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▶  No. 399937 Important [Sticky] [Reply]

Agent Thrembo: The Whale Killer
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▶  No. 403250

I just dump the kitty litter over the back fence, since there's no one back there. though some times I scoop it out and through it on my neighbour's roof when I want to fuck with him.

▶  No. 403445

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Don't kill the whales


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▶  No. 403488 [Reply]

About 30 to 60 percent of one's personality is genetic.
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▶  No. 403495 >>403496

>>403493
It's kind of the opposite of dull because he was a huge chad and I was thinking that if your ancestors are watching you in heaven it means this chad grandpa was watching me jerk off to god knows what

▶  No. 403496 >>403497 >>403501

>>403495
You idealize him and respect him a bit much. By the time I was conscious enough my grandpa already had alzheimer and was a husk nigga. Oh shit, I just remembered I have alzheimer in both sides of the family Im definitely going to forgot about you people

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>>403496
He died when my dad was 23 and his wife died when I was 2
My grandma who is alive was always a husk as far as I can remember

▶  No. 403499

Freewill L

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>>403496
Forgot about who?


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▶  No. 403440 [Reply]

Another day another nightmare where my hair falls off
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▶  No. 403467

>>403464
FACTS
:nvke:

▶  No. 403473 >>403477 >>403479

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my bad dreams are that i get in car crashes or my house catches on fire or i get arrested for bullshit crimes like not having insurance or lying about documentation

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>>403473
i think the baddest dream i've had in recent times was one where i move to some apartment and my cats fall from the balcony and die which caused dream me to run to the street and jump in front of a bus

▶  No. 403479

>>403473
I think joon would not go to the Zone herself and would instead hire Ukrainian men in their mid 40s with a 2nd grade education (ie, the average stalker) to retrieve artifacts for her

And yet, this joon is rather cool

▶  No. 403500

Me but my teeth fall out


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▶  No. 403480 [Reply]

normies hate every pedophile including the non offending ones because it's impossible for them to imagine someone not following his desires and having sex so every pedo is rapist to them
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▶  No. 403486 >>403487

>>403484
Are nurses whores

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>>403486
I'm too truecel to know this and there aren't any young ones in my place

▶  No. 403489 >>403491

>>403485
ssp was born a beast probably

▶  No. 403491 >>403498

>>403489
U have to factor porn exposure and desensitization which led him to crave extreme themes, also genetic memory from when the hunter gatherers genocided all the men in the iberian peninsula and "raped" the women.

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>>403491
He's like 32 right now and never fell into neetdom so he was probably born a psycho


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▶  No. 403482 [Reply]

:boom:

▶  No. 403490

gangster
:boom:


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▶  No. 403190 [Reply]

What if instead of 100% Orange Juice it was 7% Jewish Whale
:thinking:

▶  No. 403219 >>403267

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I might host a game tonight if anyphono wants to play

▶  No. 403267 >>403354

>>403219
define tonight

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>>403267
>

▶  No. 403478

gemu?


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▶  No. 403437 [Reply]

Well, /bant/?
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▶  No. 403469

normal white socks
windows 10

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>>403466
well, we do still work off of the same logic that the old pre-farming european hunter-gathers worked off, so I can being to far-fetched to reclaim.
still, I got to say this... FUCK CROP GROWERS! meat and seeds is all you need.

▶  No. 403474

I'm not an israeli bioweapon and I use Gentoo/Linux

▶  No. 403475

I'm on windows and I have black stockings and white stockings

▶  No. 403476

I have a black set and a white set. Win 10.


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▶  No. 403218 [Reply]

when is society gonna finally snap and get tired of womans bullshit and start the great beatening?

▶  No. 403223

west sharia is comming soon brother
inshallah
:pray:

▶  No. 403420

Women are too valuable to threat them like that.

▶  No. 403458

When is black Hitler gonna come about and purify his race of hoot rats and ratchet hoes

▶  No. 403472

all woman are angels though


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▶  No. 403404 [Reply]

had three fat black women on the scooter carts yell at me yesterday at work for "ignoring them" while i was trying to help another customer, and then when i was done helping that customer i watched the three of them drive up to customer service, most assuredly to complain about me.
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▶  No. 403407

Funny

▶  No. 403416

shiet lemme talk to yo manager

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Everyday im fenkin de goad for not being obligated to talking with custoomers.

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>>403418
negroes will work jobs like these and be like "at least I don't have to talk to customers!"

▶  No. 403471

I'd just call them nigger and fake boongs and be on my way. if there was a discrimination court case, I'd win by default, since abos have more right than reffos.


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▶  No. 325346 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

Anything related to dreams
This is apparently the area from a dream I had on January 29th
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picrel is me rn

Fell asleep, woke up, fell asleep again. Had two extremely wild dreams. I don't know why, but when I'm sick, my dreams are far more vivid and coherent, there is very rarely the sense of just teleporting someplace, for example.

Dream 1 was by all counts a pretty standard dream. A bunch of shit went on but what I remember is I was at one point made to crossdress outdoors and this somehow attracted slenderman, who began to terrorize the neighborhood until myself and a chick I met who knew what was going on went through a portal. We ended up on a beach somewhere, where a mass of zombies were shambling out of the treeline and eating a whale that had gotten beached in the shallow water. This whale must have had abilities or something because we planted explosives on it and blew it up, and when it died, all the zombies, slenderman, etc went away.

Dream 2 involved me and my sister in a subway system where some kind of sporting event was happening. In the restroom, a cop pretty roughly strip searched her, causing me to fight him and actually win. But when I turned my back he seized me and began leading me around the subway. I began to realize I was definitely going to jail, so I begged him to let me go and he said there actually is something he can do. So he brought me to a part of the subway and knocked me out, and when I woke up I was in a complex obstacle course mostly made of construction materials (think, Dying Light) but there was acid below it. As I cleared the first few obstacles it shifted from an obstacle course to a Victorian city painted in red moonlight. The objective was to reach the finish line as fast as possible. If I could do that, I could leave.

So I ran across the buildings, nearly missing my jumps a few times, before finally ziplining to the last one. Surprise surprise, the cop decides that while I was entertaining, he just wants to kill me anyways. So me and him and his partner and the other hostage (who I guess was supposed to be dream gf?) fought on the rooftop and I ended up cutting his head off lel

And when I did, my vision changed and it revealed we were all in a back room of the subway and had hot boxed some kind of esoteric hallucinagen. The cop was dead and headless on the floor, the partner was KOd, and my sister and the other random girl, as well as me, were stood naked and covered in blood for a few seconds, before paramedics showed up and the dream ends. I guess we just got away with murdering a cop.

▶  No. 403183 >>403185

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>Be me with my family
>We hear what we think is bullets hitting the side of our house
>I get my phone camera out zoom in super far and aim in the direction I think they're coming from
>Nothing
>I adjust the angle slightly and see some kind of soldier wearing a black uniform like picrel and moving about
>I tell my family
>We all fucking book it and get out of there
Spooky

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>>403183
It was me coming to spread the word of Satan. To you specifically.

▶  No. 403207

way way back in the last night's dream time, I dreamt I was back in gensokyo. I appeared at hakurei jinja, in one hand I held 3l bottle of orange juice and in my other a 5l cask of goon. after devirginating the goon and taking a swig from the bag I ended up roaming the grounds. after what seemed like about half an hour I chanced upon suika who was looking for reimu, we ended up sharing the goon and juice for what seemed like about an hour or so, until the last drop ran dry and then I woke up.

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You guys are gonna LOVE this one
>Zombie apocalypse
>I die and become a zombie very quickly
>I come up on a house at the edge of a cliff with a bunch of zombie kids there
>I make em shoo
>I come up to some like yellow flag or plaque or something and found a clan
>The clan thingy has a GUI that says how long every member took to die and become a zombie; of course, I was the first
>Eventually a few other zombies become members of my clan including a few members of my family
>We have to do like quests and shit
>One quest is particularly interesting
>It has you and the other quester in a hotel where one tries to escape and the other hunts
>The interesting difference is that the escapee and the hunter are framed as female and male versions respectively of the escapee
>The quest takes place in a kind of hotel with lots of floors and stairs between them
>There's a scripted event where as the escapee activates the elevator to escape, they're forced to stand still and play an animation where they get on the floor
>The hunter then gets on top of them, and, no joke, titfucks the escapee


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▶  No. 403463 [Reply]

It's kind of disturbing that people are so comfortable being rapephobic nowadays.

▶  No. 403465

in our modern lgbnigger hiv-pozzeditive world we live it is strange. free love should be for everyone of all ages whether they want or not.


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▶  No. 403454 [Reply]

Houston, we have a Couchnyx

▶  No. 403459 >>403461

fat fuck

▶  No. 403461 >>403462

>>403459
I have 350 million sperm cells and they all aiming for you

▶  No. 403462

>>403461
why? do you only have 1 nut?
I donated my based and redpiled semen about 6 months ago and mine is in the billions, or at least the nurse thinks so.


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▶  No. 333734 [Reply] [Last 100 Posts]

Discuss computers and technology - hardware, software, Linux, server hosting, programming, and other things of the sort
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>>402961
i go here

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>>402961
this link works btw

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I just got it
Even the biggest anthropic shills are calling gpt 6 a multi generational leap no cap


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▶  No. 403446 [Reply]

>/bant/mansion

▶  No. 403447 >>403449

Should be farting

▶  No. 403449 >>403450

>>403447
farts arent visible without thermal goggles

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>>403449
Brown chocolate clowds would suffice


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▶  No. 403227 [Reply]

OUR FUARKING HEROINES!!

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smash pass smash smash

in other news, no bulge. armageddon is making progress

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OUR FUARKING ARMAGEDDON!!!!

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thou shall not judge thyne artist by his trending tags but by his works alone.
:pray:

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