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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.119505

https://youtube.com/shorts/lM8Axs5fmw0?si=ra_IzUPdXPd3erf0

Shameless plug here but no one covers the touhou/fitness niche

 No.119506

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 No.119507

>>119506
oh my gosh hes a Chad

 No.119508

>>119505
womxn drooling

 No.119509

>>119506
dont flip the bird its rude

 No.119514

>>119505
is this achievable nat?

 No.119515

>>119506
Cool frame

 No.119525

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>>119514
Very achievable for most people with a few years training right
I'm at 5'9 165 pounds currently fairly lean

These 3 pics were 2019, 2020, and 2021 of my newbie gains cutting and bulking

I did a lot of stuff wrong initially, so with good diet and programming you can definitely get in great shape faster than I did

 No.119526

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that's pretty cool but i want to see lolk extra stage clear

 No.119529

>>119526
Please have MERCY

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 No.119536

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i

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 No.119697

>>119692
freaky looking roidnigger
blud
somebody post a photo of that athletekotleta guy becoming a tranny lole geeeeeg

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>>119697
Is this your card?

 No.119755

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>>119699
Somehow this guy was allowed into the Guinness book of world records for arms

 No.120007

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I've got muscles, so I want to use them. I get up
in the morning, pose naked in front of the mirror, and
flex for halfan hour. Looking at myself, I want to beat
someone's head in with my bare fist. I want to see my
fist forced down some asshole's face, reach down,
grab a handful of intestines, and pull them up and out
the throat. That would make me feel good. Whatever
tnakes me feel good is what counts. The reason I build
my muscles is to use them. That makes me feel good.
It'd be senseless to work out for years just for the
stupid satisfaction of feeling "healthy" or knowing I
look good when I'm about to fuck somebody up the
ass. I get satisfaction out of grinding a face in the
pavement. I don't want to question it. I like causing
pain. That's how I am. I see an immediate response to
something I just did. No bullshit. Pure animal pain, me
the victor, me in control, me on top, you on the
bottom. I never allow myself to be in the position of
feeling pain. rn do anything to avoid pain. I'll run,
humiliate myself(ifit's the lesser oftwo pains), betray
a so-called friend, anything. In order to decrease the
possibility of pain, I'm never threatening in public. I
obscure myself. I don't show offmy muscles. rm softspoken. I don't need to impress anyone. I couldn't
care less what they think of me.

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>>120007
Bro this text formatting thing fucking sucks

 No.120009

>>120008
works on my machine

 No.120010

>>120008
uhhhhhhhhh just use a PC or something

 No.120012

All I want is satisfaction. I get it when I need it. I cultivate it like a hard-on, stroke it, build it up to bursting, then, when I'm ready,
I find somebody to fuck with. Somebody to destroy, somebody to ruin. I brutalize them, then I fuck them. But they can't be "into" it, they can't be some wimpy masochist getting rid of their lame authoritarian guilt. They have to honestly be scared, maybe even think they're strong. That's when it feels good. That's when
it feels good, when some pompous turd feels my boot in their eye, or their ribs breaking under the impact of my fist, my big fucking sledgehammer fist snapping their ribs like matchsticks, then my cock fucking them in every hole they've got, my come mixing with their stinking blood. Yeah, I turn on thinking about it.
rm just now pulling on my cock. I'm imagining my meat in your toothless mouth right now. I'm shooting a gallon down your throat. You're vomiting a thin green liquid into my lap, then I kill you for that mistake. I twist your head right offyourweak neck for that mistake. I kill you like the worthless chicken you are right there and then, then I fuck you some more. Later, I eat your sour brains and throw your corpse out with the garbage. Now you're perfect. You're doing what you do best: you're dead. I used you. I
fucked you. I wiped you off the face of this rancid earth. My main goal in life is my pleasure, and that made me feel good.

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>>120012
stop reading iramqs diary

 No.120023

>All I want is satisfaction

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>>119525
Progress pics in the old bathroom over 5 years later

 No.120480

>>119525
Grow your hair back

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 No.120493

>>120477
he mogs yo.

 No.120496

>>120477
get some contact lenses

 No.120574

why work out its obv binters arnt gonna get any wamen and >wanting modern wamen

 No.120580

>>120574
we workout for vegita not women

 No.120581

>>120580
so ur gay for vegeta?

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 No.121067

>>120911
fbi searched his room and found over $50,000 worth of touhou merchandise.

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THESE TIMELINES ARE FUCKING CRAZY WHAT THE FUCK
ROIDS ARE INsanae

 No.128015

>>128014
They have strokes at 28 after getting rejected by stacy if that matters

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>>128015
so true

 No.128052

>>128015
will a boozer bant poster have a better heart than a roider

 No.128053

>>128052
By miles

 No.128066

You don't get buff to impress women. You get buff to beat up oskarek when he's going back with julka from party to his gated community apartment and steal the new iphone his real estate developer dad bought him

 No.128068

>>128066
They're called cops. Cope hardee ogre maxxer

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>>128053
good now i can feel better than roiders even though im just a skinny dude

 No.128085

>>128078
Didnt you actually get laid tho? That puts you miles ahead of them already

 No.128092

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Is there any downside whatsoever to creatine? As far as I can tell, it looks like there's no reason to not use creatine, but I might be missing something.

 No.128094

>>128092
I tried smoking and taking creatine to make my hair fall out and the results were conclusive

 No.128721

>>128092
Allegedly causes hair to thin but thats just a broscience rumor. From my experience I just retain more water

 No.128722

>>128092
Take a a gallon of solid powder of it im sure something will happen

 No.128724

>>128094
This guy unironically starts taking the finny, then starts smoking and shaving his head. I just don't get it, is he stupid or is he trolling?

 No.128726

>>128724
his goals are beyond even his own understanding

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this guy is probably stronger than everyone here
https://www.instagram.com/thegravelbro

 No.128739

>>128738
not in bed

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 No.128743

>>128738
Can beat the living shit out of him

mimo dodik vetka soevyy zhenomal'chik beztestosteronovyy

 No.128754

>>128738
He has nct tho

 No.128832

>>128738
How tall is he

 No.128834

>>128832
6 foot 1. he's a gigapassoid

 No.128837

>>128834
Iramqi would beat his ass 1v1 100%



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