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 No.95129[Reply]

One stormy night, a fan was downloadings a rin satsuki patch of TH6EOSD. After he installed the patch, the exe was renamed to TH6LOSTSONGOFTHEWINDBLOSSOM.EXE automatically. Upon opening the game, the player is greeted by a menu screen with no music. The only option to be played is lunatic. The only playable character was Rin Satsuki, the other characters were grayed out and distorted with bars over their eyes. Upon arriving to the first stage, he noticed that the stage was creepily red tinted. The sound was more distorted. When he reached the midboss, nothing appeared. Rin started talking, showing her bleeding hyperrealistic eyes
"Now let's see who or what will suffer because you forgot about me". Rumia then appeared over the lake of blood. A bomb killed her, but the player did not press the bomb button. Strange. The same thing happened for the following stages. With a bunch of gore and guts. Rin Satsuki acted without the player's input and in fact ignored the inputs trying to get her to stop. Upon witnessing Remilia get impaled in the chest, the fan alt + f4. When the game closed, his wallpaper had been changed to a eery photo of Rin Satsuki with bleeding eyes along with the dismembered heads of the bosses and mutilated corpses of Marisa and Reimu with the text "YOU'RE NEXT" Written in blood. His computer blue screen and his PC was bricked….

Share to bring awarness of such malicious programs that may be hiding something sinister… something alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQEaXHHv2A
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 No.97382

>>97381
cock 18 xD

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>>97381
Is this how Putin will win the war?

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jews

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joos



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 No.100057[Reply]

P. Diddy didn't kill himself
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>>100341
Cool gif

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Real

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>>113681
pillow



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 No.113623[Reply]

Happy large poultry consumption day or something.
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 No.113665

>9mm mag

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>>113637
too bad it turned out delicious

 No.113670

>>113645
¿donde esta el pollo?

 No.113680

>>113670
only fighter pilots will understand it



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 No.107264[Reply]

That moment of enlightenment when you realize touhou was always for normals and trusperg imageboard legends are into MLP instead
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>>107523
>The Deadly Six
Not cool.

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Found this tonight
https://youtube.com/@gayroommate2020?si=8D6xIMU1H3tNEDM-
Can someone explain this to me? I know it's like bmt but why ponies and why specifically fluffy ones?

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>>113671
yukkuri but western

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 No.113523[Reply]

My brother can't stop sleeping. All he does in his free time is sleep. How do I fix this?
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 No.113542

meme answer: put his hand in water to make him piss himself in his sleep
srs answer: make sure he doesnt have apnea because that drastically reduces quality of sleep

 No.113573

Is he depressed?

 No.113660

>>113573
No just tired

 No.113661

>>113660
Sleepy

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>>113661
high blood sugar also makes you tired



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 No.113586[Reply]

All the songs on the radio are about Chad
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>i love the radio or something

 No.113591

soot, fix the alignment

 No.113592

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Meant to post this in the meeks thread
>>113590
>>113588
What are family members?

 No.113628

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The songs about a bitch breaking up is about betabuxxers

 No.113647

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>>113586
Errmmmmm no sometimes the songs are about Stacy…. Or lowkey Satanism symbolism.



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 No.113553[Reply]

anyone here used poppers?
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>>113609
gaytard post didn't read

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>>113553
I'll pop your head open with a sledge hammer druggie

 No.113635

>>113609
>post ass faggot
bro wants to see faggot ass



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 No.70734[Reply]

>best kot in all of 'hou
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 No.102973

>>91877
thank you captain obvious

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>you have no balls to do that
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 No.113605

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who has a picture with shou having sex with shota murasa

 No.113634

>>113605
spikey cat penis



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 No.113433[Reply]

Pedophilia and homosexuality are 2 sides of the same coin. This is why all the pedobalds on this website are also futakikes. The essence of both is attraction to low dimorphism. Think about boyhu, or astolfo porn then think about loli shit. Theyre drawn in exactly the same manner except one has a penis and the other doesnt (and considering the gentiles are covered often this isnt really a big difference). All the "why loli is good" video essays Ive watched in the past always stars some beta male with a wimpy high key fag voice. Youre all low t homos who act tough and super homophobic online to compensate for your own feelings of inadequacy in ur own sexuality.
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>>113612
Whats the lore behind robokike being red in isuka

 No.113615

>>113613
Mass produced new version

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>>113615
zamn so robogoat can return for strive….

 No.113619

>>113616
Good thing gangsters dont play that shit game

 No.113622

xsexual, ysexual, zsexual
The right word is hypersexual



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 No.113299[Reply]

please, be more funny when posting
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 No.113334

>

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>>113310
anything CHADl says must be true

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>>113547
seeing the penis meter at 98 percent made me think of a tachometer with a rev limiter and the needle looks like a penis and the rev limit is boobs and the penis is bouncing off the boobs rev limiter so the engine (penis) doesnt explode (ejaculate)

 No.113589

>>113547
there are no 2 Aumns in Gensokyo



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 No.111405[Reply]

this is a gyate
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 No.111492

it IS a gyate

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this is an orange

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What's her problem?

 No.113582

>>113580
>her
you already have the answer

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>twitter screencap



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 No.113497[Reply]

Falthi just dropped a JQ dissertation
https://x.com/whatifalthist/status/1861867506769543402
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>>113526
a big ass-pimple on your ass? kinda redundant to say

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>>113560
big-ass

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>>113560
Snicker snicker

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>>113497
>The Redditor rationalist science trademark pulls from lots of Jewish authors. Meanwhile the magical mother goddess left pulls from more Anglo witches. The three demographics that made the left are nihilistic secular Jews, spiteful witches and Calvinist utopians.



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 No.113473[Reply]

:3
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 No.113504

a

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>>113491
how are you doing.

 No.113520

sissybaby is real

 No.113532

i never got to go in a ball pit
im glad i never did because of all the nasty shit kids do

 No.113545

>being this much of a straight adult
Love yourself



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 No.112896[Reply]

🚨🚨🚨

CHRIS-CHAN IS HAVING A CHILD!
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>>113405
gay
it would have been really fucking funny

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>>113405
all that fuss out of nothing
what fools

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>>113408
>>113409
kid being monitored by internet losers 24/7 because he was born to wrong father le funny

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 No.113540

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Welp, I guess we'll know if he's full of shit or not in a couple of months.



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 No.113447[Reply]

>sisters i recently made twitter and like i cant stop watching bunny videos like im genuinely addicted like its so cute im fff bunnies mubbeisvd
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>>113461
I will be the one posting Bluey & friends from now one.

 No.113472

>>113462
He complained the previous times the site had any georges and he's an archival schizo so I don't think so chief, maybe he's on a soul seeking journey to become more gangsta

 No.113488

Turkroach actually useful for once

 No.113489

>>113447
much better than the original thread

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>>113461
his fiber optic cables were attacked by sharks



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