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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.133782[Reply]

dead board
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 No.133816

>>133810
imagine a post like this on partyshartywhatever but talking about binters

 No.133817

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Here's a trvke for you:
Pretty much everybody who hates goats is a magic loving pedophile
>battler
demented retard in a wheelchair
>beatrice
literal tranny 'cord groomer
>the stakes
same furniture raisin as beato
>maria
grooming victim
>ange
gay piece of raisin that promotes the witch's illusions
>kinzo
westaboo 'cordpedo

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>>133816
it would look like >>133207

 No.133819

>>133816
>imagine if our discord server was relavent

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 No.133721[Reply]

"Better to be Chad in the Philippines than beta in the west"
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 No.133809

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you mean
in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king


i will cure your filthy zoomer brainrot one day

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>>133809
>i will cure your filthy zoomer brainrot one day
You will never be pogchampers

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>>133812
nobody says pogchamp anymore gramps

 No.133814

>>133812
nobody says pogchamp anymore gramps they only say hwabeyed

 No.133815

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>>133812
mooma is the opposite of zoomer fetishes
zoomers arent interested in pregnancy/lactation
it's working already



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 No.133749[Reply]

why don't i ever see her get posted here? that and a few other things are the only culture i remember from banter like 3-4 years ago when i used to browse it
anyway, have this FACT i made
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 No.133767

bant has no culture

 No.133773

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>>133749
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's oldchad time!

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>>133773
Spending lots of time on an imageboard makes you the opposite of a chad

 No.133777

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>>133776
Only genes make you a chad

 No.133784

Because thats boomer bant 1



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 No.104004[Reply]

sisters i recently made twitter and like i cant stop watching bunny videos like im genuinely addicted like its so cute im fff bunnies mubbeisvd
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>>133726
dude i have a speaker u just woke my whole house up

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>JDJDUWGYHVWVQGXUDHRJR

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>>133778
without the tattoos i could dig it



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 No.100057[Reply]

P. Diddy didn't kill himself
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>>129514
youre not junko

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>>129520
show me your ass

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 No.124741[Reply]

animals ive eaten tierlist
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>>133695
That's below average weight for American feet

 No.133719

>>133691
It's RAAAW!!!!!!!!

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 No.133743

>>133691
I thought you were black

 No.133774

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Have you tried this?



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 No.114416[Reply]

You will never be a real Jew. You have no shabat, you have no mitzvah, you have no oral torah. You are a idolatrous man twisted by false prophets and Christianity into a crude mockery of hashem's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back actual Jews mock you. Your prophets are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “Jewish friends” laugh at your ghoulish theology behind closed doors.

Real Jews are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of studying torah have allowed Jews to sniff out false prophets with incredible efficiency. Even false prophets who “pass” seem uncanny and unnatural to a Jew. Their is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Jew home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your apologetics.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s Jesus is king, but deep inside you feel the idolatry creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into Sheol. Your prophets will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your parents will bury you with a cross on your headstone, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a goy is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of you is a soul that is unmistakably nefesh.
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 No.133596

>>114657
me one the left ssp on the right

 No.133597

>>114657
r/LeEpicCrusade

 No.133598

>>133557
/k/cuck die, just die

 No.133599

Hinee ma toov uu'maa-naa-yiim
Sheevet akhiim gam yaakhaad
Hinee ma toov uu'maa-naa-yiim
Sheevet akhiim gam yaakhaad
Hinee ma toov
Hineeee ma toooov
Lalalaalalalalalaa
Hinee ma toov
Hineeee ma toooov
Lalalaalalalalalaa


 No.133751

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p'til qatsar (short cord, short fuse) פתיל קצר



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 No.54680[Reply]

I keep seeing a bunch of lambda/bern posts but not posts containing our favorite rat Erika.
Let's change that /bant/ I start.
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This is OP

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 No.133744

>>133505
you reap what you sow



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 No.132132[Reply]

>woke right
right wing zionist christians
>alt right
right wing anti-zionist christians
>real right
anti-abrahamic right wing
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 No.133696

>woke right
normalchads
>alt right
Incels
>real right
Incels that theres no theoratical chance will ever get pussy in their life

 No.133697

>>133696
>normalchads
Supporting Israel is sub 3 psl

 No.133698

>>133697
If woke right means republicunts then its mostly amerimutt blue collar workers that are voting for blumfp because libtards le bad

they probably cant even find isreal on the map or know about it

 No.133740

>>133696
>>133698
shot yourself in the head kike

 No.133741

>>133740
YOU CANT SAY THAT



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 No.133666[Reply]

Rate this penis
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 No.133674

>>133672
haven't rated btw

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>Rate this penis
the penis:

 No.133676

>>133674
thickess: 7.5/10
length: 3.5/10

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>>133675
im not opening a spoiler for asparagus_cock.jpg

 No.133688

>>133687
I wouldn't recommend it



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 No.132978[Reply]

Why we wasting billions funding soyentists for shit like a picture of a black hole with a resolution of a pixel art game
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 No.133012

>>133003
12:00 am on frog friday: Am I a joke to you?

 No.133015

>>133012
I wish every day was frog friday

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does bnat believe in aliens?

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>>133678
I don't fucking know why most rule34 of this girl is interracial, fucking gooners can't even make some futa.



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 No.116811[Reply]

New Plat just dropped
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>>124517
fishe with big tits gonna float

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>>133637
this rocks

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 No.116465[Reply]

More like 2hu more like 2hoes
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>>116486
i like this image

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>>116486
lois ehow the fuck do they manage to generate 4 chars at once

 No.124518

>>116560
controlnet, 0.7 canny + 0.9 human detection

 No.133660

bumpf



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 No.127412[Reply]

If your mom and your girlfriend (i know you incels dont have girlfriends so just imagine your anime waifu is real) switched bodies and the only way to switch them back is to fuck one of them which one would you fuck


Btw if they stay in the wrong bodies for a day they will die so you have to fuck them otherwise theyll die
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 No.127444

My gf (imaginary ofc) in my mom's body.

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 No.128347

The real answer is both btw

 No.128371

this post made melaughs

 No.133654

Froop



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 No.131571[Reply]

so what happened to this
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 No.131590

>>131580
i would kill for a chubby persian queen too

 No.131592

>>131590
damn sucks you cant be a white htn like me

 No.131593

jokes im subhuman

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>so what happened to this

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