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Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 23:20:52 No.262175 [Reply]

ChatGPT, make soyjaks more funny

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 00:06:01 No.262210

>>262199
I can't put my finger on it since human beings are so complex, right now I'm thinking about how I was born extremely analytical, neurotic and a money grubber, maybe the analytical nature causes me to absolve things and disassociate from reality for better decision making, or all of the crises make each new problem seem little, and it's also that I have a lot of faith in my family and loved ones and know I'll be alright even if my life goes to zero
I also developed disassociative personality disorder when I was a child which is associated with sociopathic money grubber types since they don't take stimuli the same way as humans are supposed to
I also don't think I could work a 9-5 maybe since I always want my privacy and the ability to bathe

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:48:35 No.262317

I sleep 9~11 hours

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 13:37:45 No.262397

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 14:00:26 No.262410

>>262317
i sleep 15 hours

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 14:03:39 No.262415

>>262410

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 13:31:19 No.262389 [Reply]

Anti-Plato interlocutors like to use "Demiurge" because it makes Plato sound weird.

It's Greek for "craftsman."

It's a remarkably humble description of the Deity as craftsman of the cosmos.

Imagine portraying God as a craftsman?

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 13:32:25 No.262391

Artistotle>plato

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 13:39:44 No.262399

>>262391
Aristotle is the poison that killed the west

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Anonymous 08/17/25 (Sun) 02:02:49 No.192081 [Reply]

Gayness is leaving your body. You are straight. You don't like crossdressing.

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 03:50:09 No.262289

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It's working.

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:19:49 No.262301

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>>192081
No it isn't. Just because you said it will doesn't mean anything will happen. Who do you think you are?

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:50:41 No.262307

>>232783
nvke

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:49:42 No.262327

I'm straight

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 13:35:43 No.262395

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Anonymous 01/26/26 (Mon) 20:13:27 No.260694 [Reply]

I've heard this website is based and conservative
Can you tell me about Charlie Kirk? I've never really heard much about him and would like to know more

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 05:04:33 No.262310

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Kasen Ibarakirk

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 05:07:16 No.262311

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Kill Seiga Kakirk

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:49:49 No.262328

>>262310

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 12:50:48 No.262379

What do HombreWhale and Charlie Kirk have in common?
Xey are both Jewish
:fact:

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 12:51:50 No.262380

>>262379

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 10:14:53 No.262362 [Reply]

me and who?

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:39:31 No.262371

>>262370
igi

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:47:04 No.262373

>>262370
We know who this is

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:50:42 No.262375

rutaka and ssp damn

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 12:03:33 No.262377

I'm Tails because I'm a fox
:fact:

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 12:49:33 No.262378

M. Pidoras and m*dospin.

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Anonymous 12/14/25 (Sun) 04:02:30 No.241209 [Reply]

sinclair thread

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Anonymous 01/18/26 (Sun) 17:35:23 No.257148

>>257059
I'm bumping this shit so hard btw
:peak:

Anonymous 01/18/26 (Sun) 17:36:10 No.257149

Anonymous 01/21/26 (Wed) 14:25:02 No.258155

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>>257059

nophono 01/21/26 (Wed) 15:20:37 No.258170

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>>258155
an oomfie could have fixed him

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:59:41 No.262376

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:24:50 No.262366 [Reply]

Just found out from Professor Jiang that Karl Marx was a capitalist agent funded by Friedrich Engels' wealthy capitalist father to create a suicidal evolution of socialism that methodically destroys monarchy, theocracy, nationalism and democracy in order to force all civilizations into international capitalist systems

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:25:57 No.262367

said that

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:37:07 No.262369

Her feet should be covered in cum

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:46:41 No.262372

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the billions of dollars of russian state wealth owned by the romanov dynasty were seized by western central banks and wall street after their murder by the bolsheviks
wow

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 11:48:02 No.262374

讲講
将將
江
降

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John Worker, Working-Class American 01/29/26 (Thu) 14:07:22 No.261929 [Reply]

Why are stupid people so against AI? It seems like there's a specific cohort of people who hate AI, SaaS, buy-now-pay-later, smart technology, big investment firms, and subscription models. I think these people just hate innovation and capitalism, maybe we should consider turning some people into biofuel. Pic is me btw.

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Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 14:29:56 No.261941

I say this

Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 20:04:31 No.262121

>>261929
160 IQ trollpost
But why admit to be trolling?

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:16:33 No.262299

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>>261929
I agree with everything except the part about turning people into biofuel. Please don't do that.

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:49:29 No.262325

>>262299
I might say this

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 10:44:05 No.262365

>>262299
I remember there was an old 70s Doctor Who episode where there were living plants and they would like drag people under the plants to their death and some guy got put in a mulcher
Doctor Who can be fuckin disturbing
Like that one episode whether there was just a hole in the ground and The Doctor was like "yeah that's a hole to an antimatter dimension, you CEASE TO EXIST if you fall in"

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Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 23:15:45 No.262169 [Reply]

Does anyone else find masculine men with pretty faces in feminine clothing to be really appealing
:elated:

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:49:01 No.262321

you know the answer

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 09:05:01 No.262342

>>262321
Can you be Kazamkhi again
:waka:

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 09:14:27 No.262343

>>262342
He's trying his best

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 09:45:34 No.262350

>>262342
I'm trying my best

SlimJim 01/30/26 (Fri) 10:37:10 No.262364

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>>262246
Any goal is worth it if you truly want it. Doesn't matter what it is.

We're all bound by time to eventually age out and die. That's why we gotta live life to the fullest with the time we have left.

Btw a burger every week or 2 is fine as long is you fit it into your daily calories. Worst case scenario you do more cardio or eat a bit less the next day. It's the weekly average that makes a difference

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Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 19:48:23 No.262116 [Reply]

yknow what im sayin

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 08:10:55 No.262331

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there's something adorable about a guy who defeats someone and is like "poor thing, I should've gone easy on you…" which is absolutely atypical and thus otherworldly and charming o algo
other avtistic agpbabas should learn from him methinks
evenKirk I donut know if it's sincere and he would just finish a person in cold blood irl

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 08:41:52 No.262336

>>262331
As Petronius puts it:

"Even the wise man fights when offended,
And the victor is merciful, when the fight’s ended"
:brain2:

And this is the explanation for his behaviour methinks.

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 08:54:00 No.262340

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>>262331
This image rocks.

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 09:29:35 No.262346

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>>262331
It's disrespectful. You should have respect for the warriors you've defeated (if they deserve it) not pity them

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 09:41:13 No.262348

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>>262336
true inheritors of ancient wisdom and civilization
avtistic agp otakus
aristocracy of today
>>262340
I say this
>>262346
well, you're right yk

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Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 04:52:36 No.261768 [Reply]

People be like
The medieval peasant had it so much better omg they had long holidays and a family
>No air conditioning/refrigerator
>Dies after getting a splinter
>Gets peeled like a banana and boiled alive after making fun of the king

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Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 08:37:46 No.261835

never make fun of the king

Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 08:56:36 No.261853

>>261768
All worth it over modern crapsciety

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 05:00:31 No.262309

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 06:11:09 No.262316

>>261853
given your posts you would be first to the gallows

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 09:33:31 No.262347

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>>262316
I would be the spoiled son of a noble and get to treat the peasants however I want

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 02:03:14 No.262271 [Reply]

Madokanon is such a good little boy
All I have to do is say something and he’ll delete his boring thread for me, so I can see the rest of the ‘rin.

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Madokanon 01/30/26 (Fri) 03:14:30 No.262285

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>>262284
i just figured out how to have touhou running without that much input lag on my laptop so i can do something fun again

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 05:40:00 No.262314

>>262284
i said this

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 05:44:44 No.262315

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>>262285
Awesome!

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:50:46 No.262330

>>262315
idk but this image looks powerful

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video games Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 15:39:14 No.118032 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

post video games in this thread
screenshots
gameplay clips
new games youre hyped for

and share information about photo/video compression to help others get their clips online

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:07:43 No.262295

>>262291
More stardew valley fangirl devs

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Nice improvement.

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:31:08 No.262302

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HOLY SHIT

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:32:45 No.262303

>>262302
Nice

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:49:35 No.262326

>>262274
I care, winner

Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 14:47:37 No.261947 [Reply]

>Creepypastas will never be a thing in real life!
Meanwhile, Creepypastas in real life:

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Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 17:56:20 No.262049

when I was really young I used to do this with onions to show my dad how manly I was

Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 18:17:57 No.262069

>>262049
I'm tired of young healthy boys being groomed into pegging

Anonymous 01/29/26 (Thu) 18:23:01 No.262072

>>262049
I did this but with lemons

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:09:21 No.262296

I ate one of the pods and then i went to sleep and i wokeup and it was burning

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:49:24 No.262324

>>262296
>>261996 warned of dat

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 00:22:24 No.262220 [Reply]

Bant moment.

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Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 01:49:17 No.262260

Hombre Whale moment
:waka:

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 02:03:24 No.262272

>>262232
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:01:18 No.262292

>>262272
I did i read it and they turned him into a baby

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:06:23 No.262294

>>259766

Anonymous 01/30/26 (Fri) 07:49:16 No.262323

that image has been posted before but I still haven't managed to read it Kirk

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