>be christcuck>dreaming about the man god spirit begotten son three person essence something and the holy land israel all night>wake up>beat wife (she doesnt have to wear hijab doe :))>go greet 7 year old daughter>WHAT>THE>LE>FUCK>7 YEAR

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Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 20:29:31 No.135923

>be christcuck
>dreaming about the man god spirit begotten son three person essence something and the holy land israel all night
>wake up
>beat wife (she doesnt have to wear hijab doe :))
>go greet 7 year old daughter
>WHAT
>THE
>LE
>FUCK
>7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SAID "o*h m*y g*d" (USING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN)
>Beat up daughter until her nose is shattered
>send her to school
>start thinking about muh black preaching choir. So beautiful
>JEEEZUS CHRAST OUR LAWD LAAAAAAAAAAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEL LAWD KANG
>get dressed
>check son's room
>WHAT
>THE
>FUCK
>HES PUTTING ON A FUCKING TEMPORARY TATTOO?!?!
>cut off son's skin with the tattoo
>Scream "CHRIST IS KING" 10 times
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>but accidentally a bit of blood from son's skin goes on my mouth
>good deed counter goes down by one (1)
>fuck
>Damn brat son already ran off to be molested by the gay priest
>oh well, will beat him up later

Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 20:30:01 No.135924

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>go to church
>speak in tongues
>skijdflawejfikdf rgnmbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkgfjfkllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll fgk2ogf4felgslekslsdlkfaweofapfw3920 oefj23i fdofwej
>get bored
>arrive at the idf military base
>bomb 10 heathens (7 women and 3 children)
>hallelujah
>israel's vinedressers.png
>get paid 10 shekels for my heroic deeds
>not enough money to buy flowers for my graven images- i mean icons
>idea.png
>go preach at speakers corner about how god is his own son
>Mudslim subhuman starts debating me
>heh, I got this.png
>tell him that god killed himsel- his son- actually himself to le SAVE you from.. uhh.. himself
>try to checkmate that muzzie by saying the trinity is a mystery
>mudslime subhuman tells me that the gospels are unverifiable nonsense and no logic-stretching will fix that
>This puzzles me because the gospels are objectively 1:1 accurate eyewitness accounts
>before I panic, I bring up aisha
>mudslime reminds me that i justify murdering infants
>die from heart attack (the fried bacon was worth it geeg too bad for mudsissies)
>Appear before the God of israel (JESUS IS WHITE THOUGH)
>Imagine seeing moses fucking 20 little midianite girls and French-kissing little boys (priestly tradition)
>God I wish this were me
>ask God to enter heaven instantly because of faith alone or whatever paul said
>get dragged to hell to get punished for my sins accordingly
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 20:41:32 No.135925

Trvke

Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 20:50:12 No.135927

scriptum nimis est longum
non legi

Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 21:03:23 No.135930

>>135927
kys google translate pedo

Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 21:14:39 No.135933

>>135930
kys shemmycuck

Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 21:16:44 No.135934

>>135933
obsessed with shemmyaryans like a swarthoid award