty

 No.266563

>>266543
me not



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 No.266540[Reply]

me and bint

 No.266553

idgi

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>>266553
I think we're all bunch of holocaust survivors

 No.266561

>>266553
swedish politican bows to a bunch of random israelis



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 No.262669[Reply]

Epstein gooned to five nights at freddies futa on 4chan
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 No.265428

>>265392
No results found for "nigger"

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>>265428
kek I searched for this too. We are so alike!

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What did Epstein mean by this?

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>>266276
couldn't even spell sovereignty, kike worm

 No.266549

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https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01975629.pdf
Some of those Jerky emails are with a 'Francis Derby', a private chef to celebs and billionaires

>Francis then joined The Cannibal team in 2012 as executive chef, overseeing all restaurants in NYC and LA

>The Cannibal team in 2012
>The Cannibal
>Cannibal

https://www.chefderby.com/francis

Read the emails, there is no way it's not code for something. Occams Razor.



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 No.205572[Reply]

/jp/ is making a touhou centric altchan called meirachan
thoughts ?
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 No.266541

Man i was passed out

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>>266534
What do you want us to be little cobsons? Little whales? Little trannys?

 No.266545

>>266544
Nameless I mean but this one is somehow better, funnier.

 No.266573

soybvlls are now spamming it



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 No.266536[Reply]

WHY IS THERE NI /TRP/

 No.266537

Coming Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)



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 No.265902[Reply]

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>>266493
This is literally(I am the sperminator)



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 No.77147[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

There seems to be a suspicous lack of a thread dedicated to the protagonist of Touhou - Marisa Kirisame, so I am making one
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>>254163
ac finding new shroom species

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