what do you guys think the probability is of an sub5 jestermaxxer like me finding a femme presenting intersex hermaphrodite xerson with unmutilated genitals to be my virgin futanari tradwife?

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Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 01:42:27 No.139848

what do you guys think the probability is of an sub5 jestermaxxer like me finding a femme presenting intersex hermaphrodite xerson with unmutilated genitals to be my virgin futanari tradwife?

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 01:49:14 No.139849

Kill yourself, nigga

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:00:44 No.139850

you have better chances at winning the lottery i say

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:08:09 No.139853

>femme presenting intersex hermaphrodite xerson with unmutilated genitals
Just settle for a trap brah

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:08:16 No.139854

I just became retarded thanks to your post

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:21:42 No.139855

Pretty high i`d say, Len'in chad

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:45:08 No.139858

>>139848
I kinda already did this

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:45:13 No.139859

Jokes

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 03:39:33 No.139862

>>139853
the bible says not to do that though
>>139858
im happy for you, hopefully your marriage lasts long and prospers ❤️
>>139859
Sure! Here are a few jokes for you:

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

Hope these gave you a laugh! Want to hear more?

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 04:54:49 No.139869

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idgi

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 06:22:39 No.139873

>>139862
you only live once brah. dont let a thousand year old scroll limit u. if u arent attracted to traps (there are a number of reasons) then thats fine.

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 07:35:39 No.139878

>>139873
An evil spirit of unimaginable hatred and resentment says this

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 08:29:37 No.139886

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idgi

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 08:39:16 No.139888

>>139878
Why post if your gonna sage 90% of threads

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 16:22:52 No.139923

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>you only live once brah[, so] dont let [anything] limit [you].

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 17:04:52 No.139938

>>139888
I usually sage when I think intellectually that somethings not bantculture enough but want to post it anyway, or if it would block out something I find more substantive

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 17:56:13 No.139948

>>139862
let a made up schizophrenic collection of wives tales tell you what to do