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 No.181774

Drinking alcohol that tastes like shit doesn't make you cool or manly.
Real men are man enough to have the courage to drink what tastes good, even in the face of overwhelming social pressure.

 No.181775

I have 2 weeks off and I'm only looking forward to going back to work again

 No.181779

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I only drink Jo'onny Walker blue label

 No.181780

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>where's Waldo, Cobson version

 No.181782

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>>181779
i bought this for my boss's birthday
i drank nigga whiskey from da hood and didnt try it
>>181774
stick to schizorambling about shit nobody cares about (astrology) retard
>>181780
joon gets a lot of bad porn, R18G and niggas make up too much of the pixiv and exH galleries

 No.181795

>>181775
downfall of a human

 No.181799

All alcohol taste likes shit except for cocktails for girls that are half berry juice.
Get a real statement instead of "mere norms le wrong"

 No.181800

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>>181775
Wonderful goy

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 No.181844

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>high fructose corn soyrup with ovar 9000 artificial ingredients
<grains in water
yeah yeah just finish your monster energy and diet coke, child

 No.181853


 No.181854

>>181795
working is like playing video games except you get paid for it and muscles

 No.181855

>>181782
bro u have isael flag in io

 No.181857

>>181782
This is what she gets for being literally BVILT 4 88C.

 No.181910

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facts, this is why i drink rum n cokes, sex on the beaches, and spicy margaritas. that said, shots of straight drinks are good bc they give you kind of a kick in the ass. tequila in particular doesn't taste like such horrendous dogshit that it's unpleasant to take shots of, unlike, say, vodka, but if you come up to me and order a glass of straight tq ur a weirdo. i wont say it. but its true.
>>181780
>slime pubes
that's it, gtab
>>181844
>diet coke
why do ppl still drink diet lol. coke 0 is better for you AND tastes better, diet coke should just be retired already so it can rot in the eternal flames of niggerhell forever
>>181854
my life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage

 No.181920

sanaest hans take

 No.181921

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>Socializing
ok

 No.181922

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 No.181923

>>181921
this is why im nice to my dolls

 No.181924

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>>181921
thankfully, ive never thrown a doll away, so i can 気楽に過ごせる

 No.181927

>>181921
haha yes, I've totally thrown away a doll before, I'm a doll throwing away maniac and deserve punishment

 No.182199

>>181921
>jew posting uncircumcised penises
you are fake

 No.182200

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<one strawberry shake please

 No.182201

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><one strawberry shake please

 No.189239

Ggupp

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 No.189263

Real men are man enough to boof alcoholic beverages that taste gross.

 No.189264

>>189263
I might try to boof wine this week

 No.189509

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60abv absinthe > any 40abvslop

 No.189678

>>181774
liquor tastes good as fuck youre just a pussy. i like that warmth in my throat, the subtle creamy richness lathering my tounge. sooooo goood.
Other good mouthfeels:
The tingling in your toung from spicy sauce. Brooding over the subtle tastes that it adds to the food itself.
When you bite your lip/inside of your cheeks and taste the metallic blood, the texture of the damaged organic matter so smooth and slimy. Feels really good. Blood in general tastes good.
Chewing and sucking on plastic/hair/wood. I swear chewing on wood popsicle sticks, making it all moist with saliva and then SUCKING all of that wood flavored water back up was MORE orgasmic than eating the popsicle itself.

 No.189679

>>181775
Get a hobby like instuments, crossdressing, knitting, drawing etc.
If you don't, in retirement you end up as a miserable, bored boomer who does nothing all day but scream at kids in his lawn going to HOA meetings and making the lives of everyone around you as miserable as your own waiting to die

 No.189682

>>189679
"or did you think it was a water fountain HAHAHAHAHAHA…. I did!"
Classic Dale



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