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 No.127837[View All]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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 No.198299

I just ordered two whole chickens

 No.198310

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 No.198311

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Left is stock right is teriyaki

 No.198312

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Silly ahh wine bottle

 No.198375

>>198310
Rutaka… Is dead…

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 No.198385

>>198375
R*taka and cooked

 No.198386

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>>198385
R*taka is cooked

Быстрофикс

 No.198461

tonight it's going to be french onion soup from scratch, stock and all.

 No.198477

>>198386
there will be a lot of a good person

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 No.198498

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Flour cat

 No.198500

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 No.198510

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Yummy

 No.198511

>>198510
lava chicken

 No.198513

>>198510
wypipo season dey food

 No.198555

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raking a break because tackled a 4 lb bag of onions
(didn't cry because men expend all tears in formative experiences)
stock going cince 4 hours ago and about to caramelize some bitches.

 No.198556

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half the size but i'm looking for some color

 No.198558

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and the stock looks like bought put of t-bone steak bones (meat on) and muor pois veggies.

 No.198559

>>198555
>>198556
>>198558
your cooking skills have improved a bit since shart soup. keep it up!

 No.198572

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>>198559
we had dinner and i nailed the cucumber and onion quick pickle sandwiches, almost the soup but that needs more time and Patience next time.
tad watery

 No.198576

i am satisfied
it's not the same as the onion soup from x down the road, but it was satisfying.

 No.198578

also my whole house smells like onion sugar and beef now
not a bad problem to have

 No.198579

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end result:
alot of portions of onion soup that will be better as seconds.

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Potaters, cabbager & bread grilled on cheapest oil

 No.198626

>>198579
Duo the Owl

 No.198844

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Marinated and baking the last of Russian kutaka rn

 No.198858

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It's two breasts and one wing
Like a butchered futa 😏

 No.198862

>>198858
>futa out of NOWHERE

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 No.198876

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This is beautiful

 No.198883

>>198626
good eye
wierd egg timer

 No.199613

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I kill rutaka again

 No.199617

>>199613
the kitty is like "thank god these things didn't make chickens their housepets instead of me"

 No.199627

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This went well

 No.199629

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>>199627
when i grill chicken i also grill the leftover trash you have on the right side

 No.199637

>>199629
do you eat the bones

 No.199639

>>199637
I suck on them because I imagine them belonging to a futa lady

 No.199641

>>199639
we will meet in futasokyo one day

 No.199665

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Yummy scat… JK it's fried chicken emulsed in teriyaki and vodka

 No.200841

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Thank God for air fryers

 No.200844

>>200841
yo this gave me an idea what if you took a road trip to mima and had him slaughter a chicken onsite and got it from him

 No.200853

That shit was better than kfc, which is a mid to low bar
>>200844
He would love that

 No.201208

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Get tender

 No.201212

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>>201208
rustier than a silent hill game
i hope you washed that shit THOROUGHLY

 No.201214

>>201212
I'm a Russian grandma with a rusty mallet which is aryan and traditional as fuck, halfwit.

 No.201215

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>>201212
are you for real
you have no tools

 No.201222

>>201215
i do have tools and many of them look like that, im just saying theres a reason people have a separate hammer for tenderizing meat
>>201214
my bad g

 No.201239

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Lava chicken af

 No.201944

I shoplifted so much food today

I just pay for 20% of it and act natural
It probably helps that I'm white
>bro you are a n*gger just spend your money
I remember how prices were before the pandemic and see everything as a scam because of autism and arrogance or some shit

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 No.202025

>>201944
what watching too much dragon ballz does to a white man

 No.202026

>>201944
>>bro you are a n*gger just spend your money
who says this? how cucked would you need to be?
>broooo you need to give Wal-Mart your money bro they worked really really hard to get your corn flakes onto the shelf for you :( you need to pay for the CEO's yacht because my mommy and daddy told me it's wrong to steal

 No.202040

>>202026
It's wrong
… And I'm a fucking n*gger 😈

 No.202072

>>201944
Bharat won

 No.202142

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You're going in the air fryer rutaka

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Damn boi

 No.202268

>>202236
serious

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>>202241
i have those exact shopping bags too that someone left behind and i founderskeeper'd, they are awesome
btw roast chicken will cook better if you remove the string so she can splay out more.
but i usually stuff the heart and other viscera inside the cavity so YMMV

 No.202283

>>202281
I used an air fryer and someone on YouTube said to tie er up if you're gonna cook it that way

 No.202284

>>202283
i have no idea how an air fryer is compared to normal convection bake ovens so idk

 No.202399

>>202241
Lmao she was going to steal the chicken

 No.204923

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A convenience store opened up near my home so I gotta celebrate
It's owned by Japanese folx

 No.208142

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This is crazy

Also I just had a dream about chicken

 No.208146

>>208142
sam hyde kneeling gif
This is badass

 No.208169

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bird
paprika
rosemary

virtually zero prep
cleanup is limited to throwing the parchment paper away and putting oven plate in dishwasher

$10

 No.208174

>>208169
i was scrolling fast and thought thems was maggots


the chicken looks pretty good doe, if not a little dry
was it dry?

 No.208247

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Beer and chicken is kino

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The lord of the wings

 No.208768

>>208767
>red BASED

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 No.211600

>>211510
Zundamon would sing this

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 No.211999

>>211998
All that fluid and the eggs are still too well done

 No.212006

>>211998
this is like tes alchemy where you mix random shit to discover the effects

 No.212009

>>211998
Veri good saar

 No.212302

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Mixed seafood bag containing shrimp, mussel, calamari cuts, and squid
Very exciting

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>>212302
ahahahaha imagine being such af riendless retard you actually have to post about whatever banal food you made in an imageboard
just for a hope of any interaction
please kill yourself

 No.212312

>>212303
Now that memegoy is gone, madokunny needs a new target

 No.212316

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>>212312
youve helped making this board unusable kill yourself

 No.212317

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>>212303
>Trans "chads": literally eating dirt and durum
>Me, eating squid:

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>>212317
its like the tenth time today youve replied to me trying to be funny and youve failed every time dude just kill yourself

 No.212319

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This was criminally good, I started eating a lot of them before I took the pic tho
I have mussels, shrimp and more squid in the pot submerged in butter and parsley

 No.212321

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Oh nooo the bébé squids disintegrated into the broth

Interesting that the mussels are going strong

 No.212322

>>212321
Nah, this ain't it, big dawg. Maybe it tastes better than it looks tho

 No.212324

>>212322
Tastes kino, mollusks are the highest echelon of food, striploin beef can be rank 3 or 4 maybe

 No.212326

>>212324
I got food poisoning from eating molluscs when I was a kid and it ruined the genre for me.

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>>212316Project Meyed would've saved this board, but unbased bedouin sperg stopped this

 No.212328

>>212326That's funny because my statement comes from associating it with the über wealthy in my childhood memories

 No.212329

>>212327
>>212328
MOOOOODS FIX MY POSTS

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 No.212342

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Real 'konokos prefer the whole baby squids to the calamari cuts
Because konokos are chinks and they eat whole animals

 No.212345

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I'm a real oriental now, submit to me stupid weabs

 No.212363

>>212342
>whole baby squids
barbaric

 No.212408

>>212345
tenno heika banzai



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