No.224865[Reply]
>Oh, hi Anon!
>What's that? You "hate all foids and wished they all got raped"?
>Well, it's not very nice to wish S-A on people, but it's great you're passionate about something! I feel like that's really missing from society these days, and I think it's really cute.
>I'm not sure what a "foid" is, come to think of it. Maybe we can talk about it over dinner at my place?
>Yeah, I live out in the city. I don't like to talk about it much, but I'm kind of loaded. My dad is friends with Maurizio Cattelan, I don't know if you know who that is, but my father gave him the idea for his art piece, Comedian. He didn't want to take the credit, but Mr. Cattelan gives us royalties anyways, so we've been coasting on that for the past few years.
>Anyways, how's work going?
>Oh, you're between jobs right now? That's perfectly fine. People like to stigmatize being unemployed, but it's really nothing to be ashamed of in this job market.
>Do you have your own place yet?
>No? Well, why are you being so sheepish about it? Intergenerational living is completely normal in lots of other countries! It's great your family cares enough to let you stay with them!
>Maybe, for tonight though, you can stay with me? I have some really cool animes I think you'll like. Have you ever heard of Attack on Titan? I just found out about it last week. I don't think many people know about it.
>Huh? It's "Reddit"? I love Reddit! I use Reddit to post my cosplay pictures sometimes. Sure, the people in the comments section get a little overexcited sometimes, but that's natural. Everyone does. I just hope they aren't too lonely in their real lives.
>E-whore? No, it's nothing like that. I haven't posted anything sexual. I thought about it a few times, but… I guess I'm just waiting for the right man. Maybe someone cute and empathetic. A guy a lot like you, actually.
>A-Anyways, my place, eight PM? Great, see you then!
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nothing remotely like this will ever happen to bantoids
No.225003
>>224969dude soygods are sigma males
