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 No.117696

ASK YOURSELF, WHY DO MALE BEES DIE RIGHT AFTER SEX?
WHY DO MANY INSECTS DIE AFTER SEX?
WHAT CAUSES THE CLARITY FOR HUMANS?

 No.117698

meds
i need some help me

 No.117703

>>117698
Bros peepee broke

 No.117709

But we do die after sex it's just that the mechanism of us doing so is a bit more long and complex

 No.117723

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Who the fuck cares if INSECTS die after sex? They inject semen into eachother's bloodstream.
Now if it was mammals or bird the thought could've been entertained. But insects just do that because the evolution doesn't care what happens to the father after sex and to the mother after she lays eggs on a leaf/piece of shit/daily basis, because most insects can do fine on their own the moment they're born.
Couldn't comprehend your last question, but human babies basically die without your constant help until they're approximately 14-16. (and by then they can technically find a job and self-sustain under certain conditions)

 No.117724

Humans are the only animals who mate face to face. It's love.

 No.117725

>>117724
Animals are attracted to each other via other traits like scent. Also only chad has sex face to face. Oofy doofy does it with the lights off

 No.117726

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>>117725
why are you so obsessed with chad?

 No.117728

>>117726
It is funny.

 No.117729

>>117726
Everyone is

 No.117755

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>Male honey bees are only able to mate seven to 10 times during a mating flight, and after mating, a drone dies quickly, as his abdomen rips open when his endophallus is removed. Even drones that survive the mating flight are ejected from their nests, as they have served their sole purpose by mating.
being born male is a fucking birth defect

 No.117756

>>117755
just bee yourself

 No.117761

Unironically this is true because prolactin is basically a death hormone

 No.117763

>A zombie salmon is a fish that has already spawned, but it is still alive. Its body is badly rotting, and the fish will die within a week.
This is cray

 No.117764

Yeah but who cares when you can just goon

 No.117765

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>love

 No.117768

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love

 No.117769

>>117728
Yeah it "funny" just like futanari is "funny" to me hehe I can't stop laugh, Chad and his nine incher and sculpted abs are so hilarious lole oh fuuuuuck yeah that's the stuff
*lights up a cig*

 No.117793

idgi

 No.117811

>>117769
I thought futa was a joke….

 No.117812

>>117755
Human women are the ones who are defined by their genitals more so than men. Women throughout history and even today have basically served the function of continuing the species and not much else. What great aesthetic or intellectual achievement has been accomplished by women? You can name a few examples but the vast majority of these feats were done by men.

 No.117831

>>117812
Bro been reading schopenhauer

 No.117853

>>117831
he has

 No.117862

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>>117831
He's been learning the language of facts with the schopenhauer's textbook



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