Alright, here’s a playful diss track about Kogasa Tatara from Touhou:
Verse 1: Yo, Kogasa, you’re just a forgotten umbrella,
Trying to scare folks, but you’re no thriller.
You pop out with a “Boo!” but no one’s impressed,
Your scare tactics, girl, are just a mess.
Chorus: Kogasa, Kogasa, you ain’t so scary,
More like a joke, your attempts are airy.
Keep trying, girl, but you’ll never be,
The queen of fright in Gensokyo, see?
Verse 2: You’re a karakasa obake, but you lack the fright,
More like a clown in the dead of night.
Reading ghost stories, trying to up your game,
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