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 No.244856[Reply]

i should get alcohol

 No.244858

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never booze though



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 No.244770[Reply]

in 8 hoours and 59 minutes the sun will enter capricron
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 No.244832

>>244774
Never booze

 No.244833

>>244832
I say this

 No.244834

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>>244774
> i woudl suk it
Brazilcheyed…

 No.244850

>>244770
does this mean every capricorn gets a 5x multiplier to all stats or is it like a blood moon in terraria where a bunch of capricorns will start spawning in and raping people

 No.244851

>>244850
the latter
arm yourself



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 No.244520[Reply]

Do you have an obese sibling?
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 No.244533

I used to be the obese sibling but I lost weight when I was 16

 No.244534

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Yes, my subhuman nigger sheboon shame of the family older sister.

 No.244537

>>244534
If her bed is made of wood, cut the legs slightly when she sleeps on it it will break, you can also take her clothes when she is not home, wash them, and put them in the dryer on max settings and then put it in the sun so they shrink, take her phone and fill her Instagram algoethim with bulimia videos and so she will think it's hip, all these factors will make her lose weight

 No.244837

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they have office jobs now so theyre getting there
i commute via bike so its impossible for me to get fat tragically

 No.244847

>>244537
You shouldnt cut the legs though, it would be too obvious, what you SHOULD do if you want to make your fat relative start losing weight is cut the "spine" of the bed so to say, so once he lays down the bed would collapse under him, or even better rub the little wooden planks (if their bed built like that) in acid or something so it`d look like they collapsed naturally, the rest of the tips seem legit though



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 No.244839[Reply]

can you perform a fellatio on another male and still be alpha

 No.244840

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um
no

 No.244842

only if you are the one in control

 No.244843

Romans already answered this question

 No.244845

yes but you need to maintain eye contact

 No.244846




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 No.244529[Reply]

Trump is coming after our BBC. He’s suing it for $10 billion, and the Conservatives and Reform are cheering him on.
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 No.244555

It’s ovER

 No.244559

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd…. Let her make a sandwich ☺️

 No.244838

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd… freak the fuck out and throw a chair at her

 No.244841

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd… try to wake up

 No.244844

If I woke up at night and went down and found yuyuko ramging through my fridge, I'd… pick her up and piledrive her into the floor head first. On second thought i probably wouldnt be able to do that because shes too fat



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 No.244695[Reply]

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A RAT MORTY
I'M GUINEA WHEEEEICK

 No.244696

the zenith of ssp's studies

 No.244704

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 No.244808[Reply]

start doing this

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 No.244812

looks like a great way to get kicked and instakilled

 No.244821

>>244812

my thoughts exactly



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 No.244731[Reply]

Tetocacas need to be culled

 No.244732

you posted a good counterargument to that statement

 No.244736

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Tetokings need to be celebrated

 No.244737

Kiss belly

 No.244746

>>244736

teto is an honorary Touhou so op is a secondary faggot basically

 No.244798

>>244736
I say this



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 No.244658[Reply]

>futa potion isnt rea-
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 No.244739

>>244707
thanks

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 No.244743

>>244726
My inspiration is that when you mount a horse or a boat I noticed it's respawning your model and I figure it can just respawn two people in an animation sequence and you can control it like a boat or horse

 No.244745

>futa thread at the top
binters we are not beating the allegations

 No.244797

sensual



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 No.237780[Reply]

Zero nokos plan
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 No.244487

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>>244346
>>244347
>>244349
It be me (фr фr)

 No.244492

>>244339
It has a hole for the fresh air to come in

 No.244714

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 No.244794

>>244714
tits too big



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 No.244687[Reply]

Today is my birthday. I wasn't going to say anything and I said to myself I don't really give a fuck about birthdays, but this year was very formative for me and my family, especially my sisters who so much care about me despite my self seclusion, reached out to me and wished a happy birthday. I think this touched my soul.
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 No.244694

>>244690
Hi momiji

 No.244697

happy 2nd birthday within a month

 No.244708

Happy birthday ruteto!

 No.244791

happy 3rd birthday within a month



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 No.244104[Reply]

Good whalening
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 No.244118

>>244113
Germany Portugal Spain Italy

 No.244154

One of them has a penis, but you don't know which one. Do you choose moko or kag? Or do you walk away not willing to take the risk?

 No.244156

>>244154
Nigga we ain't bout to play cock rollete 🤣🤣✌🏿

 No.244703

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Compton vs Detroit ghetto house

 No.244790

>>244703
Detroit house 4life



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 No.244686[Reply]

Dear jannyniggers can you please make a hide button right in the catalogue so I can hide shitty tranny toad threads in one click without actually visiting them?

 No.244688

finnish gorl

 No.244698

never

 No.244789

never



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 No.244356[Reply]

did you know there's a new slop gacha called uma musume and that it is killing blue archive
this is bad for bantculture.com
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 No.244456

>>244448
BLACK SOULS NIGGA

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 No.244677

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Bant loves horses doe

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 No.244664[Reply]

Please shut this site down

 No.244666

why?

 No.244668

>>244666
there isn't enough 'p posted every hour to satiate his addiction

 No.244787

why?



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