No.123865
>Convincing someone rich to just give you $$$: low chance of success, but it can't hurt to just sincerely ask some millionaires if they could maybe drop $100K or something, maybe when the guy will do it if he's drunk or high or just likes you.
might try asking Elon for some
>Getting a disability pension: if you are really disabled then you've already won, otherwise either fake it or bribe a doctor (e.g. with sex). As a desperate move a capitalist slave may even go as far as trying to cripple himself on purpose to avoid remaining slave for his whole life, however we can't downright recommend this as of course this can backfire in many ways. One possible way of doing so might be e.g. stopping eating and becoming anorexic (to many a whole life of freedom would be worth a few months of starving). On tubgurl image board one reader suggested the following: just keep shitting your pants – no one will want to hire you plus they will judge you must be retarded. Another idea is to just stop talking altogether, not a single word to anyone, you will probably be labeled a severe autist.
schizophrenia
>Going to jail: in some countries prisons are quite luxurious and once in jail you can just refuse to work as they cannot lock you up more. In jail you have shelter and food, i.e. already more than most people in a capitalist society. However watch out: for some crimes you may just get fined, not actually locked up, so it's good to study the law to know which crimes it's best to commit to safely get one to jail. Your inspiration may be David Hampson who repeatedly gets himself arrested by standing in the middle of the road and then just refuses to talk to anyone.
in Norway
No.123866
>Comfy homeless life. May be super cool if you for example just inherited family fortune, then you sell everything and just live super frugally, you won't even have to beg too much.anprimmaxxing
>Alcoholism: starting to drink heavily may remove your brain, but then suddenly you'll also be judged a "victim" of alcoholism, locked somewhere and probably won't have to work, so it may be worth it. You don't need brain to lead average life in 21st century.no, boozing bad
>Sucicide: obviously death solves all problems. TBH lying in ground is probably more comfy than being raped every day of the year for 120 years.last option
>Becoming a prostitute (usually for women): it's easy money and you literally get paid for having sex. Unless you're real ugly it may be enough to just "work" like this for a few days in a month. With shit like OnlyFans you don't even have to actually have real sex or risk STDs, it's literally like godmode cheat for women.would perhaps
No.123898
<Hello, if you're offended scroll down, I actually apologize to some women at the end :D ~drummyfish
a faker