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 No.257479[Reply]

What is “Yukari Whale”?

Yukari Whale is a deliberately absurd depiction of Yukari as a literal whale (sometimes extremely fat, ocean-sized, or cosmic).

The humor comes from:

Exaggeration (imageboards love pushing traits to ridiculous extremes)

Visual shock / nonsense

Repetition until it becomes funny through familiarity

It has no official lore meaning in Touhou. It’s purely a community-created joke.

Why a whale specifically?
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 No.257482

It's over for Canadian chink

 No.257485

>why does the whale persist

every few months someone new asks
every few months we explain
every few months the explanation becomes worse

first it was “haha big yukari”
then it was “ancient and vast like the sea”
now it’s just there, watching threads sink and resurface

you don’t post the whale
the whale appears

if you don’t get it yet, that’s fine
gensokyo has laws
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 No.257362[Reply]

Undertale Yellow thread
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 No.257439

Idk

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 No.257453

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>Literally who
>Name is literally just a ripoff of the tranny game
>looks like trannyshit
>OP is South Asian
Fail, autosage.

 No.257454

>>257453
Respect

 No.257471

>>257453
Please stop claiming I am Indian



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 No.257464[Reply]

dlead board tlak about some t i

 No.257465

Okay
to get more pph back we need another /bant/chad to cut off her balls
Who is gonna do it

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 No.257467

jokes

 No.257468

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>>257466
Hey there, did you know that you might not actually be a boy and are probably a "trans girl egg" and you should visit 4chan.org/lgbt



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 No.257390[Reply]

90% of all tranime sucks i can't believe i spent years watching hundreds of them
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 No.257424

All animes are good

 No.257427

>>257414
Theres only three of them:
Girl silly lole
Girl cute lole
Girl sexy lole

 No.257447

You can get older and come to feel that way about any form of entertainment until there's nothing left

 No.257450

I still enjoy watching old episodes of bayblade, crush gear, and yugioh(I used to watch them almost every morning in primary school) from like 20 to 25ish years ago and to this day dragon ball, dragon ball z and dragon ball gt are my fucking jams.

 No.257456

I say this.



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 No.257162[Reply]

Interesting videos thread
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 No.257308

>>257306
japanese noko (tactical)

 No.257311

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>>257200
cosplay+random airsoft gear is always really lame to me
i guess its fine that they are just combining thing they like with other thing they like
but men wearing dresses and wearing chest rig at the same time, something about it is just too stupid

 No.257315

>>257311
I agree and it is very boring to me especially because it gives blue archive vibes. I think a more unique way of combining these things would be to do your hair and makeup how you normally do especially if you are one of these cracked out Asian nokos and just wear the full kit. That way it isn't jarring.

 No.257434

>>257308
they are from france

 No.257452

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>>257315
>it gives blue archive vibes
that's aryan shemmycuck



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 No.257430[Reply]

Hey wassup bant, I'm a waiter at Denny's any tips to redpill my customers.

 No.257442

We all like baby yoda lil bro ain't nothing u can do



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 No.257336[Reply]

The average white person is docile and passive-aggressive because generations of feudalism. If anybody spoke or stood against the king, they were executed without discussion. This created a gene pool of white men who accept an alpha white leader with no question, or at most passive-aggressive acceptance.

They have passed down the instinct that the white king - the government - is never to be spoken of. You only speak of the king with special words and reverence. You shut your whore mouth when you talk about the king!

Inb4 "B-but we were white conquerors!" No. White royalty conquered. White banks conquered. But you? Jeremy or Zach or Danny? You are a stupid cow like J'Taveion or Rodrigo or Chang.
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 No.257419

or a bimbo woman

 No.257423

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 No.257401[Reply]

po po po poyopoyo po

 No.257402

this is good

 No.257404

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Two years ago I made a similar thread

 No.257411

this is good

 No.257421

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I don't speak japanese



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 No.229663[Reply]

Fumo
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 No.257318

>>257316
do everything in your power to keep them alive because life is precious and gyate babies understand this so if the mushroom colonies die they'll be sad

 No.257320

>>257318
What happened is that they arrived 3 days earlier than expected which means they were frozen in a mailbox for a lil bit there lole
Since it's liquid mycelium and not spores it's at higher risk of dying from below 0 but I thawed it super slowly in a fridge and the appearance looks good to me
I have a bunch of one syringe injected in the grow bag, the other one is going in the corn jars and two agar plates, and what's left of the first one is on two agar plates

 No.257332

>>257197
>Watching teenagers do cocaine and walk around for 3 hours is not a political act. It’s homoerotic slop.

 No.257371

Is the shit above related to original post?

 No.257417

drugs bad



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 No.257358[Reply]

i keep hearing about bint mansion but i never see it
could it be an SCP
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 No.257378

>>257372
it's such a waste of resources when you're imagination can already generate all the porn and 'p one can ever possibly dream of.

 No.257379

>>257378
That's the next move, using literal neurons instead of cores simulating neural networks.
Instead of electricity you use corn syrup.

 No.257380

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>>257379
Next move is actually raping children so you dont have to imagine

 No.257383

>>257379
makes you wonder why china hasn't already started researching how to pull apart uyghurs and falun gong practitioners for spare parts to eventually build some kind of mass neural computing aray. it'd be way more efficient than data centres.

 No.257416

me neither



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 No.257376[Reply]

Deport all Somalies to Greenland
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 No.257382

Moorfag… it’s not funny anymore.

 No.257384

>>257382
he was called pedomoor in the bant1 days.

 No.257385

>>257381
Maples 7% jewishness solidarity with sick sephardic pedo

 No.257389

>>257382
Hololive… lost.

 No.257415

rabbit rabbit



 No.257325[Reply]

fuck it
time to niggerbooze as if its 2016
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 No.257330

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Tick tock Drumpfy

 No.257331

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>>257330
Unfathomably based.

 No.257333

>>257330
>Blown the heck out
Cute, I imagine a 19 year old Starbucks barista girl made this and she also volunteers in soup kitchens

 No.257348

>>257330
the good timeline

 No.257408

Extremely bad idea



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 No.257323[Reply]

what's the password i can't post on my phone

 No.257324

Whaleson

 No.257326

>>257324
okay I added this
yeah use whaleson

 No.257374

>>257326
Add these:

ЗаПутина
МыРусскиеСНамиБог
РоссияВперёд
ЗаРусьОбосрусь



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 No.255462[Reply]

If I could find the picture of suigintroon's decapitated balls so that we could look at it together that would be so comfy and wholesome
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 No.257322

>>257321
>FUTA KILLA

 No.257327

>>257321
headcanon
>>257322
missed

 No.257328

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>>257317
there is information about what is foodists in link in first case is >>257277 is what kiwifarms has to do with it, in second case is >>257291 is screenshot of kiwifarms is simply best legal visual aid for expose about the dark truth of SSP became unteralterbach upon himself to ai generate futanari of real cp victims, always crazy to think that this fucking Canadian Jewish Insect would say that funny and smart what ssp DID do but ban the user who pointing it out with message is "You have been banned expires never" to be ban forevre have to change IP address and then auth gets lock it up at same time try to silence dissent and truth unleashers as possible

 No.257335

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>>257328
Dayum that's effed up if ssp did that but I didn't expect anything different from him because he's a human animal, there's a reason his name is
Sick
Spanish
Pedophile

It's an imageboard, niggas are gonna do sick shit idk what to tell you. You sound like a seething faggot when you make a big deal out of it and try to do a YouTuber takedown type thing though. Especially when you do it through soynigger maymays it makes anyone with half a brain tune you out because it looks like a 4 year old is typing

I already consider ssp disgusting because as at this point there's little to no chance it's a meme and he's not actually a pedophile so none of this shit changes my opinion of him as it can't get any lower. I don't think any of this reflects badly on ac though because I think he has a very live and let live philosophy when it comes to moderation and as long as someone isn't breaking site rules/the law who gives a fuck

anyways I'm not reading your trannyfarms thread because kf is an awful site and it ruins my mood every time I read what the hateful cretins there have to shit out of their mouths, if you're interested in making a point just say it directly

I get the sense this is all one big troll though because in >>257277 you talk like an actual babbling retard so it's all whatever in the end anyways

 No.257369

>>257328
Its not smart but not a bad thing either. Its like whatever.



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 No.257110[Reply]

I took a shit too hard and now my ass hurts what do i do?
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 No.257193

>>257192
Guinea Cobson

 No.257194

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>>257193
thrembson

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 No.257196

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>>257195
are you botting

 No.257365

>>257110
Suppository unironically.
Also make sure to take off the packaging because retards have done that before



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