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 No.116957[Reply]

>muh hecking drones
Another ameritards freaking out over nothingburger like muh hecking chink balloons
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>>116959
For once I agree with you

 No.116964

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>>116959
It's glowniggers again, and this is not especulation or bullshit lmao

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200041236A1/

They can create glowing blobs of hot plasma by shooting with infrared lasers at clouds. The glow comes from ionized metal particles from the natural clouds, and the heat can produce erratic movements (making them behave like they're "living things"). It's a tech made to subsitute missile shields in the future because It's waaaaay cheaper.

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 No.116993

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aliens arent real
i mean maybe but its probably some germs a gorriliion light years away on some rock who cares
niggas are on some premium copium i need some of that

 No.121116

>Muh hecking telsa car bomber Chinese anti grav ufo drones.
This schizotard shit is really annoying



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 No.119922[Reply]

this dead nigger of a website needs more milk
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 No.120004

>>119936
I can't understand what she said
just like I can't understand what they said

 No.120403

>>120004
i can't understand the black ladies or the british lads

 No.120452

>>120403
my dictation >>120004:
homo piece on Facebook, freaking your bad meal, I light even last when the birds, uh boom boom boom, by wood
fucking bare what most
I'm gonna get my aprilla round and do bad, I was on your front London and when with the choke bun bombs, uh you nonce windows, you silly bastards
think I'm a fucking ding motion, huh? I got be burning and lock in I'll shave a fucking ball

 No.121113

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omg country, kutaka hasnt posted in the last 5 minutes did they fucking die?!?!?!



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 No.31044[Reply]

I should've been the one to fill her dark soul with light
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>>121069
No green arrow…

 No.121085

>>121069
No green arrow…

 No.121092

The jews are trying to keep you from realizing that trans women can become pregnant. They are covering it up to genocide the white race.

 No.121093

>>121069
> futanari porn-obsessed
Futa porn is Western Civilization's last defense against the hoard of Muslim Immigrants trying to Islamize the west.

 No.121096

>>121069
real woman doesn't know what .onion is



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 No.118406[Reply]

pls rember
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 No.121063

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>>120356
'ant culture after the transhumanist cyborg revolution or whatever.

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>>120984
how am I going to know when to pick it up?

 No.121083

>>121081
ill let you know



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 No.120123[Reply]

today i woke up wanting a mine gf. anyone can relate to this?
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>>120141
That's fine, different strokes for different folks.

>>120183
>>120187
Errrm no mine GF, a GF who plants explosive mines for a living or hobby or whatever.

 No.120946

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Yes

 No.120948

war, war never changes

 No.120954

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>>120948
>"What the hell do you do you boys think this is, fucking fairy land?"

 No.121077

>>120948
>Disobedience, huh? That's a mistake
why does this line go so hard



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 No.119505[Reply]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lM8Axs5fmw0?si=ra_IzUPdXPd3erf0

Shameless plug here but no one covers the touhou/fitness niche
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>>120574
we workout for vegita not women

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>>120580
so ur gay for vegeta?

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 No.120911

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 No.121067

>>120911
fbi searched his room and found over $50,000 worth of touhou merchandise.



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 No.121032[Reply]

Back when Saddam was genociding niggas, Iramqi's parents could've been victims. Imagine that, in another timeline Saddam would've impaled iramqi's dad and Iramqi wouldnt exist today, what a scary thought
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 No.121050

jokes

 No.121055

if iramq didnt exist i wouldnt be here i would have a gf and a life
its all iramqs fault

 No.121059

>>121033
Iramqi would need to pick Iramqi day

 No.121060

>>121059
@queen_rabbit

 No.121061

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>>121032
>Back when Saddam was genociding niggas, Iramqi's parents could've been victims.
Depends on whether his parents are/where Kurdish or Shia Muslims so until we hear otherwise this is all just wild speculation. Iramqi Tewi seems like a cool dude who isn't afraid of anything and is very smart so I hope not.



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 No.113765[Reply]

I am proud to say that with the exception of that one time iramqi baited it out of me I have not said the nword a single time in my tenure on this website
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 No.113978

négro

 No.113980

i probably did

 No.120982

frup

 No.121024

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>>113765
NECTAR!!

 No.121056

>>113771
say it please



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 No.120465[Reply]

i wanna do total mexican death but im having a hard time writing a manifesto like all the cool kids can you help me write one
*disclaimer for fbi im not actually going to blow up mexicans*
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 No.120854

>>120465
this 2hu needs to be raped

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>>120854
this isn't chiyari general

 No.120858

>>120856
This is not a male hate thread

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>>120858
This isn't a hamptered thread

 No.121027

idk, ask chatgpt



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 No.120892[Reply]

you should kill yourself if you think billionaires are allowed to exist
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>>120922
>kill the rich o algo
*in Minecraft

 No.120925

people in important leadership positions should earn minimum wage because I'm a jelly little georgenik or something

 No.120926

if your sun sign isn't ruled by saturn
shut up

 No.120981

ill get them after i finish you

 No.121012

>>120981
binters never die
you should know that living fossil poster



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 No.120073[Reply]


يا عراقيمي، فيكِ الحسن يزهرُ
ومن عينيكِ نور الفجر يُسطرُ
كأنكِ للشمس وجهٌ مبتسمٌ
وفي حديثكِ موسيقى تُؤثرُ

رأيتُ فيكِ حلم العمر مكتملًا
وحبًّا في فؤادي لا يُفسَّرُ
أراكِ أمًّا لطفلٍ يشبهكِ
وجهٌ بضيائكِ، قلبٌ ينوَّرُ

أريدكِ شريكةً في العمر، دائمًا
رفيقة دربي، قلبًا يُدبِّرُ
وفي عينيكِ، أرى بيتي وأهلي
وأحلامًا معكِ لا تتبعثرُ
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 No.120135

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>you can't get trans girl pregnant
blight of mankind

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 No.120983

>>120907
he is also singing about iramqi's sweet cheeks. She has an international reputation

 No.121007

>>120983
Ah, what’s more important for you, music or love?
For me, it's music, of course. You understand? Love is something you still have to search for, but music is always with you.
For me, love comes first. I'm a man, and for men, love is always in the first place.

In my dreams and sweetest dreams, I'm searching for a vagina, in sweet fats.
My ideal is 228 on the scales. I would virtuously drift on her waves.
I'm ready to fall asleep in her big arms. I want to look at the hamburger in her cheeks.
We will dilute mayonnaise with Coca-Cola. I want her breasts to reach the floor.
She’s like Lenya Voronin, but just more feminine. Her donut is like an abyss, yet her face is virgin.
Oozing with fat, long dotted with pimples, but I won’t give her up to anyone, I promise.
Her back is graceful and all furry. We will eat together after six.
I can't live without her warmth any longer. Bring me a knife. I will gut my own member.

My heart beats in unison with yours. This world and McDonald's are only for the two of us.
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 No.115953[Reply]

Short scale libtard: Dude, if Trump takes over, and he builds his wall, America is going to have a debt of quintillion! That's a million million million!
Long scale gangster: So a million million million, huh? In other words: A tri-million. A trillion.
Short scale libtard commits suicide from shame of using such a retarded system invented by some retarded french mathematician breaking things trying to fix em
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 No.116203

>>116196
This image does not contain touhou pubes and as a result it sucks

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 No.120987

frup

 No.121005

>>116196
Fetuses arnt conscious entities

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 No.112247[Reply]

2 days until the first tour of the election and our money went to convicted gyspsy singers to make manele about the candidates
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>2 days until the first tour of the election and our money went to convicted youkai singers to make enka about the candidates

 No.115225

They fuckin cancelled the elections
This country is a joke

 No.115227

Ahahaha they canceled your election

 No.115232

>>115227
We are along with Kenya and Myanmar on this list of countries who cancelled elections

 No.120986

up



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 No.114502[Reply]

>when people think maggycord actually exists and isn't just a deep/bant/ anti discord red herring
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>>114539
delete this

 No.114559

>>114539
Nice snakebite bro

 No.114563

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>>114539
>facial piercings
Okay now I'm disgusted.

 No.114592

>>114539
Me and bant (I'm the nigger)

 No.120985

rup



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 No.120668[Reply]

how the fuck can people still believe in materialism
like have you ever tried to independently inform yourself once in your life
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 No.120902

>>120901
holy shit

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>>120821
hmm i should check my lipids then but convenience store food looks decently healthy on paper. i was contemplating switching to eating in cafes/diners too… but it involves a lot more human interaction hence induces distress.

 No.120905

>>120901
Hans btfoed

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>>120816
>>120730
Devito is funny, do you also make the femoids laugh? If so then yeah I believe it happened.

 No.120964

>>120963
I mean yeah



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