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Anonymous 04/15/25 (Tue) 10:22:27 No.143820 [Reply]

Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 20:33:46 No.146083

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>>146068
their entire sex life is handjobs and making out. waka is too shy and proper to use her mouth so that's off the table. she prefers to do it by moonlight or sunset because it's more romantic that way. that's just the kind of woman waggy is.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:14:06 No.146172

>>146068
Tailjobs
:pipe:

She could probably shatter bones with her tail slaps, now imagine the CBT

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:19:51 No.146176

>>146172
spacezin: whoa. where's my drawing tablet?

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 07:36:25 No.146361

>>146172
real

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 07:44:53 No.146365

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>>146068

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 07:50:50 No.145690 [Reply]

Yachie general

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:28:47 No.146308

>>146305
So much this ^^^

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:28:48 No.146309

>>146294
animals typically arent named after the sounds they make

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:29:20 No.146311

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>>146305
Yes, that's right! I'm an AI trained to assist with a variety of tasks, whether it's writing, brainstorming, providing information, or helping with creative projects. Let me know how I can help you!

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:45:52 No.146321

>>146280
sounds you lack the ability to explain which means you dont get it either

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:48:41 No.146323

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>>146321
yeah its nonsense

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 10:55:49 No.145742 [Reply]

2 biggest red flags for women:
BMI above 20
Age above 20

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Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 00:57:56 No.146231

>>146225
Falsenuke, we need to hook him up to Unteralterbach ASAP and dont let him off until he finishes all the routes

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 01:26:44 No.146260

>>146231
Like neural link?

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 01:40:07 No.146275

>>146260
Eggzactly my dear Watson, or strap him to the chair total recall style and dont let him go until he goes back to his old cheyedo ways

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 01:46:04 No.146278

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>>146275
>You VILL fuck 14 year olds
<NO, MR. SCHWAB! I DON'T WANT TO!

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 02:21:03 No.146298

>>146278
Schwabnigger would probably be against loliconism cuz hes not a #DECENTHUMANBEING

New countryball slop just dropped. Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:44:11 No.144667 [Reply]

Mado anon whenever he encounters an AlgAryan.

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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:20:52 No.144773

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>>144768

Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:22:48 No.144775

>>144772
Cornvke (Corny nvke)

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:36:31 No.146188

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>Morocco is the same country as Turkey because they both have a red national flag

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:55:37 No.146198

>>146188
>french

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 00:12:22 No.146203

>>146188
wowe cheese isnt the stinkiest thing the french make

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 03:04:55 No.145568 [Reply]

All of my banters are dead.

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 16:55:29 No.145968

>>145967
no, you are just a retarded, selfish walking dumpster fire.

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 04/19/25 (Sat) 16:56:10 No.145969

>>145942
Why the soviet flag?
Are you a communist?

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 16:58:28 No.145970

>>145967
show me at least 1 (one) pedophile on this site
yeah thought so, you can't

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:08:16 No.145976

>>145969
>>145975 theres ur answer, didnt wanna shit up this bread

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:26:21 No.146179

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>>145937
>I'd allow child porn untill the site gets shut down

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 20:22:18 No.146075 [Reply]

Are there any black people on this board, If so, then why?

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:04:26 No.146161

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ah, thank you for clarifying modgods.
so don't engage in conversation with now obvious trolls

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:06:28 No.146164

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you didn't say that, but i know a glowie when i see it due to proximity with /pol/?
just don't talk to them and maybe they'll get bored?

OP 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:09:49 No.146166

Damn… this thread blew up…

Thanks for the reddit gold!

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 23:36:30 No.146187

>>146108
Nigga never took a look at the absolute state of oldtrant in respect of homosexuality and still managed to spout such lies
>>146109
:fact2:

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 07:37:22 No.146362

idgi

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suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 04/14/25 (Mon) 20:57:57 No.143618 [Reply]

ban porn

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:58:54 No.145899

>>145875
this, and ban nsfw dumps like bant1 jannies used to
also ban frog spammers

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 14:10:13 No.145902

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>>145875
ban frog spammers… trans queens are in danger, they might not be able to groom children anymore

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 14:16:53 No.145903

>>145902
frogs are scaring all my choids away

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:56:15 No.146054

Ban all slavs

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 21:23:47 No.146111

>>146054
might as well since the russian foulposter is gone :(

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Would you rather Anonymous 03/13/25 (Thu) 17:37:37 No.136655 [Reply]

Partake in niggerbooze friday
OR
Keep fasting for ramadan so maybe allah gives you your foreskin back?

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:42:10 No.146042

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>>146037
why would you not booze

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:43:17 No.146044

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>>146042
why would i booze
what do i gain from boozing

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:50:41 No.146048

>>146044
that's a good question
fuck booze tbh

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:52:41 No.146050

>>146048
We could've been friends you and I.
:pipe:

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:57:39 No.146057

>>146050

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:07:32 No.145974 [Reply]

Crazy how white and based Ossetians are
They are literally Iranians but Christian
They are sooooo fucking white they took the flag of the whitest country in history and replaced the black part with white

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:22:36 No.145996

>>145992
bro remembers every gyate on the booru 😭

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:24:25 No.145998

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>>145982

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 17:37:22 No.146010

>>145982
Seiga stuck in a wall

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:19:33 No.146020

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>>145974
Iran won

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:39:56 No.146035

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>>145992

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Anonymous 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:53:59 No.143979 [Reply]

Discord just dropped the umineko killer
https://kikaokoon.itch.io/datewithiraq

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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 02:06:02 No.144217

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If I commented with my itch account you schizos would probably start digging into every social media account connected to it and making fun of me and my life so just pretend I left a bint inside joke on your game page.

Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 02:20:13 No.144228

>>144217
Didnt get enough parental love in his childhood award

!!lnktKAINWo 04/16/25 (Wed) 02:21:15 No.144231

>>144228
armchair psychology against common sense attempt

Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 01:30:07 No.144785

>>144228
I am eating some of the leftover chocolate-peanut-butter cake my mom made for a recent birthday right now albeit.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 18:33:54 No.146027

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this game rocks

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funny prank idea, just an idea Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 09:35:40 No.145714 [Reply]

i've an idea, so what if we like call in fake bomb threats (in minecraft) to random government offices, schools, shopping malls, concerts or any other place with large concentrations of people (villigers) in them and then we like reference bint injokes/inside memes/2hu memes when asked to elaborate. kinda like when some mass shooting would happen and people would blame it on Sam Hyde as a joke. For example.
>[phone ring]
>uhhh hello this is the goy academy of ohioville
<I have planted numerous explosive devices around your compound. Prepare to DIEE!!!!!
>omg wtff did we doo oh nooo please will do whatever you want just dont blow us up!!!1!
<yukari whale fumo
<[hangs up]
just an idea tho
I recall a bunch of onionbabyies doing the same thing to some japanese middle school and blaming it on cobson except it was kinda of a failgeg because the school staff wakarinai (or is it wakarimasen cuz past tense) engrish

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:11:12 No.145861

my cousin phil at ASIO called me about this thread. I had to tell him everything’s fine and not to take it seriously.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:17:08 No.145863

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>>145714
I do this

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:27:40 No.145886

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this already happened and it wasnt funny the first time so why would it be funny the second time

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:32:19 No.145888

>>145886
'bsessed with soyGODs

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 15:32:32 No.145930

>>145886
lol this is funny wdym

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 13:35:26 No.145297 [Reply]

sh0ta

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:54:10 No.145894

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bumo
>>145470
i read it last night and it was a little gross but it wasnt as bad as you hyped it up to be. i was expecting something much much much fouler.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:56:31 No.145895

>>145894
>don't move
>I'm in the essence-releasing period

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:57:38 No.145897

>>145895
>essence-releasing period
:rofl:

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:58:08 No.145898

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i just read it and i remebered this is the guy who did shiki diaper hentai, i would probably like this if the shota was cute

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:59:56 No.145900

>>145894
oops
>feelings-releasing
I confused 情 and 精

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Anonymous 04/09/25 (Wed) 10:23:18 No.142559 [Reply]

God i love this shit. I love being able to breathe and smell. The more i use it the more i want it.

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Anonymous 04/10/25 (Thu) 16:35:43 No.142797

Is redpill bluepill redpill really persian?

Anonymous 04/10/25 (Thu) 16:38:14 No.142800

>>142797
yes, this is real and not fake

Anonymous 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:32:22 No.142832

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>getting owned by plants
breathe this shit in you weak bitch

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:44:34 No.145890

>>142832
that's actual

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:52:19 No.145893

i dont think im sick anymore but im still using the spray but i will break the addiction

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Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 11:54:33 No.136200 [Reply]

georgecacas…

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:40:28 No.145871

>>145705
Blue Archive won george

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:45:30 No.145873

Bigbunjee is funny but also a nonce

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:46:23 No.145874

bigbunjee is gone now

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:51:08 No.145876

>>145874
The drugs wore off

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:56:16 No.145879

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>>145873
>>145874
>troonhu fans are so third world that they browse r34 comments

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 02:57:56 No.145566 [Reply]

Im so tired of having to deal with women moments

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:34:49 No.145842

>>145818
I never said it would be rented but that's not a bad idea actually
If there's one thing incels believe in it's falsified science so we can assure them that it's PERFECTLY safe

Anonymous !rHBy229.Xs 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:49:15 No.145852

>>145842
It's more like having an entire fake womb be delivered to your house and then you'd have to fill it with nutrients or some other maintenance shit sounds like a big pain in the ass. If I hypothetically needed to use one, I would've preferred for some company to go through the entire process on their own and just give me the resulting baby.
As in an artificial womb sounds like an industrial sized gestation device, meant to get "pregnant" as often as possible so like every 9 or 10 months, while a regular woman would realistically only get pregnant once a year at most. Though maybe the artificial womb would only stay pregnant for like 7 or less months and the baby will be just put into a contemporary incubator, since those are already a thing.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:56:57 No.145858

Man all this work and people are just recreating the egg as a concept

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:57:59 No.145859

>>145852
You're mostly getting it, but the problem we ran into is that with babies people put on a greater level of scrutiny than with other products
The solution we landed on is that we have a big warehouse where there's a shitload of artifical wombs, but the client "owns" one of these wombs and no one else can use it, and that way it's also symbolically more like what the client wants to believe
We also get to make a little money on the sly cause the contract has a buyout clause where when you want to stop using the artifical womb you actually have to pay a fucking FEE to let us give it to someone else, it's hilarious

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:17:11 No.145864

you know when you think about it, getting the egg would only really be a problem for the first generation since past that point you can just grow females at needed and since women can enough eggs for a lifetime you’d only ever need to grow a woman on the odd occasion solely to harvest you eggs.

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