Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother a

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Bant Cuisine - Obligatory Cooking Thread Anonymous 02/01/25 (Sat) 02:12:06 No.127837 [View All]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 15:26:51 No.153233

>>153229
nooo….
>>153232
schwab won

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 15:28:33 No.153234

>>153233
evan doe xhe resigned

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 15:36:16 No.153236

>>153228
got dam thats a lot of italian seasoning

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 15:37:42 No.153239

>>153228
Holy fucking slop

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 15:50:39 No.153252

>>153228
wypipo don season dey food evendoe wats dis den

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 15:52:59 No.153253

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Half of this makarona dish is some slightly undercooked vejjiez and i shitted a lot of ret pepper in it

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 15:53:56 No.153254

>>153253
wheres the blue and yellow flag
:frown:

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 14:14:48 No.154375

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he right you know

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 15:24:29 No.154387

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>>154375
>its free to use a microwave in virtually any restaurant
…provided you're eating their food.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 15:27:32 No.154390

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probably there's a microwave in his workplace too

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 08:45:11 No.160589

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 08:55:17 No.160591

>>160589
Too much food, only have one piece

Madokanon 05/29/25 (Thu) 08:56:25 No.160592

>>160589
no wonder youre a fat fuck

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 09:26:10 No.160595

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>>160591
I cook in advance.
>>160592
Im fool of kindness that's why im big, as we say around here: "Хорошего человека должно быть много". Also the board is body positive.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 09:40:35 No.160597

>>160595
U… U didn't get my one piece pun

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 09:44:53 No.160599

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>>160595
>Хорошего человека должно быть много

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:13:06 No.160621

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>Хорошего человека должно быть много

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:16:33 No.160622

I made garlic butter and made quesadillas with the garlic butter. Good aftertaste but my opinion is that garlic butter is superior as dip.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:16:33 No.160623

>>160597
Sorry i didnt watch that movie

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:18:35 No.160625

>>160623
It's actually called Spizdili in the original, nvm

🇰🇿🇵🇱🇲🇦 05/29/25 (Thu) 19:49:34 No.160744

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dinner

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 19:56:56 No.160746

>>160744

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 20:26:38 No.160748

>>160744

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 21:49:49 No.160756

>>160744
Looks burnt

Anonymous 06/08/25 (Sun) 20:41:56 No.164286

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Куtаka

Anonymous 06/08/25 (Sun) 20:42:28 No.164287

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Khryuchevo

mimaleaf 06/08/25 (Sun) 20:42:45 No.164288

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>>164286

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 09:33:46 No.165316

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Piggy is eating well

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:09:07 No.165387

>>165316

My first instinct was to clown on this but it actually looks really good

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:24:00 No.165393

>>165316
Soviet pot

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:29:46 No.165399

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>>165387
It's rice with mushrooms, chicken, onions, carrots and stuff like oregano. The thing on the upper part of this kastryulya is oregano and probably some cockroach poop. I wash it twice in it week because i dont really like to do it all the time.

I also ate all of it in one sitting.

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:30:36 No.165400

>>165399
i would eat you in one sitting

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:32:37 No.165401

>>165400
Though i am a massive pirozhok filled with futa cum…

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:41:03 No.165405

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>>165399
>I also ate all of it in one sitting.
Heavy weapons guy
>>165401
Aren't we all just massive pirozhki filled with cum in the end?

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:48:55 No.165406

>>165405
Scarlet Keisatsu

Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 01:05:14 No.169843

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Damaged the skin. It was crunchy. Good.

Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 01:06:12 No.169844

>>169843
Macaronna with cheese and something like oregano/italian grasserino

Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 01:08:04 No.169846

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Shit like this. These were consumed on separate occasions, not at the same time.

Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 08:31:26 No.169919

>>169846
no mayo in sight

Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 08:37:48 No.169922

>>169919
I get it

Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 16:02:03 No.170063

>>169919
Never…

🇰🇿🇲🇦🇵🇱 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:05:17 No.170715

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Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:07:27 No.170717

>>170715

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:07:40 No.170718

>>170063
missed

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:10:34 No.170719

>>170718
it was miko showing off xer trasshole

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:14:33 No.170721

>>170719

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:34:31 No.170722

>>170715
Do u eat pumpkin raw
:thinking:

🇰🇿🇲🇦🇵🇱 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:53:22 No.170723

>>170722
yes

Anonymous 06/30/25 (Mon) 16:41:19 No.173907

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Ribs time

Anonymous 06/30/25 (Mon) 16:42:19 No.173908

>>173907

Anonymous 06/30/25 (Mon) 16:46:03 No.173909

>>173907
at the first glance I thought it was Canadian Mima's post

Anonymous 06/30/25 (Mon) 16:48:54 No.173910

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>>173909
He'll probably ask if it's for canada day

Anonymous 🇮🇱 06/30/25 (Mon) 18:44:43 No.173961

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>>173909
true except i wouldn't put honey mustard on

Anonymous 07/02/25 (Wed) 12:01:01 No.174598

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Anonymous 07/02/25 (Wed) 15:01:02 No.174633

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Anonymous 07/02/25 (Wed) 16:09:21 No.174659

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>>174633

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 16:50:02 No.174898

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Chop

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 16:59:16 No.174902

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Making sauce with peach juice, butter, onion and cream cheese
:sip:

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 17:08:23 No.174903

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It tastes like cinema
:peak2:

Anyone wanna get married? 😎

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 17:31:19 No.174905

>>174903
arms

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 17:50:14 No.174909

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I ordered $100 of meat because I got a gift card

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 17:51:43 No.174910

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>>174909

Anonymous 🇮🇱 07/03/25 (Thu) 17:55:33 No.174911

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>>174909
>$100 of beef
>1kg total
<$100 of pork
<100kg total

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 18:06:06 No.174913

>>174909
tres bien

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 18:28:51 No.174926

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>>174911
ChatGPT said it was a better deal than beef from Metro, but I'm gonna go to a local butcher next
I only pulled the trigger because they sent me an email saying I'd get free extra chicken if I finished my order

Anonymous 🇮🇱 07/03/25 (Thu) 18:33:20 No.174927

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