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 No.137571[Reply]

"Futanari: A Blasphemous Perversion of the Divine Order"

Since the dawn of time, man and woman have existed in harmony, their roles distinct yet complementary. The woman, bearer of life, is gifted with a sacred passage—a vessel for creation. Yet in this age of decadence, there are those who would defile this order, twisting the pure into the grotesque. Thus, we witness the abomination of futanari.

What is this, if not a mockery of nature itself? The life-giving vessel is corrupted, replaced with something alien, something unnatural. It is akin to a tree bearing meat instead of fruit, a river flowing in defiance of gravity—absurd, chaotic, and wrong. This is not progress but perversion, a rebellion against the very foundation of existence.

Why do some embrace this madness? Because humanity has always sought to taint what is good, mistaking corruption for freedom. But disorder is not liberation—it is the abyss, where all meaning dissolves. To abandon the natural order is to descend into chaos, rejecting the sacred truths that have guided civilization for millennia.

One must choose: order or disorder, nature or aberration, the sacred or the profane. The world has endured because it stands upon an unshakable foundation. And no matter how far one strays, ==The natural order will prevail.==
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 No.138257

>>137777
quantum gay

 No.145248

Today I will remind them

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>>137590
How can I steal this man's shirt and wallet
I think knocking him out will be easy I just need to find him that's the hard part

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fvta website

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 No.142654[Reply]

SOMEONE play Golden Fantasia with me PLEASE
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 No.142858

Thank you for matches!

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made this truke a bit back

 No.143270

I don't understand this tier list and this template for tier lists

 No.143277

>>143270
It's concerning the penises of the user. More honest = more easily aroused, more bald = less hair
I thought this was obvious

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cool picture



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 No.145125[Reply]

Now that 4chan is gone I've become a redditor.
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>>145258
Of course I do, the cock that will end up in ur ass is mine

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>>145259
ate you trying to erp with me? I’m in my skin tight spiderman costume and it’s not really the best thing for the job.

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>>145209

>>145242
the sign only has a rainbow so I don't think LBT people are included, only gays are an accepted form of currency

>>145261
proof?

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>>145259
why? are you a spidermane enjoyer as well?

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 No.144545[Reply]

the proliferation of irony and it's consequences have been an unmitigated disaster for humor culture from the late 20teens on.
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 No.145253

Teh interwebz should be ACKed

 No.145255

>>144913
absolute irony cold retorts and hot fagotry
(sang to the tune of cool and unissued punishment by nofx)

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>I'm worried about a possible third world war



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 No.144998[Reply]

/bant/ fact: The Catholic Church is the Church founded by Jesus Christ on his Disciple Simon the Rock in 33AD

 No.145041

every thread deserves a reply

 No.145192

Vp Christ

 No.145227

FACT
>>144998
FACTEST
>>145041

 No.145232

turns out
im jesus christ son of gox
crazy

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 No.144980[Reply]

unban Ivan, gallina

 No.145042

every thread deserves a reply or something

 No.145055

free muh russhitter bro

 No.145059

only the last bit was funny

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He found enlightenment and moved on, picrelated is him, i took a picture from a nearby window

 No.145223

>>145221
for real



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 No.132103[Reply]

post ALL the cute images
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 No.144931

>>144926
Considering that's a boyhou I would say deep tissue massages, maybe martial arts classes.

 No.144936

>>144931
Boyhus are way more aryan than shitas confirmed

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 No.144069[Reply]

this website is dogshit
fuck touhou
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>perms

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 No.145203

>>145202
quality

 No.145215

https://youtu.be/Ufmu1WD2TSk?si=8O23m5UNiIsTr5Gd

The science has spoken, jowari da hangoko-jins

 No.145217

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Blue Archive Fart Chart Song | แรงหวัดธรรม โอไมโกโตะ



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 No.144676[Reply]

will the clover take revenge on the soybean?
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 No.145090

>>145083
the glowies no longer have /pol/ to lurk and influence mentally unstable 18-24 year olds into extremism.
there are worse things/migrants that can happen to it.

 No.145119

>>145083
this is unironically a warning
listing your site at the end of the raid unironically probably put every glowing agent into rapeson mode and they're still getting paid by the hour.
producing one's own demise through unforseen censequences, Pandora's box is open now.
good job.

 No.145120

>>145083
GEEEEEEEEEG we shartykings would never use your shitty website

 No.145122

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2 to every actual poster the glowniggers of /pol/ are no longer restrained to the hell of trying to divide the braindaged users of /pol/ anymore.
it's actually the end of the internet in ernest.

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 No.144981[Reply]

hecatiaballs
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 No.145099

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>uhhh let's pig funny things, that will attract the vtuber audience and I will get rich from ads

 No.145101

>>145099
i say this

 No.145110

I want to worship, suck and kiss Hecatia's balls.

 No.145193

>>144981
I din miss it



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 No.138363[Reply]

post chubby girls
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 No.138488

>>138363
>Chubby girls
>300 pounders
Bro these girls are not chubby they're fucking morbidly obese

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 No.145155

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Back to bbwchan, nigga
We're somehow one of the only groups with a dedicated altchan geg

 No.145190

>>138487
American 2hus are /bant/ heritage



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 No.69396[Reply]

>Uhhh… When you think about it… this place is called the Scarlet Devil Mansion, right?
<Yes?… (Is she dumb?)
>Well… The only scarlet devil around here is me! So, maybe you should quit bossing me around! In fact, I should be the one who -
*bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk* (Patchouli Knowledge magic)
<Now, will the "Scarlet Devil" start organising the new arrivals in the library, like I told her to half an hour ago?
>… Yes, mistress Patchouli…
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 No.145185

>>69396
LOL! what a funny meme! LOL!

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 No.60302[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

/incel/-internet celebrity general
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 No.144954


it's up

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>>144546
He's gone full leftist cuck

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>>144959
>hasan
i hate this nigga so much

 No.145015

>>145001
There was a safe sleazy pretty boy who unironically quoted Hasan in a presentation at my college 😬

 No.145169

>>144546
unc still got it 🙏🔥🔥



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 No.145137[Reply]

FutaKING thread
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 No.145186

Lole it's autosaged

 No.145188

AC does not want you to know about thread shadow banning
Soon bant will be the next 4chan (but only in janny culture, pph will decline)

 No.145197

test

 No.145200

>>145188
I'm the one who shadow banned this thread, sorry it had to be done.

 No.145341

>not a single pink pet bottle
shameful, this thread is a failure



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 No.55017[Reply]

Post anything fate related lol.
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>>141363
You just lost 12 hair follicles for posting this dawg. Hope it was worth it.

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>>145103
Those are real photos and this actually happened btw



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