No.249662[Reply]
i have come into the possession of the knowledge that last night, a soyBVLL mannerbund attempted to raid this website in the name of stealing a GET that is (or was) at least multiple days away from occurring naturally, with their primary motives being to cement themselves in soystory by getting mentioned in the "GET" article featured on the illustrious soyjak wiki and to provoke bintrannies to seethe, then to dilate, then to seethe some more, then to dilate some more, and then to finally join the 41% army. unfortunately for our aspiring young warriors, the toxic aura emitted by the cancerous shithole known as transqueenture.dnb caused these naively unadjusted soyteens to experience mass casualties, resulting in the lucky few who managed to escape the janny's indiscriminate banhammer to flee in terror from the mere sight of the foetid content to be found on /bant/'s slow moving catalog. there are an estimated 273 fallen soyldiers and an additional 128 confirmed deserters. the primary cause of death is believed to be noxious gas inhalation, although rapidly spreading radiation induced retinal cancer is also a leading contributing factor to this inordinately high death toll.
in the words of one wise soyKING:
>Bant to us is what the caananites were to the Israelites
thoughts, bantshoopdawhoopas?
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>>249852skunk spray is pee actually