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Playwrighting thread Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 21:43:22 No.110408 [Reply]

NARRATOR:
Dear audience, a moment if you please?
Before our tale brings all unto their knees,
A brief respite, though whether grand finale
Or penultimate act, I cannot rally
The wit to say! For truth be told, dear friends,
No script exists! We know not how this ends!
[Scene: Gentleman's Club Cyprus. PUNCH wielding his slapstick, MINSTREL bent over]
PUNCH:
That's roight! Take that, you nigger thing!
Each whack for black makes proper ring!
MINSTREL:
Oh yes! More please, good massa! Don't you stop!
This nigger ready for another pop!
[JUDY bursts in, face red with fury]
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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 21:31:07 No.110704

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Hey guys check out my new tattoo

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 21:33:03 No.110706

NARRATOR:
What's this? The bird, enchanted by steel wings,
Attempts to court the chopper as she flings?
GOOD HOLY SHIT! A MINCEMEAT! What a gruesome sight!
(Though I confess some joy at my plight's)
But children scatter! Terror fills the square!
As Pantalone rises through the air!
PANTALONE:
To il-Dottore's clinic I must fly!
His wisdom might just catch fair maiden's eye!
NARRATOR:
Ah yes, that quack! That fraud of highest rate!
Who mangles Latin at a shocking rate!
This self-proclaimed Casanova supreme,
Whose medical degree's a fever dream!
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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 21:35:18 No.110707

>>110704
fuck you. why would you falseflag me in the only good thread i've made? the only thread i've put an effort in? what have i done to you? please, do a favor and kill yourself, ungrateful swine.

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 21:36:04 No.110708

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>>110706
forgot to mention, this is act 7
IL-DOTTORE:
Silencium, my dear! Per Jupitieur!
Your TRANSformatio will soon occur!
*turns on a weird drill-like machine and turns away. then the door opens and il-Dottore notices Pantalone*
Ah, Pantalone! Amicus maximus!
Come in, come in! Let's chat in privatus!
*Pantalone gets behind a blurry screen and whispers something to the doctor; il-Dottore then nods and pulls down the pants of an old man*
NARRATOR:
Behind the curtain! Oh, my burning eyes!
Such sights would even make a vulture realize
That some things better left unseen, unspoke?
I think I might just actually choke!
IL-DOTTORE:
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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 22:08:05 No.110718

>>110707
obviously you need to adopt country flag for a seal of authenticity

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 16:30:38 No.110648 [Reply]

GroyperWars is done for

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 17:07:33 No.110658

Charlie Sheen: Winning

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 23:19:28 No.110737

Fact check status:
Insubstantial

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 23:48:37 No.110745

rest assured the writing will remain the same

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Truetaku tech thread Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 01:02:04 No.37541 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Discuss computers and technology - hardware, software, Linux, server hosting, programming, and other things of the sort

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Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 19:48:09 No.110373

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>>110372
This isnt even much, my anime collection alone takes up about 8tb (seedergod btw)

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 19:55:46 No.110374

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>>110373
holy shit man

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 19:56:15 No.110375

>>110373
got a seizure and bit my tongue off, thanks asshole

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 20:02:58 No.110377

File: 1731614578122-0.mp3 (6.32 MB, 05 - Hard drive music.mp3)

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data center gamers …..

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 16:45:43 No.110655

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>backorders pushed out to mid december
>new list prices 50 dollars above msrp and rapidly rising
it's already too late if you haven't backordered

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 17:32:58 No.87607 [Reply]

new kaiser

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Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 21:29:40 No.102877

Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 00:08:36 No.102930

>>102877
bbc for everyone

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 20:41:15 No.108830

>>87607

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 21:09:25 No.109103

new

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 16:32:52 No.110650

New TRVTH

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Anonymous 11/11/23 (Sat) 15:09:34 No.2234 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Otaku humor thread

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Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 18:27:26 No.101564

>>101561

Anonymous 10/13/24 (Sun) 17:30:45 No.102774

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 14:24:36 No.107979

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This is like Satan and Saddam Hussein in the South Park movie. Or like Iramqi and me

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 01:20:31 No.109792

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 16:20:09 No.110645

>>6370
geg

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Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 18:25:39 No.101105 [Reply]

would you help her?

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 14:16:38 No.110623

>>110621
No. Just no. Bitch has smegma 100%

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 14:27:35 No.110627

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>>110623
True

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 14:28:05 No.110629

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>>110621
>>110623
i dont like futa BUT
those boobs are worth it

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 14:49:28 No.110637

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>Sorry, I don't have a tvorozhok on my kok, Yuuma cleans me up. … With her mouth…

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 15:21:17 No.110640

>>110637
I have twarożek in my fridge

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Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 18:35:26 No.107218 [Reply]

the mods are out trick or treating, you know what that means

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Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 19:27:08 No.107235

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>>107218
pricks don't have a fold

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 19:31:29 No.107238

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>>107218

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 14:10:35 No.110618

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 14:14:22 No.110620

>>107218
CP

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 15:00:25 No.110638

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>CP

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Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 15:52:49 No.102030 [Reply]

which touhou would you make babies with

for me, it's keine, or kanako, so i can have wise sons

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Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 17:37:21 No.104915

>>104896
more touhous is good

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 18:35:31 No.104940

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>>104906
true
also kagerou
and enoko

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 18:43:31 No.109061

pregnancy bros …..

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 15:53:02 No.109890

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Snake mouth look like vaginas, I think it's logical to get rid of them entirely by the means of holocaust

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 14:23:28 No.110626

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>>109890
but snakes eat gross things like rats
snakes are friends
spiders are friends too because they eat gross bugs

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Anonymous 10/18/23 (Wed) 15:42:50 No.182 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

tasteful touhou feet thread

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Anonymous 10/26/24 (Sat) 17:20:41 No.105898

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Anonymous 10/26/24 (Sat) 17:21:28 No.105899

>>105898
good feet

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 19:49:23 No.107473

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the future is now

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 08:07:19 No.107810

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 13:15:14 No.110592

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>what the fuck is a kilometer

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In memoriam Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 14:08:45 No.109224 [Reply]

Remembering ranschizo

We miss you and your gratuitous emoji use and your creepy favorite mmd ran model

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 14:27:07 No.109225

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this model and animation was really good for it's time but now hobbyists in fucking creation engine (skyrim) mog it even with how shitly that engine handles animations

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 14:36:13 No.109227

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>emoji use
sister… I…

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 12:14:33 No.110581

love this gif

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 12:18:37 No.110582

>>109224
i think this model is hawt

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Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 17:03:44 No.109914 [Reply]

new flags are here

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 07:53:37 No.110555

>>110552
you mixed up taurus and aries

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 07:54:53 No.110556

Test

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:01:43 No.110558

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:43:55 No.110562

okay the offcenter aries is pissing me off now that I see it next to other flags
should have added some shading too

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 09:07:55 No.110566

>>110562
Loooook who has to live with the consequences of his actions

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Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:56:33 No.100658 [Reply]

make interesting posts

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Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 17:10:24 No.100819

>>100816
Mossad BTFO

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 19:21:30 No.102289

Why would I

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 21:22:57 No.102304

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 06:42:59 No.110536

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 06:56:35 No.110537

>>110536
pig

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Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:51:32 No.97668 [Reply]

my nuenis so big oh yes my nuenis nuenis nuenis yeah yeah yeah

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 00:36:02 No.110459

>>110458
Wtf I love women now

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 04:36:52 No.110528

she seems cool despite the selfharm and drugs

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 05:54:53 No.110532

That awkward moment when you realize that your futa-loving gf also self-inserts as a woman
:sadge:
:pepecry:

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 06:11:38 No.110533

>>110532
do you steal underwear from female relatives

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 06:42:20 No.110535

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>>110533
I just don't have T at all

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Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat) 19:59:13 No.336 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

/hood/ - shit i really care about

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Anonymous 10/27/24 (Sun) 20:58:39 No.106187

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>>106179
>>>/j2/3422

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 02:39:19 No.106405

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#Based

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 03:10:54 No.107107

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Gah damn the new Re:Zero season has a banger Umineko reference

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 08:02:25 No.109164

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>>9768

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 03:58:21 No.110521

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Rape

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Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 10:29:11 No.102985 [Reply]

new tranimal just dropped

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Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 11:37:08 No.110309

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Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 13:39:37 No.110323

>>110309
I don't like the look he's giving me 😨😨

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 20:48:11 No.110390

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 22:24:29 No.110426

>>110390

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 03:14:56 No.110506

>>110303
She wet the bed lol.
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