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 No.172536[Reply]

this dnb website needs more cows
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 No.173084

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>>172536
>this dnb website needs more cows
Bee the change you wanna see in the world OP.

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>>173085
ram ranch

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>>173085
What the FUCK

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 No.172417[Reply]

It's hot out so remember to stay hydrated bintoids. Also wear UV blocking cloths if your to lazy to put on sun screen especially on days with clear skies.
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 No.172420

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room temp water or ice cold water?

 No.172421

I will drink her liquids

 No.172422

>>172420
room temp for drinking as fast as possible
ice cold beer for sipping and enjoying but then quickly drinking the last 12 oz before it gets warm

 No.172455

important

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>>172420
>room temp water or ice cold water?
Whatever you prefer and or whatever is available.

>>172419
>Sun prot important
One could argue that we'd need less of that if our diets weren't so collectively shit but oh well. Something something about veggies having less nutrients or whatever because of pesticides/herbicides and most pork cattle being fed a diet of soybeans and HRT growth hormones makes us weaker to the sun or whatever.



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 No.60302[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

/incel/-internet celebrity general
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 No.171507

>YouTube recommendations keep shilling me this channel called Predictive history. The owner of this channel claims himself to be a Canadian professor who is living in Beijing for 25 years and teaches high-school students who speak fluent English an enormous of redpills about American society. His lectures range from saying that North Korea is the happiest country on earth to denying the holocaust.

 No.171629

This is beast

 No.173077

💎

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 No.173033[Reply]

me and iramqi
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>>173034
dw i gotchu

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>>173037
why did you save it

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 No.173060

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It was an obese guy fucking a skinny guy. Don't know why Commieji would lie like this.

 No.173062

>>173060
hes not that obese



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 No.165883[Reply]

Why are georgecel xisters like this?
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>>165905
Suicide
>>165910
>Having friends

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>>165905
say kokujin

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 No.172994

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Lol

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>>172994
oh georgedy…



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 No.172990[Reply]

Whale
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 No.173005

my top 10 moby dick quotes:

1:Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg’s arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of patchwork, full of odd little parti-coloured squares and triangles; and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan labyrinth of a figure, no two parts of which were of one precise shade—owing I suppose to his keeping his arm at sea unmethodically in sun and shade, his shirt sleeves irregularly rolled up at various times—this same arm of his, I say, looked for all the world like a strip of that same patchwork quilt. Indeed, partly lying on it as the arm did when I first awoke, I could hardly tell it from the quilt, they so blended their hues together; and it was only by the sense of weight and pressure that I could tell that Queequeg was hugging me.

2: Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale!

3: Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,—Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

 No.173012

>>173005
Nobody will read this.

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>>173005
Holy fu this is just like Ishmael from limbus company

 No.173015

>>173013
did he got BLACKED too like in the book?

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 No.168708[Reply]

touhou moer like poohpoou

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 No.169928

frog gang

 No.173025

geggg



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 No.140093[Reply]

Anyone else feel like humans are slowly getting domesticated
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 No.156042

frup

 No.156043

niggerfrog DOWN, RAPED and KILLED

 No.166230

fruppp

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fruo

 No.173023

frupvote



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 No.166661[Reply]

>tfw im not getting drafted because im too fat
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 No.166709

>>166667
Get drafted and then frag your CO at 3 am

 No.166719

to do be like dat sometimes

 No.167276

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>>166661
TFW a state mandated diet is implemented in Bongistan toward all obese folk and small victory gardens are outlawed leaving only big state sanctioned corpo farms in operation.

 No.169931

frupvote

 No.173022

frogg



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 No.167364[Reply]

Otaku culture is just whatever awesome shit air and fire signs are coming up with
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>>167369
das Arieses doe

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>>167404
aries is hot and domineering
hot and evil is scorpio i think

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 No.169930

frupp

 No.173021

frup



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 No.168508[Reply]

Who else is neurotypical here?
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 No.168550

me

 No.168574

>>168508
Only memeboy

 No.168606

>>168574
He gets it

 No.169929

friday

 No.173020

frub



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 No.167467[Reply]

>Poland, 2026: $58,250 >Spain, 2026: $58,150 Polish GDP per capita, adjusted to the CoL will surpass the Spanish one next year according to the IMF At the same time, Poland will have reached additional records: 80% of Germany's standard of living, and 65% of America's level. Back in 2019, Poland was at 60% of Germany's and 55% of America's
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>>167795
I will buy a bint mansion but the twist is no one except me is allowed and I'll just post pics of it here

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>>167931
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>173016
Gdp per capita is a meme. Alabama has one higher than any eu cunt.



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 No.172864[Reply]

wich one r u
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 No.172960

none they are all silly
>>172949
cute

 No.172961

I am from ancient greece

 No.172969

>>172949
sorry for not being up to date with hello kitty memes

 No.173014

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im a straigh up killah

 No.173039

innocent



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 No.143583[Reply]

Take a loan. Start a business that caters to women. Women are the biggest consumers and their simp boyfriends will pay for it.

There I just gave you the secret to making ez money
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 No.164284

>>154489
I sold a third at $1.6, I might swing back if it dumps to $1.35 tho

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 No.170282

Holy shit coinmarketcap got hacked don't connect your wallet to that shit lol

 No.173001

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Why didn't he make it? 👀

 No.173011

>>163315
NOBODY was forcing him to say that shit.



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 No.154654[Reply]

post cute cats
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 No.171253

>>169361
ummmm….dont tell me its what it think it is

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>>171253
Gintama desu

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Irmaqi when the gender dysphoria kicks in

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