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 No.245051[Reply]

um actually website christmas theme should have been here since the 8th
yer late

 No.245054

That means the final week is less exciting though? I'm a genius for this

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 No.245006[Reply]

Start doing this.
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 No.245038

theory: avtists like cunny because it's lest smelly than adult hole which prevents sensory overload

 No.245039

also why avtists prefer asian women

 No.245045

>>245038
How do you even know that cunny smells less, aren't children notorious for bad hygiene, never open your mouth again

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>>245045
He is a doctor sorry

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 No.222169[Reply]

gyat gyat
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>>241515
They stole 300 million gametes from me

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New.

 No.242456

>>242454
My wife 🖤

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 No.244995[Reply]

>Operacja psychologiczna zakończyła się sukcesem.
>Członkowie tej mało znanej strony internetowej z obrazkami zaczęli interesować się pornografią przedstawiającą kobiety z penisami, znaną w japońskiej kulturze otaku jako „futanari”.
>Poinformujcie dowództwo GROM-u, że wykonałem misję i powstrzymałem te zwierzęta na tej stronie przed rozmnażaniem się.

 No.245003

>psychological operation has been finished successfully
>członkowie of this little known side of the internet with pictures began to be interested in pornography displaying women with penises, known as "futanari" in Japanese otaku culture
>let dowództwo of GROM know that I've completed the mission and I powstrzymałem these little animals on this side before rozmnażaniem się

 No.245004

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>Speaking German like Momijipido

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>>245003
i thought this

 No.245034

sadly I also become a victim of the psyop by exposure



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 No.235070[Reply]

'Kina
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 No.238646

>>238643
Boobiful

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 No.244819[Reply]

<MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
<The developers describe the content like this:

>In some of the larger movements, you may see some characters' underwear under their skirts.
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 No.244835

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>>244830
its just rpg minecraft desu with rng quests dungeons n shit, it has a main story but you can completely ignore it,
i hate wagecucking so god damn much lately ive had the shittiest coworkers who keeping calling off and ive become the band aid solution and ive had to do like 3 seperate jobs at once now its complete bullshit im so fucking tired at least they finally fired one digusting usless brown nigger beaner but they just hired another one today and he was dogshit and naturally i had to clean up his shit and closing took me an hour longer because of it
i cant wait for the holidays to be over i fucking hate everyone so much, at least i have lots of money even after christmas shopping so maybe ill but an oled moniter as a gift to myself o algo

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>>244835
Does daddy drumpf still wants you out of the country
If you have an option of going to a college or something you could get a blue collar job after finishing it or something, i think people there are at least somewhat more competent desu and it pays more

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>>244848
always, im waiting until after midterms o algo to naturalize they made the process extremely convoluted now, i dropped out of college the first time and became homeless for a while lol
maybe if i had no bills to pay id go back, but it doesnt seem worth the massive debt especially in this economy

 No.244920

>>244848
Where's her megafuta penis?

 No.244999

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>>244920
No such thing



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 No.244568[Reply]

yep
it's a hot and sticky day
fuck summer
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>>244974
my bad

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 No.244981

>>244980
pretty

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>>244980
VVINTER just keeps on winning

 No.244990

>>244980
AI image
its summer buddy



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 No.244961[Reply]

ban all whalejaks

 No.244963

aw hell naw dey shot him with the raygun mk2



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 No.244727[Reply]

What did she meant by this?
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 No.244931

>>244923
>>244924
>>244925
Never trust a commie

 No.244933

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>244923
>244924
>244925

 No.244947

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>>244768
Holy fuck it's over! Momiji pidoras is mogging all tiny male peckers!

 No.244953

>>244947
Satan is laughing hysterically rn

 No.244956

>>244947
xhe faints becase there is not enough blood to support both the brain and that thing



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 No.225728[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Someone on /jp/ hacked madokanon's discord or some shit like that, we're proud for him aren't we sisters?
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 No.244938

>>244929
traitor

 No.244939

>>244938
I'm just informing him that he's gonna blow up

 No.244940

>>244939
He's gonna be a wonderful mother for his black children

 No.244944

My shit looked like a dick it had a mushroom tip

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 No.244692[Reply]

>We sat in the Korova Sproke Bar trying to make up our razzoodocks what to do with the evening.
>The Korova Sproke Bar sold Sproke Plus: Sproke plus Soylent, or Ethically Harvested Bugs, or Bibisi Juice, which is what we were drinking.
>This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old… Ultragoylence.

 No.244729

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 No.244795

Ethically Harvested Bugs

 No.244936

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>>244795
theyre part of a balanced diet though

 No.244937

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Show me the way to the next sproke bar
Oh don't ask why



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 No.244701[Reply]

>AC is datamining you like a Jew
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 No.244719

>>244701
>Capitalizing the j

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>>244719
this was the picture btw if that matters

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 No.244921

jews



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 No.239240[Reply]

im sad and lonely and need a significant other
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 No.244740

ill never be your best friend!

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 No.244744

yuore such a loser.
recently ive been drowning in internet foids because of my charm and good looks. some of these bitches be crazy doe. i am talking to this one, i tells her: "I am going to make dinner",
I made dinner, it's some bullshit microwave tv dinner so it's like 5 minutes and I come back to a text that's like "I miss you" I'm like wtf did I get myself into O_o

 No.244796

>>244744
don juan 'noko

 No.244919

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>>244796
>Don Juan is a legendary Spanish fictional character, a libertine and seducer known for his many conquests, arrogance, and ultimate damnation, first appearing in Tirso de Molina's 17th-century play El burlador de Sevilla. He is a cultural archetype representing hedonism, rebellion, and the pursuit of pleasure, appearing in countless works like Mozart's Don Giovanni and Byron's poem Don Juan, often facing punishment for his sins, typically being dragged to hell by a statue.

>dragged to hell by a statue.

This guy.



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 No.242914[Reply]

>The broccoli haircut is a phoenician hairstyle
>People with broccoli haircuts are almost certainly operating under a phoenician weltanschauung (ontology of baal, should be treated as such)
tpg was right about zoomers being evil
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 No.244912

>>244911
I'm more of a Whoppersexual personally

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eso es ario

 No.244917

>>244912
True I'm ngl McDonald's is some dogshit, bk mogs



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 No.244632[Reply]

Santa is a Touhou fan??? his shirt goes hard

 No.244634

Levi-tribe related schnozzle

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 No.244913

haru desu yo
>>244907



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