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 No.136552[Reply]

Twitter is still down, TAV-Total Anonymous Victory
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>>136562
probably kirtaner i think he runs one of the anonymous "news" accounts

 No.136564

>>136562
The joke is that "Anonymous" is ID verified

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 No.136583

>>136564
Its a fake ID, shitskin

 No.136585

>>136583
>t. Anonymous



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 No.136492[Reply]

I've come to the realization that if there are only autists on a board it collapses, cuz the autistic aura is rigid and sceptic and they are too malebrained and that's not so interesting in the end, cuz things get too literal, earthly and stale, and what a board needs to counterweight autism is schizos who are fembrained, intuitive, and display overvalued ideas and passion with no hint of scepticism to add some real spice or something
shalom, toda al hakri'a
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>>136498
Soytranny get the fuck out

 No.136504

>>136500
Ok ilyanova you need your foid meds

 No.136513

i dont understand

 No.136568

Autism and Schizophrenia share similar symptoms. Autistis and Schizos both suffer from impared theory of mind, they both take things too literally, they show very little emotion, they have difficulty recognizing the emotions of others, Autistic people are more likely to have schizophrenia, they aren't oppisites at all and actually share similarities.

 No.136571

>>136568
true
also autistic thinking and limited facial expressions are common to both



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 No.135838[Reply]

Does anyone else seethe when people translate "You still have phimosis" to "You are Uncircumcised" in hentai manga. Why the fuck do they do this?
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 No.136368

jews

 No.136373

goyim

 No.136381

Americans are retarded and dont know what phimosis is

 No.136387

>>136373
TSMT, people blame the Jews for everything even though goys are just as bad.

 No.136409




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 No.136383[Reply]

Что было в шприце? Не бойся, анон, это рокуроний. Сейчас твои мышцы расслабятся и я засуну тебе в жопу огромный дилдак. Не переживай, ты все будешь чувствовать.
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 No.136390

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>Что было в шприце?

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Содомия - это неправильно, когда это делают со мной. Но правильно, когда я делаю это с другими.

 No.136393

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>Содомия - это неправильно, когда это делают со мной. Но правильно, когда я делаю это с другими.

 No.136396

>>136383
>>136392
Excuse me, that is not acceptable behavior!

 No.136397

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>>136392
Гомосексуальность - то отношения двух мужчин по обоюдному согдасию. Если не спрашивать согласия, то все как бог велел



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 No.136175[Reply]

>soyunderages planning to make bmtchan
we should raid it if it happens lole
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 No.136251

>>136242
it took me one doe

 No.136321

>>136242
>MY SPLINTER'S SPLINTER'S SPLINTER'S HIDDEN BOARD HAS MORE PPH THAN THIS /LGBT/ OFFSHOOT
Its sad that this used to be actually true

 No.136323

>>136321
still is true

 No.136327

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change the sites password

 No.136336

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change it to mima



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 No.119726[Reply]

why isn't there a board called soul
like for music, cooking, culture and art?
or is that just /bant/?
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 No.136267

>>124493
kill white people

 No.136268

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>you'll never outplay beer, beer and 4 cans of beer stacked on top of eachother

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>Momiji

 No.136318

troonhou tranime troons don't have souls

 No.136320

>>136318
Toad Tuesday Truke



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 No.136249[Reply]

"Pajeet's Broken Code and the Call of Nature"

Pajeet left Bengaluru, with dreams in his head,
To Silicon Valley, where the tech giants tread.
He packed up his laptop, his chai, and his pride,
But his code was a mess, and his habits—oh, wide!

Oh, Pajeet, Pajeet, with your code so weak,
And the call of the wild, you just couldn’t tweak.
From the streets of Pune to the Valley’s bright lights,
Your bugs and your habits gave everyone frights!

He faked every interview, Googled his way through,
But his coworkers groaned, “What’s this garbage code do?”
They’d sniff and they’d whisper, “What’s that smell in the air?”
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>>136249
It's a shame I gotta wait till tomorrow to make an actual song from it because I ran out of suno credit and I'm not gonna pay them.

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 No.136303

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 No.136304

how come my ai songs sound good and pajeet's songs aren't?



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 No.126847[Reply]

just did my taxes
guys i owe the feds 15 bucks wtf do i do bros…..
also tax hate thread o algo
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 No.136208

Мариса

 No.136217

Woah thanks for reminding me

 No.136218

>>126847
sucks but you'll have to increase your withholdings.
however they'll end up paying you next year.

 No.136291

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got a 7k return
aka the government got a 1 year interest free loan from me for $7000 as well as about $50k directly in income tax
my state made a very large investment in my municipality's infrastructure, but i think it will be more than 5 years before my property appreciates in accordance with one year's worth of income tax, and otherwise i don't benefit from that (i am a 100km commuter and live far from downtown, where the municipal spending is centralized).
my workplace couldn't exist without society, and i'm a bad guy, so i consider it the price of being admitted to the machine (society)

and it gives me mixed feelings

 No.136295

>>136218
no thats stupid just like how >>136291 says its just giving the government an interest free loan, oh but if i owe money and i dont pay it immediately i have to get fucked by the irs



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I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
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>>126722
why not try the normal hole

 No.126725

>>126723
His mouth is taken by shawarma

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 No.136190

Brap

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>>136190
pretty much this



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 No.135441[Reply]

tell me a lesser known piece of lore from your paracosm
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 No.136096

>>136088
how did you achieve such a thing?

 No.136098

>>136096
bruh we are talking about worlds in our heads

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 No.136274

I have two pet trannies, I force them to cosplay as Renko and Maribel and have them fuck each other.

 No.136275

the meta is having two paracosms, one being an escapist fantasy and the one being serious intricately written world with rich lore



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 No.135076[Reply]

The salaries of European Union (EU) officials vary based on their roles, grades, and levels of experience. Here's an overview of the basic monthly salaries for different categories:

Administrators (AD Grades):

- Entry-level administrators typically start at grade AD 5, with a basic monthly salary of approximately €4,384.38.

- Senior administrators can reach up to grade AD 16, with salaries up to €17,054.40 per month.

Assistants (AST Grades):

- Assistants start at grade AST 1, with a basic monthly salary of about €2,675.40.

- Experienced assistants at grade AST 11 can earn up to €5,672.78 per month.

Contract Agents (Function Groups I-IV):
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 No.135108

I get PTSD when I'm reminded of old bant cause of how aids it was

 No.135122

>>135087
Some old attentionwhore

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>>135076
TL;DR last I checked EVROPIANϟ literally all either live in straw huts or oppressive unsightly grey comblocs. Everyone except Italians of course.

 No.136225

>>136201
We live in mudhuts

 No.136255

>>135076
that's cool, but can I see her boobs?



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 No.134623[Reply]

where is iramqi
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>>136148
>did you know that *bluh bluh bluh*?

 No.136236

sitting on my cock

 No.136240

>>136236
i need you

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>>136240
really??

 No.136246

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 No.136204[Reply]

real
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 No.136212

>>136211
Wheres ur flag

 No.136213

the Third Temple

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>>136212
Traded it for skittles

 No.136224

>>136216
love kogasad



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 No.126577[Reply]

Iramqi hasnt made a thread in 2+ plus days, I'm going to lose my mind
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 No.136187

iramq isnt real

 No.136219

Your posts are an order of magnitude better better when you arent tard gay simping some random middle eastern twink because owo programmer socks gay sex, he will never date you

 No.136220

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>>136219
stop demoralising the blud

 No.136221

>>136220
keep ponyposting

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