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 No.124153[Reply]

This bitch looks like he's about to push up daisies in two weeks. He will die soon, he's too old. But who will take his place? Is it Pepe? Cobson? Yukari Whale?
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 No.124918

I doubt anything will change, the corpogov machine will still be fucking everyone who is under 500 million just without the woke

 No.124919

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are the crystals real

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>>124919
Too based to be real.

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>>124995
U already know trump got the grippy bussy 💯



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 No.124956[Reply]

soyboy wojak thread
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 No.125014

this thread is so hi-xq that drummyfish, terry davis, boron laser guy and everyone they agree with are all crying or whatever

 No.125015

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>>125014
literal whos

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>>124985
Yonkers?

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tired of homosexual coal? visit jaksoy.party for soylita meepermies!



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 No.336[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

/hood/ - shit i really care about
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>>122565
Me (buu) and bint

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 No.124497

>>47919
The sequel to the spongebob movie got leaked on twitter again

 No.124969

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Heard you like Pantera
Bitch, not me!
Heard you like Burzum
Bitch, not me!
Heard you bumpin' Rolling Stones
Pussy nigga, please!
You play that shit around me
Imma put your ass to sleep
You fuckin fucking creep



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 No.124860[Reply]

mlem mlem

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 No.124887

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Hi mado
Thoughts on this banki?

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>>124887
its ok

 No.124896

>>124887
its ok

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 No.124867[Reply]

You guys do understand that it's shitposting and i dont actually endorse this tranny drug
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>You guys do understand that it's shitposting and i dont actually endorse this tranny drug

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>>124881
yeah baby i know you love it you slut mmmm

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>>124900
i read this in the voice of the 7-11 clerk

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 No.124958

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>I have been with my boyfriend nearly three years. For about a year our sex life has become nearly non existent. Recently I heard finasteride can decrease libido and cause ED. He has been taking it for a little over a year and says it’s for preventative reasons. I suggested he takes a break to see if the two are linked but he doesn’t want to. He insists it couldn’t be the cause because it increases testosterone. He doesn’t see our lack of sex as an issue and says he just doesn’t feel horny anymore. I don’t know what to do. I love him and everything else is perfect but I can’t go on without a sex life. I know he isn’t cheating on me and we have talked about it but we’re not getting anywhere. I just don’t know what to do - I believe finasteride is the issue



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 No.124907[Reply]

ari maxxing day 1:
first thing i said to a girl today is hi im bisexual
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>>124924
heh i know this bird…

 No.124940

Girl: OMG I'm non binary were the perfect match
But the reality is that she is just a woman and is only saying that cause u chad

 No.124943

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>>124940
Women don't want a chad. They want a nice guy who shares their interests and worldview.

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>>124943
hello I share your interests and worldviews can we marry tomorrow

 No.124955

>>124943
thats only after chad cheats on them in their early 20s and teens



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 No.44179[Reply]

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>>114865
> 12 years old
> looks 40
It's over, niggerbros.

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>>122685
thats prob because she got that -30% to physic resistance after no oxygen to brain

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>>122709
But the old picture too. She looked like they edited a 40 yo face on an underage fatslab.

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 No.124954

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This artist likes sonic and higanbana, based



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 No.32861[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Funny images are the medicine to our ailments.
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>>115951
whale me up inside

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>Funniest joke a jap can make

 No.117307

>>115929
where funny

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googo googoo agoo goo
agoosha

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sensible chuckle



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 No.107445[Reply]

VHEN DER FUMO SAYS VE IST DE MASTER RACE VE HEIL HEIL RIGHT IN DER FUMO'S FACE!
NOT TO LOVE DER FUMO IS A GREAT DISGRACE SO VE HEIL HEIL RIGHT IN DER FUMO'S FACE!
IS VE NOT THE FUMO MAN
GOOBOO PURE-A FUMO MAN
JA VE IST DA FUMO MAN
SUPER DUPER FUMO MAN
IS THIS FUMO PLUSH SO GOOD
WOULD YOU BOUNCE IT IF YOU COULD
JA, ZIS FUMO PLUSH SO GOOD
WE WOULD-A BOUNCE IT-A IF-A WE COULD
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reimu is now a miku plush except plastic and smol

sisters… did funko pop just became good…

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>>124394
the she/her in question:

 No.124929

>>124928
她很漂亮 doe

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i hope my bull will by me this

 No.124932

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>>124928
>omg is this that neet… ? Oh crap, look at how terrible her dress is lamao. Suika, look.



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 No.115249[Reply]

Dont people understand that memes with the punchline of calling somebody a nigger or a tranny (any %slurname%) is akin to abyssmal niggershit like this "humour":
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 No.121312

https://x.com/MirabeauStudios/status/1875683346942193746
Are the jokes in here are falling flat, flatter than a nigger's skull I smash into the concrete

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When Parasha

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>>122235
девочки тоухоу в виде российского быдло…

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dogshit is dogshit of a pile of shit

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killing niggers is reddit now



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 No.121430[Reply]

As BantCulture, the internet's vibrant and often chaotic hub of memes and niche discourse, continues to grow in popularity, an interesting linguistic divide has emerged. The term "cheyed" (a shorthand for "keyed chad") is proving to be a stumbling block for new users. While many grasp its initial meaning as a descriptor—denoting someone who embodies confidence, resilience, and a mastery of a particular subculture—fewer understand that "cheyed" is also used as a title, carrying with it an almost ceremonial weight among long-time members.
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>>121521
Was the cashier a female and was that event the one that marked the beginning of your fear of women

 No.121532

>>121528
She was an older sista

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>>121532
answer the second question

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 No.124926

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бумп



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 No.124772[Reply]

tos
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>>124788
>Dick nipples
Pig please

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>>124794
obsessed

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>>124794
Pig yourself, pleb

 No.124840

Kek, its kino!

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>>124785
It's the second most translated and sold book after the bible



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 No.116617[Reply]

>todos los basados booru is still down
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>>116818
https://gyate.net/post/view/14239#search=approved%3Ano
They uploaded 500 of these and replaced every tag with text from this image

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>>116819
to this day they are the internet's sorest losers

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 No.124871[Reply]

Iramqi: makes a thread
Binters three seconds after:

 No.124878

i will drone strike iramq

 No.124880

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>im t-tewi the bun…
<I WILL DRONE STRIKE YOU

 No.124893

>>124880
>im t-tewi the bun…
<I WILL RAPE YOU

 No.124904

>>124880
You would be like:
>t-tranny p-porn thread
<PIG.PNG



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 No.124743[Reply]

I remember there was a time people were so against MTX and DLC and boycott games at the thought of them and now people will bend over and spead their cheeks for devs to dump some slop skins down their asshole for 60 bucks
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>>124819
>casuals and normies enables further anti consumer practice
I thought about why this is and most normies aren't invested into anything, they just go a long their life apathetical to everything and as soon anyone complains they are like "why don't you get a life" while they happily getting shafted. Though I think it's cringe their to be deeply invested into something such as Netflix but because nobody is actually invested they will happy accept getting shafted with another price hike after being socially engineered. Everytime they get fucked by enshittification or shrinkflation they don't care until they wonder why eating at mcdicks is 15 dollars for a meal, and they still eat it.

 No.124852

>>124848
conformism takes you far in life
but maliciously gaming normal people's conformity into making them your consumer/tax livestock takes you even further

if only the normal people listened to me they could be free
but they ridicule me for being too passionate about guns, cars and computers, and also getting drnk by myself in my mcmansion every night, so they remain slaves

 No.124854

can i pay you to post something funnier

 No.124890

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>>124854
Okay. That will be 25$.

 No.124903

>>124890
not funny
im filling a chargeback on my card



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