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 No.231898[Reply]

Good whalening
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>>231898
>whalening

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>>231899
What if they kill you

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>>231902
Orcas are cool and im cool
We got no beef

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>>231907
>I trust the orca and the orca trusts me. if the orca decides it's time for me to go, then I'll go.
based and frenspilled

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fat



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 No.41Cyclical[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You better not try anything funny.

1. Open tf2
2. Open the console with ` and enter:
3. connect banttf2.ddns.net

>WEBSITE(new)

https://gyate.net/kogasatopia

>MODS (important) https://tf2.gyate.net/hat/


>FANART (important) https://tf2.gyate.net/fanart


scary
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>>231511
so chvds were right all along

 No.231515

I'm checking random futa twitters and they're pretty multicultural but south america seems to be overrepresented

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>>231511
Damn bro

 No.231755

/jp/ sven gaming is on koggy
Let's play

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 No.231533[Reply]

roachslop for breakfast
i need to get tea and sugar on the way back

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ikazuchi mogs

 No.231540

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>roachslop
they didnt have chicken and i dont want anything else from them
i did something stupid and left spaghetti to rot in my kitchen so i had to throw away the strainer with it and so i need another one of those now

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 No.231675[Reply]

me roachslop
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>>231679
Lmao, his prostate got massaged

 No.231687

>>231679
I like your accent! almost Russian…could need some work too!

>>231680
thank you AC <33

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>>231693
i will buy you any food you want!
just behave in bant!

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 No.231829[Reply]

The average banter if they ever had sex with a women
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 No.231868

this is untrue and I would not be like this
but at the same time this is true and also me

 No.231871

>>231868
I say this

 No.231891

for me, it's homo thugs

 No.231892

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When instead of sharing ai art with my oomfs at bant I have to obligatory contract aids from the podvorotnya whore to zapoozyrit' a nayobysh to give a new rab to the system of dorogoy comrade khuylo.

 No.231893

>>231868
i also say this



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 No.231745[Reply]

Next year I will get my own boat and drown myself in the ocean by tying a rock to my foot.
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 No.231856

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>>231754
HOLY FUCK
I'm sorry
I'm sorry

 No.231857

you will become whale

 No.231859

Bro took my suggestion

 No.231887

or you can get your own boat and take pics of ducks then post them on bant

 No.231888

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>>231887
i want to do something like this but you dont get ducks here apart from small rivers near parks where i assume you cant boat



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 No.227927[Reply]

>evil penises
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 No.231303

holy whale

 No.231884

up



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 No.163484[Reply]

this is me
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 No.231812

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>>231810
Who wouldnt be if they had an opportunity.

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>>231812
it s a test of character
yea i couldve whored out when i was cute and underage but i resisted the jewish tricks
now im old, fat and ugly like the great men before me

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>>231812
I wouldn't.

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Ive never sent dick or ass im selling companionship if anything

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>>231816
I say this



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 No.230667[Reply]

Bro has graced us with another ffd

 No.230670

igi

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fat wife happy life

 No.231864

>>231830
too fat



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 No.231347[Reply]

fuck niggers and kikes
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 No.231425

yup im thinking based

 No.231445

yup im thinking based

 No.231447

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Aryan chad more like anuslicking cuckfaggot

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>>231447
I dislike feet pics in jacuzzi baths because the water usually contains bromine which is toxic, more than chlorine.

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 No.231842[Reply]

>I am a whalejak

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forbidden whalejak



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 No.196858[Reply]

saturday nigvth boozing
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>>228000
I'm drunk as shit on wodka rn

 No.228024

booze never

 No.228585

lemon+raspberry booze

btw it must be at least 2 years since I touched 40% poison, don't miss that shit

 No.231296

bumpr

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>>231296
wassup boozebro
finished sum kentucky straight bourbon earlier, complementing with rum now, hbu?



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 No.231555[Reply]

Do y'all ever have lesbian fumos like this?

 No.231659

Bump4Massie

 No.231662

>>231555
>>231659

AC do you own any? also why don't you like posting or talking in general…

 No.231688

>>231662
I'll show soon
>why don't you like posting or talking in general…
Because I'm a boy

 No.231690

>>231688
what an interesting boy you are then!

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Sorry not sorry for redpilling you but fumos dont have genitalia, hormones and neural system.



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 No.230068[Reply]

Player, do you wish to participate in the Whale Games?
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 No.230116

go on

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>>230073
By horoscope

 No.230216

go on

 No.231799

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Whale Game Challenge #1: whoever fails to do the wemy dance will be eliminated.

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>>231799
Spare me I voted biden



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 No.231499[Reply]

Today thing is to remember playing some vidya!☆

Tell me your favourite games and how was your day!
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>>231531
those mages were spamming very happily until their third level 90 something mage friend died to a clayman creature and now it was only a 2v1. if your not a sub 90 iq mage who has been conditioned by the game to play with 0 awareness you wont get hit on most snipe shots but a lot as in most standard great weapon knight classes always trade into the arrows or get heal punished 4 times in a row. players constantly get up from stun use a flask get punished get up use flask get punished repeatedly until they eventually move behind cover

my favourite weapon overall is the pike, it retains the same distinct but mediocore poke up heavy from ds1, except in ds1 it was a wholey unique moveset, in ds2 i never used it because i like the gargoyle bident more, ds3 i think it was pretty bad i remember still the longest. put in elden ring its the longest its running heavy attack has the same frame data as the halberd running light i believe. of course spears do less damage than halberds but because its a heavy attack even compared to the s strength scaling cavalry glaive it still has similiar or higher damage i believe plus its way longer and its all mostly poke attacks, apart from the running light which is good for mixups. buts its the longest melee weapon in the game beating the colossal sword pokes, amazing roll catch and pair with rot grease for easy roll spam punish, and literally no one uses it ever which is fine with me because im a contrarian who avoids popular stuff. even at lower levels i still never see it its always overshadowed by the naginata, but powerstance pikes used to be the direct counter to dual nagis and ever since those were nerfed the pike isnt a common swap for pvpers or pvers

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And i forgot as well it also out damages all the spears atleast on strength but because of two handing pairing with strength a two handed pike will always be the highest ar spear with two hands i think, of course because you get better keen scalings on other spears that would be better for powerstancing dual pikes still dominates in some places because of spacing. the average elden ring player always avoid unassuming weapons like these and hammers even though they have really good use even in pve.
>>231531
I played nightreign the bosses was good the rest was whatever after like 40 hours it largely lost any novelty for me

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>>231534
>>231536

Miss BunBun, you are like a hardcore souls nerd lol 🤍🤍 never expected that side on you! makes me believe you are unironically Japanese lol

The pike is not my thing tbh nor spears, i was always a simple humble fighter with some faith or magic on the side, and I was not a bad player tbh! you might find this weird, but i play the same way i think, strategy and slow steps lol i study what i need in a map or so before i play it. I know it okay to die but even when i play Baldur's Gate 3, im a very calculated gamer ○~○

i have a fun idea for you btw 🤍
play lies of P!
i think it's your vibe. Miss Bunny you would literally play with a cute boy doll lol 🤍

pic related : how much funding you need to dress like that? i know….

50 LESS BOOZE CANS PER MONTH 💢💢

 No.231570

/bant/ what's with the spam?
im not trying to control the order…

but please don’t spam the board, at least make meaningful posts…

 No.231788

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>>231542
Theres a dress and cord like that for 30k yen



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