No.127842
Forgot to unsage
No.127846
>>127841It's a paper plate, this is because I cooked and didn't feel like doing dishes afterwards
Please donut judge me for using paper plates >:(
No.127847
>>127841It keeps the number of dishes low in larger households
No.127850
>>127846Sad sad loser, have my pity for you do not own a dishwasher of any kind.
No.127852
>>127850Ackshually I'm just trying to save on my water bill
No.127856
I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich today
No.127872
>>127848caviar is fucking disgusting
No.127888
How do u prevent mushrooms from becoming a wet elastic texture or is that how mushrooms are supposed to be
No.127889
>>127850go live in his house and he'll have one xD
No.127890
>>127889True, but he's obviously not a chad. You know how it works around here.
No.127939
>>127890>he's obviously not a chad
>>127883I think this might be genetic. Are you mixed at all? I've never observed this trait in wypipo but among black or mixed kings and queens it's fairly common (about 30% of them I've met have physical responses to shrooms)
>>127888Make sure you cook them long enough but not super long and I would recommend draining semi-regularly. Basically mushrooms are very cellularly similar to meat which means they brown and firm up but also they're like plants in that they release lots of water when cooked. If you're looking to avoid that weird gross snot texture you sometimes get in restaurants just cook them with those in mind and don't drown them in sauce because they absorb shit really well and it's super easy to accidentally overdo it on the sauce imo. A good channel for cooking in general is Adam Ragusea on YouTube, he's great because he scientifically breaks down how shit works
Please use this knowledge to make amazing mushrooms and post it in this thread thanks
No.127946
>>127872See why experts think this post is wrong:
No.127947
>>127888Addendum:
They're always gonna be pretty elastic, and mushrooms don't generally have much bite at all, but what I was talking about was avoiding making them straight up mushy. The tldr is that shrooms in the pan are actually really resilient and it's pretty difficult to overdo mushrooms especially if you're cooking with oil so don't be scared of them and really give them the Jewish treatment on like medium-high heat. I literally cooked one of my steaks and was halfway through the other one by the time the mushrooms were done and they came out pretty nice
No.127974
>>127939I'm not mixed im fully white
No.127980
>>127841it beats having to wash
clearly you have someone else to do it for you
No.128009
>>127837> medium well as all steaks should beNigger moment.
No.128027
shrooms are based doe
No.128030
>>128029I have Yamnaya ancestry btw
No.128046
>>128043They do?
Blue cheese is dog
shit in general imo but it's not a particularly egregious choice to put on a burger if you like it. I never saw anything weird about, say, a blue ribbon burger.
No.128047
>>128046blue cheese is peak
No.128048
>>128046Blue cheese is cat
No.135775
i made 12 chickandnuggers with ketchup
No.137516
>>137511Is this kosher food?
No.141307
>>141306This is wild
I didn't know this thread was still alive
No.141336
I cooked creamed spinach I might poast later because I basically made it to reheat tomorrow
No.146277
im waiting for the momiji cosplay to come in to drop the coke scrambled eggs
please wait warmly, money is tight rn
found this and thought it was mildly funny in a sardonic ironic kind of way
https://www.isekaikitchen.com/nokotans-edible-antlers/ No.151921
>>151916bread disrespect is satanic
No.153233
>>153229nooo….
>>153232schwab won
No.153234
>>153233evan doe xhe resigned
No.153236
>>153228got dam thats a lot of italian seasoning
No.153239
>>153228Holy fucking slop
No.153252
>>153228wypipo don season dey food evendoe wats dis den
No.153254
>>153253wheres the blue and yellow flag
No.160591
>>160589Too much food, only have one piece
No.160592
>>160589no wonder youre a fat fuck
No.160595
>>160591I cook in advance.
>>160592Im fool of kindness that's why im big, as we say around here: "Хорошего человека должно быть много". Also the board is body positive.
No.160597
>>160595U… U didn't get my one piece pun
No.160623
>>160597Sorry i didnt watch that movie
No.160625
>>160623It's actually called Spizdili in the original, nvm
No.165387
>>165316
My first instinct was to clown on this but it actually looks really good
No.165399
>>165387It's rice with mushrooms, chicken, onions, carrots and stuff like oregano. The thing on the upper part of this kastryulya is oregano and probably some cockroach poop. I wash it twice in it week because i dont really like to do it all the time.
I also ate all of it in one sitting.
No.165401
>>165400Though i am a massive pirozhok filled with futa cum…
No.165405
>>165399>I also ate all of it in one sitting.Heavy weapons guy
>>165401Aren't we all just massive pirozhki filled with cum in the end?
No.169844
>>169843Macaronna with cheese and something like oregano/italian grasserino
No.170719
>>170718it was miko showing off xer trasshole
No.170722
>>170715Do u eat pumpkin raw
No.173909
>>173907at the first glance I thought it was Canadian Mima's post
No.177678
>>177669what would Morrissey think about this
No.177690
>>177669May shiva bring his wrath upon you
No.178920
>>178880ФСБ Raspb.filled donut
420G
No.179194
>>179192I wanted to reply with :elated: but it's too overused
No.179199
>>179192this looks like it would have been very very good with flatbread
No.180757
>>180755i thought for some reason the chicken were rocks and you left to halves of a boiled egg somewhere in the forest
No.186649
>>186634>and groaning in orgasmic pleasureYou REALLY shouldn't say this here
No.186981
>>186978bint mansion cook
No.187000
google simple meal recipe
required ingredients: salamander tail, unicorn horn, crystal from ooga booga mountain
No.187041
>>187000hehe
just get simple ingrediants thats on sale and work from that
No.188276
>>188221
let the kitty smash
No.188977
>>188962> For the efficiency-obsessed among us, eating at 6pm means getting to bed before 9pm, feeling rested before a morning work-out. This is no doubt appealing to Gen Z, who are leading the way with sobriety and gym memberships. Young adults are 50 per cent as likely to socialise in a pub or club than millennials, with 74 per cent reporting missing a night out to be fresh for a work out the next day.Apparently working out, being sober, getting a good night's sleep, eating healthy, and caring about your job makes you a loser.
No.189490
>>189369The Pig of Kyiv is real
No.192051
>>192050Post finished, it looks like it will be a vibrant and beautiful dish
No.192053
>>192052He put yukari whale in a blender and this is the aftermath 😢
No.192056
>>192053kek, kill da whaley!
No.192105
>>192060Whenever I enter this thread, this nigga is always eatin good, our wholesome chonker
No.196619
>>196290adding futa cum doesnt make it more russian, chvddy
No.196883
>>196837tenshi minoriko and cirno
No.198385
>>198375R*taka and cooked
No.198386
>>198385R*taka is cooked
Быстрофикс
No.198461
tonight it's going to be french onion soup from scratch, stock and all.
No.198477
>>198386there will be a lot of a good person
No.198513
>>198510wypipo season dey food
No.198559
>>198555>>198556>>198558your cooking skills have improved a bit since shart soup. keep it up!
No.198572
>>198559we had dinner and i nailed the cucumber and onion quick pickle sandwiches, almost the soup but that needs more time and Patience next time.
tad watery
No.198576
i am satisfied
it's not the same as the onion soup from x down the road, but it was satisfying.
No.198578
also my whole house smells like onion sugar and beef now
not a bad problem to have
No.198883
>>198626good eye
wierd egg timer
No.199617
>>199613the kitty is like "thank god these things didn't make chickens their housepets instead of me"
No.199637
>>199629do you eat the bones
No.199639
>>199637I suck on them because I imagine them belonging to a futa lady
No.199641
>>199639we will meet in futasokyo one day
No.200844
>>200841yo this gave me an idea what if you took a road trip to mima and had him slaughter a chicken onsite and got it from him
No.200853
That shit was better than kfc, which is a mid to low bar
>>200844He would love that
No.201212
>>201208rustier than a silent hill game
i hope you washed that shit THOROUGHLY
No.201222
>>201215i do have tools and many of them look like that, im just saying theres a reason people have a separate hammer for tenderizing meat
>>201214my bad g
No.201944
I shoplifted so much food today
I just pay for 20% of it and act natural
It probably helps that I'm white
>bro you are a n*gger just spend your moneyI remember how prices were before the pandemic and see everything as a scam because of autism and arrogance or some shit
No.202025
>>201944what watching too much dragon ballz does to a white man
No.202026
>>201944>>bro you are a n*gger just spend your moneywho says this? how cucked would you need to be?
>broooo you need to give Wal-Mart your money bro they worked really really hard to get your corn flakes onto the shelf for you :( you need to pay for the CEO's yacht because my mommy and daddy told me it's wrong to steal No.202040
>>202026It's wrong
… And I'm a fucking n*gger 😈
No.202281
>>202241i have those exact shopping bags too that someone left behind and i founderskeeper'd, they are awesome
btw roast chicken will cook better if you remove the string so she can splay out more.
but i usually stuff the heart and other viscera inside the cavity so YMMV
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>>202241Lmao she was going to steal the chicken
No.208146
>>208142sam hyde kneeling gif
This is badass
No.208174
>>208169i was scrolling fast and thought thems was maggots
the chicken looks pretty good doe, if not a little dry
was it dry?
No.211600
>>211510Zundamon would sing this
No.211999
>>211998All that fluid and the eggs are still too well done
No.212006
>>211998this is like tes alchemy where you mix random shit to discover the effects
No.212302
Mixed seafood bag containing shrimp, mussel, calamari cuts, and squid
Very exciting
No.212303
>>212302ahahahaha imagine being such af riendless retard you actually have to post about whatever banal food you made in an imageboard
just for a hope of any interaction
please kill yourself
No.212312
>>212303Now that memegoy is gone, madokunny needs a new target
No.212321
Oh nooo the bébé squids disintegrated into the broth
Interesting that the mussels are going strong
No.212322
>>212321Nah, this ain't it, big dawg. Maybe it tastes better than it looks tho
No.212324
>>212322Tastes kino, mollusks are the highest echelon of food, striploin beef can be rank 3 or 4 maybe
No.212326
>>212324I got food poisoning from eating molluscs when I was a kid and it ruined the genre for me.
No.212328
>>212326That's funny because my statement comes from associating it with the über wealthy in my childhood memories
No.212329
>>212327>>212328MOOOOODS FIX MY POSTS
No.212363
>>212342>whole baby squidsbarbaric
No.212408
>>212345tenno heika banzai