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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.266743[Reply]

>>266724
baalculture.com:
>full of trannies, shitskins and pedos
>majority of traffic is from the third world
>most users are old ahh bluds pushing 30 (or 57)
>entire board is full of porn, to such an extent that you can't open a single thread without someone trying to derail it with their shitty fetish material (that's assuming the OP wasn't already deranged fetish material to begin with, which is even more likely)
>constant self hatred, seething at everything and everyone through an embittered, snarky and ironic lens
>users lament that they can't post 'p without getting a slap on the wrist from AC (Astarte Cultist) because leaving it up risks getting his tranny grooming ring shut down permanently
SOVLjak.party:
>exclusively used by 100% heterosexual, age of consent respecting sensitive young aryan males
>almost all traffic is from north america and europe. south america, southeast asia and the middle east are rangebanned from posting on most boards and the entirety of south asia is banned from posting anywhere on the site
>most users are in their late teenage years and early 20s, exemplified by their youthful vigour and willingness to raid and take down their enemies
>porn is completely banned sitewide, to the point where even the singular containment board (/nate/) was deleted months ago
>exaltation and becoming through the power of God, wielding 'jaks in one hand and sproke in the other, symbolising their mantra of loving their friends and smiting their enemies
>the frQQtist MPA system has eliminated the posting of 'p, bmt and other degenerate forms of media permanently as a result of janny-poster class collaboration. set the precedent for all self respecting altchans for years to come
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 No.266819

>>266815
Thankfully, in pursuit of justice for nokokind, Inspector Madospin is on the case in "The Case of the Murdered Brohu"

 No.266820

>>266743
>>exclusively used by 100% heterosexual, age of consent respecting sensitive young aryan males
someone's forgotten about pineapplejak.

 No.266844

>>most users are old ahh bluds pushing 30 (or 57)
>(or 57)
me

 No.266885

>>266819
I will examine the body

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>>266819
Polack mafia is involved in this



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 No.266863[Reply]

What's teh password again
Trying to upload crap from my bodybuilding comp but password
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 No.266867

Gonna do it on my craptop phones kinda shit rn

 No.266868

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Forgot to ever post this but my winning bodybuilding posing routine had touhou music

 No.266869

Meant new thread fuck

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 No.266874

>>266866
I don't say this but I think I know it nevertheless



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 No.266870[Reply]

Forgot to ever post this but my winning bodybuilding posing routine had touhou music

 No.266872

I developed an eating disorder dieting for this October competion but it was fun
I'm doing the state governors cup in july

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 No.266738[Reply]

The wemy whale was created by the intersection of our cultural interest in the Sukusuku creatures which we call whales for sport and entertainment, and between the popular Touhou character Remilia Scarlet, who I was known to call Wemy, and calling her such spread to others as an entertaining and fitting phrase.

Before wemy whale had ever been put to paper, the concept of wemy whale had been entertained and discussed naturally by royal subjects of our kingdom, and one day, our 7% Jewish friend in fact put this amazing idea to paper and he created the wemy whale!

He however pretends that I in fact created wemy whale, though I did not! I feel so strongly because we should be so very proud of our friend and his contribution, influence and accomplishment
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 No.266841

>>266740
Why
>>266747
tewibuncore expression

 No.266852

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>>266841
what does that even mean

 No.266854

>>266852
reisen and patchouli clench their teeth in a dominating way in >>266747 and you post dolls clenching their teeth demanding submission and expressing annoyance



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 No.265665[Reply]

Don't see why I shouldn't kill myself tbh, I don't have enough money to buy a house in our town after tax and our countries are going to get worse until we're old, had a great life and did pretty much everything I wanted to aside from getting to live alone somewhere rural, I'm unemployable and have a 6 year gap in my resume from trading crypto and doing illegal stuff since the pandemic while degrees are over $100k and white collar work is dead, universities are all boring concrete slabs full of brown midgets and women, all of the cool white guys I grew up around are failures waiting to die even though we were all really talented, all of the canadians I know online are waiting to die even though one had a really great IT career two years ago that made me think things would be alright, I'm super bored of living in a decline and want to clock out and see what the next world will have, I think anyone putting up with this is pretty dumb unless your family is in one piece and they can set you up
Ironically the past 2 years of my life were the best ones but now that I don't have any hatred or unresolved issues I just see it as viable to clock out and see what happens to you after, my life was really rambunctious and funny before the pandemic
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 No.266358

It's okay
I am probably going to die in the next five years, or troon out and then die

 No.266359

>>265674
Your people literally sacrifice children to Moloch

 No.266362

There is a God

 No.266365

Бога нет

 No.266847

don't give up bint, fight

focus on the present and embrace the mundane



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 No.263670[Reply]

bintcore
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 No.263748

drugs bad Kirk

 No.266786

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Anything Kool and the gang, goes straight to d-minor scale for some reason.

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 No.266724[Reply]

soyjaks turns you brown and eventually makes you worship baal
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 No.266756

>>266731
burger fucking has at least 2 subgenres of goon captions/edits and i have a short video of a femboy fucking one on another device

 No.266758

>>266756
Too goon will attempt suicide this year, screenshot this post

 No.266761

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>>266758
I denounce the Talmud.
I am not suicidal.

 No.266776

>>266761
how many binters do we think are burgersexuals

 No.266837

>>266749

>>266776
me not, that looks creepy



 No.266774[Reply]

 No.266835

every thread deserves a reply Kirk



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 No.249975[Reply]

Finna start reading Camp of the saints (certified bantculture culture), whats in it for me
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 No.266343

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i havent read these
>>261561
>>261739
>>261741
>>266339
yet, but today i dont have lettuce so i used seaweed in my sandwhich

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 No.266772

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 No.266834

>>266772
perestroika



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 No.266767[Reply]

For me its the zohar

 No.266768

You did not read it in its entirety thoughie

 No.266769

Although McGregor Mathers made a nice commentary on 3 of its book methinks

 No.266770

>>266769
I wouldn't trust that cracker's commentary on blue archive lore, let alone the Zohar

 No.266771

>spanish rabbi
ssp lore sloppens

 No.266833

jews



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 No.128836[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

im sad and lonely and need a significant other
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 No.208478

>>208415
comprehensive

 No.208545

>>208415
Congrats on picking out your headstone

 No.266752

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>>175483
wtf is your problem?

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 No.266670[Reply]

Бога нет
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 No.266690

>>266688
No STFU

 No.266692

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>>266688
And purify the bant from shirk and injustice

 No.266748

кита нет

 No.266751

>>266748
I get it

 No.266831

>>266748
I get it



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 No.148338[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

day 1 of being a better person
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 No.225350

>>178135
Oh there he goes to crash a party
He’s the gеm that saved sоуjаk pаrtу

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 No.233518

>>162306
if christ was alive today he would dine with trannies

 No.233521

>>233518
die tranny

 No.266789

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>racism on /bant/



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 No.266674[Reply]

Im tired of getting shilled rightiod grifters who all have the same opinions and dont ever step of the retarded left right camps
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>>266685
>words words words
Imagine reading all this shit unironically.

 No.266707

>>266685
I didn't read any of this but it bet it's all true

 No.266709

>>266706
Needs a Brazilian waxing

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 No.266779

>>266709
brazilcheyed: I thought you said she needed a Brazilian rimming!



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 No.152501[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

post nonsense
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 No.258074

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Thou shall masturbate to this

 No.258077

>>258074
real 2D

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 No.266754

>>258074
Patchouli sat on them

 No.266755

>>152512
he won



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