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Just snapped at a coworker for owing me 10 bucks.
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>>189576
break her knees

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>>189576
Break his bussy

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>>189576
post-Soviet custom

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I thought you amerisharts are rich…

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>>189602
its the principal for most people
hence why i personally never really "lend" per say because i know im never getting it back
my family owes me over 9k collectively now
at least i can guilt them into buying me fast food a lot



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all jews
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BIIIRD BABY BIIIRD
DISCO INFERNO

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>>189619
She decided to try out cigars for a day and then switched back

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>>189622
The evil and intimidating eye of sauron that turns you black

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 No.189650[Reply]

When the American Civil War happened, Uranus was in meeperini. Guess where Uranus is right now.
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>>189652
i thought you didn't wear pants

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>>189650
This shit looks like it's a fake written by a soyboy. like it's from borderlands.

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I like danganronpa.
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Hundred Line has the best cast of girls of any Kodakaslop

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It was all a simulation

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/hood/ - shit i really care about
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>>165175
>>171484
go back to black tiktok, normie

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Morrocco my buddy just sent me this…whats going on brotha…

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>>134268
artery



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 No.182306[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

hello i made whalejak.party mc server 169.150.134.103:25565 go play it
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>>189638
This isnt momiji flag

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>>189638
Kill yourself.

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>>189638
Love yourself

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the server was timing me out before and i thought it was just an account issue but it happened to both my accounts on both my computers. it seems to have stopped but im still gonna need to something about it. also im gonna keep the server meet ups to friday and sunday for now. i dont think the server is crashing its running fine its just that the client cant handle all the shit because 1.7 modded can be a mess. so ive turned down the simulation distance

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>>189638
>>189651
Love one another



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 No.181774[Reply]

Drinking alcohol that tastes like shit doesn't make you cool or manly.
Real men are man enough to have the courage to drink what tastes good, even in the face of overwhelming social pressure.
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>>189263
I might try to boof wine this week

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60abv absinthe > any 40abvslop

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>>181774
liquor tastes good as fuck youre just a pussy. i like that warmth in my throat, the subtle creamy richness lathering my tounge. sooooo goood.
Other good mouthfeels:
The tingling in your toung from spicy sauce. Brooding over the subtle tastes that it adds to the food itself.
When you bite your lip/inside of your cheeks and taste the metallic blood, the texture of the damaged organic matter so smooth and slimy. Feels really good. Blood in general tastes good.
Chewing and sucking on plastic/hair/wood. I swear chewing on wood popsicle sticks, making it all moist with saliva and then SUCKING all of that wood flavored water back up was MORE orgasmic than eating the popsicle itself.

 No.189679

>>181775
Get a hobby like instuments, crossdressing, knitting, drawing etc.
If you don't, in retirement you end up as a miserable, bored boomer who does nothing all day but scream at kids in his lawn going to HOA meetings and making the lives of everyone around you as miserable as your own waiting to die

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>>189679
"or did you think it was a water fountain HAHAHAHAHAHA…. I did!"
Classic Dale



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 No.189608[Reply]

hop in my dude
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 No.189644

>hop in the fagbag

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>blue archive
diddy ahh nigger..

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>>189647
the vast majority of the playable characters in whale archive are legal, sorry hater

 No.189658

nah im good

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>>189654
the vast majority of the playable characters in whale archive are legal*, sorry hater

* = according to Angolan law



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 No.180817[Reply]

Astrology memes general
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 No.183348

humans got too cocky doe, we aliens from other systems think that we can wipe the Earth out in one laser beam strike

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I don't say these too much

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 No.189585[Reply]

Hypothetically if you were to force a parent at gunpoint to choose which one of their children gets shot, one might feel inclined to shoot the child the parent didn't choose in order to maximize evil, but that аlienates the pаrеnt from their choice which might make them feel absolved from some of the guilty, so it's actually more evil to just shoot the one they choose.

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>>189585
you already made this thread

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>>189586
missed this one



 No.189507[Reply]

*creates only one good song*
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Please listen to real music.

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>>189577
>They Plan To Raise $150K To Purchase And Destroy The Doll
>Purchase



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Timmycel site
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Timmy is a pidor

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>>189368
timmy is a natural though

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Bharat

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>>189345
tyrone raped by timmy at 7 years old



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 No.122527[Reply]

I should learn Chinese. Maybe this will be a Chinese thread.
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>>156426
you can imagine "-ng" and the rest as fictional suffixes, what does what is up to you to decide
and the "xi" for instance as well as "qu" "qi" etc. as the meaningful root
what meaning to assign to this root is up to you
"xi" is like Xi Jinping or you can take a similar sounding word from English like "see" or "sh*t" and establish an association (the last two can be assigned with "si" or "shi" respectively doe)

in my case "-ng" is like "'s"
xi = Xi Jinping <-> xing = Xi Jinping's
for 行 I choose the meaning "travel", two columns of the representatives, which is eastern and honoralbe (they are carrying the tribute), are heading toward Beijing following XI'S ORDER OR XING, as for the tone it's a question XÍNG (rising) like HIS HIGHER ORDER? WE'RE HITTING THE ROAD IMMEDIATELY
prior knowledge of hanzi is necessary doe

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>>189557
the thing is 行 "profession; industry; trade; business" has also háng as its reading
han = Han Chinese <-> hang (han + ng) = of the Han
two columns of the government officials are doing business orderly in Beijing in obedience with the order of the Emperor of Han or for interests of the Han nation. HÁNG (rising) FOR THE HAN / EMPEROR? IT'S IMPORTANT, GET TO WORK IMMEDIATELY

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hang can be connected to "hang" doe or whatever other similar sounding thing you have an idea about, it's completely optional

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Cantonese



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kill whitey
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Kill

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>>189543
Wow this should be on gyate booru if you've heard of it

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>>189543
Damn mado looks like that?

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 No.188594[Reply]

Ban everyone who says that this site is not good.
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>>189215
i think you are obsessed

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>>189215
you lack conviction

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test

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>>189131
I SVBMIT

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>>189131
Would you wear a touhou cosplay?



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