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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.125728

asahi

 No.125783

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overrated beer for baby weebs lol

 No.125790

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>>125783
all beer is shit
just have a real drink

 No.125793

>>125790
like what

 No.125795

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>>125793
vodka or scotch or rum or anything that's not beer
they need to stop making alcoholic drinks for people that dont want to get drunk

 No.125797

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>>125793
having a consistent and healthy water intake throughout the day will make you feel powerful. the answer to "what should i drink" should always be water if you havent had your 8 to 15 cups a day yet.
>>125795
this is true btw. twisted tea is another good one bc its pretty good at getting you drunk and doesnt taste like gasoline

 No.125801

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>>125795
if your benchmark is drunkenness efficiency then malt liquor is the most optimized price/drunkenness
it also makes your belly feel full and warm
wine and beer is taxed less than brandy, whiskey, vodka, etc. in canada, but if im not considering price then i love apple brandy the most. i like all wine and i make my own wishky too, but malt liquor is peak drunkard optimization

 No.125802

>>125797
twisted tea and other vodka coolers are expensive and gross, and you can just buy your own vodka and mix and make something 2x as good for 1/2 the cost

 No.125804

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tell this guy on some imageboard that im bored of talking to him cause hes going on about stuff i dont care about while i just wanted to talk about asahi serizawa but say it like tony soprano would

ChatGPT:

Alright, here’s how Tony Soprano might put it:

"Listen, pal, I gotta tell you somethin' straight. I’m bored. I came here to talk about Asahi Serizawa, you know? But you're over here ramblin' on about stuff I couldn't care less about. I’m all for a good chat, but you’re makin’ it hard to keep my attention. So, let's focus, alright? I ain't got time for this."

How’s that? Want me to adjust anything?

 No.125811

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>>125790
just like all your threads

 No.125818

>>125811
I wanna have sex with cosplay women but their wigs might fall off and their makeup would make it difficult to kiss them. So I can't.

 No.125820

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>>125818
eating lipstick and foundation is part of the experience
but also if she doesn't feel like reapplying makeup and denies you a kiss and you touch tongues it's fun it's own way too
when an eyelash becomes unglued it is time to stop though

 No.125822

>>125820
Wow, I never thought of it this way, I better start tasting different makeup products to get myself ready for the real deal.

 No.125831

>>125795
best booze is 20-30% because it gets you drunk while not tasting like gasoline



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