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 No.112017

When will we destroy this evil planet?

 No.112019

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 No.112028

>>112019
For once korbussy was right

 No.112037

saturn le bad evendoe he holds the knowledge of no-self

 No.112758

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 No.112760

fuck saturn he fucked me up today

 No.112761

jokes please dont take personally

 No.120079

>>112760
saturn has fucked me up my entire life because blud decided to be square my natal sun

 No.120081

>>112760
>>112761
Saturn is the Jew planet tho

 No.120082

>>120081
>astrology isn't real… but saturn is just evil for no particular reason.
>and my four saturn oppositions have NOTHING to do with me saying that

 No.120087

>>120082
Theres a reason the sabbath is when it is bro, and the lords day is sunday because as goatis the great said christians worship the sun. (the sun is shaped like a cross)

 No.120088

>>120087
that reminds me of the GDR radio tower that they created to be larger than the largest Church in berlin only for the crystal ball on the top of it to have a cross-shaped reflection when the sun shines on it
Sunday is the first day of creation, and Jesus rose in the new creation on a sunday too. Christianity is in a sense the dethronement of Saturn by the Sun, whereas the Hellenistic Religion has Jupiter in that spot instead.

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>>112017
Completely unsubtle and very obvious Cult of Mars thread.

 No.120142

whats wrong with saturn

 No.120143

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>>120142
saturn is a very negative planet

 No.120146

>>120143
i think youre just projecting

 No.120147

>>120146
German cis God is actually very evil for wanting to kill a giant space ball.

 No.120150

>>120146
well no, the stars are projecting

 No.120151

>>120147
thats what im saying
>>120150
no YOU are projecting your bad vibes onto giant balls that are over 900 millions miles away

 No.120153

>>120151
saturn is the dimmest planet visible in the night sky, moves slowly and predictably, is unimpressive to view, has no heat or fire. it is dark, unable to reflect or generate much luminosity. the absence of light further defines it as heavy, inclined to fall or weigh down. It is the lord of winter, the enemy of the Sun, the symbol for the authoritarian father or the unswerving law caster who cares less about the spirit of personal morality than obedience to structures that serve a collective purpose. Saturn calls for loss, denial and sacrifice wherever our immediate ego-driven interests conflict with wider needs or our own future evolution. As the 'Grim Reaper' Saturn appears only to be concerned with bringing denial to our hopes and expectations, but as 'Father Time' we understand the purpose is to order the individual to be subservient to their society and their own spiritual destiny; to recognize that their life at any given time is only a small part of a much wider scheme; to safeguard the continuation of existence and ensure that subsequent generations will thrive and prosper. Saturn is often linked with history, traditions and the past, but it is every bit as concerned about the future. Everything that arises from its influence carries the aim of creating firmer foundations for future potential.

 No.120154

>>120153
youre more full of hot air than saturn is desu

 No.120167

>>120153
>saturn is the dimmest planet visible in the night sky
That's Neptune.
>moves slowly and predictably
Every planet has predictable movement, it's called having a stable orbit.
>is unimpressive to view
Widely regarded as the most beautiful planet.
>has no heat or fire
Every gas giant has inside heat.
>unable to reflect
Saturn has higher Albedo than Earth and most planets.
>or generate much luminosity
That's called not being a star.
>the absence of light further defines it as heavy
No correlation, also incorrect, absorption of light as energy would increase the mass.
>inclined to fall or weigh down
Saturn's low density would make it float in a body of water.

The rest is boring fanfiction.

2/10

 No.120178

>>120151
Heh balls

 No.120189

>THA SATVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRN is the reason why I bumped my toe this morning

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>>120167
You can't see any planet past saturn with the naked eye
>Every planet has predictable movement, it's called having a stable orbit.
yeah thanks to years of advanced observation of the night sky
>Widely regarded as the most beautiful planet.
the entire post is about how saturn looks with the naked eye and not the telescope

 No.120268

>>120259

>>>is unimpressive to view

>>Widely regarded as the most beautiful planet.
>the entire post is about how saturn looks with the naked eye and not the telescope

Both sides are schizo what the fuck. (also ALL celestial bodies look like fucking bright* dots with the naked eye idfk what meds you're on)
*Of variable brightness

 No.120275

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all misbehavers will be KILLED, Saturn willing

 No.120278

>>120268
if you look at jupiter in the night sky or the evening star right now and feel nothing you must have some low as fuck vibrations

 No.120279

saturn is essential sorry

 No.120285

>>120278
I need to find jupiter in the night sky ASAP

 No.120288

>>120285
It's in the eastern sky in the taurus constellation right now. If you can find ursa minor it is the brightest object it is pointing at.

 No.120306

>>120259
>You can't see any planet past saturn with the naked eye
No, Uranus' apparent magnitude is still within the naked eye range.
>yeah thanks to years of advanced observation of the night sky
So? That still doesn't make it any different from literally every nearly every celestial object in orbit.
>the entire post is about how saturn looks with the naked eye and not the telescope
That would be moving the goalpost, since none of the descriptions given except for minor differences in luminosity really make sense when talking about things visible to the naked eye. From our perspective, every planet just looks like a bright dot, so they'd all seem the same.

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 No.120672

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I finally understood what Mars in Pisces means. You really just want to make people think. To expand their imaginations. You are a spiritual, imaginative warror

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Martian chembo

 No.123880

>>120672
mars is hella gay

 No.123996

>>123880
you cant spell marisa without mars
just a fun fact

 No.123998

>>112017
I just noticed if i clicked on the image theres a dot, is that titan?

 No.123999

>>123880
mars is literally the straight white male of the planets

 No.124018

>>123999
mars is a literally a rock in space with nothing on it because its GAY

 No.124021

Mars is literally a chocolate bar

 No.124023

>>124021
Yeah but Ferrero mogs

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>>123999
>straight white male



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