No.24074
You know what Bejita, you're right. You got me. 3-0. And they were damn good fights too, I'll give you that
But do you think I really care?
Yes. I'm the protagonist and yet I have never defeated you. My goal for over 35 years has been to get stronger. But you? Even with 3-0 score you still want to SURPASS me but you always defeat me when we fight.
I will always be the butt of jokes. When someone needs to have their wife kissed, you can come in and save the day, it's always you isn't it? You chortled, and died from laughter at seeing SISSYza, I got plot armour, shat my pants, and defeated him on Namek.
You got sexually harassed by 18 who wanted your cock. I JOBBED to a heart virus.
You destroyed perfect cell. I JOBBED against him.
Your son got killed by the same death beam that you EVADED. My son plot armour defeated him with the same special move that you easily TANKED during our first fight .
Buu? I was afraid of you Bejita. That was the only reason I didn't go SSJ3. But you, in all your pride and ignorance, had to go and kill a bunch of nobodies MOESHITTERS.
You're a GOD Bejita. You've never SPARED a major villain an ASSWHOOPING, you've never NOT defeated anyone of any important in Super, GT, hell even the fanfics LIKE Heroes. You can do anything, even your ultra ego was proven useful the very same chapter it was introduced. And while you were getting TANKING Granolah? I was incapacitated.
No.25042
>REEKdom is there
No.25043
>>25042screenshot the ogre I cant find it
No.25044
>>25043nevermind I'm retarded he's streaming it was just some bald fat guy
No.25052
>>25045Goku could not grapple with PUFA and oxidative stress
No.26395
how can we scale ss4 gogeta above black frieza
No.30563
>>30509That Fly could've killed Zeno.
No.30633
>>30262gohan losing will make ultra ego look less terrible
No.31808
>>31805>eoz>same bejita outfit as usualLAZY SLOP
No.31958
>>3193211-1 in Goku's favour
No.31970
>>31967>Bejita jobs like a bitch to the CHADmeCHADmeha and is forced into his monkey mode1-0
>Bejita jobs to fucking Yajirobe of all people and his life is spared by HEROku2-0
>Bejita jobs and tells GODku to beat Frieza for him while crying like a bitch, he is then buried by LORDku3-0
>HOPEku reaches the Super Saiyan state before Bejita as the prince of all jobbers enviously watches after coming back to life4-0
>Bejita asks STRONGku if he believes he's stronger than him now, CHADku replies with a "lol yeah"5-0
>HUMBLEku holds back to not hurt Bejita's pride and not wake up Buu early6-0
>Bejita blows himself up as a retard accomplishing nothing while SMARTku formulates a strategy to defeat him7-0
>"Kakarot… you are number 1"8-0
>CHADza destroyed the earth and Bejita died like a retard in space while GODku went back in time to save the world9-0
>CHADku beat jelly clone Bejita while the real Bejita was sucking on a pacifier10-0
>Bejita cries in jealousy while watching HEROku and BESTFRIENDza working together to knock out Jiren11-0
>Bejita beat Goku… in a match without techniques… and he fainted mere seconds later11-1
This is THE score
The ONLY score that matters.
No.35405
>>35395panda fact kinda looks like ss4 gogeta when you think about it
No.37261
Toyobros…
No.38673
bnat idea: train an AI voice on CALLMEARJ for funnies
No.39331
Harder, better, faster, stronger, bigger, thicker neck, more respected, bigger harem, leaner, bigger fanbase, higher IQ, Chadder, manlier, better posture, better fighting skills, wiser, more aesthetic, taller, higher deadlift PR, cooler aura, prettier eyes, better teeth, better breath, more charisma, Goku likes him more, Ribrianne wants his dick more, goes out with more dignity, exists in the manga for more than 1 panel, better clothes, more friends, sadder and better background, more money, bigger dick, lasts more in bed, cums more, more canon, higher in polls, higher in power charts, better job, rapes Frieza faster, has better jawline, makes bejita cry faster, defeated more asspulls, better morals…
No.39431
>>39327The results are non consequential because the new seth explained that vegito > beerus > black frieza which is the only thing that matters
No.39656
>>39655Goku being a retarded high-functioning sociopath? Turn that shit WAY up my guy.
No.39680
>>39655He's dark triading, he understands that forgetting someone is the ultimate disrespect
No.41346
>>41341I imagined him saying that in friezas voice and it makes it like 10x funnier
No.41434
>>41433wtf he took it down but I was too fast and I've watched all of it
No.41446
>>41445new saiyan scholar about broly
No.44550
>>44548It's cool because hivemind though
No.51784
>>51782Ygo cards vs Dbz verse
No.53165
Niggers… love this show. Bad show… then…
No.54358
>>54061This was painful until he broke out of the ice
No.54375
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No.55337
>>55331>Juan PissHoney… no…
No.55339
>Drajuan bolas
Honey….no….
No.55349
>>55341INCREDIBLE NUANCE EXPLAINED this is ryukishi
No.55351
>>55349bluddy hafta go on finas asap or else he`ll end up being a real life version of Nanjo sensei.
No.59506
>>59480Why isn't it hairy
No.65479
>>65458I wonder what this guy does for a living and if the eyes are real
Not sure how much he makes off of his online persona/patreon
I'm surprised umitwitters are following him since he was introduced to me by 8chan peepo
No.69002
>>69000Imagine hearing the jap dub for the first time and learning that the son family are all voiced by nozawa
No.88094
>>24075Stop infantilizing my hero. He has had sex, he's killed men, he's sworn. For kami's sake he's in his 30s
No.88975
>>88666>>88667Holy breedable
No.90058
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE THERE'S A BUG IN MY ROOM!
No.101252
>>100603do you think fusion merged the size of their bbcs
No.101275
>>101263morocco got brainrotted by sharty 💀
No.101344
>>101262What happens to Gogeta
No.101603
>>101269>Super Saiyan Bardock is equivalent to first form Frieza, who can blow up a planet far larger than Earth with a single finger>Omni-CUCK needed THREE of the strongest members of his race working at full power to "destroy" a planet (didn't even make it explode into dust)Yeah no bias here
No.101605
>>101603Oh I almost forgot, Noballs needed the planet to get weaken by a fucking doomsday laser before they could even manage that "feat"
No.101607
>>101603They just choose who wins themselves, I'm surprised db lost considering goku lost to supes last time
No.101608
>>101607It's a capeshit bias channel. They hate everything Dragon Ball.
No.102327
>>102323Sparking Zero™ is a product of dragon ball super which is a continuation of the manga wherein buuhan is the strongest one
No.102407
>>102405What do you think of shintani