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 No.136249[Reply]

"Pajeet's Broken Code and the Call of Nature"

Pajeet left Bengaluru, with dreams in his head,
To Silicon Valley, where the tech giants tread.
He packed up his laptop, his chai, and his pride,
But his code was a mess, and his habits—oh, wide!

Oh, Pajeet, Pajeet, with your code so weak,
And the call of the wild, you just couldn’t tweak.
From the streets of Pune to the Valley’s bright lights,
Your bugs and your habits gave everyone frights!

He faked every interview, Googled his way through,
But his coworkers groaned, “What’s this garbage code do?”
They’d sniff and they’d whisper, “What’s that smell in the air?”
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File: 1741718780493.mp3 (3.75 MB, The Poo Track.mp3)


 No.136279

>>136249
It's a shame I gotta wait till tomorrow to make an actual song from it because I ran out of suno credit and I'm not gonna pay them.

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 No.136304

how come my ai songs sound good and pajeet's songs aren't?



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 No.126847[Reply]

just did my taxes
guys i owe the feds 15 bucks wtf do i do bros…..
also tax hate thread o algo
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 No.136208

Мариса

 No.136217

Woah thanks for reminding me

 No.136218

>>126847
sucks but you'll have to increase your withholdings.
however they'll end up paying you next year.

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got a 7k return
aka the government got a 1 year interest free loan from me for $7000 as well as about $50k directly in income tax
my state made a very large investment in my municipality's infrastructure, but i think it will be more than 5 years before my property appreciates in accordance with one year's worth of income tax, and otherwise i don't benefit from that (i am a 100km commuter and live far from downtown, where the municipal spending is centralized).
my workplace couldn't exist without society, and i'm a bad guy, so i consider it the price of being admitted to the machine (society)

and it gives me mixed feelings

 No.136295

>>136218
no thats stupid just like how >>136291 says its just giving the government an interest free loan, oh but if i owe money and i dont pay it immediately i have to get fucked by the irs



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 No.135746

>>135745
do not the wabbit

 No.135747

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its 16:30 and i spent all day since 0600 playing monster hunter wilds then i started drinking beer a half hour ago

 No.135760

>>135741
Nah, he is far too docile and comprehensive

 No.136163

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>>135741
>ur style of posting reminds of buon or someone with a similar name from bant1
I think it's just a subconscious effect of everyone adopting each others phrases and patterns to an extent after a while here. Bant 2 Electric Boogaloo truly is it's own unique culture now.

Maybe if we invade an irrelevant patch of desert no one wants we can form out own country and get a seat in the UN in the future.

>>135008
>We left bro in 2019 💀
Grim

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 No.126618[Reply]

I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALES
I FUCKING HATE SALESI FUCKING HATE SALES
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 No.126723

>>126722
why not try the normal hole

 No.126725

>>126723
His mouth is taken by shawarma

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 No.136190

Brap

 No.136278

>>136190
pretty much this



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 No.135441[Reply]

tell me a lesser known piece of lore from your paracosm
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 No.136096

>>136088
how did you achieve such a thing?

 No.136098

>>136096
bruh we are talking about worlds in our heads

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 No.136274

I have two pet trannies, I force them to cosplay as Renko and Maribel and have them fuck each other.

 No.136275

the meta is having two paracosms, one being an escapist fantasy and the one being serious intricately written world with rich lore



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 No.135076[Reply]

The salaries of European Union (EU) officials vary based on their roles, grades, and levels of experience. Here's an overview of the basic monthly salaries for different categories:

Administrators (AD Grades):

- Entry-level administrators typically start at grade AD 5, with a basic monthly salary of approximately €4,384.38.

- Senior administrators can reach up to grade AD 16, with salaries up to €17,054.40 per month.

Assistants (AST Grades):

- Assistants start at grade AST 1, with a basic monthly salary of about €2,675.40.

- Experienced assistants at grade AST 11 can earn up to €5,672.78 per month.

Contract Agents (Function Groups I-IV):
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 No.135108

I get PTSD when I'm reminded of old bant cause of how aids it was

 No.135122

>>135087
Some old attentionwhore

 No.136201

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>>135076
TL;DR last I checked EVROPIANϟ literally all either live in straw huts or oppressive unsightly grey comblocs. Everyone except Italians of course.

 No.136225

>>136201
We live in mudhuts

 No.136255

>>135076
that's cool, but can I see her boobs?



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 No.134623[Reply]

where is iramqi
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 No.136172

>>136148
>did you know that *bluh bluh bluh*?

 No.136236

sitting on my cock

 No.136240

>>136236
i need you

 No.136245

>>136240
really??

 No.136246

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 No.136204[Reply]

real
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 No.136212

>>136211
Wheres ur flag

 No.136213

the Third Temple

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>>136212
Traded it for skittles

 No.136224

>>136216
love kogasad



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 No.126577[Reply]

Iramqi hasnt made a thread in 2+ plus days, I'm going to lose my mind
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 No.136187

iramq isnt real

 No.136219

Your posts are an order of magnitude better better when you arent tard gay simping some random middle eastern twink because owo programmer socks gay sex, he will never date you

 No.136220

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>>136219
stop demoralising the blud

 No.136221

>>136220
keep ponyposting

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 No.118406[Reply]

pls rember
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 No.129777

>>121083
is it here yet

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test

 No.136156

>>121083
is it here yet

 No.136166

>>136156
oh fug i forgot shit its probably got stolen

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pls rember



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 No.68918[Reply]

why aren't you cosplaying as touhous while posting it's not even expensive to order an outfit
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>>126700
Being an asshole makes me crashout so I'd rather not be one.
It does stem from selfish desires and my warped ass view of what is right/good and wrong/bad, though.

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 No.126729

>>126724
go to a store and just fucking buy one?

 No.126766

>>126724
Gift wrap on Amazon

 No.136182

tsmt



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 No.125142[Reply]

>7ft tall women
>Huge tits and ass
The dream
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>>136154
Chad in Mumbai

 No.136162

>>136154
I'm not fat

 No.136167

Fucking shitters ruined a good thread kill yourself retards

 No.136169

>>136167
NT bullies always win

 No.136171

>>136093
Why there is still no gyate flash animation cartoon? Would be sweet.



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 No.128575[Reply]

Muv luv mogs your shitty detective visual novels
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 No.129307

>>129306
shalom

 No.129320

Shalom lach Mirjam
b’ruchath Hahhesed, Adonaj imach.
b’rucha att banascim, uvaruch p’ri bithnech Jescua.
Mirjam haqqedoscah, Em HaElohim, hithpal’li ba’denu hahhotim,
’atah, uviscath mothenu. Amen.

 No.129323

vvvvv

 No.129574

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>>129273
> yuuko
holup is this really all there is?

 No.136168

>>129574
yeah that was disappointing. Even more so since there's no sex CG's in the all ages version

>it simply felt very forced

Yeah, I guess I know what you mean. I still liked it. I hope you enjoy alternative. It's maybe hyped to oblivion, but I think it's really damn good. I replay parts of it fairly often.



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 No.136016[Reply]

I support drop the T(estesterone)
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 No.136119

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>>136117
>>136118
then it devalues humans…

 No.136122

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it doesn't allow explicit images

 No.136123

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censoring works

 No.136124

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Do these

 No.136161

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>>136018
Berry interesting but don't some estrogens actually benefit testosterone? I guess that all depends on a wide variety of factors such as soil make up, local genetic makeup, and what kind of pesticides are used if any at all.

Over all though EVROPAN VVRILL wine > Amerilard GMO soy beer



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 No.132358

>>132065
OP looks like this and shes about to examine my WMD 😉

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 No.132383

>>132358
does that make saddam hussein your prostate in this analogy

 No.132398

>>132358
I own the nuclear code though

 No.136160

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It happened again, why do I even bother making long thought out posts on 4Chüd. Jarties are cancer but they're right to shit on that platform.



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