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 No.172332

when did you learn to drive, bantards?
https://youtu.be/CWhNI_x9W6c

 No.172333

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i got my licence at 16 because i needed it for construction work. i was working contract labour for a while, but at 16 years old i started to fix the roads. i would fill potholes over country roads in the middle of the night and then run it over with my company truck's dualies so it would be flat and tamped down. my strategy was so efficient my boss paid me lots of money.
driving is a gift from god

 No.172335

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When I was nine, I learned using an old Toyota Cressida

 No.172336

I didnt

 No.172337

I didnt

 No.172338

>>172333
running over the filled potholes was like hillbilly autocross. i got so good at doing it quickly, i just became a godlike driver. then in my darkness arc i just drove so hard because i didn't care, and that made me an even more cracked driver….
>>172335
epic skoda nitori pic

>>172336
>>172337
Y

 No.172339

american here
i started drivers ed at 15 and then had to get a certain number of driving hours with a parent in order to get my license
my dad taught me how to drive and he taught me damn well, which is why I've never been in an accident.

 No.172341

I didnt

 No.172343

>>172338
Cost too much to own a car and didnt have anyone to actually sit me down and teach me so i dont

 No.172344

>>172343
yeah it's true(ke)
i learned to drive in company vehicles which is a rare privilege but now used cars like my first car (manual transmission toyota echo that had a engine fire and cost me $200) dont even exist

 No.172347

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>>172339
i didnt have any drivers education which made insurance impossible tier unaffordable
so i just didnt have insurance

 No.172349

>>172347
I thought that was illegal

 No.172352

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>>172349
it is, and if you buy a car from a dealership it is required that you show proof of insurance before you drive it off the lot

 No.172353

>>172332
I can drive fine but getting a license is too much of a pain in the ass

 No.172356

>>172344
Now i just pay raj amir and jose to give me Uber rides

 No.172357

>>172356
it's a waste of money

 No.172358

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you have to drive if you are male
you dont have a choice

 No.172360

>>172358
Facts, before I learned to drive my ex used to drive me and it was embarrassing as fuck

 No.172362

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>>172358
I'll cause an accident right away like Spongebob

 No.172364

>>172362
oh spongebob……. whyyyyyyyyyyyy

 No.172365

>>172362
Can't crash a horse. Consider one of those instead.

When did you learn to ride horseback, bant?

 No.172375

>>172365
too difficult and social

 No.172376

>>172360
aaaaa momiji fag is also a failed normie

 No.172378

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>>172375
this is unfathomably bad ass

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>>172375
its in your blood, steppite, you are descended from mongols so equestrianism should come naturally to you
>>172376
im like a dark brooding anti-hero who was rejected by the world because modern normies are shitskins. if it was the 90s id have 3 girlfriends a ferrari and a job at microsoft

 No.172446

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what cars do you like to drive in videogames
what cars will you drive in gta6
https://www.gtabase.com/gta-6/vehicles/

 No.176635

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>>172362
>I'll cause an accident right away like Spongebob
Get an E-bike or E-scooter then like a Yamaha or Daultron. Then the only person who will get hurt in a crash is (You) but hopefully that doesn't happen at all.
https://youtu.be/AediFnfDfVQ

 No.176642


 No.176655

>>176641
this but get a 1000+ cc displacement motorcycle at auction from a recently deceased rider

 No.176659

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I didn't, but my dad let me pretend to drive his car. After taking a course on auto-mechanics/eletrics (whatever the fuck it's called in English, it's a course about fixing cars), I decided that having a car would be too much hustle and particularly expensive in this shithole of a country so fuck everything.

 No.176966

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 No.176971

i already smashed a car window

 No.176972


 No.176975

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 No.176976

>>176972
was accident

 No.176989

>>176975
Best meme that came out of parts 3 and 4

 No.176992

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>>176989
you call it a meme
i call it a lifestyle

 No.176994

>>176992
>completely regular normal summer camp registration closes in 1:23

 No.176997

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>>176994
this will never be a meme
do not force it

 No.176999

>>176997
It's a callback. I think ?????? camp is funny enough that most hunters remember it

 No.177000

>hunters
binters* damn bratty autocorrect

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 No.177050

>>176992
>completely regular normal summer camp registration closes in 1:23

 No.177095

>>176999
I remember it

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 No.178339

>>177543
my wife puchiko is too cute
>>178337
midlife crisis/rich kid obviously

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 No.178908

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 No.178912

The gypsies stole my dads Dacia 1300

 No.178952

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drove 450 km today
thats 280 miles



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