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 No.158427[Reply]

/cath/-catholic meme general
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 No.164213

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 No.164216

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>>164213
>masz, poczęstuj się

 No.164232

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>>164216
>Boże ty chuju, patrz co mi dał Szatan, kurwa. Jaa pierdolę, pamiętajcie, tylko Szatan kurwa. Jaa pierdolę skurwsyny kurwa, patrzcie, patrzcie kurwy jebane. Się wierzy w Szatana się ma kurwa! Się nie ma napletka się ma kurwy jebane!

 No.164238

>>164213
>well, my little Poles, zaszczywam you a carol. On the eighth day ?? king ?? of your namiotow good happiness ?? got out ?? good ?? sir ?? to David serve to his Israel with ?? what sir did for Israel

 No.164243

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>>164238
>Okay, Poles, I'll sing you a carol. (sounds of splashing water with excretion of feces and the escaping Jewish gases)

On the eighth day he dismissed the people. So they blessed the king and went to their tents, joyful and in good cheer because of all the good that the Lord had done for David his servant and for Israel his people.

And this is what Lord has done for Israel.



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 No.164049[Reply]

the bint experience
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 No.164073

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>>164069
This is me, I want hecatia balls in my mouth NOW

 No.164083

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>>164080
you can have meiraballs

 No.164085

>>164061
Zased, this is Griffith after guts raped him, the next image of this set shows him being debowled.

 No.164231




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 No.164166[Reply]

Hitlеr was retarded, I am a true genius, here's how I would lead germany on his place:

If I was the Führer, instead of fighting a war I couldn't win I would use my resources to start an underage borthel. If he did that he wouldn't have to kill himself(after escaping to argentina). This is God's chosen's mindset
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 No.164207

>>164166
Are you still here? Listen vro, I'm sorry

 No.164220

>>164207
Sorry for what?

 No.164222

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 No.164223

>>164220
For dezdek

 No.164235

>>164220
For being rude, let's be friends



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 No.164062[Reply]

imagine after 30 years you walk in a park after becoming a full neurotypical and suddenly someone calls you with your bint name
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 No.164177

>>164175
It's "brazilian cancer"

 No.164180

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 No.164196

>>164195
I think it's funny and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery or some such drivel

 No.164197

>>164160
what's up with the amount of people copying ac's stylometry lately (deleted post award)
>>164196
i see



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 No.163354[Reply]

guess what day is today
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 No.163986

>>163914
>dzień świętej trójcy
same language or something

 No.164044

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 No.164048

the day g_d jobbed to exhaustion and had to rest

 No.164183

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hmmm……………

 No.164186

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>>164183
Finally, a good catalog.



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 No.162708[Reply]

Part 1

Here's a good tip you can use if you want to show your futanari girlfriend/wife how much you love her. You need to take a jar and collect all the semen she ejaculates and all the goo from her pussy in that jar. Then after the har is full, you bury it in the ground, wait for 2 years and then dig it out. Then you must put contents of that jar in your mouth right in front of her, but before you swallow it you must wash your mouth with those fluids. This is how you show your love properly
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 No.163106

>>163016
I dreamed about Rei-kun

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 No.163819[Reply]

got peach flavored ice tea
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 No.164146

>>164124
You should also endure the beatings when he can't 1cc eosd

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 No.164152

>>164146
I get it

 No.164172

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 No.164173

>>164146
double femboy ryona



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 No.164127[Reply]

The "free" market is incredibly inefficient and inhumane system. You want a superior system?, then try this:
>mandatory eugenics
>GMO human experimentation
>licences to have children (only if both partents are 180 IQ they can have children)
>assisted legal suicide for everybody for any reason
>free Epstein loli temples for everybody
>if you are not an engineer or a scientist by age 23 you are sacrificed
>loli sacrifice when they hit the wall by age 16
>men sacrifice when they hit the wall by age 25
This system is superior and more humane, but you are gona cope
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 No.164143

>>164127
Read Raping Little Suzy bro. I think you'll like it.

 No.164144

>>164140
its not only that we have to save people who are terminally retarded
>yes doc we gotta save the one guy who decided to do a backflip off a 3 story building and broke 80% of his bones because hed thought look hed cool, yes we have to waste resources doing this.

 No.164147

>>164144
particular things like that are just too hard to feasibly implement if we are going to be realistic.
most all of what you need is simply the great childbirth filter

 No.164153

>>164140
>suddenly retards are the majority and everywhere walking around and they can vote and drive cars
I do this

 No.164163

>>164132
Suigintou is a trad and submissive transqueen.



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 No.137891[Reply]

HARU DESU YOOOOOOOO
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 No.152987

>>152748
>tanks
>-15°C

dis nigga never expirienced real winter

 No.153007

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>>152748
>tanks -15°C like a boss
Trans enbyBoss of Sissy Inc.

 No.153012

>>152987
lyudmilla is right

 No.153017

>>153007
Krautsissy as Backdoor lady (i forgot her name), me as echidnyi kolobok

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>>137937
Dunno, remind me to watch it in 20 years, I am too young to enjoy this shit



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 No.163425[Reply]

Poles: We are the victim of Hitler's aggression! Reperations now!
Also Poles:
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 No.163643

>Poles: We are the victim of Hitler's aggression! Reperations now!
>Also Poles:

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>>163643
superhuman reaction speed pigging

 No.163646

>>163644
autopig won again

 No.163673

>>163643
missed

 No.164131

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>>163425
Holy shit this is awesome, thank you satan!!!



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 No.162424[Reply]

Recently I went to an anime con, I met a touhou fan there, he was an obese mexican who stank like shit and semen. I tried making a civilized discussion with him, I mentioned how BA has good official content unlike 2hu which has to be carried by community, otherwise it would suck. He got so mad that, I kid you not, cockroach antennas popped out of his head and he started calling me jewish(he guessed it right) he then tried to pray to hitlеr(in spanish of course) but I interrupted it by punching him. The teeth I knocked out polluted my bag of coke but that's not important. I then seduced a juvenile looking Flandre cosplayer and had long hot sex with her while he was sitting on a cuck chair

Is this how every touhou fan is really like???
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 No.164064

>>164027
What is she saying?

 No.164076

>>164064
It's up to viewer interpretation basically because Korean isn't a real language

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 No.164079

>>164076
I see, so she's saying "those are true facts, please marry me" thank you Miku

 No.164086

>>164076
You.. you are a truetaku



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 No.162789[Reply]

>o algo
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 No.163683

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>warrior technology

 No.163684

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>o algo

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 No.164055

>>164053
Saved, this image will be used in the near future, God willing

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 No.164001[Reply]

hi
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 No.164032

>>164031
wait
*sniff sniff*
i know your smell

 No.164033

its familiar……..

 No.164035

>>164032
AC hes trying to hax bint with a pdf

 No.164041

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>>164030
its kino

 No.164042

>>164041
OH MY GOSH THATS PEAK



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 No.163799[Reply]

lets all learn shinto and taoism so we become reimus so we fly and destroy nwo
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 No.163924

>>163806
This is very bad, less cool bugs to find

 No.163953

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kill bugs death to bugs

 No.163955

>>163924
facts. Bug haters are scum.

 No.163960

>>163953
-Bugs
Important for ecosystem
Cleans waste
Cute
Fun to catch
Make nostalgic sounds
-Neets
Parasites
Ugly
Should just dissapear

 No.163994

>>163829
and Indonesian too cuz they're based



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 No.163883[Reply]

never ever

 No.163885

It says whales but all I see are sukusukus in that pic

 No.163909

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Is this some new whale game? Never heard of it

 No.163981

important



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