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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.268779[Reply]

Nigel: a very loving and majestic cat
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>>268982
Jun wasn't present in that room

 No.268985

>>268982
I was thinking of the drafonslayer like righr before andi if i metioned it here there eould be ds2 bad lazt reusied boss comments for 100 year, and this was like 3 minutes ago

 No.268991

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>>268985
Also the level 1 ignroing is just for show ans ur pushing it, its justna warning, pedo momiji got an instant level 7 ignore status and omen got a max level one, you keep grttinf warnings

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 No.249975[Reply]

Finna start reading Camp of the saints (certified bantculture culture), whats in it for me
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>>268449
He's a funny looking fella, but gravity's rainbow is pretty kino so far excluding all the s*x scenes desu. For some reason he really is obsessed with poop and african gentlemen doe.

 No.268593

reading takes 2 long

 No.269020

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I'm reading a history book about the english buccaneers rn

 No.269028

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>Morgan, now aged thirty, appreciated that his star was in the ascendant

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>Negresses had to dance, and striptease was the order of the day. White women would be seduced on tables or on the floor; and there was jungle laughter as Negresses hit the men in the face with their breasts and flaunted their buttocks. When the buccaneers tired of Negresses, white harlots would descend in scores and the rate of copulation was exceeded only by the intake of raw rum. The ships’ crews would not, of course, have bothered to wash or change ahead of their revel, and their cotton trousers were often still covered in Spanish blood; the stink was unbearable — like being in a cage filled with skunks. No one left the tavern during the traditional week of orgies: the men would sleep on the floor when alcoholic remorse eventually overcame them, only to waken again and drink until the alcohol took effect once more. When such an orgy had gone on for long enough within the tavern, Morgan would give instructions for casks of rum and Madeira wine to be rolled into the street. There in the tropical night and by the light of flaming torches the pirates would continue with their previous activities, which also included gambling on a fantastic scale, fistfuls of reales and golden doubloons representing the chips. No wonder the buccaneers needed a great number of expeditions, for they ran out of money within hours of being paid their share. As in other activities Morgan was ring-leader of the orgies, and would sing at the top of his voice, banging on the table with both fists and throwing money around like water. He was a fornicator on a grand scale (he scarcely ever copulated in public, however), although at this time he had been married for two years.



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 No.262717[Reply]

paru
New Buckethead
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>>262720
das gay

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>>262750
they both are about to beat cirno for being dumb and icy

 No.269027

>>269022
he might still got it



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 No.269013[Reply]

Let's face it
/bant/cucks aren't brave and independent enough to roleplay as 2hus
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 No.269017

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I'm too shy >w<

 No.269018

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I think it's too embarrassing
But people who asked for the board will probably do something

 No.269023

tomorrow

 No.269025

cheeky /jp/ Brazilian (American/sager) should teach us how to roleplay like some real girls

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 No.268986[Reply]

>>>/trp/
>>>/trp/
>>>/trp/
>>>/trp/
>>>/trp/
Wut da fuck niggers friday?
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 No.268996

seca

 No.269000

tomorrow

 No.269004

This is the real whale dance

 No.269019

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The board already started shit so I don't feel like ever making a post on it. Also ban porn there.

 No.269021

>>269019
Feedback accepted 🔥



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 No.127837[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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>>266923
it good

 No.266941

>>266935
Why would that giant boot kick a Russian 😢

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>>266941
Commiepidoras sentenced to death for hating chicken soup

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Kirkfect

 No.269011

powdered sugar is so tasty I'm going to eat it all before using it



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 No.268833[Reply]

Now she's serious
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>>268882
how big

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 No.268899

>>268896
the noko is 17cm
the futa is 23,5cm

 No.268903

>>268882
I'd say shoot me and then move my head out of the way like neo in the matrix so the bullet collats both the penises. I can do this because I'm da.beast

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>>268903
You would use your neo powers to get both of them inside you. In a beastly manner ofc



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 No.268978[Reply]

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.268980

red bocchi

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>>268980
The BEAST doebeit

 No.268992

>>268987
the pizd

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>>268992
moderately funny



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 No.267654[Reply]

Hey bro want to go to the hip New restaurant that a Jew opened down the road

It’s called cannibal
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>>267940
me on the bottom

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>>268263
you will always be on top

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>>268263
no that is not

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>>268263
No you are not

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>>267816
Having long sleeves and white knee highs is highly inconvenient for this actually



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 No.264608[Reply]

Whale alert
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 No.268559

up

 No.268563

dead nigger baby unleashed

 No.268569

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>Whale alert

 No.268690

why is this whale not jumping

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>>268690
why is this whale not whale dancing



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 No.268836[Reply]

Russian tsukasa said rock from the 60s is bad
That means the doors and black sabbath
That's so unbased
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 No.268848

Russian tsukasa needs a bibisi.

 No.268873

Why is he fat and hairy and over 18

 No.268990

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To enjoy 60s rock I had to booze myself up while playing a fucking farming sim, even then I switched to 70s rock to uk grime
>>268844
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/jan/28/animalwelfare-newcastleuniversity
Cows with names produce more milk than unnamed cows
>>268873
im not fat

 No.268993

>>268990
Yeah a gemini would hate being fat

 No.269003

>>268845
is this subtle hombre whaling



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 No.114817[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You will go out and photo random stuff
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At a library kirk

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 No.269002

Lmfao there are like 50 different books about churchhill



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 No.267507[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

did you know?
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i hate the vast majority of "people" who play games and interact online

espescially cod players. they piss me off alot cuz they're insufferable

 No.268934

it'd be surprising and unusual if someone said "i love the vast majority of people who play games and interact online :)"

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>>268934
thats a very true statement it would be unusual because most people fucking suck

 No.268946

>>268829
I get it

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 No.186528[Reply]

Transgender safespace thread
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 No.268770

>>268768
He is not he is da beast

 No.268771

he is not trans he is da beast

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 No.268777

>>268771
I say this

 No.268995

Bintoids keeping Suigintyou's memory by bumping xher threads!



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 No.145344[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Migu
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 No.268977

>>268975
One step ahead

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>>268968
Use a tuna can with some holes in it

 No.268983

>>268981
I think he meaned the cosplay

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>>268970
>>268971
>Just put some effort
How is the weather in Tel-Aviv?>>268981
You actually might be stupid
>>268983
Something tells me you are right

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>>268968
They sell custom sized cosplays too



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