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Mahjong thread. This board unironically needs one.
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 No.174933

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Fucking assholes cockblocked me from getting sanshoku doujun yet AGAIN
>>174932
omedetou

 No.174948

>>174933
My asshole got fingered many times and I learned not to go for sanshouko unless I have at least two sets ready at round start

 No.174950

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>>174948
its possible to get it if you have something like one complete set and 2 incomplete or even 3 incomplete sets (2 tiles at least i mean) desu but in that game i almost got sanshoku dojun (3 same triplets as opposed to sanshoku dokou - 3 same sequences) which is way rarer than normal sanshoku, it almost garantees mangan too cuz 3 sequences almost always means you go for toitoi or sanankou even desu

Anyway you nyggas wanna do a friendly?

 No.174952

i mean nyaggas of course

 No.174967


 No.174968

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>>174967
sure, dunno if anyone else`ll join though

 No.174971

>>174968
maybe america will join

 No.174973

>>174971
or maybe we can do it later, idk

 No.174974

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>>174971
its possible methinks

Majsoul Friends Room 68821(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68821

 No.174975

>>174973
well i`ll wait for 10 minutes or so anyways i guess desu

 No.174976

Had to go get food and shit

 No.174977

bruh i almost got a round start iipeikou

 No.174978

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UGH STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY GODLIKE HANDS

 No.174982

the highlight of tiles and the waits are off for me, da fuck\

 No.174986

>>174982
i turned off "the tips" not knowing waht it was, apparently it was just that, so apollocheese

 No.174989

AI-sam….i kneel

 No.174990

uhhhhhhhhhhh did the lobby crash or something
My game is stuck on the loading screen

 No.174991

>>174990
the game started

 No.175066

my all honors and terminals…

 No.175067

wait i thought my 2 peis were doras….

 No.175069

SANSHOKU IS NOT REAL THEY SAID
SANSHOKU CANT HURT YOU THEY SAID

 No.175076

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good games, well played
im totally not mad over that 4 dora win steal

 No.175080

GG. I usually don't go for ssk because it's shit just like chanta and junchan.

 No.175081

>>175076
I was one tile away from a yakuman

 No.175083

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>>175081
most impressive….which one doe

 No.175085

>>175083
All honors and terminals
>Inb4 u can only get that close handed or something

 No.175086

Wait, I just googled it, that shi is NOT a yakuman

 No.175089

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>>175086
yah you gotta get either all honors (tsuuisou) or all terminals (chinroutou?) iirc, not both otherwise its just a 2han yaku or smth (honroutou?)

 No.175092

>>175089
I didn't know, sank you. Sometimes I wonder how I got to where I am, rank wise.

 No.175094

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>>175092
The only yaku you really need to know is (men)tanyao(pin) anyways desu, the rest are just there to rack up points desu. Yaku knowledge can only be useful in situations where you really need to get a lot of them for some reason, like for example you`re in last round in 4th place and in tenpai with tanyao or something, but winning with it will still leave you in 4th place so you gotta undo your tenpai and rebuild your hand with some extra yakus to break the mould so to say…or something. In most cases the optimal way is to just riichi mentanpin and let it rip, even better if you got doras

 No.175157

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Mahjong is very popular so you guys should start learning it too NOW while its not too late and everyone else is too far ahead of you in the skill level…

 No.175166

>>175157

You can also get a rich japanese sugar mommy using mahjong, speaking of learning, I just used mentanpin and bruh this shi is life changing, ez 3 Hans guaranteed, I feel like I was in platos cave and now I see the sunlight, then I did a pure outside hand and got 3 Hans ron again, now I'm like 80 points from ranking up, sensei I owe you a lot

 No.175170

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>>175166
yah its the goat, really easy way to get points and with some luck it`ll turn into a mangan or higher
>I did a pure outside hand and got 3 Hans ron again
Closed junchan? thats pretty rare desu, i think as american said sadly chanta/junchan are quite shiet cuz its not as flexible as tanyao, at least you can pile up sanshoku on top of it or something. Still its 2/3 han so thats something
>now I'm like 80 points from ranking up, sensei I owe you a lot
We`re all gonna make it brudda, im only 400 points from ranking up meself but im feeling it in my bones the masterhood is near…

 No.175172

actually nvm im retarded, riichi mentanpin is already a mangan since its 4 han. although you need to score a tsumo to get it or smth, still riichi tanpin is 3 han and with dora/aka dora its 4 which is fairly common to get into your hand

 No.175286

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wake up baba, new peak just dropped

Quite terrible games overall today though, had one 3rd place and 3 2nd places, im literally getting HARD CUCKED at every turn of my games, after picrelated for example one same nyagga produced to get 3 ura doras for two rounds in the row

 No.175662

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 No.175670

I just saw sensei get cucked out of a full flush with a red five

 No.175685

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fuck this retarded rigged nigger dogshit game, i`d rather play competitive russian roulette, at least you get to blow your brains out and not being subjected to helplessly watching chinks get their round start oya mangans faster than you can say tanyao

 No.175686

>>175662
omedetou

 No.175687

>>175685
When that happens, u start going for tanyaos in the next rounds to at least get second place

 No.175688

Open handed tanyaos that is!

 No.175802

Welp…c'est la vie, like dem frenchmen say, its another day so time to forget all woes and put the nose to the grind again, those 300 points wont get themselves back

 No.175995

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Played 20 games, won back 150 points…slow and steady wins the race, but for now its time for rest…

 No.176020

>>175995
Ganbate

 No.176414

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the luck of luckshitters is multiplied in south wind games

 No.176644

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yeap its gamer time again

 No.176721

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Guys, I think winning in mahjong is dependant on luck

 No.176780

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>>176721
I just started coping by thinking that the game is rigged desu, not getting a single 1st place in 10 games is unnatural, in last 20 games i only took it twice and 4 times the 2nd place, somethings not right with this shit

 No.176781

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Or maybe im reaching magical sand soon….

 No.176806

>>176780
Yeah I've noticed it too, the luck has been shit lately. If I ended 3rd or 4th I cope by telling myself "Well, at least I didn't deal in"

 No.176816

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>>176806
that happened to me before desu, i went on a beeg loosing streak when i was adept 3 going to single digit rank pts but when the flow turned around and i ranked up, really weird shit, maybe they have some freaky forced 50/50 system or something in place desu
Or maybe i just need to paypig more, that`s another way us okaruto bros could cope….

 No.176817

Also i thought at first i was sucking dick because i usually play during japanese nighttime so only hardcore neetbros rapists queue at those hours but then i tried queueing at most populated hours and it was still the same, really weird stuff. Maybe i should change something about my gameplay though, idk, i`ll have to come up with some new strats anyhow i guess

 No.176820

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>>176817
Lole, same thought pattern, eventually the rape was happening to me day and night, so I stopped caring about when I was queueing.
We just have to force thru, the tides will eventually turn.

 No.177040

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Just few more days until I get that sweet 365 days of logging in.

 No.177515

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Managed to pull this school girl with one free summon coupon I got from the sea side cafe. Ngl, I don't like her design at all but a W is a W.

#Neverpaypig

 No.178281

>>177515
Banana has good emotes but her voice lines are annoying in my opinion.

 No.179032

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A whole year of suffering and misery.

 No.180769

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Huh, i just tried playing from my laptop and that shit works just fine for some reason, whereas from my desktop pc i get constant disconnects to the point where in like 80% of my games before i was basically forced to skip east 1 due to crashes. Well, as long as it works i guess i`ll start playing more again

 No.180771

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>>177515
Nana is a lucknyagger character so you were blessed (or something)

 No.180869

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>>180771
bruh, you're right. I havent placed 4th once ever since I put her on

 No.180996

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new setup just dropped

 No.180997

finally got my first 1st place in 20+ games

WE ARE SO BACK MAHJONG BROS

 No.181023

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>>180996
>>180997
comfy and efficient, The Bant Mahjong club is prospering.
Yakus ready, unfolded, moisturized, focused, in tenpai.

 No.181106

Isnt this the game for boomer asain women

 No.181107

>>181106
That's aryan

 No.181194

>>180996
>Blue Oyster Cult
Hoe lee based

 No.181267

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>>180769
nvm now it DOESNT Fucking work for some reason, getting real sick of dis shit
JUST LET ME PLAY SOME DAMN JONG

 No.181277

this match was INsanae-O KINO, everyone must watch

Mahjong Soul Game Log: https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=250722-7bb8e808-3e44-4b65-a436-9e04b68acecc_a909666656

Taunting faggot chink got PUT BACK TO WHERE HE RIGHTFULLY BELONGS (TRASH) after first round

 No.181288

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Magical sands are REAL, REAL I TELL YOU

 No.181290

>>181277
this should go into not so instant karma compilations

 No.181582

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the seesaw continues

 No.181597

>>181582
I will start folding aggressively after a big win

 No.181602

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>>181597
#ALWAYSPUSH
Jokes of course, but given how bad my haipais are…i kinda have to force it harder than usual. My rule of a thumb is, if my haipai is good i go for riichi, if i dont make it to tenpai first i juts dama or fold, depending on how far away from tenpai i am, and if my haipai is shit i just hopium for yakuhai+honitsu and call everything, or else just gigafold desu.

 No.181918

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I donated some items and got 50 stardust which I used to buy one summon coupon and got rabbit princess with it, I like her design, it does something to my nether regions, other than this my luck has been absolutely shit and I've been playing shit as well, my deal in rate increased by 0.10%. anyways
#Neverpaypig

 No.181930

>>181918
Shes pretty much like Sanae to Nyaggers Reimu in the lore i think

 No.182005

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kill and rape luckshitting faggot chinks kaning themselves 4 doras going from a shitty hatsu+akadora nomi hand to haneman and robbing me of my well deserved first place
of course another facerolling dumbass chink will deal into it on the last turn too

 No.182023

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>get a good haipai iishanten for once, waiting on basically 7 different sou tiles (all except 8 and 9 and 9 were instaponned(it was 23/56)
>spend 15 turns drawing NOTHING useful, NOT A SINGLE SOU TILE OTHER THAN 8 ONCE
>finally get a second 5sou
>riichi
>instant ron
THIS GAME IS FUCKING RIGGED, WHY CANT I JUST FUCKING WIN FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

 No.182053

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>>182023
I know that feel, I think there are spiritual disturbances affecting the games recently since even my friend has been getting sodomized. Maybe Mercury is in retrograde, we need to ask asstrology fags

 No.182109

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>>182005
Listening to niggas rage over mahjong while not knowing anything about mahjong is so goddamn funny
>kill and rape luckshitting faggot chinks kaning themselves 4 doras going from a shitty hatsu+akadora nomi hand to haneman and robbing me of my well deserved first place
>of course another facerolling dumbass chink will deal into it on the last turn too
Genuinely this is like hieroglyphics to me and it's some of the funniest shit I've seen on this board, please keep raging

 No.182137

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I can not believe I dealt into oya's saibaiman riichi chiinitsu dora tanki with ura 3 while also dealing into shimocha's chiitoi honitsu while in damaten.
Mahjong

 No.182139

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>>182109
I AM NOT RAGING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ITS 100% VALID COMPLAINTS, YOU JUST NEVER EXPERIENCED CHINK NYAGGERS TAKING TURNS USING YOUR (ALLEGORICAL) BODY LIKE YOU WERE A PORT WHORE OR SOMETHING
If only you took some time and learned the game (and played with us) i guarantee you it would be twice as funny…or something
>>182137
dats crazy if true, although less crazy if it was sanma

 No.182140

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uhhhh bros i just realized i might have anger manameeperent problems…
i swear it wasnt there before i started playing jong again….

 No.182165

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>>182137
fucking hell

 No.182166

>>182140
siberian hunter gatherer genes activated, soon you will unlock ancestral memories of hunting mammoths and fucking bbws in the cave…

 No.182212

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This subhuman nigger cat got a double yakuman on east 1, this filthy nigger bum got Suushiihou and Honroutou,But ohhh… this was just the introduction, this was the lube at the entrance of our assholes. in east 2 He proceeds to get Shousangen and Honiisou and ends the game by draining a poor fuckers points to negative.
Fuck this game, Im not going to play for a few days or maybe a week.

 No.182214

>>182212
oh yeah, the double yakuman was won by tsumo, LMAO

 No.182215

>>182214
and it was A TANKI WAIT

 No.182303

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>>182212
I see the ranked assassins have started coming for you too…impressive double yakuman though, i never saw it happen yet

 No.182305

>>182212
tbh your kamicha dun goofed in that shousangen game, i would hold on for that haku tile for my dear life when a nigga has 2 open dragon triplets out. Maybe he just wanted out though, for which i cant blame him really

 No.182356

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40 points away from ranking up….do i pussy out and go to silver room…

 No.182366

>>182356
YES NIGGA

 No.182367

>>182366
I played in gold and took 2nd place lole, now im 8 points away. Think i'll suck it up and do silver after all

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 No.182376

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this chink aint right bruh

 No.182380

>>182376
Most definitely using the ai tool. I tested it on a burner account and it was crazy. Report this nigga

 No.182385

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kept you waiting, huh

 No.182476

>>182385
Omedetō!

 No.182479

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>>182476
Arigatai
Next goal for me is bonding clussy cuz i only need 4 more gigacookies to do that i guess. And getting to kekspert 3 eventually although thats gonna take a while i guess

 No.182631

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Jongers of bant, i have a confession to make….I…paypigged…Of course that doesnt mean im going to become a whale h-haha, i just need those extra rolls to get 4 purple cakes faster…and to see whether the rumour that paypigs get higher luck is true or not…

 No.182747

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I am back to playing ranked but only in sanma. Nyagger kamicha got double ronned. I would've riichi'd but I didn't want to take the risk dealing in to nyagger toimen.



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