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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.112896

🚨🚨🚨

CHRIS-CHAN IS HAVING A CHILD!

 No.112897

the ride never ends

 No.112899

Bro is more successful than bantroons

 No.112900

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>>112899
guy literally got away with fucking his mom
its his world we are just living in it

 No.112901

>>112900
Apparently he's having that child with a female fan, so his plan to troon out to get a girl worked afterall

 No.112902

Wait so it isn't an incest baby?

 No.112903

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>>112901
i have so many questions
who the fuck would agree to that, why, what are the ramifications of this, is he going to raise the kid, how many birth defects will it have

 No.112904

>>112902
I don't think his mom would even be able to have a child considering her age
>>112903
After the incest situation Chris got more popular, which means some fags also got to know about him but because he's trans now they ended up unironically liking him

To be fair it was just ONE person willing to do that and she lives in Finland, obviously very far away from Virginia, couldn't be just a normal local girl

 No.112905

Good to know that female bant users do exist

 No.112906

1. This is probably a lie lol Chris lies all the time
2. If it isn't a lie it's the biggest whitepill ever because if Chris Chan can get a gf you can too
>>112903
>who would agree to that
Optimus says dababy will be had with flutter who is his gf right now iirc
>why
Clout maybe or maybe he found his true and honest heartsweet after all and she's just into him
>what are the ramifications of this
That kid is getting bullied until the day it dies bruh, the whole bloodline is cursed by Chris's actions
>is he going to raise the kid
That nigga can't raise a cat, what do you think? It'll most likely end up being flutter by herself or flutter leaving Chris Chan for a bvll and raising the kid with him a la liquid chris. I'd be genuinely shocked if Chris made a real effort to raise the kid after the first 3 years.
>how many birth defects will it have
As far as I know the only real disability Chris has is autism and flutter is normal (but idk shit about flutter) so I think the best case scenario is the kid has moderate ADHD methinks

 No.112907

>only real disability Chris has is autism
We all know his diagnosis didn't go far enough

 No.112909

>>112906
Incels will say the only reason he got a kid (assuming its true) is because hes very popular and foids wanted to grift off that

 No.112910

>>112909
Incels speak the trvke

 No.112911

>>112909
I'm not a weirdo but it's facts

 No.112915

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>>112896
Well that's wild, I want some proofs doe-ever…. There's no way Clownworld™ has reached such depths of insanity right…?

 No.112920

see, I was right when I sayed that lack of shame is the only requirement to norming it up

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>>112920
Trvkowski

 No.112932

Inb4 the kid isn't his and just a way to get citizenship in America and cuck Chris out of money to epic troll him

 No.112934

Bro can't go 3 posts without being mad at everyone like some childless women

 No.112936

>>112934
bro hes not even funny or worth paying any attention to. Just let him be a retard in peace

 No.112942

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chris chan looks like a monster beast compared to flutter
yuck

 No.112943

>>112942
Spain be like zamn she's only 12

 No.112944

>>112936
>>112934
schizophrenia

 No.112956

>>112942
>chris chan looks like a monster beast
it's cuz he is

 No.112969

>>112896
>dysgenics aren't re-

 No.112970

Mario fans: productive members of society
Sonic fans:

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Sonic fans

 No.112980

>>112910
>>112911
That simply just passes the buck. If chris chan can get famous and use his fame for a GF, then what's to say than any georgecel can't do that too.

 No.112981

>>112980
Ok then why didn't Elliot Rodger get a gf

 No.112982

>>112981
I'm pretty sure he only became famous after he did the murders (and killed himself), plus it took chris 40 years or something.

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>>112982
Chris is just too autistic to give up on being himself. Elliot bashed his head against the wall of incelibacy until he gave up and did the killings, Chris kept banging on it for years until he somehow broke off a tiny bit of it

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 No.113315

chris chan feeding the child

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 No.113406

>>113405
I think this is no big deal compared to the initial reaction because if it's being hypothetically discussed and she's already with him a baby will probably happen

 No.113408

>>113405
this would have been much funnier if true

 No.113409

>>113405
gay
it would have been really fucking funny

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>>113405
all that fuss out of nothing
what fools

 No.113415

>>113408
>>113409
kid being monitored by internet losers 24/7 because he was born to wrong father le funny

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Welp, I guess we'll know if he's full of shit or not in a couple of months.



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