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▶  No. 411981 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Gap soon] [Reply]

you ever wake up and feel a longing for the desert? I'm feeling that. the spinifex flowers and the prickley pears should be in bloom at this time of year. I think it'll be a beautiful sight.(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)

▶  No. 411983 >>411986

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Being black and spanish, my blood yearns for my natural environments

The boreal pine forest and coastal highlands. There is something tranquil and naturalistic about them.

As far as the desert goes, I think the American and Mexican deserts are fairly boring, especially since the indjins are all but extinct, and the Gobi is also off the table because fuck China o also

That said, I wouldn't mind a guided tour through the Arabian or perhaps the Libyan or Moroccan deserts. Preferably on camelback, shepherded by a humble and kindly Arabian gentleman by the name of Omar or Osman, or something similar, who seems to be simple on the surface but belies a hearty sense of contentedness with his life. His days of learning and adventuring are simply behind him, and he now takes pride and joy in leading fat white Americans around the desert on camels. He smiles and happily tells them all he knows when asked about his "headdress" or if he "knows anybody in al-quaeda". A younger Osman may have been insulted, but at this point, going on fifty, he's just happy that people are expanding their horizons. Like children, those without experience sometimes ask questions they shouldn't. They remind him of his own. Life is good for Osman.

So maybe the desert isn't so bad.

▶  No. 411986

>>411983
I was once offered to by a camel, my little sister with to the son of the camel farmer near noosa, but I turned the offer as I didn't have the camooweal property at the time.
that said the desert in australia is a lawless place where you can do whatever you want, and as much as it's a double edged sword, I enjoy it. that considered there's massive opals everywhere out there, if you don't mind being shot at(out there they call it an american greeting). still, I'm more drawn the freedom and natural beauty of it all. I think I might go to lighting ridge next week.

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I think I got the answer to my depression. there's good light in broome.

▶  No. 412489 >>412492

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No, the ancestral memory that cometh from the jewish roots of mine still haunts mein preception of the desert.
Although i do expirience similair longing but for wheat fields after nuclear holocaust

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>>412489
fair, but I own thousands of acres of wheat and corn fields. I'm kinda sick of looking at them.


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▶  No. 412021 [Reply]

me reading the new posts on bnat
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>>412161
>kind of set up a client to getting our govt home insurace cause we just added protection from floods
that's very kind you. you're a good man. I respect that.
>>412162
I walked out with a lee enfield completely naked, save for a bathrobe, with my bbc slapping around. be careful with meth.

▶  No. 412177 >>412178

>>412156
no trannies say that

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>>412177
trannies also say that
but foids also say that
and forget it after they get chockeslamfucked o algo

▶  No. 412186 >>412193

I just got call from the police. I just fronted up as a career. one of my employees was apparently with drugs. fuck me.

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>>412186
not that I'm in trouble. I'm the second biggest employer in town and the master sargent's son works for me.


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▶  No. 412158 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Gap soon] [Reply]

>still can't drive, have to take a part-time job opportunity with dad to make some money
>Everything is perfectly fine and easy
>suddenly some retarded drama happens after 9 months between 2 black coworkers
>when we're about to leave he forces us to get involved by "making sure everything is fine"
>before we go back, I tell him I'd rather quit than get involved any further
>he keeps forcing us to be involved, I warn him I might quit
>he plays the victim about how he needs to know my decision immediately and also that it shouldn't be a big deal for me
>I quit, no two weeks notice or anything, because he's that fucking insufferable while forcing me to decide, and I can't imagine working with him again anymore
>he's now mad at me and going ballistic at my mom blaming her, when she didn't even have anything to do with it at all
well it was a nice 10 months of relative peace learning new hobbies, playing different games and stuff, but now I have to live on constant alert of how my dad will behave all over again, sigh(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)
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▶  No. 412167 >>412170

>>412165
yeah atp I've had enough life experience to where I think I should really stop putting off the license and just do it even if I fail, because I am too old and tired of these humiliation rituals

▶  No. 412170 >>412172

>>412167
just make sure you can sustain yourself even if you have to roomshare or whatever.
ultimately youre gonna have to deal with normalfag drama one way or another regardless of what industry you get yourself into.
just pick a coping drug like the rest of us miserable fucks (booze, shrooms, weed, etc).

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>>412170
sigh all I actually want in life is to live with no one, or at least someone who is not fucking a neurotic idiot who gets irate over perfectly reasonable things, but it's times like these that make me wonder if I will ever get the chance to experience that

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>>412172
*a fucking

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>>412172
accumulate enough money or break through in one shot, thats the choice for us strugglers.


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Hitler lost so we could realise how bad a world would be where he lost.
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▶  No. 412150 >>412152

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We can tell Hitler lost because you're around

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>>412150
>chinese femboy soyteen isn't fu-

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▶  No. 412166

hitler lost cause he was fuckin retarded cuh
>yeah lets exile all of our nuclear scientists just because they are jewish o algo
:pipe:


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she turned herself into a burger
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▶  No. 412113 >>412121 >>412138

honestly my fault for not pretending to be retarded, fuckass shit.

▶  No. 412121 >>412136

>>412112
honesty, I'm the same. when I had the butcher shop, I was never sober and neither were the boys. we were doing 50k aud a week, but it did take a toll on our mental state.

still, your boss is a cunt and not in the good way. cunt should do the work himself. you did a hole, you fill it in. CUNT!!!
>>412113
that's how I got to where I am, with twenty... five million in bank, as of today.

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>>412121
since im the least retarded of my cowagies (we are all chinese imperial exam approved diplomats btw) he decided to entrust me with keeping the bznz side of things in line after tlking with me for a good 30mins.
shit-ass fuck, fuck-ass shit.
im gonna need more booze than ever (being boozed up correlates with better deals 100% of the time through my whole work-life experience).

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>>412113
>that's how I got to where I am, with twenty... five million in bank, as of today.
why dont you just retire? or are the living standard in AUS that bad?
:sip:

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>>412136
even with competent co-slaves, work can still be hard. drink up. you've earnt it. I'm thinking about hitting mini bar,


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I'm of Anglo-Saxon, Scots-Irish, and Norse descent, so for me, watching The Sopranos is like watching an anthropology documentary about some sort of primitive hominid tribe
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Fellow Nord here, can confirm

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>I'm of Anglo-Saxon, Scots-Irish, and Norse descent
Conveniently leaving one of them out now are we

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>>411997
AC's also an honorary aboriginal kamilaroi too. with the rights of a sub-elder. should he ever come to australia, he will get a warm welcome and a firm handshake from the prime minister.

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>>411827 (OP)
why ikue scared


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▶  No. 412036 [Reply]

My femballs are acking so bad to cum
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▶  No. 412052

record yourself sneeding
:pensive2:

▶  No. 412053 >>412055 >>412064

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>>412049
you just know rutaka has some kind of evil fungus spores growing in his lungs from that fucking bathroom. dude is the target audience of those mesothelioma commercials a hundred times over

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also this rigu is built for busty hags
:fact:

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>>412053
This is housework inspo 🙏

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>>412053
We nurglian chаds do be like that


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:notes:
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▶  No. 411804 >>411815

>>411790
errrm actually the wii needed to get replaced really bad because every game for it had a forced wagglan' gimmick

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>>411801
we know 👍🏻

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>>411801
Stop posting forever please

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>>411804
It was kino when no more heroes did it because it made you look like you were jerking off though
:pipe:

No but in all seriousness da whee is glazed to hell and back even doe it wasn't all that good objectively but I think it had a cool idea going, in that vidya games were, at one time, meant to be a social experience, and now they're very isolated. That's what I miss, not the Wii specifically. Miis are extremely zased, however.

I had an idea I wanted to pitch to tendo for some time in order to [NOT: cynically grift on the nostalgia people rightfully feel right now] bring back some of that magic. Basically it'd be a cute little PC game where you manage the island from Resort, you design sports stadiums, restaurants, hotels, public transport, etc, to build your own little resort, and you can watch the little Miis play their little sports, and play some yourself via minigames. I think that would be kinda cool but I don't think nintendah is budging on not letting other people dev for their IPs so it's kind of a pipe dream. If it ever happens though let it be known it was my idea before anybody else's.

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>>411815
hehe


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▶  No. 411859 This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon. [Gap soon] [Reply]

I don't know why I still have this. I lost faith in Donald Trump a long time ago.
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Innocent and light hearted individual

▶  No. 411978

I have a trunp hat but its not liek this

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I used have several of them and one that even said make australia great again. I got rid of them when I became an aboriginal elder, sice we're expected to to have any public political opinions.

▶  No. 411985 >>411987

piss on it and send proofs

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>>411985
:fact:


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▶  No. 411913 [Reply]

Bibichubi is also very cute
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>>411939
My daughter, they took her away after the divorce

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>>411914
these are too high maintenance, let's just get a rabbit

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>>411942
You just to want to rape and not get told one

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On


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I am Jane Doe(This thread is inactive and will enter a gap soon.)
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▶  No. 411921 >>411924

How Satori allowed this? Thats full blown animal abuse. Even doe satori is a monkey.

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>>411921
She likes to w👁tch with all three eyes

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>>411924
Even doe shes not a wife or gf, shes just an owner. Its like me having sex with N&O, AC wouldnt be jealous if he watched us, he would just call the police.

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>>411927
It's not a jealousy thing, she is high functioning so she sees it as observing mating habits of dumb bird

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>>411928
I agree
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NTR really is a thinking man's fetish


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I am Ellen Joe
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>>411886
a very strange penis

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>>411887
Why wont you just give it a lick first

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>>411909
WE HATE THE CHOCOLATE PENIS

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>>411887
My powers of deductive reasoning tell me it's meant to resemble a dipped banana rather than cake

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>>411912
You can figure out that hes lying because people dont bite food with full force also he would instantly feel the tactile difference with his teeth because penis is harder than banana. He would just unclench his teeth and stop inserting it into his mouth while experiencing cock shock.
He would harm the dih only with malicious intent.


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▶  No. 411858 [Reply]

Me when pph is less than 3
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>>411868
I'm sober rn, so no tweaking

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>>411862
i have more than 4 pps, dont touch me demon

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>>411868
yes i know retard

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mfw pph reaches the big double digits

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>>411875
overstimulating so i start randomly pigging stuff


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>literal whos
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>>411835
Threats of violence wouldn't get me to look at these threads

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I'll try to be a little more normal just for brazilcheyed

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>>411851
you said this 2 years ago

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>>411852
I don't remember

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>>411835
The only other place I could imagine myself going to is back to my native homeland, soyjak.party, but that place has gone to shit (If you asked me to stop using it today, I wouldn't really feel sad doing so). This is one of very few places that I know would at the very least tolerate me.


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▶  No. 411647 [Reply]

That one bint poster that calls his nuts his "girls"
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▶  No. 411844 >>411845

>>411843
How

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>>411844
im punderfulll

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>>411845
:thumb:

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>>411845
>im punderfulll
I wasn't aware she was a fat pedo skuf of Polish [read: Ukrainian]-Somali heritage

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>>411845
ive successfuly mmade you start thinking you are someone else for my own pleasure


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