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 No.225805[Reply]

>But Rabbi Shmuley, I really don't think it's a good idea for me to shoot up a church
<Oy vey…
<These Christians are oppressing you fine young LGBTQIA+ me- WOMEN with their, uhhh…
<Their…
<Control over legislation!
<And remember, they have sex with babies, directly out of the mother's womb!
<Us Jews would never do either of these things!
>Thanks Shmuley :D
>I think I'm ready now
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>>225815
You could tell he was a Jew from the smell alone

 No.225896

>>225808
I could tell you were Aryan from the smell alone

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>>225805
zoom zoom wojak nigger go back

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>>225910
this is the wojack website

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 No.225758[Reply]

>(You)
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>>225888
Um Monthy Python and Looney Toons came up with that joke first

 No.225892

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>>225888
AGPs really are the worst.

 No.225899

>>225888
South Americans: BANG BANG BANG

 No.225900

>>225899
You didnt specify which kind of "bang" is that though

 No.225907




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 No.225891[Reply]

>le woodcock face

 No.225905

longnose tribe (species)

 No.225906

They do the funny walk



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 No.225798[Reply]

Waka bros its over
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Oh, that's gore of my comfort character

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>>225811
>My
She’s not yours, faggot.

 No.225855

>>225852
I'm married to wakasagihime in real life however

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 No.154654[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

post cute cats
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 No.224923

>>224845
That's not very nice

 No.224930

>>224923
It is funny tho.
>cat_beheading.mp4

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 No.225893

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Big big kitty
Big kitty
Big kitty



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 No.225017[Reply]

if you could turn any one touhou into ice cream and then eat her which one would it be?
this would not harm the touhou, but their soul would live inside you and you would share thoughts with them at all times. not consciously, as in, you wouldnt hear their thoughts in your head, but your heart would be attuned to theirs, and theirs to yours, and your thoughts and attitudes would gradually and naturally come to be mostly the same. also consider, every touhou as an ice cream would taste different and have a different texture. some might be soft serve while others are posicles, for example. also, depending on their level of maturity, they would have different health levels. byakuren might be a sugar free frozen greek yogurt while someone like cirno would be a mass produced popsicle full of sugar, perhaps way too much sugar, for example. after the ice cream has been absorbed into your digestive tract, they would wake up again and continue life as normal.
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>>225017
This is a really complicated way of phrasing marriage

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>>225027
thank you king(?)

 No.225081

eat koishi and enter schizo mode

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>>225058
ozbek qardoshlorimizga salom

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 No.225712[Reply]

>bantculture.com

 No.225716

Roblox niggas.

 No.225738

>Do you find this helpful?
Well, bint?

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 No.225692[Reply]

>eating one of these sacred animals will put holes in your brain

 No.225694

yeah I saw that dbz lecture video

 No.225696

>>225692
gonna eat one of those later today



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 No.172509[Reply]

few hours left
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 No.183619

>>183588
Shaving pubic hair is bad because it keeps crotch warm, at least i think it is. If one has already shaven most of his pubic hair, the one should commit to the foolish act and shave it to the very last hair fiber

Actually, maybe, it's not so foolish to shave it; if one lives in a warm climate, since sweating is more efficient on the surface of naked skin(acording to my limited knowledge of real life).
I would look outside and identify my surroundings, then draw the conclusion on what should be done with leftover hair fibers depending on the results of my observations. In current situation from which i am typing these symbols - i would shave

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>>183619
Bumping this to save Ukraine. Remember, it's getting cold in Kyiv. Go full bush this winter to beat the vatniks.

 No.225681

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>>225675
NAAALYVAAAITEE BRAAATIAAA
KRYYYSHTALEEEVII CHAAASHIII
SCHOOOB SHABLI NE BRALY, SCHOOOB KULI MYNALY
HOOOLIVOON'KI NASHI
SCHOOOB SHABLI NE BRALY, SCHOOOB KULI MYNALY
HOOOLIVOON'KI NASHIII

SCHOOOBYY UUKRAIIIINAAA
POOOVIK NE PLAAKAAALAAA
SCHOOOBY NASHA SLAVA KOOOZATS'KAIA SLAVA
POOOVIK NE PROPALA
SCHOOOBY NASHA SLAVA KOOOZATS'KAIA SLAVA
POOOVIK NE PROPALAAA

 No.225683

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 No.200932[Reply]

>tpg
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 No.225482

she skuf

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>>225609
Where's the QoS

 No.225672

>>201245
I've been saying this unironically ever since peripeteia dropped



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 No.220669[Reply]

touhou imagedump thread #7389236447892
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 No.225628

>>225627
I heart murasa

 No.225648

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I heart futouhou

 No.225653

>>225648
You make me sick like dog puke nigga

 No.225656

>>225648
sensual

 No.225665

I heard futadeath



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 No.224616[Reply]

White people get our strength from raw milk consumption from a young age. They don't want to fight an awakened and strong warrior.
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>>225649
Watch child porn instead

 No.225652

>>225650
For African-American waifus? Well…

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 No.225658

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>>225650
not a bad idea



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 No.225618[Reply]

Never gonna goon,
Always avoiding goon,
Living free and happy,
In a no goon zone, so true.

 No.225621

Nice patchy

 No.225626

Semen retention is a practice associated with royalty



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 No.216561[Reply]

>You seem disappointed. Is something wrong?
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 No.219244

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Kto ot shpil'ki do bulavki
Kto ot tufelek do shlyapki
Elegantnost' sama
Ot menya bez uma
I ves'ma pochtennyy
Dzhentel'men sedoy
I mal'chishka ryaboy
I kogda legko i prosto
Vykhozhu na perekryostok
Sto avtobusov v ryad
Nepodvizhno stoyat
I gudyat mashiny
Krasote salyut
Ledi, kak vas zovut
Nue, ledi Nue
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 No.218121[Reply]

im a kike sorry
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 No.224756

>>224750
Let's make an assumption that my face was that broom, what would happend then

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 No.225157

>>224750
stop trying to make me coom

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