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 No.146403[Reply]

/bant/ culture could never make mainstream big because all of its most renown posters are fire and air signs
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fruup

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What went wrong?

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>>196306
undignified saturn, in a house where it decreases one's public standing, squaring undignified mars (although it is together with the lord of the sign).
jupiter and moon in debilitation sign

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fruup

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quisit



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 No.140252[Reply]

The blackpill, and internet celebrity thread have more replies than the 07th expansion and elden ring thread. NT culture is winning
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ftyfyttfy

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>>142130
Weed and occasional alcohol solved most of those problems for me. My biggest bane is just being really uptight in public.

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frup3

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schwayed



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 No.214113[Reply]

Autism is my superpower
*solos your verse*

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zoom zooms be like autism this autism that, too much hype, and therefore uncool, popular = bad
so I've decided I'm NEUROTYPICAL from now on o algo just like german koishius and ac, the most neurotypical individuals ever

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Autism in question:

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>>214114
as well as STRAIGHT (evendoe I've always been like this btw)

 No.216429

keyed



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 No.191541[Reply]

Troonhou would have been better if the characters were males
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fruppy

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>>191761
Nusoishit kys

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based



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 No.214966[Reply]

My car smells like my gfs armpits
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kill yourself sex haver

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My gf's armpits smell like my bf's cum

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>>215067
interesante

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>>215067
Tenshi svinya.

 No.216426

fruppppp



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 No.215104[Reply]

sonic racing games are better tho
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 No.215150

i picked up my nintendo switch for the first time in ages today and played mario kart 8 and it was boring and easy as fuck

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What are the implications of this?

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>>215150
of course you have one

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>>215152
>Chap with an M hat
Mario bros…

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F R U P



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 No.214766[Reply]

fact: honkeys will never, ever EVER experience this level of culture.

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wow

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There are more irish niggers in america than ireland, i don't care

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>>214899
there are no "irish niggers" inside of or outside of ireland because if somebody is a nigger, then they are not irish. this is because éireBVLLS have the highest concentration of R1B dna and the palest skin on average worldwide. we wuz also kangz, if that matters.

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>>215122
so you're saying that the irish that remained in Hibernia are more eugenic than those that left Hibernia

 No.216424

fruppiest of frups



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 No.215785[Reply]

/bant/culture
just turned 2 years old
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>>215820
It's kekeydino

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 No.216423

'pe



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 No.215454[Reply]

add /cp/ - Cool Pepes

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>Welcome to /cp/ - Cobson Posters, a based place where we can work to doxx the people pushing this coal

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The Bant Day

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Kek, it's kino!



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 No.214100[Reply]

frog friday
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>>214162
>the glasses are closed
pepe is retarded confirmed?

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Frog Friday tomorrow.

 No.216420

fruppy

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>>214162
Frog Friday was pretty good today. /bant/pedos are now spamming tranny porn in response to the tradition; it's kino!



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 No.210085[Reply]

How are you today?
come tell me
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>>210149
I understand, may God leads you through his wisdom then.

You know African women have a very funny ritual to glue a cheating husband dick if he ever cheated. Yes…glue..

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 No.216406

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replying to the deleted thread
with anhedonia, emptiness, nihilism, fear, inadequacy, and subsequent aging and decay devouring us and waiting for us to eventually lose our minds unless a sudden occasion involving a supervirus, bullets, or knives, or heavy machinery, or heights, radiation and so on making us dead or impaired happens to us beforehand, the only hope left is AI-powered the life-maintaing GOONMACHINE X aka the real life matrix from the future invented by hypercapitalist silicon valley autists on lsd. Since science is the only hope for both those who can't into procreation and are alone but want to live and for everyone in general who doesn't want to suffer pain and inevitable death even if they have children and their family (even if they don't realize this)
gooner bodies supported and maintained by the sheer power of the machine would last longer, with their minds placed in eternal gooning and goyslop consuming loops, the choise of their physical shapes in the GOONMACHINE X mental gooner paradise should be according to their own tastes doe, otknks, futas, and everything imaginable, liberating them from their physical inadequacies and helping everyone achieve eternal climaxes
for chaste ones there would be the CHRISTMACHINE X where they see Him and do wholesome things and have ice cream together o algo

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>>216406
this post is mythical

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>>216406
couldn't have said it better myself



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 No.31879[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

>The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC.
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>>216368
The lightning bolt always misses fulgur due to shitty lock on though. this implies he doesn't shock the dog.

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>>216370
he said there was no collar so it's true

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>>216376
too long

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>>216376
haven't missed this one



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This wasn't the tnd I ordered

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Justified crashout



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 No.216219[Reply]

Booberson

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Cursed, youmu is meant to be flat

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blessed, youmu is meant to be busty

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>>216404
Virgin status: killed



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 No.216360[Reply]

A new guy arrives to bint mansion. AC shows him around then they arrive to a hole in the wall with a touhou cosplayer ass sticking out
"See that ass? You can fuck it to your heart's content every day except Friday" - says AC
"Why not on Friday?" - asks the new guy
"Because that's the day when you are in the hole"
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Tenshi from Futanari (a show made by the same guy who made The Cobsons).

 No.216397

Once I break free from bint mansion dungeon, no more bantoid asses will be violated

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>Once I break free from bint mansion dungeon, no more bantoid asses will be violated

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>bint mansion dungeon



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