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 No.129537[Reply]

new spit
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 No.129869

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Nigger le bad… Because nigger!!!

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>Nigger le bad… Because nigger!!!

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>>129890
Barbie type beat

 No.138593

Real



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 No.132027[Reply]

Hello, my fellow aryan sirs. What have you coded today?
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>>132041
>>132070
Allegedly lua only has hashmaps.

 No.132076

>>132040
Stop being a lazy bitchass nigga

 No.132097

>>132075
me, when {1, 2, 3, 4}

 No.132098

>>132040
don't even try to learn this shit if you don't have either monotone robot voice or high pitched nasal youtube essay voice

 No.138590

>>132040
How is the progress?



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 No.138433[Reply]

Why doesnt dumpf get rid of this?
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 No.138525

>>138433
Who do you think is he working for?

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>>138523
Actually they're tapering QT rn

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>>138433
>Why doesnt dumpf get rid of this?

 No.138576

Umm he's like half doing this by appealing to crypto or something lol



 No.138259[Reply]

Blud is COOKED
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 No.138328

IT LIVES

 No.138507

I found a whole octopus. But its dead so no anal tentacles

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Octopussy

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>>138533
Delete this

 No.138570

>>138564
Havent played the 2nd game yet so i dont feel bad for mutilating and eating this octopus



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 No.68460[Reply]

>Hello, im houjuu nue. Wanna see my penis? I have a penis. It's big or small depending on my mood. I can swing it like a sword. Please look at it. Im… begging you~…
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>>133717
Im a grower. My penis is tiny when its flacid.

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i think my penis doubles in size when erect

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me when this thread is bumped

 No.138546

Thank you Nue for the snacks

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>>138546
You should consider showering.



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 No.136281[Reply]

> pajeets don't reply to the pajeet hate thread
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>>136281
They're to busy doing damage control and defending Sig Sauer on 4Chüd /k/ and Twatter because a P320 discharged into a cops ass (again) as a result of the safety mechanisms failing (again).

If you wanna talk to butthurt Indians and also make fun of retarded brand loyalists look for discussions about the P320 and M17 be it those being shat on or heavily shilled in favor of.

In short, Sig ain't what they used to be.

 No.136351

Whoops, I swear all that reddit spacing is an accident…

 No.136356

>>136350
I've always irrationally hated sig and I can't put my finger on why, thanks for validating my autism. Do a post on why the HK416 is an overrated piece of shit next.

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>>136356
>Do a post on why the HK416 is an overrated piece of shit next.
Isn't that just an AR with a piston instead of a direct impinmeeperent gas tube? I don't really have any strong opinions on it either way behind fuck H&K for not chrome lining their barrels for the price they're charging.

I dunno doesn't the HK416 just exist because of Muhreen and German autism and a fear of future trench warfare?



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 No.138063[Reply]

Post your favourite facts
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>>138235
underageb& arent allowed here GTFO

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>>138481
Im an adult

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>>138489
Too tall for a troonhou fan tbh

 No.138496

>>138494
what height should i be?

 No.138499

>>138108
why would any self respecting man go through the humiliating ritual of approaching women and dating them



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 No.138210[Reply]

Did you know that 2 of the 3 biggest retards in history are Spanish?
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 No.138327

what does this mean for 'sp

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>>138211
God I wish that were me.

 No.138416

Im sure the most retarded rulers would be some ancient chinese niggers or some niggers from byzantine

 No.138495

>>138240
Arminius was smart tho

 No.138508

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>says the autistic retard who prays to the magic kike while reading tarot cards, and at the same time calling others heathens
>says the autistic retard whose country ruined the rest of Europe 3 times and still going in process of another one



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 No.128028[Reply]

*taps the sign*
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>>130289
If your PSL was above 4 you would never even consider the military…

 No.130383

>>130289
Sometimes (way too fucking often) I can't tell if he's trolling or was actually considering it (apparently carefree neet life is not enough).

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>>138370
dats Shani Louk

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>>138370
Man on the right



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 No.86413[Reply]

>blud
>Bro is [ ]
>bruh
>let him cook
>who let blud cook
>lil bro thinks he's on the team
>cooked
>bro really thought he cooked
>this ain't it chief
>bussin
>waffling
>fr
>ohio
>[ ] in ohio
>[ ] be like
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 No.124150

I fucking hate the written language

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<The plunge in spending had nothing to do with consumer "retrenching" and everything to do with the US no longer funding opera lessons for transsexual Guinea pigs in Bora bora…

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>>86413
I've never seen anyone use these phrases in a genuine manner, they're always used sarcastically. Meanwhile basedllennials actually fond over 133t speech and other ancient nigger babble.



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do you like this look
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>>129572
welcum back

 No.129589

still cute

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 No.122410[Reply]

>handholding
>elon on top
>kissy face
>pov
what's not to like
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>>137912
The german georgecel is right these niggas are only having a temper tantrum that Elon Musk isn't a "good billionaire"

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>>137995
i'll get rich and get my own bbw cosplayer wife/broodmother, it's so close i can taste it

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>>137998
Post yo thighs

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>>138242
He should just go bald



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 No.138177[Reply]

Froggy Froggy Froggy!
Get Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy!
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>>138202
Spooked frog

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 No.138080[Reply]

Blumfp hate thread
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>>138082
This thread isnt a soyjack thread though are you retarded?

 No.138095

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>Sincere question. Why do you come to bantculture just to post wojak shit? What compels you people to do this? No one is angry or seething or think that they're ""getting pwned"". All you're doing is degrading the overall quality of the site and perpetuating that garbage like this is in bantculture's culture. I admit that bantculture has always had cancerous garbage, but you are others like you are actively trying to engulf the entirety of this place with it. Why?

 No.138139

>>138082
calm down

 No.138182

Trump 2028
Trump 2032
Trump 2036
Trump 2040

 No.138209

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>>138082
itd be different if he posted just a soyjak but i think it fits in the context of the image

and i hate soyjaks



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 No.138096[Reply]

TAP is taking over the world while timmy and tyrones muh dicking
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>>138142
much gracias senor
but what am i to do with this newfound knowledge

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>>138159
he cute

 No.138171

>>138158
the trans gun

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>>138135
When I was making that post I was thinking about how you'll be the person who will get it for sure



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