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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.116521

Post funny Jew quotes and funny Jew practices. Please do not post fake ass quotes made up by anti semites, only post real authentic Jew quotes. You can also post funny Christian or Muslim quotes/behavior if you want. Any Abrahamic religion is acceptable to make fun of.

This thread is for humor, please do not post stuff that isn't funny.

> Some Jews think Adam was a futa.

 No.116525

inb4 spain and germany shitup the thread

 No.116526

joos mutilate babies

 No.116528

Noahides are funny. One of the most uncle tom religions I've ever seen

https://muse.jhu.edu/article/737561/pdf
This journal article describes the a filipino group of former seventh day adventists that lived in a cave but after they left the cave their leader got perodic internet access and started talking to Chabad Rabbis. After that they rejected christianity and converted to Noahidism.

Here are some quotes from it
> Emmanuel’s rabbinic mentors provided him with a new Noahide ritual that again contrasts the animalistic nature of the Noahide with the higher spiritual power of the Jew. In this ritual, the Noahide is compared with the animal sacrifices that Jews used to bring to the ancient Temple in Jerusalem. Noahides may ‘‘inspect’’ themselves by offering prayers of repentance during the last four days of the penitential month, the same four days when animal sacrifices were ‘‘inspected’’ for blemishes by Jewish priests.

> [Emannuel] delivered a lecture on the essence of the Noahide soul, received from one of his rabbi mentors. After nightfall, the families gathered in the home of village leader Diego to listen to Emmanuel’s lecture. […] Emmanuel began his lecture by asking, ‘‘What makes them different from us? What makes the Jew different from us?’’ One villager quickly replied, ‘‘They are the chosen people.’’ Emmanuel then went on to explain that even if Jews and Noahides are equal before God, Jews have a special, innate holiness that makes them closer to God. ‘‘The Jew has five levels of soul while the Noahide only has three levels and remains on an animalistic level, and this is written in the Kabbalah,’’ he explained, adding that the fundamental animalistic nature of the Noahide soul accounts for the reason that they are more concerned with simplistic material needs.


Pic is another quote…

The video I posted is not related to the journal article (It's a different noahide group) but is still kinda funny.

 No.116529

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>>116528
Forgot to post the picture of the last quote.

 No.116532

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>>116528
they LIKE TO LISTEN

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>>116532
nose too small

 No.116549

>>116525
Who do you think op is

 No.116550

>>116535
It was crafted by the best kike plastic butchers

 No.117464

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http://ha-zohar.net/ZOHAR_ENGLISH.htm
what the fuck is this website.

 No.117465

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>>117464
Bruh…

 No.117466

>>117464
>>117465
they have an active channel in yt but i dont understand evil desert runes
https://www.youtube.com/@hasulammedia/videos

 No.117568

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>>117466
I googled Rabbi Shalom Yehuda Gross's name and found a website with more english articles LOL.
http://holmininternational613.com/index_english.html

 No.117569

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>>117568
The pamplet is arguing that the USA is secretly feeding unkosher meat to the Jewish population, that it's keeping the messiah from coming.

It also claims that there is a chassidic mafia that is keeping the jews from creating actually kosher slaughter houses.

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 No.117577

>>117568
WHY ARE THEY OBSESSED WITH BRINGING THEIR SUPPOSED MESSIAH TO REALITY WHICH MEANS FUCKING EVERYONE AND THEMSELVES UP AND FORCING WORLD-ENDING EVENTS IN PURPOSE??

THIS IS THEIR FUCKING ENDGAME: NOT EVEN MONEY, NOT EVEN WORLD POWER BUT CAUSING HAVOC TO SUMMON THAT MESSIAH BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING BOOK SAYS SO

 No.117587

i met the president of answers in genesis last week when he was at my company
it seemed like typical Christ "cucking" to make Christ look appealing to people without faith

i hope these modern evangelists know what theyre doing because to me it doesn't make any sense. i know they make a lot of fucking money so that's good

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