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 No.153357[Reply]

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack
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 No.154393>>159491

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>>154261
>you are talking to a god
the god in question:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterquilinus

 No.154403

I get this epic reference!

 No.159484

>>153360
have you ever wondered what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken?

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>>154393
The problem is that the two toasters were plugged into the same extension chord. If they were plugged into a different chord then they would have canceled out.

 No.159569

Ugly pepefaggot is still yapping his tranny shit
Kys tranny



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 No.159529[Reply]

When the haters hate on my thread, I secretly complement my own thread to counter the hate.

 No.159530

I hate on your thread

 No.159531

Your thread is great.

 No.159535>>159537

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>ur thred is ok
>i guess

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 No.60302[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

/incel/-internet celebrity general
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 No.157518>>157565

Blackpill

 No.157565

>>157518
The one where George gets a wig is 👌

 No.157582>>157717

>>157274
You seem like you'd be a horrible friend.

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>>157582
I ride to die w/ those who ride w/ me

 No.159507

>>156683
Mentiswave has futasuck level autism.



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 No.159469[Reply]

My proclivity for articulating myself in what some pejoratively label a “pretentious manner” is, in fact, a deliberate optimization of communicative bandwidth across multidimensional semantic space. Language, when flattened into monosyllabic utilitarianism, fails to encode the fractal complexity of thought vectors oscillating across the cognitive manifold. Much like in quantum chromodynamics, where particles exchange gluons in rich, probabilistic interactions, I exchange ideas using linguistic fermions of maximal elegance and precision, governed by a syntax-symmetry group SU(Etymology,Metaphor)SU(Etymology,Metaphor). To truncate one’s speech for the sake of relatability is to voluntarily collapse into a low-energy epistemic state, devoid of nuance or spectral richness. I do not speak pretentiously to confuse—I do so because clarity, when stretched across higher-dimensional intellectscapes, often requires the tensile strength of ornate verbiage. As string theory posits hidden dimensions beyond human perception, I posit that vocabulary is a projection of those unseen mental dimensions; and to limit language is, in essence, to compactify thought into a trivial manifold of small talk. Thus, my diction isn’t arrogance—it’s an emergent property of high-order introspective turbulence.

 No.159470

this nigga has clearly never read george orwell

 No.159475

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turbulence?



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 No.114817[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You will go out and photo random stuff
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>>159114
round the yard

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 No.159124>>159126

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>>159124
>2000
idgi

 No.159387

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Went out to run for the first time in 2 (almost 3) months.



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 No.136340[Reply]>>159378

Brahmin
literary fiction, plays, the fine arts, poetry
Kshatriya
Primetime television series, films, Cinema
Vaishyas
Flicks, shonen & mecha anime, genre fiction, western cartoons (excluding calarts shit)
Shudra
Video games, capeshit,Sports, visual novels
Dalits
moe shit, imageboards, porn, calarts shit
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 No.158494

frup

 No.158527>>158529

>>148542
>if you work you lose

 No.158529

>>158527
everyone knows what it says

 No.159378>>159379

>>136340
why do the less advanced and older mediums go on top.
Seems snobbish and masturbatory. Shit like Homer's Odyssey, Moby dick or Broadway is dogshit compared to video games and anime. Objectively. You just feel superior since nobody actually reads that shit.

 No.159379

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>>159378
i meant to put cinema on brahmin tier.



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 No.158427[Reply]>>158447

/cath/-catholic meme general
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 No.158429>>158447

i would not be anything other than a satanist after god gave me a face like that dude

 No.158434>>158447

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epic thread award

 No.158447

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>>158427
r/tradcath sewage you mean?
>>158429
He is a solid 6/10 in his hometown El Zalupiño
>>158434
Omg. Holy Soylita. Omg. such a niggerkilling aryan meeper

 No.159314

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>The common run of men
>generally say we should love them for the good for which we love
>ourselves. Not so. We should love them exactly the same as ourselves,
>and that is not difficult. Properly considered, love is more a reward
>than a behest. The command seems hard, but the reward is desirable.
>Whoever loves God as he ought and must (whether he would or not),
>and as all creatures love Him, he must love his fellow man as himself,
>rejoicing in his joys as his own joys, and desiring his honor as much
>as his own honor, and loving a stranger as one of his own. This way
>a man is always joyful, honored, and advantaged, just as if he were
>in heaven, and so he has more joy than if he rejoiced only in his own
>good. And you should know in truth that if you take more pleasure
>in your own honor than in that of another, that is wrong

 No.159317

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LOL!



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 No.159090[Reply]>>159300

Ive been up for multiple days on adderall please help
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 No.159233

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>>159231
what else are you taking?
for how long did you sleep?
and what kind of job do you have?
just curious

 No.159300>>159311

>>159090
nigger idgaf bout you but that madotsuki be fire

 No.159311>>159316

>>159300
Bro comes on this shithole to rage, just like the turk croat and spainard come here to complain

 No.159316>>159327

>>159311
The croat is funny tho

 No.159327




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 No.148338[Reply]

day 1 of being a better person
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 No.159040

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i crave the feeling of physical intimacy
i think if i go any longer without it i will die inside

 No.159100>>159130

I'm in a tttt discord and there are youngshits bullying a hon after they posted pics
brutal

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>>159100
Holy male brain. Real women gas eachother up no matter what so their competition never feels the need to improve

 No.159139

>>159130
true. yasslighting is real

 No.159270

>>158436
How big have your tits gotten?



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 No.159229[Reply]

spin!

 No.159232>>159236

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sniff!

 No.159235

ssp

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 No.142577[Reply]

I need Minecraft Movie (2025) brainrot as a source of instant gratification.
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 No.150468>>150472>>150476

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>>150468
Bant goat ☝️😞

 No.150476>>152468

>>150468
This should be stickied

 No.152468

>>150476
gyate.net video of the month

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 No.150888[Reply]

>average binter
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 No.159218>>159219

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>>159218
Gensokyo grapes

 No.159226

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speaking of hinduniggers
lmao

kinda reminds me the financial pyramids with 500% annual deposits like you have to be stupid to believe this.



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 No.159214[Reply]

Junko taking the pizza out while Mokou slices it

 No.159215

cheese pizza o algo

 No.159220

How will this affect Yukari whale's weight

 No.159221

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3 slices have only 2 pepperoni cause the stupid hoe mokou didn't slice it properly



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 No.146946[Reply]

Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale
Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale Yukari Junko and Yuyuko are Whale
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 No.147044

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whale is global

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 No.159190

>>146949
2 because kuda gitsune are small enough to fit into a bamboo tube

 No.159191

>>159154
heca on the right looks like she smells good



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 No.135460[Reply]>>159189

Please shut this site down
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 No.152139

vp

 No.152261

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I'm contributing!!

 No.153103

#frogfriday

 No.159169

frup

 No.159189

>>135460
dont let them slide this



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