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 No.134463[Reply]

Me when i unleash a fart ive been holding for hours in the public elevator
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 No.134474

what if someone walks in

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 No.134480

In American culture farting in public is a signal that you are available for anal sex

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 No.134569

>>134477
Its better when u press all the buttons when u leave the elevator so the next person gets to take it all in



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 No.114428[Reply]

I'm full on $HBAR, I made 1200€ last night, yeah I know this crypto is absolutely talmudic. Call me a jew or something idc, bags are still bags.
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 No.131146

>Shadow Exchange is a concentrated liquidity layer and exchange built on the Sonic network
Beast mode if I may

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>>131146
this is aryan 💪💪💪

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I lost 100k on shadow coin and made it back shorting bitcoin



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 No.133701[Reply]

Th
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 No.134359

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nope
don't even have anything on my record
(just don't get caught bro lol)

 No.134393

Yeah its called /bant/

 No.134424

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>>133701
>Have you been to prison?
No because I'm a good boy, but I have however been through the public American education system which is basically the same thing but the "food" is worse.

 No.134434

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>but I have however been through the public American education system which is basically the same thing but the "food" is worse.

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I'm white passing so the po po leave me alone



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 No.24018[Reply]

otaku culture:
touhou
futanari
gooning
mario

not otaku culture:
incelism
pseudoscience
sonic
calling "whale" sukusuku
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 No.116997

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>my cock goes through boulders
>thats why i flex my boner
goes so hard
https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o?t=250

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>>65422
S O N I C
Go

 No.134455

what about garfield and heathcliff

 No.134456

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i think this is the first thread i saw on bant



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 No.134274[Reply]

Every broad, mama, pussycat, and babe I dig turns out to be a dyke. Why's this keep happening to me?
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>>134278
>Baldly projecting

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>>134283
argumentum ad alopeciam

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 No.134412

i send my bro a selection of women with their boobs out, all kinds such that no man could dissapoint
but he says to me "delete this, dont send it to me again"
i ask him about women and he acts stupid and says some bitch made shit

my fucking bro might have a womb, that's fucked up



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 No.124339[Reply]

>Starting February 1st, 4chan Passes are increasing in price.
>One year: $30, Three years: $60
4cuck is dead lmao
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>>131964
which original bantoid were you?

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>>131970
that one guy

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>>131970
I won't say, 50/50% chance you'll figure that out on your own honestly.

 No.134388

>>131957
>>131964
It will last longer than this shithole for sure

 No.134402

>>124339
this image reminds me of the picture for the song "weyheyhey !! - I'm your daddy"



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 No.134343[Reply]

does anybody here have that video that was linked here before by some poland guy where there is a koishi komeiji kosplayer sounding himself and then using vibrator and stuff and it was on some website called "spankbang.tv" or something like that? I want to simultaneously watch it and touch my own penis until white stuff comes out but i can't find it
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>>134358
proofs doe

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>>134362
Ever since I started mixing white wine with energy drinks I no longer experience post nut clarity

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>AI age detection, no ID required!

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>>134344
stop jerking it to troonerx

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>>134363
she cute



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 No.134107[Reply]

>retards thought they would get the epstein list but they got rickrolled instead
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 No.134111

my guy at the fbi says ac was on that list but was forced to redact it otherwise he would expose his gay erp chat logs

 No.134114

Who even gaf about that as if the goyim will do anything about it

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>>134114
Normalfags thinking shit will happen, because my hecking kiddorinos when shit should have happened with the Panama, paradise and pandora papers.

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it was expected lmao

 No.134243

>>134242
I said rabbit rabbit this morning



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 No.116362[Reply]

uhhhhhhhhhhh my gimmick is that i make posts of zero substance lol im keeping the board alive guys
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 No.116415

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jews

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blumpf

 No.134229

>>116362
Make threads with substance



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 No.134191[Reply]

Niggas im visiting my grandma
How do i make her stop talking about politics?
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>>134197
where's the vertex

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>>134191
You got weed in Uruguay just be stoned

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>>134213
She wont listen, she will outright refuse to shut the fuck up

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>>134195
>Grandma's 30 minute rant about Judaism and it's various tribes
Evoke it, let her vent. Then go out and get ice cream or something.

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>>134195
Your grandma is dumb for being a commie but she is based on the jewish question.

Also can anyone with the remote ban that balkantranny judaic butt pirate, thanks.



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 No.131548[Reply]

>be playing y4
>get to the part where you help lilly as a hostess
>buy her dress etc, get decent stats
>no requests
>go back into dressing room
>add glitter blush
>change lipstick color
>all stats go down to 0
why is this nigger minigame like this? the hostess games were so fun in kiwami and kiwami 2 but they blow dick in 3 and 4. idgi. why did they make this so tedious? why do i only have 3 chances? why don't the clothing items/makeup options have actual numerical stats so i can minmax? am i supposed to just fucking learn by trial and error? easily the most retarded and frustrating mechanic in the game. worse than those faggots who stand in front of staircases and swing chairs at you. worse than enemies with guns. worse than QTEs during boss fights.
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wtf. new 'kuza game just dropped and i didnt hear about it.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3061810/Like_a_Dragon_Pirate_Yakuza_in_Hawaii/

 No.132400

>>131548
yakuza 3 has a gamefaqs guide on how to make an jack of all trades hostess costume with stats good enough you never have to change it again, dunno about 4. Also yes this minigame is FUCKING DOGSHIT!

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 No.124956[Reply]

soyboy wojak thread
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>>134123
this needs a bump

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>>134124
It lichrilly doesn't…



 No.134031[Reply]

This faggot is like an elimentary school student. He is like "OH MY GAWD INEQUALITY EXIST!!! THERE'S LIKE LITERALLY NO SUCH THING LIKE FAIRNESS". Holy shit. This Bitch was born yesterday.

There is no God. There is no punishment for evil, nor reward for doing good. There is no fairness. Karma is a fairytale for the fools.
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 No.134038

>There is no God. There is no punishment for evil, nor reward for doing good. There is no fairness. Karma is a fairytale for the fools.

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this is true because im not rich

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>>134031
so true

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>>134038
missed

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 No.126265[Reply]

The most jewish square in all of mine sweeper.
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 No.133883

>>126293
Arabs are also semites traditionally. A semite is anyone who descended from Shem in the bible. Shem had Abraham one of his descendants (I'm pretty sure Abraham was his 9th great grandson). Abraham had Ishmael as his first son and Isaac as his second son. The Arabs identify themselves as being descended from the sons of Ishmael whereas the Jews identify themselves as being descended from the sons of Isaac. Both of them are semites.

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>>133880
if you use that version (so do i) why would you think the 8 square is jewish you dumb nigger, it has gauranteed solubility so any 8 square instances are just extra left clicks at the end after you've flagged everything else

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>>126341
>Spains crying about da joos again for the 7th+ year
What you think all your shit whining gonna do? Germans whining for over 70 years and other nations 109 times globablly but surely this gonna be the one. Stay malding nigger

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>>133944
He's being paid by the FBI

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>>133945
>Degeneracy levels checks out
Maybe kgb bro on to something



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 No.133708[Reply]

Which meeperstone is the best for keeping away the aura of Aquarius?
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>>133714
Didnt spaintard already do that

 No.133842

Fruppers

 No.133848

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>Which meeperstone is the best for keeping away the aura of Aquarius?
>Aura of aquarius is a good thing, why would u wanna keep it away?
>This is how I know you're a poser and not a true scholar like Autismo German

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>>133848
Where did you find this image of me, delete this

 No.133857

>>133854
I gave it to him



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