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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.116824

Chat there is a giant roach above my gaming station, what do?

 No.116825

booze

 No.116826

>>116825
My booze is on my gaming station

 No.116827

>>116824
holy fuck, a month ago i was doing stuff on my PC and then i felt something on my toe and it was a giant fucking roach, i screamed and ran to my dad to ask him to kill it. i've been terrified of them since

 No.116830

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call mom

 No.116832

grab and crush

 No.116833

>>116830
Mom called me a pussy

 No.116834

>>116833
call her a bitch

 No.116838

>>116833
aryan mom

 No.116853

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 No.116879

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pussy

 No.116885

>>116879
You dont get it mom

 No.116886

>>116879
i like this image

 No.116887

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have her as pet

 No.116888

>>116887
total roach death

 No.116921

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 No.116923

is it still there

 No.116924

>>116923
Its in the upper right corner of my room, out of sight but no out of mind

 No.116929

My gooncave of a home has roaches and sometimes I noticed them eating my cum. I wipe my «dominator» («destroyer», «Zweihänder», etc.) with toilet paper and I frequently see the scavenge it for the yummies.

 No.116930

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>>116929
thats one of the worst things ive ever heard in my life

 No.116932

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 No.116943

>>116929
bruh… clean your room

 No.116955

>>116943
Let him cook

 No.116985

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 No.116990

>>116929
Show yummies

 No.116992

I've been waiting 24 hours for the roach to move, its time to smack it

 No.116994

>>116992
dont he will spread his wings and attack

 No.116995

>>116994
Its okay
Once i smack him into the ground with my broom i'll have my cat waiting to pin him

 No.116998

>>116995
That's actually a single teen mother cockroach you're killing

 No.116999

>>116998
bizinqed

 No.117001

>>116998
single mothers deserve suffering for their negligence that society will ultimately have to bear

 No.117004

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We did it chat

 No.117005

>>116999
Things that will never catch on award

 No.117006

>>117004
Just use bug spray nerd

 No.117007

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>>117004
what the fuck ? that thing is like 2 inches
i think even if you tried to use it as fishing bait the fish wouldnt eat it because its too large

 No.117008

>>117007
What the fuck is an inch

 No.117009

>>117007
he lives in the subtropics bro

 No.117011

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>>117008
it's about the width of your thumb and we use it to measure dimensional lumber except we don't actually even though we say we do

 No.117022

>>117004
Nigger… Nigga… Holy shit… That's an ordinary roach… I thought you tried to defeat a Madagascan leviathan of a roach… you are a supposed niggerboozer, why couldn't you smack this innocent cutie of a creature while under intoxication… Nigga…

 No.117023

>>117007
seems pretty normal size desu

 No.117035

>>117004
Here lies a noble roach, valiant and true,
From the gaze of Uruguayan, it sought to eschew.
Perched above a gaming station, it made its stand,
In the upper right corner, it quietly planned.

"Chat, what do?" the Uruguayan cried,
Facing the challenge with humor as his guide.
Booze on his desk, his mother's words sharp,
But the roach remained silent, playing its part.

"Let him cook," a whimsical decree,
As Uruguayan waited patiently and free.
Then the moment came, after a day so long,
With a broom and his cat, he proved strong.

"We did it, chat!" the victory proclaimed,
The roach defeated, but not defamed.
Blame the Uruguayan, praise the roach,
In this tale of courage that shall encroach.

Though small in stature, the roach was grand,
In memories shared, forever it shall stand.
For in this unlikely bond of hunter and prey,
The Uruguayan and roach danced their playful play.

 No.117036

>>117035
ode to roach

 No.117037

>>116929
Roach 1:
(Chuckling) Look who’s got a case of the goo!
Our little feast, a banquet just for two.

Roach 2:
(A smirk in his voice) Did you see how he wiped it clean?
He thinks we’re eating crumbs, but we’re the protein machine!

Country, Kutaka:
(Talking to himself)
Here I am, with this mess I’ve made,
Roaches at my feet, my pride’s been weighed.

Roach 3:
(Bravely)
Don’t be so grim, dear human friend,
Life’s just a cycle, on us you depend!

Country, Kutaka:
(Accepting the truth)
A gooncave this is, it’s true, I confess,
But to clean my dominator, oh, it’s such a jest!

Roach 1:
(Playfully)
A dominator once, now a delicacy divine,
You say "destroyer," we say "dinner"—isn’t that fine?

Roach 2:
(With a twirl)
We scavenge, we nibble, we make it our game,
Just another day in this roach-infested fame.

Country, Kutaka:
(Smirking)
You little critters, you sly little thieves,
Have you no shame? Or just no reprieves?

Roach 3:
(Sincerely)
We thrive in the shadows, in corners of gloom,
Call us the cleanup crew, dispelling your doom.

Roach 1:
(Triumphantly)
While you wipe and you fret, we’re on a fat spree,
A banquet of sorts—oh, what fun to be free!

Country, Kutaka:
(Laughing)
Well, share what you must, in this quirky abode,
A little less mess, perhaps I shall load.

Roach 2:
(Encouraging)
Embrace us, dear friend, in jest or in glee,
For in life’s little troubles, find harmony.

Country, Kutaka:
(With resolve)
Together we’ll conquer this wild living scheme,
In the gooncave of life, we all can dream.

Roaches:
(In unison)
To the cycles of nature, we cheer and toast,
In this strange little dance, we’re the ones who’ll boast!

 No.117038


 No.117039

>>117037
Joe's Apartment (1996)

 No.117067




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