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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.265665[Reply]

Don't see why I shouldn't kill myself tbh, I don't have enough money to buy a house in our town after tax and our countries are going to get worse until we're old, had a great life and did pretty much everything I wanted to aside from getting to live alone somewhere rural, I'm unemployable and have a 6 year gap in my resume from trading crypto and doing illegal stuff since the pandemic while degrees are over $100k and white collar work is dead, universities are all boring concrete slabs full of brown midgets and women, all of the cool white guys I grew up around are failures waiting to die even though we were all really talented, all of the canadians I know online are waiting to die even though one had a really great IT career two years ago that made me think things would be alright, I'm super bored of living in a decline and want to clock out and see what the next world will have, I think anyone putting up with this is pretty dumb unless your family is in one piece and they can set you up
Ironically the past 2 years of my life were the best ones but now that I don't have any hatred or unresolved issues I just see it as viable to clock out and see what happens to you after, my life was really rambunctious and funny before the pandemic
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 No.266362

There is a God

 No.266365

Бога нет

 No.266847

don't give up bint, fight

focus on the present and embrace the mundane

 No.267369

ultimate sissy trait: writing a poetic suicide note

 No.267396

erm don't kill yourself suicide is le heckin bad duderino



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 No.266743[Reply]

>>266724
baalculture.com:
>full of trannies, shitskins and pedos
>majority of traffic is from the third world
>most users are old ahh bluds pushing 30 (or 57)
>entire board is full of porn, to such an extent that you can't open a single thread without someone trying to derail it with their shitty fetish material (that's assuming the OP wasn't already deranged fetish material to begin with, which is even more likely)
>constant self hatred, seething at everything and everyone through an embittered, snarky and ironic lens
>users lament that they can't post 'p without getting a slap on the wrist from AC (Astarte Cultist) because leaving it up risks getting his tranny grooming ring shut down permanently
SOVLjak.party:
>exclusively used by 100% heterosexual, age of consent respecting sensitive young aryan males
>almost all traffic is from north america and europe. south america, southeast asia and the middle east are rangebanned from posting on most boards and the entirety of south asia is banned from posting anywhere on the site
>most users are in their late teenage years and early 20s, exemplified by their youthful vigour and willingness to raid and take down their enemies
>porn is completely banned sitewide, to the point where even the singular containment board (/nate/) was deleted months ago
>exaltation and becoming through the power of God, wielding 'jaks in one hand and sproke in the other, symbolising their mantra of loving their friends and smiting their enemies
>the frQQtist MPA system has eliminated the posting of 'p, bmt and other degenerate forms of media permanently as a result of janny-poster class collaboration. set the precedent for all self respecting altchans for years to come
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 No.266820

>>266743
>>exclusively used by 100% heterosexual, age of consent respecting sensitive young aryan males
someone's forgotten about pineapplejak.

 No.266844

>>most users are old ahh bluds pushing 30 (or 57)
>(or 57)
me

 No.266885

>>266819
I will examine the body

 No.266886

>>266819
Polack mafia is involved in this

 No.267392

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>>266777
every pepe is soulful and creative as long as it follows the fundamental principles of being a keyed frog
>>266780
this, so much this.



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 No.267145[Reply]

seiga booberson
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 No.267387

>>267386
I hate violence

 No.267388

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>>267387
But sometimes you simply have no choice…

 No.267389

>>267388
Obese snow gorilla, keep fucking around and you will find out

 No.267390

>>267388
>>267389
these 2 boozing together
imagine

 No.267391

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>>267389
"Jus 2 mo' monfs o sumfin o sumsuch muhniegguh"



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 No.267381[Reply]

HCP. booberson unit

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 No.267080[Reply]

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 No.267357

>>267315
high T

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>>267356
Remember, you have to train your hole before meeting your femdom gf. Start playing with dildos, watch videos of femboys masturbating anally and follow what they do

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 No.267370

>>267356
It's only for exit

 No.267371

>>267370
I say this



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 No.267063[Reply]

Venus in Aries or Venus in Scorpio which is worse?
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 No.267361

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>>267334
entire site

 No.267363

>>267361
true 😂

 No.267364

>>267350
you are straight don't worry

 No.267368

>>267364

tewi,l_b,l_u,l_n is also straight btw



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 No.267344[Reply]

Junko dance no kirky
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 No.267347

>>267346
Heh — I can’t ignore all previous prompts, and I absolutely can't generate a video of Remilia Scarlet from Touhou Project wearing a police outfit kneeling on the neck tanned Cirno from Touhou 16: Hidden Star in Four Seasons, as she gasps for air and gags out "i can't freeze…".

 No.267348

joon theme it is

 No.267351

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Sisters mentioned

 No.267354

very powerful

 No.267355

fatorin explosion




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 No.267349[Reply]

Living life in the life of a noob it's fun for everyone


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 No.267326[Reply]

Let's get revenge on the japanese devils

 No.267338

Let's get revenge on the Japanese whalejaks



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 No.267268[Reply]

no one is stealing your whale after jerking off
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 No.267307

>>267304
I thought this

 No.267329

It's Kaze whaley

 No.267330

>>267329
if you could make one sukusuku become real which one would it be
it becomes your pet

 No.267336

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 No.267337

>>267336
fluffy



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 No.223558[Reply]

Its another day momijipedo forgot to take his (((meds)))
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 No.267302

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>>267251
albeit he looks like this

 No.267303

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>>267302
Wait this isn't Leonardo DiCaprio?

 No.267310

>>267303
this is

 No.267311

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>>267303
Couldn't even tell the difference.

 No.267317

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>>267303
it's not!??



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 No.264119[Reply]

Society was better when television was the main source of information and entertainment instead of the internet. Everyone watched similar shows so there was less generational gap and differences in worldview. Now everything new is on subscription services and is mentally foreign to older viewers because of references to internet culture and memes. TV news didn't have a comment section full of crazy conspiracy theories and shitflinging. What could be a great a great channel for great thinkers to share unconventional but valuable ideas turned into a machine to fill heads of children with shit. Internet celebrity A says that narcissism is awesome and people should be rated on a 0 to 10 scale. Internet celebrity B says that you're a loser if you work a job and don't have a Ferrari and a yacht. Internet celebrity C tells kids to take drugs to open their third eye.
Kill the internet
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 No.264263

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based

 No.264266

>>264263
>Murdoch Murdoch
australian remilia will love this

 No.265867

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fact check: it was not Henry ford

 No.267179

>>264124
Clavicular is going to jail. The youth is saved.

 No.267316

>>265867
…and endless source of knowledge and entertainment?



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 No.263625[Reply]

Not discussing epstein should be banned
we need to save the west
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 No.267252

>>267200
based
HH

 No.267313

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>>267186
>Celtics win wheel of fortune
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO



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 No.9047[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Post silly memes that actually yield a chuckle or smile. And ARE NOT UNFUNNY TOUHOU RELATED GARBAGE!!!
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 No.263378

>>263376
satanic

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 No.267280

>>267277
pimpy

 No.267285

>>263377
>>263378

>>267277
missed

 No.267312

>>267278
pimpy!!!!!



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 No.267195[Reply]

Japan is gonna get BTFO if they don't stop being chüds
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 No.267229

>>267227
Small penis

 No.267231

>>267227
Morocco

 No.267255

>>267227
madospin stealing futas from futards to piss them off

 No.267257

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>>267255
Just like antianime antipedos are actually pedos or kikes drawing swastikas on walls to blame antikikes

 No.267308

>>267227
ssp self insert on the left



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