No.268841[Reply]
O thou weary pilgrim of the flesh, beset by the tempter's snares in these latter days! Hath thy soul been burdened by the grievous sin of carnal indulgence towards those effeminate forms that mimic the fairer sex, yet bear the mark of Adam's seed? Yea, the unnatural fornication with otokonoko—those deceptive youths arrayed in maidenly guise—doth weigh heavy upon the conscience, drawing thee into the abyss of lustful imaginings. Fear not, for the Holy Mother Church, in her infinite mercy, offereth plenary indulgences to remit such temporal punishments, lifting the yoke of guilt from thy shoulders for a modest oblation.
By the authority of the Apostolic See, thy transgressions may be absolved thusly:
For base gazing upon the otokonoko's comely visage and slender frame: $5 per indulgence, granting partial remission.
For deeper dalliance in thought, envisioning their silken tresses or lithe movements: $10, to lighten the heavier chains.
For the gravest offense, yielding to release in homage to their hidden manhood or forbidden unions: $20, as the sin's weight demands greater alms, yet still a trifling sum before the throne of grace.
For a full lunar cycle of pardon: $200, points accrued toward eternal bliss, redeemable in the hereafter!
Purchase forthwith, and thy soul shall be cleansed as white as snow! Send thy offerings via the sacred coffers: Bank of Eternal Salvation, Account No. 1234-5678-9012-3456, Routing No. 021000021. Verily, each dollar bestowed is a step towards paradise.
Moreover, invest thy treasures in the hallowed realm of bantculture.com, a digital cloister of wit and wisdom, where the faithful gather to banish worldly follies. By acquiring these indulgences through said site, thou dost support its holy mission.
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>>268849if there's nothing then why is he boiling
No.268867
>>268863To spite the christdogs
>>268861I love Rick & Morty, soy drinks, blacked porn and Biden. Future is Female, Black Lives Matter. Also kill pedos.