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 No.162676[Reply]

I want KFC
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 No.163653

>>162874
Cfa is 1000000x more overrated and overpriced and theres always damned high schoolers crowding it

 No.163655

>>163503
missed

 No.163677

>>163655
it was Mc Donald's AI generated ads with real life futas masturbating and cumming on burgers and throwing lewd phrases or something like that

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 No.163685

>>163677
this sounds awesome, curse you ac for deleting it



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 No.163524[Reply]

hoes mad
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 No.163545

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I unironically prefer cob and soishit over froggots desu.

 No.163602

>>163545
it's because cob has rich culture while frogs are associated with newfag normie boards on 4chan like /pol/ /tv/ or /biz/

 No.163617

its so ugly.

 No.163647

>>163531
cobson got sentenced to a day in the hwa bag 😢 his bunkmate? futa yachie gyate

 No.163672

>>163545
I say this
>>163647
I get it



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 No.153053[Reply]

day 1 of uncontested futaryan victory
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 No.153058

hmm

 No.163512

up

 No.163513

>>163512
He gave up albeit

 No.163520

I guess it was contested after all

 No.163547

Epic win



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>>163506
>2 hours
nah dawg

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 No.163510

hinæ

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 No.160837[Reply]

every weekday i wake up screaming "I DONT WANNA WAGE I WANT TO SNOOZE" for 30 minutes before heading out to the cagie
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 No.162332

i saw a show called black jesus and theyre all bums who dont work and smoke weed all day. just do what they do

 No.163087

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work sucks so much being a good worker only saddles you with more work

 No.163268

>>163087
and when you figure that out and only do what youre contractually obligated to boomerjews call it "quiet quitting"

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>>163523
Jesus Christ told me to always give respect and take care of my boss



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 No.162748[Reply]

while you are browsing bant at 12 am, you notice that there is a spam, like, nothing unusual, right? but what got your attention was not the spam itself, was its frequency, it happens exactly in 12 am, 9 pm, and 6 pm, according to bant timezones, all these are ordered to happen at 12 am for each poster
the content of the spam was usual, touhou characters and frogs…but are they antagonizing eachother? they both seemed..organic..and they were all posted by americans with no other flags, they were all samples, and when time passes..they start looking more and more AIish, heres the drill, SSP makea a thread saying they are NOT AI at all after checking on some tools, the pictures look more and more deformed..suddenly..they all stopped..
then..for like 3 weeks they started getting bumped…AC cant do anything, as people were trying to communicate with him to not avail..and all your posts are autosaged/saging, so you cannot counter anything
suddenly, on friday, at 10:30 pm, the closest time at which each banter is at/near to 12 am, the catalogue forms what looks like a seal, and a strange noise comes from the board, you fall asleep, and wake up to this!
>hello there fellow binter! my ritual worked ! i took you all to gensokyo!!
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 No.163147

>>163143
kill yourself tranny

 No.163150

>>163147
NOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.163419

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>while you are browsing bant at 12 am, you notice that there is a spam, like, nothing unusual, right? but what got your attention was not the spam itself, was its frequency, it happens exactly in 12 am, 9 pm, and 6 pm, according to bant timezones, all these are ordered to happen at 12 am for each poster

 No.163436

>>163147
Hes hurting her :(

 No.163502

>Hes hurting her :(



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 No.163433[Reply]

Skipped work because I wanted to play shit on my new PC
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 No.163492

>>163487
>>163488
I used to do this too

 No.163493

>>163488
>>163492
Name ur favorite tram type then

 No.163494

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014…….

 No.163497

>>163493
no I just skipped sчool

 No.163500

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>>163493
I'd skip, stay at home, listen to music, and dream doe



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 No.7841[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

FAGku bros???? GAYgeta bros??? what the FUCK is this????
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 No.163208

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Yo this is my cat fr

 No.163232

why are dbs posters so unfunny

 No.163449

>>163232
Because dragon ball is dead

 No.163466

>>163232
We have toxoplasmosis

 No.163481

>>9196
truke



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 No.163338[Reply]

stonetoss just declared a war on touhou
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 No.163420

>>163417
Hes aryan shemmycuck

 No.163422

the baton of aryanness will be passed to Latinx, God willing

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 No.163412[Reply]

bant culture nigga

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 No.163414

une pipe



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 No.163379[Reply]

>男の娘
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sentenced to one hour in the fagbag

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 No.152890[Reply]

We need to end dogma and capitalism
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 No.163364

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 No.163372

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fiscal socialism is cringe because getting money and power and surviving is easy
social socialism is the correct policy because making friends is impossible

 No.163374

>>163372
>Not taking the para socialism pill and spending 1000s of dollars to your favourite streamer

 No.163380

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>>163374
i just find streams of all kinds completely boring except when my lawyer is streaming to 10 people about new workings of government. highlights of pro gamers can be really cool though
talking to ai is more socially fulfilling to me than streams

but the point of my comment is that fiscal fulfillment is orthogonal to social fulfillment, and i think its very easy to argue that in modernity social fulfillment is much less obtainable than fiscal fulfillment

 No.163381

>>163380
for now until Always Indians take over everything



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 No.153310[Reply]

Last rizzday night, yeah we rizzed up all the gyatts
And we griddied on the opps, think we streamed but I got doxxed
Last rizzday night, yeah we readied up our squads
And ate Feastable bars, IShowSpeed jumped over cars
Last rizzday night, we went streaming with John Pork
Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk, then we canceled Eminem
Last rizzday night, I got plus ten thousand aura
Kai Cenat, we're gonna rizz in Ohio

 No.153336

Cool

 No.153541

>>153336
you saged it accidentally

 No.163363

frub



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 No.163028[Reply]

how come my transfem feet are purple

 No.163031

You can NOT say that and not post a picture

 No.163076

How come a pepetranny's thread is not dogshit? Oh wait, yes it is.

 No.163361

>>163031
theyre not purple anymore



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 No.152790[Reply]

Somebody's watching me, its my anxiety
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 No.152905

this song sucks dick

 No.152908

>>152790
its not 2016 anymore

 No.152912

>>152905
negative nancy over here hating on EVERYTHING today

 No.152918

>>152912
nah, everyone shares my opinion on that

 No.163359

frog



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