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 No.225017[Reply]

if you could turn any one touhou into ice cream and then eat her which one would it be?
this would not harm the touhou, but their soul would live inside you and you would share thoughts with them at all times. not consciously, as in, you wouldnt hear their thoughts in your head, but your heart would be attuned to theirs, and theirs to yours, and your thoughts and attitudes would gradually and naturally come to be mostly the same. also consider, every touhou as an ice cream would taste different and have a different texture. some might be soft serve while others are posicles, for example. also, depending on their level of maturity, they would have different health levels. byakuren might be a sugar free frozen greek yogurt while someone like cirno would be a mass produced popsicle full of sugar, perhaps way too much sugar, for example. after the ice cream has been absorbed into your digestive tract, they would wake up again and continue life as normal.
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>>225017
This is a really complicated way of phrasing marriage

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>>225027
thank you king(?)

 No.225081

eat koishi and enter schizo mode

 No.225107

>>225058
ozbek qardoshlorimizga salom

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 No.225712[Reply]

>bantculture.com

 No.225716

Roblox niggas.

 No.225738

>Do you find this helpful?
Well, bint?

 No.225739

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 No.225692[Reply]

>eating one of these sacred animals will put holes in your brain

 No.225694

yeah I saw that dbz lecture video

 No.225696

>>225692
gonna eat one of those later today



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 No.225596[Reply]

My soul is sprokewhale

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 No.225606

cranberry sproke using new limited time exclusive Christmas flavor sprite cranberry

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 No.172509[Reply]

few hours left
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 No.183619

>>183588
Shaving pubic hair is bad because it keeps crotch warm, at least i think it is. If one has already shaven most of his pubic hair, the one should commit to the foolish act and shave it to the very last hair fiber

Actually, maybe, it's not so foolish to shave it; if one lives in a warm climate, since sweating is more efficient on the surface of naked skin(acording to my limited knowledge of real life).
I would look outside and identify my surroundings, then draw the conclusion on what should be done with leftover hair fibers depending on the results of my observations. In current situation from which i am typing these symbols - i would shave

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 No.225675

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>>183619
Bumping this to save Ukraine. Remember, it's getting cold in Kyiv. Go full bush this winter to beat the vatniks.

 No.225681

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>>225675
NAAALYVAAAITEE BRAAATIAAA
KRYYYSHTALEEEVII CHAAASHIII
SCHOOOB SHABLI NE BRALY, SCHOOOB KULI MYNALY
HOOOLIVOON'KI NASHI
SCHOOOB SHABLI NE BRALY, SCHOOOB KULI MYNALY
HOOOLIVOON'KI NASHIII

SCHOOOBYY UUKRAIIIINAAA
POOOVIK NE PLAAKAAALAAA
SCHOOOBY NASHA SLAVA KOOOZATS'KAIA SLAVA
POOOVIK NE PROPALA
SCHOOOBY NASHA SLAVA KOOOZATS'KAIA SLAVA
POOOVIK NE PROPALAAA

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 No.200932[Reply]

>tpg
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 No.225482

she skuf

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>>225609
Where's the QoS

 No.225672

>>201245
I've been saying this unironically ever since peripeteia dropped



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 No.220669[Reply]

touhou imagedump thread #7389236447892
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 No.225628

>>225627
I heart murasa

 No.225648

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I heart futouhou

 No.225653

>>225648
You make me sick like dog puke nigga

 No.225656

>>225648
sensual

 No.225665

I heard futadeath



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 No.225642[Reply]

Homosexuals aren't allowed in >>>/cp/
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 No.225661

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Then who posts there???

 No.225662

>>225661
the heterosexual majority of binters

 No.225663

facts, let's bump up >>>/cp/5

 No.225664

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>>225662
Facts my king



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 No.224616[Reply]

White people get our strength from raw milk consumption from a young age. They don't want to fight an awakened and strong warrior.
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 No.225650

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>>225649
Watch child porn instead

 No.225652

>>225650
For African-American waifus? Well…

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 No.225658

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>>225650
not a bad idea



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 No.225618[Reply]

Never gonna goon,
Always avoiding goon,
Living free and happy,
In a no goon zone, so true.

 No.225621

Nice patchy

 No.225626

Semen retention is a practice associated with royalty



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 No.216561[Reply]

>You seem disappointed. Is something wrong?
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 No.219244

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Kto ot shpil'ki do bulavki
Kto ot tufelek do shlyapki
Elegantnost' sama
Ot menya bez uma
I ves'ma pochtennyy
Dzhentel'men sedoy
I mal'chishka ryaboy
I kogda legko i prosto
Vykhozhu na perekryostok
Sto avtobusov v ryad
Nepodvizhno stoyat
I gudyat mashiny
Krasote salyut
Ledi, kak vas zovut
Nue, ledi Nue
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 No.218121[Reply]

im a kike sorry
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 No.224756

>>224750
Let's make an assumption that my face was that broom, what would happend then

 No.224782

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 No.225157

>>224750
stop trying to make me coom

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 No.225006[Reply]

Fall bros…
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>>225047
Australia seems like a cool place, mogs the fuck out of the UK in nearly every way EXCEPT the weather, I feel sorry for you son, summer is the worst season easily and without any winter I could not survive because I inherited enough mayo monkey genes that my soul naturally yearns for Agartha but not enough that I find football enjoyable and want to move to Florida basically

 No.225062

>>225059
I like this image, I think my new gimmick will be posting cp (cosplay pictures)

 No.225100

>>225059
I say this

 No.225126

>>225006
A hoe is never cold a hoe is never cold a hoe is never cold

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 No.225402[Reply]

Rekt
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 No.225484

>>225413
whale rare

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 No.225495

spoiler in thumbnail

 No.225575

>>225495
Pretend reality is better



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 No.225432[Reply]

Do you like yuri in your country?
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 No.225582

>>225528
ban porn + create a facial recognition software that will detect people most likely to have harmful fetishes and monitor their activity

 No.225584

>>225561
don't do this

 No.225588

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>>225435
I used to like yuri but I have a bad habit of letting people I hate affect how I enjoy something out of pure disgust of being associated to them or the mere chances of realizing that they exist and having to read the abominations they post online, so when I realized that a large portion of yuriniggers are self-hating misandrist incel trannies who spurt anti-male rhetoric I stated to find yuri disgusting as I started to link all of these things together and I want to avoid these people so I started not only avoiding but straight up opposing yuri at every opportunity, mostly to rile up the yuritroons. I became more tolerant to it once I stopped watching animes and engaging in the communities and as consequences I forgot these creatures exist.
Now about yaoi, I obviously don't like it, especially because it is mostly targeted to females with romance between ikemen males. For a man to like it his mind would have to be as open as the one of a headshot victim or, of course, an actual unironic homosexual who is attracted to masculine males.
However, there is a exception to this, which is the rare one that is mostly insert into comedy settings and used as a comic relief, the archetype of the trap, the femboy, the otokonoko. There is (or used to be) the debacle where it was discussed whether liking traps was considered gay or not, because you're demonstrating sexual attraction to a man, but purely by the virtue of them exhibiting femininity. As I mentioned before, there is no yaoi involving this peculiar archetype, can it even be considered yaoi? There is a meme in this part of the weeb community where they call it "straight yaoi" which is funny as fuck.
This is what I believe.

But tl;dr I don't like yaoi, unless one or both of the males involved are female enough.

Discussing any of these things in the modern day and age (past 2020) is impossible because every single point and argument presented will sound like either cope or mental gymnastics, there is also the factor of it triggering some actual hysteric faggot whose clit will leak all over the place. I wish I could talk more about what I think but my communication is highly restricted by a certain planet so I always get misinterpreted and fear criticism.

 No.225673

Yuri is based from a romantic writing standpoint because women tend to feel romantic feelings more strongly, I enjoy yuri a lot but if it becomes too sexualized or it's clearly written by a man who has never spoken to a woman and is projecting his fetishes onto the characters it becomes doodoo

 No.225674

>autosaged
🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️



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