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 No.148331[Reply]

The true origin of the Jellenheimer comes from an image drawn by the artist "Xeno", depicting several fluffy pony foals. The user named "BigBowlOfSketties" commented on the image at Fluffybooru and said "lol those are definitely not foals. Those are like a whole new species. I'll call 'em… Jellenheimers." Thus, a whole new 'fluffy species' was born. Since then, other artists have drawn several more images of Jellenheimers. In most of said images, the Jellenheimers stand in the background, sometimes partially hidden, serving more as cameo appearances rather than being the main focus. They never say or do anything, or interact with other characters. Like mentioned earlier, they just stand still and smile.

Jellenheimers are typically used as a joke in artworks. In some wierdbox settings, Jellenheimers are shown abusing fluffies, and may even be shown with supernatural abilities. Jellenheimers rarely appear in more serious settings.
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 No.148333

>>148332
its real i was there

 No.148336

jelqenheimer

 No.148401

<Jellenheimers are a small and strange breed of fluffies of unknown origin. They could be fluffy ponies having extreme birth defects, or perhaps they are a unique species. Their physical shape consists of four stubby legs, a pair of beady eyes, a torso and a face on the front. Unlike their cousins, they have no tail, neck, ears or mane. The color of their fluff is almost always red. No one is quite sure how they process nutrients, or even if they have a digestion system because they are never seen eating anything. They rarely ever speak but when they do they appear to be able to communicate with out moving their mouth and speak politely. How they survive is anyone's guess. For the most part, they just smile and stand around doing nothing particularly interesting.

 No.148429

the fluffy pony abuse comes from yukkuri and deformed Suiseiseki abuse, it was like the bmt of 2006
but no one here remembers it because most people here are zoom zoom zoom zoom

 No.148430

>>148429
I remember



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 No.144336[Reply]

Fat fuck dog
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 No.147227

nonsense spoiler

 No.148219

this is what every american momiji poster looks like
(when we kiss in my dreams)

 No.148220

>>144336
She’s big BONEd

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 No.128836[Reply]

im sad and lonely and need a significant other
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 No.148119

Wait is tewi poster underage
BAN

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>>148118
You always find yourself in these situations, it's a sign.

 No.148123

>>148122
Sign that im hella charismatic and cool because homosexuals such as urslef gravitate towards me?

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>>148123
is it cool to be attractive to homosexuals? theres probably a type of guy attractive to homosexuals but i dont think its a cool guy

 No.148298

>>148295
gays like extremes, either hypermasculine or hyperfeminine



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 No.144838[Reply]

the sakuya giving the cirno the fishe
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 No.148049

>>148038
Yuuka taille une pipe a Cirno

 No.148263

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>>148034
this image is giving me flashbacks to those evil fluffy pony torture comics

 No.148287

>>148263
the said community it’s still clopping along.

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 No.148021[Reply]

i'm leaving this site forever
goodbye
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 No.148229

>>148083
>besides before you came i was the only suigintou nigger here iirc
Uhhhhh…..no?

 No.148247

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>>148079
/bant/‘s used goods?

 No.148276

I'll be back in 2 weeks

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 No.149034

>>148276
This is false actually



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 No.147455[Reply]

we are officially
once again
here forever
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 No.147942

>>147941
being a neet is otaku culture

 No.147943

>>147942
Xe's insinuating that I'd fuck my mom

 No.147946

>>147942
Living with your parents reduces your CHAD rating. Allegedly.
>>147943
I was insinuating that only subconsciously. Consciously I assume you have both enough money and agency to just visit your bf and fuck him. Also you will never be a real Chris-chan.

 No.147986

>>147905
cado vibes

 No.148256

>>147946
What if your parents live with you?



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 No.147992[Reply]

new 'toss
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 No.148188

>>148187
Retard moment.

 No.148189

>>148179
> Secure tripcode salt changed
My hecking day one bant oldfag vanity tripcode is gone, I'm thinking it's over…

 No.148203

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>>148189
*tries them
*become other cool shit out of blind luck

 No.148238

>>148179
f for /f/

 No.148240

>>148179
F for /f/

We asked them out for the winterball way back when



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 No.44179[Reply]

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 No.141327

I play vidya and read books on company time too btw

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>>142054
07th fun fact #451: Don't look up whom Izanami got his favorite motto from, careful, you might die of peak fiction.
No wonder his chapter was the best one.

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 No.148215

>>148144
it's implied that that nigga put it in her bum



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 No.141520

>>141510
chibi, no_pupils, plump, toon_(style)

 No.147958

Borger

 No.147959

>body was to long
Oh, ever mind…

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 No.148194

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are we so back???



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 No.147997[Reply]

new stonetoss
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 No.148051

does anyone have that "leftist meme" image where the leftist appears to have taken the rightist meme, swapped the caricatures, and also made it seem butthurt

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 No.148068

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>>148018
no, It's not cool, die heretic

 No.148182

Sandheads pulling the peace card after all they did in the big 00/10s is a big oof



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 No.147678[Reply]

New porn engine dropped
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 No.147983

>>147948
>let's we forget these games ever existed: Morrowind, Kings Field, Severance: Blade of Darkness, Drakan: the ancient's gates

 No.148027

>>147845
I have more money than your entire bloodline lil bro

 No.148129

make boyhu mod

 No.148131


 No.148169

>the poorfag tranny thinks he has money if he says it louder
lmfao you POORFAG bitch, keep crying and dilating

HE'S
POOR
O
O
R



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 No.107397[Reply]

play sm64coopdx
https://github.com/coop-deluxe/sm64coopdx/releases/latest
choose opengl windows or whatever you need.

you will need US ROM of Super Mario 64 on startup.
join bros by clicking Join > Private Lobbies > password = touhou
if none are being hosted on coop.net, maybe host one yourself

when you have joined, rom-hacks and mods will be automatically downloaded.
you can change your playermodel by using text chat command
>/char-select

if you need help or coordination then you can join https://discord.gg/2cgJQmsP5T
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>>136942
meeper

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>>107397
Powerful.



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 No.104954[Reply]

touhou anal general
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 No.137059

>>129818
'mu's literal coinslot…

 No.141552

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váyase a la verga ade pendejo

 No.147215

x

 No.147218

>>124358
wait hold up

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 No.145205[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

So, we're past Y2K nostalgia, late 2000s aero nostalgia, and zoomers already have early 2010s nostalgia for things like Adventure Time and Minecraft…
When will the 2016 edgy ironic weeb revival begin?
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 No.147528

>>147517
>Nostalgia bad because
it is self-induced depression

 No.147532

>>147512
>Wasn't this era the benigging of the end for franku?
Yeah I think his last videos had high production value but were few and far between. Some of them were among his best tho. I think it might have been his peak of popularity but not sure.
>Pimp My Wheelchair (his best video, fite me)
BASTE
>its such a shame when you listen to old kanye music to think about what he became doe. He really is a gay fish.
It's the funniest happening in a long time and he's the only one continuing the legacy of edgy ecelebs of yore. If u still have anything left besides resentment for franku's brand of humor, I think u should loosen up a little when considering Ye's Hitler love and such and just learn to laugh about it a little, or ur gonna miss out. Yeah the music mostly kinda sucks but he got a lot of laughs out of me this year. It's kinda something that if you can have that sense of humor you'll love it and if you don't you'll hate it for what it looks like. Even /pol/tards seem to hate it because he's a nig and making their srs bizness neonazi cause look bad or whatever.
>>147528
In itself it's merely a rumination, doesn't necessarily come with depression. I think if you're currently in a shitty place, it can help you retain your soul to recall the good times and the things you love than to become stuck in the negative things.

 No.147539

>>147528
Thou will understand, one day. At thy twilight, old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia.

 No.148094

>>145206
literally me fr

 No.148128

>>147512
2016 was the beggining of the end of the entire internet not just filthy frank there hasn't been anything actually good since 2016



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 No.86413[Reply]

>blud
>Bro is [ ]
>bruh
>let him cook
>who let blud cook
>lil bro thinks he's on the team
>cooked
>bro really thought he cooked
>this ain't it chief
>bussin
>waffling
>fr
>ohio
>[ ] in ohio
>[ ] be like
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>>86413
I've never seen anyone use these phrases in a genuine manner, they're always used sarcastically. Meanwhile basedllennials actually fond over 133t speech and other ancient nigger babble.

 No.148033

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>>86413
>didn't let him cook

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 No.148125

>>86413
>yall
I say this but I'm a southerner so its okay even though I use it somewhat ironically because not many people say yall.



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