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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.116521

Post funny Jew quotes and funny Jew practices. Please do not post fake ass quotes made up by anti semites, only post real authentic Jew quotes. You can also post funny Christian or Muslim quotes/behavior if you want. Any Abrahamic religion is acceptable to make fun of.

This thread is for humor, please do not post stuff that isn't funny.

> Some Jews think Adam was a futa.

 No.116525

inb4 spain and germany shitup the thread

 No.116526

joos mutilate babies

 No.116528

Noahides are funny. One of the most uncle tom religions I've ever seen

https://muse.jhu.edu/article/737561/pdf
This journal article describes the a filipino group of former seventh day adventists that lived in a cave but after they left the cave their leader got perodic internet access and started talking to Chabad Rabbis. After that they rejected christianity and converted to Noahidism.

Here are some quotes from it
> Emmanuel’s rabbinic mentors provided him with a new Noahide ritual that again contrasts the animalistic nature of the Noahide with the higher spiritual power of the Jew. In this ritual, the Noahide is compared with the animal sacrifices that Jews used to bring to the ancient Temple in Jerusalem. Noahides may ‘‘inspect’’ themselves by offering prayers of repentance during the last four days of the penitential month, the same four days when animal sacrifices were ‘‘inspected’’ for blemishes by Jewish priests.

> [Emannuel] delivered a lecture on the essence of the Noahide soul, received from one of his rabbi mentors. After nightfall, the families gathered in the home of village leader Diego to listen to Emmanuel’s lecture. […] Emmanuel began his lecture by asking, ‘‘What makes them different from us? What makes the Jew different from us?’’ One villager quickly replied, ‘‘They are the chosen people.’’ Emmanuel then went on to explain that even if Jews and Noahides are equal before God, Jews have a special, innate holiness that makes them closer to God. ‘‘The Jew has five levels of soul while the Noahide only has three levels and remains on an animalistic level, and this is written in the Kabbalah,’’ he explained, adding that the fundamental animalistic nature of the Noahide soul accounts for the reason that they are more concerned with simplistic material needs.


Pic is another quote…

The video I posted is not related to the journal article (It's a different noahide group) but is still kinda funny.

 No.116529

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>>116528
Forgot to post the picture of the last quote.

 No.116532

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>>116528
they LIKE TO LISTEN

 No.116535

>>116532
nose too small

 No.116549

>>116525
Who do you think op is

 No.116550

>>116535
It was crafted by the best kike plastic butchers

 No.117464

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http://ha-zohar.net/ZOHAR_ENGLISH.htm
what the fuck is this website.

 No.117465

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>>117464
Bruh…

 No.117466

>>117464
>>117465
they have an active channel in yt but i dont understand evil desert runes
https://www.youtube.com/@hasulammedia/videos

 No.117568

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>>117466
I googled Rabbi Shalom Yehuda Gross's name and found a website with more english articles LOL.
http://holmininternational613.com/index_english.html

 No.117569

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>>117568
The pamplet is arguing that the USA is secretly feeding unkosher meat to the Jewish population, that it's keeping the messiah from coming.

It also claims that there is a chassidic mafia that is keeping the jews from creating actually kosher slaughter houses.

 No.117570


 No.117577

>>117568
WHY ARE THEY OBSESSED WITH BRINGING THEIR SUPPOSED MESSIAH TO REALITY WHICH MEANS FUCKING EVERYONE AND THEMSELVES UP AND FORCING WORLD-ENDING EVENTS IN PURPOSE??

THIS IS THEIR FUCKING ENDGAME: NOT EVEN MONEY, NOT EVEN WORLD POWER BUT CAUSING HAVOC TO SUMMON THAT MESSIAH BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING BOOK SAYS SO

 No.117587

i met the president of answers in genesis last week when he was at my company
it seemed like typical Christ "cucking" to make Christ look appealing to people without faith

i hope these modern evangelists know what theyre doing because to me it doesn't make any sense. i know they make a lot of fucking money so that's good

 No.117593

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 No.124011

He is malding.

 No.125092

Bro literally told an Indian woman that her child was suffering from leukemia because the idolatry of her ancestors seeped its way into his blood.

 No.127453

https://archive.is/CeTdJ
> U.S. Rabbi Performs Controversial Circumcision Rite, Against Law
> 'I did what I had to do,' says rabbi, who claims to have never obtained consent from a parent to perform metzitzah b’peh, despite a NYC regulation.
> Asked after the ceremony whether he performed the controversial rite metzitzah b’peh, also known as MBP, in which a ritual circumciser places his mouth on the baby’s genitals to suction blood from the circumcision wound, Cohn smiled and said, “I did what I had to do.”
> The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene instituted the regulation in the fall of 2012 after a number of babies contracted herpes following MBP.
> But Cohn, who performs MBP regularly, says he has never obtained consent from a parent, and he never will. “I don’t believe in it,” Cohn said of the consent form.
> When a reporter from the Forward called the infant’s father after the circumcision, the father said that he was aware of the risks of MBP and that he had instructed Cohn not to perform it. “I didn’t allow him to do that,” the father said.
> This was not the only time that Cohn followed his own rules regarding MBP, at times even contradicting the expressed wishes of the parents.
> Cohn confirmed that this had happened recently. He said an infant’s father and the family’s rabbi had asked Cohn not to perform MBP.
> “The father was there next to the rabbi,” Cohn said. “I said, ‘Are you strictly religious?’ He said, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘Do you kiss strange women?’ He said, ‘No.’ I said, ‘Do you go to prostitutes?’ He said, ‘No.’”
> Cohn said that in that case, he had to perform MBP.
> Cohn said he did not obtain written consent from the parents before or after performing MBP that day.
> Cohn said that the city’s claims that MBP causes herpes are a “blood libel” and that he will never obtain written consent before performing MBP.

 No.127456

>>127453
https://nymohel.com/
> Rabbi Friedman would be honored to serve as the Mohel for your son!
> Rabbi Moshe Chaim Friedman is a Highly Experienced and Professional Expert Mohel, Certified by The American Board of Ritual Circumcision. Rabbi Friedman is unrivaled as the most sought after, respected and popular Orthodox mohel in the New York City and Tri-State area. He is hailed for his excellent skills, technical competency and vast experience with the circumcision of thousands of infants. His warm, cheerful, upbeat personality and unrelenting service excellence, has attributed to his massive roster of highly satisfied parents. You will feel confident that your baby is in skilled and experienced hands with Rabbi Friedman as your mohel.
> Doctors, surgeons, and Pediatric Urologists in particular, who have observed his technique, marvel at his gentle and delicate touch, coupled with exacting precision, skill and speed. In fact – they regularly refer patients to him. Rabbi Friedman’s procedure is done in 5 seconds, compared to a typical hospital circumcision that may take twenty minutes or longer! His procedure is done without the use of any painful devices such as clamps or hemostats, so that your baby is spared unnecessary pain.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 No.128148

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 No.128150

>>128148
http://takenouchi-documents.com/
> The historical facts recorded in the Takenouchi Documents are extraordinary. Among them are the Sumera-Mikoto came to Earth from a higher world on Ameno-ukifune, the world government was located in Japan and the Sumera-Mikoto unified the world. The great holy masters of the world, Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Shakyamuni Buddha, Confucius and Lao-Tsu were born from the five-colored races which branched off from the Japanese race and all went to Japan for study and training. These facts may seem absurd and contrary to our prevailing understanding of world history. However, the archeological research of recent years has gradually revealed the true existence of ultra ancient civilizations which are all mentioned in the Takenouchi Documents.
New truth just dropped

 No.128151

i aint reading all that

 No.128152

It's peak.

 No.128153

Might as well be the German schizo

 No.128164

These christian pepe/wojak videos are so fucking cringe.



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