Today is my birthday. I wasn't going to say anything and I said to myself I don't really give a fuck about birthdays, but this year was very formative for me and my family, especially my sisters who so much care about me despite my self seclusion, reached

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 13:26:44 No.236770

Today is my birthday. I wasn't going to say anything and I said to myself I don't really give a fuck about birthdays, but this year was very formative for me and my family, especially my sisters who so much care about me despite my self seclusion, reached out to me and wished a happy birthday. I think this touched my soul.

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 13:27:10 No.236771

Happy birthday
:baby:

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 13:27:28 No.236772

you are lying

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 13:28:46 No.236774

you are lying

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 13:29:19 No.236775

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thinking….

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:23:35 No.236811

Happy whalejak party

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:33:08 No.236819

cute byak

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:33:38 No.236820

Also happy birthday, are you transitioning as a gift to yourself?

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:38:32 No.236824

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I had a dream last night where The Don went fully senile and Hitler mode but I was in the Army at the time. I did some fighting because something was happening, it was either zombies or Russians, I don't remember who we were fighting. Eventually we have to fall back to Trump Tower where he gets up on a stage and asks everyone for ideas on how to fix this basically and threatens to start firing people if nobody speaks up so I stand up and suggest something I don't remember and he says something like "that's why you're my top guy" so he's satisfied with my idea and dismisses everyone.

So I go to the ground floor of Trump Tower and near the entrance there's a cool shop with like bootlegged shit everywhere but it's all high quality bootlegs if that makes sense. It's basically all quirky little niche trinkets but they also sell stuff like guitars and skateboards and such and crucially there's a fountain machine behind the counter which is currently being manned by an indian/middle eastern guy (idk which but I think he was middle eastern) and I'm like "hey can I get a water" because I'm broke and can't afford a soda and he's like "sure come back behind the counter and get some water, I'll brb" so I do that, for some reason you couldn't get normal water, only grape or cherry flavored water so I mixed that shit and made some drank

Anyways the Indi Eastern guy comes back and starts sperging out because I'm behind the counter touching the fountain machine like he told me to and I'm like "but you told me to" and he gets so mad at this that he insults me with everything he has and then runs down the hall and retreats into one of the luxurious rooms of Trump Tower. Inside this room is a bunch of old women and he is fucking one as stress relief. I have ZERO idea what any of this portion of the dream means.

The second half of the dream is cooler because I am Farid, the goat, from Black Ops 2 in the mission where you play as one of the bad guys. It goes just as it does in the game until I reach the part where Menendez has you shoot Harper or not because Menendez simply looks at me and goes "you have betrayed me Farid…" and then the seals show up in vans rather than a VTOL. I'm like wtf because Harper simply is not present and I think the way I imagined it, it was some new update that changed the story and added a bunch of weird AI shit for some reason. I knew on the dream that this isn't how the mission was supposed to go so it must have been an update. As for the weird AI shit you could put on any NPC's clothes and it would seemingly give you a random buff like less flinch or the ability to climb walls. Farid could also pose with a bunch of girls at various points in the mission who were wearing burqas and that was kind of funny but it was obviously AI generated and didn't fit the tone obviously.

I don't remember anything that happened past that point

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:39:25 No.236827

I brush my cat with my mothers hairbrush because i like my cat anddo not like her

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:43:06 No.236830

She is drinking shower water right now

burning charchoal, so cucked DESU 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:45:22 No.236833

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>>236830
cat or mother

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:46:01 No.236835

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happy birthday!

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:48:26 No.236837

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My cat is fat even tho she gets fed the same as the starving nigger cat baby who probably breaks into more food

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:50:51 No.236842

when is your actual birthday and what is your fav 2hu

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:52:06 No.236847

>>236835
This is unbearable

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:53:44 No.236851

>>236837

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:54:20 No.236852

>>236847
I think i say this, i aslo promote you from worm to scary centipede you know the one

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 14:56:43 No.236858

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>>236837
This happens with my dogs, the pitbull is a FFD while the boxer is so skinny she looks like a dumb stupid idiot even doe they get fed the same

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 15:01:26 No.236860