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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.114416[Reply]

You will never be a real Jew. You have no shabat, you have no mitzvah, you have no oral torah. You are a idolatrous man twisted by false prophets and Christianity into a crude mockery of hashem's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back actual Jews mock you. Your prophets are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “Jewish friends” laugh at your ghoulish theology behind closed doors.

Real Jews are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of studying torah have allowed Jews to sniff out false prophets with incredible efficiency. Even false prophets who “pass” seem uncanny and unnatural to a Jew. Their is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Jew home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your apologetics.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s Jesus is king, but deep inside you feel the idolatry creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into Sheol. Your prophets will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your parents will bury you with a cross on your headstone, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a goy is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of you is a soul that is unmistakably nefesh.
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 No.115322

>>114652
Shalom

 No.123588

ja pierdole 2

 No.124163

You are a Jew

 No.124164

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 No.125091

> plunge into Sheol
This has been debunked. The idolatrous goy actually gets absorbed into the light of Hashem and does not resurrect during the resurrection of the dead.



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 No.109701[Reply]

Laughing my ass off at the new AVGN with a cold one. Modern AVGN is actually really good when you take off your nostalgia glasses.
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 No.123424

>>115266
This reference is too otaku for anyone here to understand, change my mind

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>>123424
OMG is this THOR?

 No.123659

>>109771
did you draw this?

 No.123727

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>>123524
BZZZZZZZZZZZ
Unfortunately for you, this is the wrong answer. Prepare to recieve your brutal punishment now.

 No.124162

High T cismale hands



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 No.115575[Reply]

they are laughing at his tiny pecker
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>>123979
guinea pig this

 No.123991

>>123979
missed

 No.124159

Fox booty



 No.57455[Reply]

This 'gasa gave me a heart attack
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>>124010
it is windows 11 sadly
its the same ssd i took off my old laptop when i built my pc but i bought that laptop a while back so i presumed it was windows 10, i swear it was but i think i updated and i dont remember
well at least that confirms that fix works then
i dont like new windows desu i had an old thinkpad with 7 that work perfectly fine but i didnt know much about hardware at the time and made the mistake of upgrading the os to 10 o algo and it destroyed the performance of that poor thing
why the fuck they even gave me the option is beyond me it had 2gbs of ram and an hdd

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wait fuck you windows you did force my upgrade i remember now thats why the old file didnt work you fucking niggers

 No.124015

>>124014
please saar remember to install windows 11 you want to use the recall feature

 No.124016

>>124015
fuck that i have my internet set up as metered and havent downloaded an update since then i remember now
i had this conversation before
i think
i have alzheimers

 No.124158

>>124012
Expose armpits
Now



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 No.86413[Reply]

>blud
>Bro is [ ]
>bruh
>let him cook
>who let blud cook
>lil bro thinks he's on the team
>cooked
>bro really thought he cooked
>this ain't it chief
>bussin
>waffling
>fr
>ohio
>[ ] in ohio
>[ ] be like
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 No.117347

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>Dear Valve, I am writing a letter to report a case of copyright violations of your models in the game Fortnite Battle Royale.

 No.124076

>>91258
too old looking

 No.124084

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>>117347
i want youkai ladies to fawn over me like this
no shitty h*mans though

 No.124085

>i want youkai ladies to fawn over me like this

 No.124150

I fucking hate the written language



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 No.123219[Reply]

Who else starting to get yellowing of skin and eyes
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 No.123515

>>123513
cry emoji

 No.123516

>>123513
you are legally obliged to be country, kutakas friend as soon as you started posting on r/bbc

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>>123516
He's ok (high D tier), but I wouldn't say I'm his friend

 No.124135

they still didn't send the enema device, the boofing might be postponed

 No.124147

>>123516
He's incredible (S++ tier), but I wouldn't say I'm his best friend because he's too good for me



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 No.123346[Reply]

the west is #SAVED
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 No.124117

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kill west

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>>124117
ESL nuke or Kanye West

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I do not associate with male hello kitty 'fans'

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>>124123
For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.

 No.124139

>>124123
Immolation fans really do be look like this GEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 No.123994[Reply]

and the most overpriced useless job award goes to
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>>124040
you can just say that you lack experience in said skilled labor

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>>124040
also, pay mexican/jeet prices, get mexican/jeet results.
have fun when your carefree roller coaster ride becomes a one way flight to the morgue.

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>>124053
Yes, they don't need to be filtered they need to ascend the career ladder until they are in control.

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 No.124129

>>123994
prostitute



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 No.123851[Reply]

When it comes to Autism and media affects on the autistic mind, Sonic and MLP are usually mentioned. However, Yugi-oh has just as much damage on autists.
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 No.123956

>>123951
theyre jailed before they can be discovered

 No.123960

>>123951
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/autism-now-common-black-latino-children-white-us-rcna76518
> Autism now more common in Black, Latino children than white in the U.S.

 No.123963

>>123960
shiet he has autis he didndu nuffin

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 No.122527[Reply]

I should learn Chinese. Maybe this will be a Chinese thread.
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 No.122828

扶他那里

 No.123355

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made this long ago

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 No.122362[Reply]

Hello, my name is Kutaka Niwatari.
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 No.123635

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breeding guinea pigs is my profession

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>>123635
patrician siberian fur farmer

 No.124079

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kutaka and sukusuku hakutaku share "kutak" in them which is cock penis in kipchak languages

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 No.124081

>>124079
Bruuuuh your bintflags are ran ran ru



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 No.117544[Reply]

>oh my fucking god just kill anyone who posts twitter screencaps just fucking die
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>>117866
lovely

 No.117873

>>117866
OG gyate is aliased while the tits are anti aliased smh 🙄🙄🙄

 No.117878

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>>117873
only on the nipple color blending
it looks good

 No.124071

wtf lol

 No.124072

>>117878
If you mix anti-aliasing when the original was drawn aliased, then you're a retard.

If you want the new art to be anti-aliased, then you can bilinearly scale it down and back up, or redraw it entirely.
Or y'know, just turn the anti-aliasing off in your art program, literally every art program supports that these days.



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 No.115665[Reply]

should I buy a steam deck
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 No.123950

I want you to donate me 1000bucks but I want to remain anonymous. How can this be accomplished? Crypto? Fake pyypl like bank account?

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>>123950
last one has an esl torpedo

 No.123976

>admin pov

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I boughted.

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>>124064
trutaku ngl



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 No.123961[Reply]

Balding men don't deserve to live. Twink or death.
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 No.123970

>>123966
That bussy is juicy

 No.123975

Only male ass must be Norwood ∞

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it's a tough guy world

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 No.123868[Reply]

>Law of Assumption doesn't wo-
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 No.123875

ecelebslop in >>>/v/

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>>123868
Cado has a twin

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 No.123992

>>123988
wake up babe new social experiment dropped

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