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Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
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>>131971
I figured out what part was considered 'spam'. Thankfully it was just a short paragraph and not the bulk of my text.
Apparently 4Chüd /k/ Jannies are so butthurt about J-20 and F-35 shitposting that they just assume your automatically a troll if you discuss those in the 'wrong context'. Something like that anyway. As if I actually know shit about aviation, like nigga we fairies flay around with magic wings and sheeit.

>>131978
>>132065
Where did you get these photo's of me? 😟😟😟
This is what I get for trusting 'secure cloud storage' I guess.

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>>132065
OP looks like this and shes about to examine my WMD 😉

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>>132358
does that make saddam hussein your prostate in this analogy

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>>132358
I own the nuclear code though



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Post vtubers and vtuber accessories.
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>>132346
If thats her when she was younger shes probably completely bald by now

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>>132377
Some people post this girl and say it's her as well (might be the same girl).

I think she struggles with mental illness so the baldness could be due to pulling her hair out (although she's never said she does that before AFAIK.) If that was the case then the baldness would be reversible. She's also said that her hair would get all knotted up because she didn't comb it. Which is a point against being bald.

I don't really care what pippa looks like very much so I haven't looked into her dox. Why would I care what a vtuber looks like in real life? I watch them because I find them funny, interesting, or relatable and like their anime avatars, that's all I need for entertainment. She's probably not good looking because she doesn't think anyone had a crush on her in high school, she's missing 3 of her teeth, somebody thought she was homeless while walking her dog, her hands and feet have a weird shape, she got bullied a lot (If you are super hot you're less likely to get bullied, and probably won't be bullied a lot, it can still happen but it's a lot less common), and probably some other stuff that I'm forgetting.

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>>132346
Aparently it's a faildox. It comes from https://www.instagram.com/polina_bogatisheva/

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>>132387
>>132388
That bitch is 100% ugly thats why shes a vtumor and not a regular twith whore

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Me sucking a daddy's cock because I want him to buy me skittles
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>Skittles

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STOP IGNORING ME IN YOUR DEAD THREAD I NECRO BUMPED OUT OF BOREDOM!

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>>126608
^Functional member of society and probably the least insanae bantoid here.

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>>126608
Wagecuck



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 No.123624[Reply]

A space for us neurotypicals to discuss life away from being incel losers
Topics of discussion
>How was ur first kiss
>Whats the craziest thing youve done when you were out w/ ur friends
>funniest date story
>weirdest encounters with autist
>favorite shonen anime
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>>128263
ur into men, therefore inceldom is impossible

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>>128258
big if true

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>>123624
>How was ur first kiss
i forgot. kissed in middle school and i was super into frenching but she wasnt lol
>Whats the craziest thing youve done when you were out w/ ur friends
donuts in parking lot which broke my tire and i had to put on the tiny spare. or one time we all were in a sporting goods store and fucked around throwing balls and hitting them with bats and shit while trying to not get kicked out. i remember we dropped a bowling ball or something else from the second story lmao
>funniest date story
went on a date with an autistic girl who i avoided her advances and when i drove her home she was all cringe and sad
>weirdest encounters with autist
in high school there was a sperg who wore a dog collar and would constantly make up stories about hosting raves in warehouses. one time he was dangling from the second story of the building for attention and i wish he fell down tbh
>favorite shonen anime
yu yu hakusho

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>>132360
You can be vulnerable with women just dont be vulnerable with the women your fucking. Its really that simple



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07th expansion thread
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>>132175
why did I make this post

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>>132176
Noticed any estrogen in your water supply lately? 👀

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>>132177
my estrogen levels have to be increased because of all the booze

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>>132165
Hop off

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>>132140
such a massive win😍



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>>131499
the untapped side hustle rn is making twitterbux by farming engameeperent off moeblobs
https://x.com/Divineblackarot/status/1891124843417829800

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>>131500
>harupiss rendered irrelevant
Another win for the 'nob and tasteful patricians

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>>131500
<Nah ive also watched og db and hajime no ippo lol

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>>47439
>>Skynet would be a better death
Death by AIslop is unironically a possibility now.

>OpenAI will offer its tech to US national labs for nuclear weapons research==

>OpenAI says it plans to let U.S. National Laboratories, the Department of Energy’s network of R&D labs, use its AI models for nuclear weapons security and other scientific projects.
https://archive.ph/qu4IO

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 No.132328[Reply]

Gonzalo Lira was killed by the Ukrainian army
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>>132328
>Gonzalo Lira was killed by the Ukrainian army
Yes, a fate that could have been avoided had he any common sense whatsoever but his normalcy bias prevented him from seeing the actual real war over the horizon and even when the war came and he was absolutely proven wrong his response to mortars and rockets flying over his head wasn't to get the fuck out of dodge and cross into Poland Belarus Romania/Moldova/Transnistria or sail on down to Bulgaria or Turkey, oh no his response was to then proceed to shit talk Ukrainian grunts and Azov Battalion trans queens dying on the front lines and regardless of what you think about them (I know I have plenty of opinions personally) no one is surprised in the slightest that an IRL streamer got his shit wrecked, really makes Johny Somali's punishment look like a slap on the wrist in comparison.

Me personally I don't believe Gonzalo deserved to die, a simple tard beating and deportation would have sufficed and in retrospect that would have been better for the Ukrainians too as he wouldn't end up becoming a Martyr to his fans.
Non the less it's a great example of 'Fuck around and find out'. There's a reason why I personally don't plan on ever going to China Saudi Arabia Venezuela Myanmar Pakistan or Israel for example, I actually value my life and know that even my most milk toast opinions would get me killed if I failed to hide my autismo power level.

>>132334
Let's continue to discuss IRL streamers like Lira for no good reason what so ever.

>>132338
>I don't support either sides of the slavoid war.
Same, this whole war could have been avoided had N.A.T.O. and the Eurasian Union had both been willing to make meaningful concessions rather than try to out glownigger each other for the sake of having militarized buffer zones.
Also lithium mines, a good chunk of this war is "secretly" over mineral dominance.

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>>132354
Wow, a 12 line post, as always reading your posts has offered me a balanced opinion on the matter. Thank you Mario 1911 gun American.


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>>132356
>as always reading your post has offered me a balance opin-GLK GLK GLK GLK

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>>132354
I agree completely btw



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 No.132042[Reply]

wouldnt it be like so totally awkward if you were having sex with sekibanki and her head slid off her shoulders and rolled across the room like a bowling ball
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>>132248
generate touhou women showing their wrinkly soles

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this whole thread is one big epic fail. i just wanted a tasteful sekibanki art thread, why are futards like this?

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>>132254
Hi Eirin owo

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>>132263
Sekibanki sucks. She is worst of her yoki crue, worst of the DDC cast. Her only appeal is having red hair which is super sex. That's it.

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Wanna have a wholesome thread? Go to /jp/. This is a /lgbt/ site. We love juicy cocks around here.



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Happy 33rd birthday to the greatest character in fiction, the "GOAT".
Sonic the Hedgehog.
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im not gonna make it

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>Mephiles, now in the past, realizing he can just go into the local grocery store and buy an onion or two

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Circumcision

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 No.132299[Reply]

Yep. Another blowout win for the best team in the league. Celtics own you.

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 No.132306

Live Massachusite god

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i dont care about niggerball

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>>132302
What does this have to do with the pistons being dogshit



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Funny images are the medicine to our ailments.
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I used to draw shit like this because retarded parents had zero shit control over things I would watch on TV. 18+ rate wasnt even a joke, it was something you don't even notice. Not a shocker I'm retarded.

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>>130750
When I was little I got in trouble for writing a plan to kill Satan and then drawing myself doing each of the steps

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>>130750
i read it as patients first and was confu;sed about the hospital situation.

 No.131988

>Student Transfer is a visual novel telling the story of John Davis, a rather normal boy whose regular life in San Fransokyo
Errm…. Ex squeeze me sauce?

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Footfaggots be like: yay feet yummers wanna suck on dey toes
Dey toes:



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 No.9047[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Post silly memes that actually yield a chuckle or smile. And ARE NOT UNFUNNY TOUHOU RELATED GARBAGE!!!
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>>131344
I think it's more likely that they're very self conscious of their body image and can't fathom doing that to themselves

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>>131339
me talking with yuyuko



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 No.131281[Reply]

why does this happen?
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>>132289
>>132267
whats going in the manosphere

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>>132291
After you deal with women you become more enlightened. You start to despise them. The more enlightened you are the more you want to suck dick because you realize that there is no such thing like seen and it would feel pretty funky to suckle a little bit on the tip of the penis of some guy or nuenis in this regard. Nue is alright because she's not really a woman. Not a human or even a youkai. Just a babygirl with a massive silencer for manchildren.

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>>132294
>The more enlightened you are the more you want to suck dick

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The proof for my ridiculous point is ancient Greece and every nerd (futafaggot by definition)

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>>132296
Or maybe you're just a homosexual?



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 No.2005[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

If we use science to create a guy with Jeremy Meeks' lower half and Sylvester Stallone's upper half he will be able to end incel culture and make them NTs
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>>128783
Kaguya here, darling. I must say, I've never quite understood the fascination with 'PSL'. Eternity has taught me that true beauty lies not merely in one's appearance, but in their spirit and actions. Take Mokou, for instance - she may be a brute, but her fiery determination is undeniably alluring in its own way. As for me? Well, I suppose my immortality has made me rather picky about such things. But if you insist on labeling it, I'd say my 'PSL' is… *effortlessly* divine. Now do tell, what brings you to our little corner of Gensokyo?

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Modern women are cuddlefish

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>>132164
move along food analogy, animal analogy is here

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>>132171
This be cishet as hell yo

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>>132164
Who gets to pass on his genes though…



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 No.132146[Reply]

zundamon getting vaccinated !!!
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>>132220
@swinny dox rape and kill him for disrespecting soyGODs o algo

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>>132209
Wait a minute…..

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>>132236
>soyGODs

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>>132203
On December 31. 2023 a soybooru user that goes by the name Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan uploaded a soyjak depicting an infamous booru user called Satoko_Houjou_fan as an obese shitskin that wears a Mexican flag.
After that the variant caught on and many edits were made, including this one by ToonSoy which is where the subvariant "mexiaryan" comes from, however the actual subvariant looks slighty diffrent from the one made by ToonSoy. The mexiaryan subvariant is mostly used to ironically depict non-white countries as muscular white men but sometimes it's used to depict white countries as white too. Now that we understand the origin of the variant we can finally explain the meaning of the warrior-z slopjak. Warrior-Z is an another infamous booru user that's mostly known for being muslim debating people about religion.
Warrior-Z is often refered to as a pajeet, commie, mudslime, shitskin, tranny and more. Although these terms are insults the Warrior-z chadjak embraces these terms and depicts him as a muscular stinky shitskin tranny pajeet commie.


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>>132220
wisdom



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