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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.123805

food keeps exiting out of my body undigested

 No.123808

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You should ask your friend for THEIR poo sample (like half a pound, it must be human poo), mix it with a little bit of water and then enema it up your ass, you must hold it in as much as you can (at least two days).
For the next week don't eat too much grilled meat or whatever spicy food. (eat oats and milk/kefir, maybe plain poulty)
Then check the state of your poo after the experiment.

 No.123810

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>>123805
also post your shit with a timestamp or didn't happen

 No.123811

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>>123808
this works and does not give you sepsis, trust me

 No.123812

>>123811
ofc you're not gonna get sepsis
:eyeroll:
You don't have any lesions or internal bleeding in your colon and gut bacteria already doesn't give you sepsis.

 No.123813

>>123808
>poop fetish
ok memeboi turn your flags back

 No.123816

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>>123812
I googled it and learned this is a real thing, I assumed because the pooper is a direct line to the bloodstream what you're proposing would be incredibly dangerous
Is there a poop compatibility factor like in organ transplants or can you just put anyone's shit up there and be fine?

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 No.123823

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>>123816
>Is there a poop compatibility factor
looks like there is and you should check if your friend has e. coli.
Thinking about it for two more seconds, you probably should do it at your friends place.
(AC knows how long the gut bacteria lives outside the gut and how sterile your poo container is)

 No.123825

>>123816
the Warrior

 No.123841

>on your knees, warrior

 No.123849

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props to the warrior for buying ethical rubber and not rubber made by slave labor btw

 No.123888

If it's Crohn or Celiac disease, fecal transplants are not gonna help you a lot. If you are taking caffeinslop or ADHD pills, you should stop right now.

 No.123890

>>123841
was this picture about bbc Ganon + femboy Link?

 No.123899

>>123890
No a tranoid with fake tits

 No.123901

only corn does this
youre dying

 No.123903

>>123888
No I had my gallbladder removed and it's been like that ever since

 No.123905

>>123903
uh malabsorbtion due to lack of (most) biliary salts, you are fucked

 No.123936

>>123903
Idk then, I think you'll either have to visit an actual doctor or die within… Maybe two to four months?



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