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 No.127837>>127883>>128009

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon

 No.127841>>127846>>127847>>127980

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Is that a paper plate or am I schizo?

 No.127842

Forgot to unsage

 No.127846>>127850

>>127841
It's a paper plate, this is because I cooked and didn't feel like doing dishes afterwards
Please donut judge me for using paper plates >:(

 No.127847

>>127841
It keeps the number of dishes low in larger households

 No.127848>>127870>>127872

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Just got some heckin epic caviarino, gonna come back home and cook some epic stuff with it like bread+caviar sandwiches

 No.127850>>127852>>127889

>>127846
Sad sad loser, have my pity for you do not own a dishwasher of any kind.

 No.127852

>>127850
Ackshually I'm just trying to save on my water bill

 No.127856

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich today

 No.127870

>>127848
das rich

 No.127872>>127946

>>127848
caviar is fucking disgusting

 No.127883>>127884>>127939

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>>127837
i genuinely cannot eat mushrooms. when i try to swallow one i physically gag and throw up.

 No.127884>>127887

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>>127883
that's because you didn't eat these

 No.127887

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>>127884
I recommend these ones though. Ought to be my favourite kind of mushroom.

 No.127888>>127939>>127947

How do u prevent mushrooms from becoming a wet elastic texture or is that how mushrooms are supposed to be

 No.127889>>127890

>>127850
go live in his house and he'll have one xD

 No.127890>>127939>>127972

>>127889
True, but he's obviously not a chad. You know how it works around here.

 No.127939>>127974

>>127890
>he's obviously not a chad

>>127883
I think this might be genetic. Are you mixed at all? I've never observed this trait in wypipo but among black or mixed kings and queens it's fairly common (about 30% of them I've met have physical responses to shrooms)
>>127888
Make sure you cook them long enough but not super long and I would recommend draining semi-regularly. Basically mushrooms are very cellularly similar to meat which means they brown and firm up but also they're like plants in that they release lots of water when cooked. If you're looking to avoid that weird gross snot texture you sometimes get in restaurants just cook them with those in mind and don't drown them in sauce because they absorb shit really well and it's super easy to accidentally overdo it on the sauce imo. A good channel for cooking in general is Adam Ragusea on YouTube, he's great because he scientifically breaks down how shit works
Please use this knowledge to make amazing mushrooms and post it in this thread thanks

 No.127946

>>127872
See why experts think this post is wrong:

 No.127947

>>127888
Addendum:
They're always gonna be pretty elastic, and mushrooms don't generally have much bite at all, but what I was talking about was avoiding making them straight up mushy. The tldr is that shrooms in the pan are actually really resilient and it's pretty difficult to overdo mushrooms especially if you're cooking with oil so don't be scared of them and really give them the Jewish treatment on like medium-high heat. I literally cooked one of my steaks and was halfway through the other one by the time the mushrooms were done and they came out pretty nice

 No.127972

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>>127890
KEK! EVEN BANT TRANNIES ARE CHAD ONLY! ANOTHER W FOR THE BP ITS SO OVER

 No.127974>>127977

>>127939
I'm not mixed im fully white

 No.127977

>>127974
strange

 No.127980

>>127841
it beats having to wash
clearly you have someone else to do it for you

 No.128009>>128039

>>127837
> medium well as all steaks should be
Nigger moment.

 No.128011

Chicken rice and broccoli again. #leanmaxmemories

 No.128027>>128029

shrooms are based doe

 No.128029>>128030

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>>128027
Good evening, saar

 No.128030

>>128029
I have Yamnaya ancestry btw

 No.128039>>128040

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>>128009
Sorry sir would you prefer your meat look like this?

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 No.128043>>128046>>137511

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Why does redditcord hate blue cheese on cheeseburgers

 No.128046>>128047>>128048

>>128043
They do?

Blue cheese is dog
shit in general imo but it's not a particularly egregious choice to put on a burger if you like it. I never saw anything weird about, say, a blue ribbon burger.

 No.128047

>>128046
blue cheese is peak

 No.128048

>>128046
Blue cheese is cat

 No.135740

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made sesame/matcha roll cakes for a birthday. Baking is cooking and its awesome, bakecels rise up. decoration looks like shit (literally) because fuck pastry bags

 No.135758

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 No.135770

i made 1lb of salmon with a can of green beans. Belly hurt

 No.135775>>135789

i made 12 chickandnuggers with ketchup

 No.135789

>>135775
did u air fry

 No.137473

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Saar i made curry today (the joke doesnt work because its thai curry but who cares)

 No.137511>>137516>>137517

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 No.137516

>>137511
Is this kosher food?

 No.137517

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>>137511
wtf is this powerscaling? now it's two of them destroying earth?

 No.141306>>141307>>141364>>141367

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Bruuuuuh there's minecraft sauce for the nuggets at mcdonalds rn i'm ordering this shit bruh

 No.141307

>>141306
This is wild
I didn't know this thread was still alive

 No.141336

I cooked creamed spinach I might poast later because I basically made it to reheat tomorrow

 No.141364

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>>141306
Absolute ass

 No.141367

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>>141306
dsp tries it!

 No.146277>>146368

im waiting for the momiji cosplay to come in to drop the coke scrambled eggs
please wait warmly, money is tight rn

found this and thought it was mildly funny in a sardonic ironic kind of way
https://www.isekaikitchen.com/nokotans-edible-antlers/

 No.146368


 No.146513

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Just got done making scramble eggs with tofu in it. Thinking about making hamburgers for myself in about 5 hours from now.

 No.151916>>151921>>151927>>152091>>152093>>152252

Russian tsukasa was right, bread is slave food

 No.151921>>151922

>>151916
bread disrespect is satanic

 No.151922

>>151921
There's no bread as pure as what you could chow down on in the levant anymore

 No.151927

>>151916
E-even mine??

 No.152091>>152135

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>>151916
hryk ANPRIM

 No.152093

>>151916
Kill yourself

 No.152135

>>152091
add pubes

 No.152252

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 No.152544>>152546>>152554

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 No.152549

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Blue collar working man dinner. First one i had yesterday the second one - today.

 No.152554>>152711

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>>152544
>Видите, ово је оно што Американци једу. Оваква срања једу сваки дан, сваки поједини оброк. То је одвратно. Зато треба да узмемо Сарајево, западњаци хоће да натјерају Босанце да једу ово, па ће се то проширити и на нас.

 No.152711

>>152554
>You see, that over there is what Americans eat. Ovakva shitty food svaki given, svaki poyedini tribute. That's disguisting. That's why we have to take Sarayevo, Westerners want natyerayu Bosnians to eat that thing, pa zhe that widens itself on us too

 No.152723>>152724>>152726

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 No.152724

>>152723
world superpower

 No.152726>>152750

>>152723
its like they saw a cockroach colony and used it as a model for civilization

 No.152750>>152753

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>>152726
Quiet, chvddy. In your cushioned house, heated by a boiling vat of maple syrup, you live with maybe two other people and a dog tops. You have no idea how badly these people struggle. You have no idea the ingenuity it takes to come up with this solution while constantly being at war with the Modi REGIME. It's called efficiency. Maybe read a fucking book about it once.

 No.152753

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 No.153228>>153229>>153232>>153236>>153239>>153252

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Yesterday and today meal

 No.153229>>153233

>>153228
add mayo

 No.153232>>153233

>>153228
yvp, issa slop

 No.153233>>153234

>>153229
nooo….
>>153232
schwab won

 No.153234

>>153233
evan doe xhe resigned

 No.153236

>>153228
got dam thats a lot of italian seasoning

 No.153239

>>153228
Holy fucking slop

 No.153252

>>153228
wypipo don season dey food evendoe wats dis den

 No.153253>>153254

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Half of this makarona dish is some slightly undercooked vejjiez and i shitted a lot of ret pepper in it

 No.153254

>>153253
wheres the blue and yellow flag

 No.154375>>154387

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he right you know

 No.154387

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>>154375
>its free to use a microwave in virtually any restaurant
…provided you're eating their food.

 No.154390

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probably there's a microwave in his workplace too



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