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Anonymous 11/10/25 (Mon) 20:03:34 No.225728 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Someone on /jp/ hacked madokanon's discord or some shit like that, we're proud for him aren't we sisters?
:gokek:

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:56:46 No.244938

>>244929
traitor

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:57:27 No.244939

>>244938
I'm just informing him that he's gonna blow up

■ 12/21/25 (Sun) 15:00:19 No.244940

>>244939
He's gonna be a wonderful mother for his black children

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 15:05:03 No.244944

My shit looked like a dick it had a mushroom tip

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 15:34:47 No.244955

>>244944
Bbc

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 23:41:38 No.244692 [Reply]

>We sat in the Korova Sproke Bar trying to make up our razzoodocks what to do with the evening.
>The Korova Sproke Bar sold Sproke Plus: Sproke plus Soylent, or Ethically Harvested Bugs, or Bibisi Juice, which is what we were drinking.
>This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old… Ultragoylence.

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 02:03:16 No.244729

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:16:58 No.244795

Ethically Harvested Bugs

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:52:05 No.244936

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>>244795
theyre part of a balanced diet though

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:55:46 No.244937

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Show me the way to the next sproke bar
Oh don't ask why

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 23:58:57 No.244701 [Reply]

>AC is datamining you like a Jew

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 00:44:13 No.244719

>>244701
>Capitalizing the j

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 00:50:20 No.244721

>>244719
foul

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 01:09:32 No.244724

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>>244719
this was the picture btw if that matters

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:15:22 No.244793

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:18:30 No.244921

jews

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12/10/25 (Wed) 07:02:46 No.239240 [Reply]

im sad and lonely and need a significant other

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 03:35:30 No.244740

ill never be your best friend!

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 03:40:02 No.244742

>>244740
Based

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 04:18:17 No.244744

yuore such a loser.
recently ive been drowning in internet foids because of my charm and good looks. some of these bitches be crazy doe. i am talking to this one, i tells her: "I am going to make dinner",
I made dinner, it's some bullshit microwave tv dinner so it's like 5 minutes and I come back to a text that's like "I miss you" I'm like wtf did I get myself into O_o

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:18:38 No.244796

>>244744
don juan 'noko

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:08:24 No.244919

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>>244796
>Don Juan is a legendary Spanish fictional character, a libertine and seducer known for his many conquests, arrogance, and ultimate damnation, first appearing in Tirso de Molina's 17th-century play El burlador de Sevilla. He is a cultural archetype representing hedonism, rebellion, and the pursuit of pleasure, appearing in countless works like Mozart's Don Giovanni and Byron's poem Don Juan, often facing punishment for his sins, typically being dragged to hell by a statue.

>dragged to hell by a statue.
This guy.

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Anonymous 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:16:12 No.242914 [Reply]

>The broccoli haircut is a phoenician hairstyle
>People with broccoli haircuts are almost certainly operating under a phoenician weltanschauung (ontology of baal, should be treated as such)
tpg was right about zoomers being evil

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 13:56:57 No.244912

>>244911
I'm more of a Whoppersexual personally

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 13:59:38 No.244914

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:00:29 No.244915

>>244911

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:03:42 No.244916

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eso es ario

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 14:04:12 No.244917

>>244912
True I'm ngl McDonald's is some dogshit, bk mogs

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 20:42:07 No.244632 [Reply]

Santa is a Touhou fan??? his shirt goes hard
:gasp:

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 20:48:55 No.244634

Levi-tribe related schnozzle

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 13:41:14 No.244907

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 13:53:54 No.244910

>>244907

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 13:57:29 No.244913

haru desu yo
>>244907
:peak:

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Madokanon 12/21/25 (Sun) 11:51:21 No.244856 [Reply]

i should get alcohol

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 11:54:05 No.244858

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never booze though

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 06:05:42 No.244770 [Reply]

in 8 hoours and 59 minutes the sun will enter capricron

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 09:55:57 No.244832

>>244774
Never booze

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 09:56:49 No.244833

>>244832
I say this

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 09:59:54 No.244834

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>>244774
> i woudl suk it
Brazilcheyed…

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 11:07:17 No.244850

>>244770
does this mean every capricorn gets a 5x multiplier to all stats or is it like a blood moon in terraria where a bunch of capricorns will start spawning in and raping people

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 11:08:37 No.244851

>>244850
the latter
arm yourself

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:41:25 No.244520 [Reply]

Do you have an obese sibling?
:pipe:

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 14:56:58 No.244533

I used to be the obese sibling but I lost weight when I was 16

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 15:12:52 No.244534

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Yes, my subhuman nigger sheboon shame of the family older sister.

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 15:35:03 No.244537

>>244534
If her bed is made of wood, cut the legs slightly when she sleeps on it it will break, you can also take her clothes when she is not home, wash them, and put them in the dryer on max settings and then put it in the sun so they shrink, take her phone and fill her Instagram algoethim with bulimia videos and so she will think it's hip, all these factors will make her lose weight

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:08:16 No.244837

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they have office jobs now so theyre getting there
i commute via bike so its impossible for me to get fat tragically

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:57:51 No.244847

>>244537
You shouldnt cut the legs though, it would be too obvious, what you SHOULD do if you want to make your fat relative start losing weight is cut the "spine" of the bed so to say, so once he lays down the bed would collapse under him, or even better rub the little wooden planks (if their bed built like that) in acid or something so it`d look like they collapsed naturally, the rest of the tips seem legit though

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:10:25 No.244839 [Reply]

can you perform a fellatio on another male and still be alpha

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:11:18 No.244840

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um
no

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:12:27 No.244842

only if you are the one in control

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:14:10 No.244843

Romans already answered this question

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:52:29 No.244845

yes but you need to maintain eye contact

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:53:40 No.244846

>>244840

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 14:06:57 No.244529 [Reply]

Trump is coming after our BBC. He’s suing it for $10 billion, and the Conservatives and Reform are cheering him on.

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serbaryan 12/20/25 (Sat) 16:40:47 No.244555

It’s ovER

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 16:51:12 No.244559

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd…. Let her make a sandwich ☺️

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:09:01 No.244838

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd… freak the fuck out and throw a chair at her

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:11:35 No.244841

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd… try to wake up

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:29:35 No.244844

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd… pick her up and piledrive her into the floor head first. On second thought i probably wouldnt be able to do that because shes too fat

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 23:46:08 No.244695 [Reply]

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A RAT MORTY
I'M GUINEA WHEEEEICK

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 23:53:04 No.244696

the zenith of ssp's studies

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 00:09:36 No.244704

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:06:28 No.244836

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>>244704

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:36:40 No.244808 [Reply]

start doing this

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:50:20 No.244809

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:58:41 No.244810

>>244809

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 09:02:01 No.244811

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 09:07:08 No.244812

looks like a great way to get kicked and instakilled

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 09:22:06 No.244821

>>244812

my thoughts exactly

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 02:10:09 No.244731 [Reply]

Tetocacas need to be culled

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 02:20:42 No.244732

you posted a good counterargument to that statement

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 03:09:59 No.244736

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Tetokings need to be celebrated

■ 12/21/25 (Sun) 03:16:47 No.244737

Kiss belly

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 04:19:50 No.244746

>>244736

teto is an honorary Touhou so op is a secondary faggot basically

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:21:53 No.244798

>>244736
I say this

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 22:45:35 No.244658 [Reply]

>futa potion isnt rea-

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 03:34:50 No.244739

>>244707
thanks

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 03:36:48 No.244741

>>244691

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 03:52:07 No.244743

>>244726
My inspiration is that when you mount a horse or a boat I noticed it's respawning your model and I figure it can just respawn two people in an animation sequence and you can control it like a boat or horse

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 04:19:19 No.244745

>futa thread at the top
binters we are not beating the allegations

Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:21:20 No.244797

sensual

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