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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.265947[Reply]

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>>266092
How new age niggas feel typing dis bs

 No.266106

>>266082
my left ear enjoyed this

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 No.266118

>>266082
>when the supposed mistake is actually a deliberate artistic choice than only real internet warriors will understand
a true artist

 No.266122

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>>265947
i would punch that kike whore roastoid bitch in the face and run away while holding back bitter tears from falling down my sensitive young face because seeing her uncovered chest would be a dangerous threat to my khhv truecel status and if i lost it then i wouldnt be able to brag about being uglier and more deprived of sexual intercourse than all the other meek virgins on 4channel.org



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 No.265946[Reply]

Incels have latched on to a new obsession: men's looks. They used to be obsessed with women's looks but all the gooning and microplastics have transformed them into homosexuals.
Now many /pol/ users are spamming threads critiquing the appearance of men.
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>>265996
I was gonna say this

 No.266005

>>265996
sorry I didn't meant to be offensive I don't consider agp a good or bad thing just neutral also agp means you have unusual thought patterns which makes me respect you

 No.266007

>>266002
I get it you posted a cat girl because it's a catfight

 No.266028

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Hate this shit.
Kill yourselves, faggots.

 No.266100

top G



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 No.265962[Reply]

Keine isn't strong
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 No.266064

>>266047
Falsehood

 No.266073

I love when women whimper

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 No.266075

>>266074
its an alpha thing

 No.266089

>>266073
da beastly thing



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 No.266021[Reply]

Lmao Indians just got rejected bruh

 No.266025

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was a single fuck given by anybody who saw this post

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>>266021
thas funny

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 No.266072

pajeets only like israel because they hate Bangladesh and Pakistan



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 No.265262[Reply]

At some point Preet, Sanjay and Gurupartap will take your job for literal pennies just because they can live off cow dung cakes and rat urine, and also they can sleep together in a suitcase, inside of your workplace so they can be slaves "doing work" 24/7.

It will happen to everyone, sooner or later.
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 No.265939

>>265937
Bizzare

 No.265943

>>265937
lilliputian

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 No.266060

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 No.265975[Reply]

I will add a roleplaying board on Valentine's Day - February 14th
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 No.266034

>>266031
I'm gonna be a bear who crashes the bbq party and eats the food

 No.266037

Add ids and prevent flags so falseflaggers can't troll

 No.266038

>>266033
I'm looking forward to man handling you when you come out of the closet, this new board is going to be a big hit, I can tell already

 No.266044

I can't roleplay

 No.266046

>>266037
Noooooo



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 No.263610[Reply]

>It's pretty obvious now that first worlders will need to create a private net to better insulate. Digital walled gardens are definitely the future of social media, there’s no reason why some jeet’s post should reach my screen or be able to call my grandma and attempt to scam her.
This must be what /bant/ is
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 No.263868

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>why are you acting as if you've created anything other than a generic discord circlejerk here
can't tell if you're being ironic but get over yourself faggot

 No.263870

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>>263863
no really there's zero difference between you and literal children posting touhou memes in a discord server you're both fake as shit
actually yeah bye

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 No.265954

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 No.265959

>>265954
we all know what yuuka grows in her garden



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 No.259323[Reply]

Dejd bored, tlak tuh me
Also, I just bought 17 chicken sandwiches, 14 double patty hamburgers, 7 bacon burgers, and 20 large Pepsis, and I’m going to eat half of them in a day.
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 No.259348

>>259343
shut up shes good at singing

 No.259350

>>259347
Yeah I’m current reincarnation of Oda Nobunaga.

 No.259355

Ban the poorfag impersonator who can't afford proxy.

>>259326
Obsessed bucky.

 No.265956

up

 No.265958

did you eat all that stuff yet



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 No.265597[Reply]

Can we get a /whale/ board
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 No.265785

>>265611
ad an e to that rp, please.

 No.265805

>>265611
anonymous /erp/ board! this will make the site's stocks moon!

 No.265822

>>265805
Yeah but not necessarily erp!

 No.265848

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>>265805
The fucked up part is this is probably true unironically

 No.265945

>>265805
thisss please



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 No.265427[Reply]

She isn't just a cat
She's a family member
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 No.265934

>>265931
give them mushrooms and record

 No.265941

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 No.265942

>>265931
The empower african americans cat

 No.265944

I wonder what would happen when all housecats grew to the size of tigers
would it be a bloodbath or would they remain wholesome



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 No.265666[Reply]

Be me
Eat food
>Get really thirsty
>Get really tired
>Pee alot
>Fingies get all tingly
>Things get blurry
Why does my body do this?
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 No.265913

>>265733
who didn't

 No.265915

>>265913
you are a toilet you taste pee every hour

 No.265924

>>265913
me not

 No.265932

>>265915
it's so fascinating how you developed japanese way of insulting someone because of all the jp porn twitter lurking

 No.265936

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American insults be like yuore a walmart



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 No.241209[Reply]

sinclair thread
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>>258155
an oomfie could have fixed him

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>>258170
lmfao based Türkiye

 No.265935

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 No.127837[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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 No.265920

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Ate 10 boiled eggs and a can of peas

 No.265926

>>265920
Germanpilled

 No.265928

>>265920
cannibalism



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 No.265441[Reply]

Delete pornography
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 No.265456

>>265448
No, that's khazamki

 No.265500

>>265456
he finally reached his goals

 No.265589

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Is this the Hina (porn) thread?

 No.265592

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>>265441
gigachad would do this

 No.265901

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 No.265819[Reply]

elsewhere they say tits or GTFO
here on bantculture.com they say balls or GTFO, zero tolerance for faux-nokos and biofems, Only Real Nokos and Balls
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 No.265831

>>265821
sorry
>>265829
treasure

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 No.265852

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>>265821
Sorry, it will happen again

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>>265829
good album



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