1. Original content and content morons.Original content attracts unwanted elements to the sloppy john. Original content seems to say, "Come join us, it's not boring here. Come on in. It's fun here. They FORGE CALTENT here. We have ORIGINAL CALTENT here. We FORGED IT ourselves. We have a "CALTENT FORGE." Unwanted elements flock to original content like flies to shit. A prime example of original content that has harmed the sloppy johns is the visual novel "Endless Summer." As is well known, this novel is original content for the sloppy johns. It became popular among users of the social network "VKontakte," who began flooding the sloppy johns by the THOUSANDS, TENS OF THOUSANDS, after playing it.
A content moron is someone who either creates content or demands that everyone else create content. Content moron are often assholes. Assholes love original content.
2. Faggotted suckers.Faggotted suckers are suckers who were booted from Sosach. When a sucker is booted from Sosach, they come to the small shit and declare a holy war against Sosach. The sucker tries to reduce every thread to a discussion of Sosach. "Have you heard of Sosach?" asks the sucker. "I was booted from there!" "They don't forge content on Sosach!" "I declare a holy war on Sosach!"—these are the kinds of phrases you might hear from a faggotted sucker. But even when booted, a sucker remains a sucker. They bring their sucker-like habits to the small shit. A sucker posts pictures of crabby yellow pancakes, a sucker writes words like "burst," "burgurt," "sew up," a sucker pees on a face and pees in a mouth, a sucker demands an explanation, a sucker inserts a swear word every three words. No faggot from any other toilet has ever clogged the toilets like the faggot-obsessed suckers.
3. Politicians.Politicalians take a dump. The stench of political officers' shit is so strong that it repels even seasoned poopers who have been shitting in toilets for decades. As a result, the toilet chosen as the site of the political officers' poop quickly loses all visitors and becomes covered in political officers' threads. A random visitor comes in, sees it's covered in political officers' shit, exclaims, "Ugh! You've got shit all over this place!" and leaves.
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