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 No.116521[Reply]

Post funny Jew quotes and funny Jew practices. Please do not post fake ass quotes made up by anti semites, only post real authentic Jew quotes. You can also post funny Christian or Muslim quotes/behavior if you want. Any Abrahamic religion is acceptable to make fun of.

This thread is for humor, please do not post stuff that isn't funny.

> Some Jews think Adam was a futa.
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 No.128150

>>128148
http://takenouchi-documents.com/
> The historical facts recorded in the Takenouchi Documents are extraordinary. Among them are the Sumera-Mikoto came to Earth from a higher world on Ameno-ukifune, the world government was located in Japan and the Sumera-Mikoto unified the world. The great holy masters of the world, Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Shakyamuni Buddha, Confucius and Lao-Tsu were born from the five-colored races which branched off from the Japanese race and all went to Japan for study and training. These facts may seem absurd and contrary to our prevailing understanding of world history. However, the archeological research of recent years has gradually revealed the true existence of ultra ancient civilizations which are all mentioned in the Takenouchi Documents.
New truth just dropped

 No.128151

i aint reading all that

 No.128152

It's peak.

 No.128153

Might as well be the German schizo

 No.128164

These christian pepe/wojak videos are so fucking cringe.



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 No.128122[Reply]

I wish i had ac's barneyfag essay from 2021 so i can post it when i see lee cord on the chan. sigh
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 No.128127

>memeboi
>Barneyfag
Once a ponynigger always a ponynigger

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>>128129
Thielpillers deleted this

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>hyper third world people

 No.128149

>>128122
It better be good if y'all still care about it in 2025



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 No.17535[Reply]

'mia on the 'log thoughbeit
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 No.119688

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Belated Christmas

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First 'mia of 2025!

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check out this lumia

 No.128120

>>117511
I thought this image was lame then i imagined the chocolate was poop and i laughed out loud!



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 No.127645[Reply]

The world is so unutterably boring. There's no telepathy, no ghosts, no flying saucers - they can't exist. The world is ruled by cast-iron laws. It's unbearably boring. These laws are not violated. They just can't be violated. Don't hope for flying saucers. It would be too interesting. There is no Bermuda triangle. There's a triangle ABC, which equals a triangle A1B1C1. Oh, how dreadfully tedious this statement is.
In the Middle Ages, life was interesting. Every house had its goblin, each church had God. People were young. Now every fourth person is old.
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 No.127985

>>127960
STOP ENJOYING LIFE

 No.128024

>>127960
never get bored

 No.128034

imagine if 2 meter tall hung futas were real lmao

 No.128041

>>128034
too big

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>>127960
>Kierkegaard once said that boredom is the worst torture imaginable to a human being
I've been to psych wards before where they just take basically everything from you so your left with nothing but a discount jail.
Most suicidals stop feeling suicidal from their previous emotions and only want to leave because of the absolute bordemn



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 No.124772[Reply]

tos
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>>124794
Pig yourself, pleb

 No.124840

Kek, its kino!

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>>124785
It's the second most translated and sold book after the bible

 No.128063

And ur the peon that follows him around

 No.128064

>>128063
I'm the priest who burns the books tho



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 No.122070[Reply]

fuck my nipah life I didnt know Higu was like this
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 No.127155

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ep3 fried my brain
- Satoko hallucinated her uncle after he died, pretty sure there was a tip that sort of supported that theory
- The body was stolen by ((them))
- I thought Mion, Rika and Rena were giving Keiichi alibi, especially the way Rena articulated slowly the "we all worked together to take down the big teddy bear"
"take down the big teddy bear, right?"
but then it got a bit confusing
I am thinking they are all bonkers in this episode or at least their bonkerino is activated since they all had hawk eyes, (except Satoko, she was too tired and broken for that shit I guess, except for the very end at the bridge fuck that was sad…)
- Irie is in on the thing, who the heck is a Mountain Dog, I thought the guys cleaning up the corpses were ((them)) (the government) but it turns out the gobernment evil is not them?? idk
Imramqi already told me that they are some evil nazi shit doing viruse tests but I am trying to pretend I don't know that yet even doe I watched anime like 200 years ago anyway thoughever

ep4 ROCKS HOT DAMN I LOVE IT SO MUCH it made me realize how tired I was with 13 year old PoV reddit ramble - I love how realistic Keiichi's writing is but hot damn, he literally confirmed himself to be a redditor while digging the grave and reminiscing about the past, gifted child my ass

 No.127156

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>>124136
I keep swapping between them but it ruins the immersion, I think sticking to OG is best way, show less, imagine more + background are PEAK atmosphere-wise

 No.127157

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also also does that mean the swamp erupts in every fragment?? or did Keiichi somehow activate the apocalypse by throwing the bike into swamp?? maybe he really had cool supernatural powers idk
I also thought he was transported to another fragment after Takano dropped him off at his place but that doesn't hold water
I still have no idea why the dopplegangers exist, it may just all be hallucinations but that would be a huuuge stretch, especially in explaining ep2…

I like how the story so far illustrates the fallibility of your own perception, I really, really dig that motive a lot - Higu + Umi is a pill a lot of people in this world could use swallowing

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higurashi i kneel……………

ep1 8/10
ep2 9/10 minus for the writing at the very end
ep3 10/10
ep4 12/10

I wish I had read it before Umineko, it would put me in the right state of mind to truly appreciate it
alas Umi still reigns supreme in terms of personal value one gains from reading it, even if we only compare both questions chapters

 No.128060

>>124136
They don't look too bad. The club members at least.



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 No.127837[Reply]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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Why does redditcord hate blue cheese on cheeseburgers

 No.128046

>>128043
They do?

Blue cheese is dog
shit in general imo but it's not a particularly egregious choice to put on a burger if you like it. I never saw anything weird about, say, a blue ribbon burger.

 No.128047

>>128046
blue cheese is peak

 No.128048

>>128046
Blue cheese is cat



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 No.20750[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Seeing as american imperialist mod be oppressing us colored folks 'n sheet, we'll now use broken english and continue to shitpost about ru boards.
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 No.127978

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pick your fighter

 No.127979

>>127978
Oleg Mongol

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 No.127984

>>127978
Ze skuf

 No.128021

>>127978
lyokha skufidon



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 No.127907[Reply]

ozempic is the AIslop of losing weight
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 No.127982

idgi

 No.127988

Being skinny is the most aryan thing you could be.

 No.127989

>>127988
Varg says aryan mfs need to have dad bods

 No.127991

>>127989
>B-b-b-but m-muh idol says…!!!

 No.128013

>>127989
Varg also shits in a toilet that isn't connected to a sewage system like a trve hyperborean.



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 No.127229[Reply]

Where do I find transgender friends who aren't retarded commie acab freepalestine but also not retarded wignat bootlickers.
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>>127301
woah, that's so cool

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>>127229
hey that's like my favourite koishi artist

 No.127835

all trans people have autisim so theyre gonna be into terminally online politics

 No.127994

This reminds me of Koibrit

 No.128002

>>127229
i have one currently and i had another one before too, I found both of them on discord



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 No.118689[Reply]

IM SORRRRRY IRAMQI I TRIED DELETING THE FAGBIT THREAD BUT I FORGOT THE PASSWORD PLS DONT MAKE ME GO BALD PLS PLS PLS IM ALREADY SCRATCHING MY HEAD AND SEEING HAIR FALL OUT
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>>127863
As a little boy I want to harm old women that treated me badly

 No.127912

>>126944
after the second time having an issue with a thread you can't delete you might want to consider not deleting your cookies every day.

 No.127922

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AC pin this thread

 No.127925

>>118692
someone didn't read the final tf2 comic, it has a very important message

 No.127954

>>127922
So ur saying u want a frog thread pinned



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 No.127873[Reply]

unpopular opinion: soysphere memes are funnier than oldfag 4chan memes
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 No.127881

What oldfag memes?

 No.127886

4chan was the funniest around 2012
2007 /b/ is literally reddit.

 No.127897

>>127886
My hecking doggos lol wow so random doge

 No.127898

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>>127886
Back then internet had zero shitcontrol

 No.127903

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>unpopular opinion: soysphere memes are funnier than oldfag 4chan memes



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 No.127760[Reply]

how do we make kiwifarms or party target incels and blackpill youtubers
they seem like easy targets
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>>127765
i just did this
now what

 No.127768

>>127765
KoЯn? Turn that shit WAY up my guy.

 No.127772

>>127767
>being a lolcow requires a lack of self awareness
I'm sorry bro it's too late if you did that

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>>127772
what should be my next move?

 No.127901

>>127761
>requires a lack of self awareness and egoism
erm… who's gonna tell him?



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 No.127609[Reply]

Just joined gays against niggers
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i shall negotiate peace between the gays and niggers on behalf of the white supremacist embassy
there's no reason we can't all get along

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why dont cat wear this, looks good on them

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nvm

 No.127882

>>127746
Holy shit it's Kikuri Hiroi fr the popular anime Bocchi the Rock!

 No.127885

>>127746
you already had the punchline ready when posting the 1st pic



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 No.72745[Reply]

>touhou crossplay
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 No.115783

>>115781
I get it

 No.115784

順 AND 純

 No.119403

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Say hello to my little friend

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>brohus

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