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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.129101

this is gonna be me soon

 No.129102

Saddam or Samira? 🤔

 No.129104

>>129102
samira

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>>129104
My dad is searching for a bride for me, give my dad your number once you become Samira, we can cosplay as beato and battler once the wedding is over.

 No.129106

you on the bottom

 No.129107

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But what am I going to tell him once he notices I haven't brought him any grandchildren
>Trust the science, trans girls will give birth soon, dad.

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>>129107
Ac already mentioned how indians will develop the supa a.i neural network that can perform genetic modifications so he can marry elons musk daughter.
The future is bright.

 No.129109

>>129105
nigga you found a job and suddenly waa waaa im man now i will have kidz n stuff
like go marry who cares i dont give a fuck about starting such an unbearable respobsibility just because i want my penis inside someone, im not the righ person to talk to

 No.129110

>>129109
ouch..

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>>129109
Apologies, I said I wont troll anymore, I will fulfill my promise.

 No.129113

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>>129110
im very not tlstable on many levels for such things, especially financially, most peoole im into are far away and cultural difference ALONE would make it hard, i dont think im suitable as a lover, i romanticise everything, love everyone, but zhis is a curse kn its own, i at the same time cannot be anyones special person.
when people say marriage to me i just think of a prison, that will seal my fate until death

 No.129114

im too much of a child for this, but i doubt i would live lomg so whatever

 No.129115

>>129113
You can get married without having kids, iramqi. No one can force you to inseminate ur wife and if you married a girl from ur generation you could be into the same hobbies

 No.129117

>>129114
actually it's neurotypicals with rich social lives who die early in a car crash while we live long uneventful lives

 No.129118

There is no point in having a pessimistic view, we all have one lives and making mistakes is part of the process. I used to be a faggot doomer but now I am a Chad inner peace man.

 No.129119

>>129115
no
i will die like franz kafka

 No.129120

>>129117
true..
>>129118
im content this way

 No.129121

In uni, there were times where I wouldn't eat for 3 days straight but I was happy because of the inner PEACE 🕊️ GOD IS MY ROCK

 No.129122

>>129119
but he's right here, chilling in my crib

 No.129123

>>129119
Franz Kafka novels suck ass, and you are not a European Jew. You are iramqi. Make the most of ur situation.

 No.129124

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a graduation party tmrw
im gonna rock and roll you bitches

 No.129125

let's brainstorm funny methods to die
1. hanging yourself on a metal wire after gluing your hands to your head so you get decapitated and it looks like you ripped your head off
2. exploding yourself and setting off fireworks at the same time in a place with lots of people during new year's

 No.129127

btw tesla cars design is so fucking disgusting who buys that shit

 No.129129

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>>129125
If you truly believed that your life is worthless, you would've been out in the real world doing crazy shit as the consequences don't matter, yet you are here shitposting, still with attachments to this world. Hm curious.

 No.129131

>>129129
no I want some binter to do these so it's funny

 No.129132

>>129131
post ure legs

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 No.129137

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marocco image

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>>129137
In Japan, it's considered social acceptable to take a shower or bath with your father.

 No.129139

Can one of you westoid yakubaian apes sponser iramqi already

 No.129140

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>>129127
cybertruck looks awesome I will die on that hill

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>>129143
Tuck Frump

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>>129125
dude has anyone ever done 1. that sounds rad
>>129137
wont the bunnies drown..? :/

 No.129146

>>129113
Wow another evil chad player scared of commitment smh

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>>129146
having a foid live in your house while you're trying to booze in front of the screen and watch gay porn memes is a scary perspective

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>>129117
""""car crash""""
my Freemason great-great-grandfather was assassinated in the 1920s

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>>129143
*draws a penis on it*

 No.129188

>>129180
What the sign says tho

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 No.129191

>>129189
There's no such word as lolicon in English. There's a translation

 No.129193

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Kill op

 No.129194

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>>129193
take these shoes off

 No.130165

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>>129109
Isn't that contributing to brain drain in your country though? Iraq needs more neural non typicals for your people to reach a new Mesopotamian Renaissance which means we need to M-preg Iramqi Tewi (You).

Like it or not your gonna be a parent so help me god.



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