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Kazamkhi love thread
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>>201604
She has a sassy bitchy look like she thinks she's better than you because she went to a justin bieber live event while you were stuck home making your homework

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>>201617
It's spelled Justin Beaver.

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>>201618
die die die die die

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>And I was like, baby, baby, ba-ACK!

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 No.197509[Reply]

Man, as much as I hate jeets and want them the fuck out of Japan, I also worry that if the anti-immigration rhetoric gets too bad they’ll just close the doors entirely even for people like me. God, why couldn’t I have just been born Japanese
There is nothing wrong with the “close the door behind me mentality” and I’m tired of having to put up a facade of having principles when I’m only concerned for my own well-being in this world, why should I give a rat’s arse about anyone else
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>>202505
You posted this twice

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>>202505
You posted this twice

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>>202509
Good educational video but when the fuck have you ever seen a toilet with a hose or a bucket instead of toilet paper?

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das me



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DRIVE THE INVADERS OUT
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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VALHALLAN CRUSADER

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frotting
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ban mobile phones

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>>202614
The zoomerfied zoomie zoom zoom is hella cooked. Lil bro got that brain rot on the yt shorts watching hydraulic press crush shit.

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 No.201605[Reply]

Petition to add a wemy whale sticker to bantculture.com
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@grok spell reggin but vice versa

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>>201659
You've reached your limit of 20 Grok questions per 2 hours for now. Please sign up for Premium or Premium+ to access more or check back later.

 No.201662

<prompt
>what, exactly, is a "wooty"?
<output
>Niche Usage in Touhou Fandom
In the context of Touhou Project communities (like imageboards such as bantculture.com or Reddit's r/touhou), "wooty" appears as a humorous, exaggerated meme referring to the exaggerated, bouncy rear-end animations of female characters in the games. Touhou's "bullet hell" shoot 'em ups feature anime-style girls with dynamic sprite movements, and fans have latched onto this as "shooty-wooty" or "wooty" for ironic or lewd discussions. A 2023 X post from a Touhou fan explicitly ties it to character merchandise (e.g., Reimu Fumo plushies) in a chaotic, shitposting rant: "my brazilian gf took the kids please give them back i didnt mean it please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE BACK MY REIMU FUMO I NEED HER IN MY LIFE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I JUST GOT MY ONA HOLE AND WAD ABOUT TO MAKE A CUT OUT TO HAVE THE MOST TOUHOU SHOOTY WOOTY IN HER." This blends the slang with Touhou's "shooty" gameplay, turning it into a fandom in-joke for ass-focused fanart or animations.

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epic fail but idc

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ayo binter meetup fr?!?!
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>>202545
hey this got me thinking why is it psi and not lbs/si

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I met 3 binters irl

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>>202600
were they cut or uncut



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 No.202524[Reply]

Please help, I have a very serious addiction to sheep cheese

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Ur lactose intolerant

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No I am not

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salamun alaykum

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yuuma

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Mongolian



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whale whale whale whale
whale whale whale whale
whale whale whale whale whale whale whale whale whale
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>>202477

Whale always be a meeper

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I am currently doing the wemy dance

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 No.198843[Reply]

Hello /bant/ have you ever had xiaolongbao
It is probably my favourite kind of dumpling, maybe even my favourite food too
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I might make pierogies next week

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>>200594
NOOOOO

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>>198861
That is yuyuko and marisa
I love thick marisa btw

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I am having this for dinner tonight



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Someone posted like some otokonoko event thing here and i think i spotted him there too

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This is rei furuba

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This is extremely aryan

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this is extremely Rhodesian

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I bet he browses bantcobson



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>fuck niggers
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іllt

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fuck niggers (test)

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>>202452
holy shiii look in the comments
https://x.com/joe_exotic
new schizo spotted
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Exotic
>2024 presidential campaign
>In 2022, Exotic expressed interest in running for president with Andrew Tate as his running mate.[61]

>On March 13, 2023, Exotic announced a bid for the Libertarian Party presidential nomination in the 2024 election, which he ran from prison. His candidacy was criticized by party chair Angela McArdle shortly after he announced it.[62][63] On April 11, 2023, Exotic announced he would run as a Democrat instead.[1]


>In August 2024, Exotic suspended his presidential campaign and endorsed Donald Trump.[64]


>On November 12, 2024, Exotic replied to a fan on his verified Instagram account that he is an Independent voter. This comment was made on his post asking for his fans to fill out a form online so he would have a chance at being pardoned by the new president elect, Donald Trump.[65][non-primary source needed]


>Conviction and imprisonment

>In November 2017, Exotic told two men he would pay them several thousand dollars to kill Baskin; one of them was an undercover informant for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). As a result of an investigation by the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Service, the United States Fish and Wildlife Service Office of Law Enforcement, and the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation, Exotic was arrested and arraigned on charges of murder for hire and of violating the Lacey Act and the Endangered Species Act.

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>>202407
I look like that



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 No.202434[Reply]

Me thinks the aussie is secretly more schizo than the german

 No.202439

Saturn keeps the german reasonable

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my mars is telling me the aussie is a very nice smart person

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Aussie posts are understandable and logical. Can't compare them to Hans



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In the Shakespearean play The Tempest, when the wizard Prospero is banished to an island, he finds there a man named Caliban of whom he makes a slave using his wizardry.
In most productions, including the one I watched back when I was still in high school, Caliban is a Black man and it's a metaphor for English Colonialism or some shit.
In the production I watched, the very same Black actor played both Caliban and Ferdinand, so that it wouldn't appear that Prospero's daughter Miranda had fallen in love with the first White man she met.
This is clever on the part of the director, but the thing that's wrong about it is… Caliban isn't Black, not in Shakespeare's eyes.

You see, while Caliban did indeed grow up on the island, he's actually the son of a European witch named Sycorax who was banished there exactly like Prospero was.
He can't do any real magic, though, since Sycorax died when he was very young.
So, being the son of a European witch, it's logical to assume that Caliban is a White man, and any uncouth nature to his speech is only the result of being orphaned at a young age on a deserted island.
And there's really no logical basis by which to accuse Shakespeare of having been a racist who believed that Black men exist to be slaves to White men based on the contents of The Tempest, because, well… Caliban was never Black.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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 No.127837[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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>>202236
serious

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>>202241
i have those exact shopping bags too that someone left behind and i founderskeeper'd, they are awesome
btw roast chicken will cook better if you remove the string so she can splay out more.
but i usually stuff the heart and other viscera inside the cavity so YMMV

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>>202281
I used an air fryer and someone on YouTube said to tie er up if you're gonna cook it that way

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>>202283
i have no idea how an air fryer is compared to normal convection bake ovens so idk

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>>202241
Lmao she was going to steal the chicken



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